>You want to become doctor yes? >Then clear this exam >calculate the velocity of a particle at the angle in a distance of a laplace transformWhat the fuck how is this shit legal? Does any other cuntry do this?
Jeet "doctors" cheat on every singl exam.
You can become a nurse if you can'tdo this. But you wouldn't
>>539215913if you can't manage high school level physics you have no business being a doctor
>>539215996you mean unless you're black or hispanic, fucking chud
>>539215913Honestly bro? I have dreams of becoming a Surgeon but I do not feel confident, have no business cutting up anyone until I have achieved the enlightenment of a Brazilian jiu jitsu black belt for example. for maturity and motor skillsI do not trust anyone in medicine, especially if they can be trolled like they have
>>539215913This has to be a placement exam.Q1 Is something I could do before entering high school and Q8 requires knowing wave mechanics vocabulary. Pretty sure they're just finding out where you should start with your general ed bullshit.
>>539215913You're indian, just scam and cheat
>>539215948The exam is called "Neet" too
>>539215996why?? physics is a completely separate and useless field. As a doctor I don't need to know any physics at all. This is just mobster style gatekeeping.Even House wouldn't pass this exam. I'd love to americrys cry about it to their lard president.
>>539216374>As a doctor I don't need to know any physics at allLMAO maybe in the shithole you live in
>>539215913You imbecile, how do you get 2 and 3 wrong? THE BUBBLE IS EXPANDING YOU IDIOT HOW CAN IT BE EQUAL !!!
>>539216113You should fish or hunt and learn to dress game/gut a fish. It would be a good way to find out if you have steady hands and might help you get over squeamishness if that's an issue
>>539215913Its basically an IQ test. Doctors need to have around 130 IQ. No more DEI exceptions (see pic related).
>>539215913This is highschool shit.... every single questionWorse than that, because here you wouldnt be given any options, you'd just have to KNOW
having a hard test gatekeeping professions increases izzat of india, the profession, the gatekeepers, the people that pass/cheat and passyou are a traitor to your clan
>>539215996You miss the point. This is for asians who memorize/repeat their way through school.
>>539216493The average IQ of a doctor is the same as the average IQ of everyone else, at least in the west. The only separation of doctors from everyone not a doctor for the vast majority is a support network, monetary and everything else.
>>539216493OK, so you're saying per the known Indian IQ distribution across their bell curve that all 100,000 Indians that were above the 130 IQ threshold were also smart enough to leave India, and now everybody has to deal with the extra 1,500,000,000 being imported as crude labor to shit up White countries, because slaves increase GDP and boomers just want to grillGot it, bobble along now
>>539216374dude even pediatricians understand Bremsstrahlung and how to calculate the radiation cross-section of common materials. walk into any hospital in America and you will understand this
>>539215913Pharmacokinetics is very maths oriented as is a lot of pharmacology. They want people who can handle the maths and if you can do this level of physics they know that you can cope.
>>539216490A lot of doctors I know have outdoors experience or originally wanted to be an animal doctor or whatever but it was too difficult. Also, surgeons are like the top percentile of all doctors world wide if I understand it correctly. A medical doctor is a nurse to a surgeon
>>539217875>A medical doctor is a nurse to a surgeonSurgeon must've told you that
>>539217906I’m being facetious a little, but as far as chain of command for the patient goes post-op the attendings wishes really don’t mean shit unless it’s gonna kill the patient. I have never seen someone tell a surgeon what they can’t do other than the patients themselves or the POA. Arrogant sons of bitches no doubt
>>539217906Nah surgeons are overall pretty legit. However their ability to lie is essentially invisible because I have been second assist on operations and then witnessing the entire operation and then reading the operative report, I'm like this guy just fucking lied and there's no way to know unless you were physically present. The patient was under and the other doctor was sitting behind a drape.
>>539216489>THE BUBBLE IS EXPANDING YOU IDIOT HOW CAN IT BE EQUAL !!!the counterintuitive thing is that the pressure inside decreases as the bubble expands
Why would you willingly chose the most competitive career choice I mean its not even worth the effort (if you aren't choosing it out of pure passion)
>>539215913All these questions are directly related to microscopy. In the west a doctor needs to be able to use a microscope without chatgpt. In the west we invented microscopes to discover bacteria and since then we wash our hands after taking a shit.I know this sounds like a foreign concept to jeets.
>>539216489>>539218019It's a bit misleading to be honest.The bubble expands until the inner pressure and outer pressure match. So AFTER expanding it becomes equal to atmospheric pressure. WHILE it's expanding, the pressure decreases, but the expansion is very rapid, almost instantaneous.
>>539215913This XKCD comic completely shuts down your reasoning. Physics is just reasoning about the same phenomena inside the body at a different level of abstraction. Also, I'm pretty sure your answer to that bubble question is wrong. If the pressure inside the bubble were equal to the atmospheric pressure, it would be in equilibrium. To expand, there needs to be something inside the bubble exerting a pressure on the inner walls that is greater than the pressure coming from outside. Understanding the basics of how pressure works might come in handy if you're trying to diagnose an issue caused by, say, an increase in gas inside the body.
>>539215913>Can do any of the most complicated math problems humanity has to offer.>Still thinks injecting cancer cells into people is good and noble.We are truly fucked.
>>539218860>So AFTER expanding it becomes equal to atmospheric pressurethis is incorrect
>>539218572You won't remember any of this shit when you finish the studies. In irl you will hardly use this lvl of mathemathics unless you are a researcher.
>>539218019You get an expansion when there is a sudden increase in pressure. More air in the bubble pushes on the inner walls with more force per unit of area. Doing this cause the walls to become thinner and have a greater surface area. With a higher surface area and the same force, you then have a lower pressure. When the pressure inside the bubble reaches the pressure outside the bubble, you have equilibrium and it stops expanding.
>>539215913These are simple questions. Little Jeet kys if u can't solve these.
>>539219312you are forgetting the surface tensionthe pressure inside a bubble will only equal outside when the curvature is zero (the bubble has infinite radius)
>>539219316Your momma weight 540 pounds she eat 10500 pounds food in 5 minutes what is the radioactivity increased by the sun? Bitch dont kid me
>>539215913Just cheat on the test to maximise izzat
>>539219407True, I kinda treated that as negligible (it's been a while since undergraduate physics, and I'm a CS guy). Though it still explains why the pressure is decreasing while expanding.
>>539219407How much angle of deflection does it take for a projectile to hit a girls school? Bet your president can't answer this lol
indians already waste half their life preparing for "UPSC" or calling themselves "aspirants" (Means neet, lol) now the other half will spend 7 years trying for their 7th attempt at this other needlessly rote memory exam and waste their life. Country is doomed. You don't need rote memory anymore especially in age of AI.
>>539215913Physics is the real science, all other science are derivatives.>>539219070It's like telling pressure inside a gas cylinder is equal to the atmospheric pressure because the cylinder isn't expanding.>>539219316Probably one of those NPCs from CJP.
>>539215913The medical field is deliberately controlled to keep wages high. That's the only real reason the AMA exists.
>>539219651>It's likeit's about as far from what you described as is possible
>>539218572lets also force doctors to study microelectronics because electronic medical equipment, and software development too because duuh, and also quantum physics because doctors use lasers, add here some advanced chemistry classes because if a medic does not know how to synthesize aspirin it's a bad doctoryou are an utter idiot that's it
>>539219726The logical fallacy is the same. Equilibrium doesn't mean the pressure on both sides is equal.
>>539215913face it, you will never be anything more than a poopsmithpersonally, i would prefer that my physicians grok shit like pharmacology and the modeling necessary not to kill their patients
>>539216020Just a gatekeeping for good paying job. What is literally writing symptoms for AI and then giving a prescription for medicine.
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