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The future is potentially NOT bright LAMBRIGHT 2028,

With Trumps lust for war, the world might join in and this might be it.

We just might burn the cancel at both end this time and nothing will be left.

On a scale of 1-10. 10 nuclear Holocaust "oy more dead jews"

10 is bad

Where are we?

I'm a 9, and I'm at defcon 1.
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>>539217212
Elon should’ve bought Wendy’s and turned it into his Tesla hamburger place
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>>539216832
>Trumps lust for war
Putting a sand nigger religious government that causes us untold wasted amounts of money a year simply by existing isn't a lust for war, you knuckle-dragging ape. Calling something this absolutely one-sided and piddling a war is also pretty retarded. Nobody is joining this conflict, at least on Iran's side. You forget NOBODY likes them, not even their own "allies". Their two biggest allies, China and Russia, just want their oil. And know what those two did when oil started getting hard to get from Iran? They just started buying it from the fucking US instead now that we're back to being a net exporter again. The world just wants to see that desert hellhole's government burn to the ground, even if they won't publicly endorse it.
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>>539217615
>Elon should’ve bought Wendy’s and turned it into his Tesla hamburger place
It's not too late.
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>>539216832

>The future
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>>539218317
That was pretty funny.

>>539218047
>It's not too late.
He's too busy telling people with no money to have children. Maybe he could give employees bonus for kids.
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>>539216832

I was trying to open xi eyes tonight.
https://x.com/VoteLambright/status/2078665343443296717

voting cookie jar

never has that been said.
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>>539220254

Right? Was more when I first started using it. Aaaah, think it is time for a dive down the archives ... :)
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>>539216832
>10 nuclear Holocaust "oy more dead jews"
how is that anything but paradise
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>>539220827
>i would like to give a massage to xi
come on wayne
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When the fuck are you going to pay me for the damage you did to my shed wayne? You fucking broke prick
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>>539224222
>come on wayne
anything is possible. It goes like this. Hey boss, we got a tweet from Lambright, it's pretty funny. Xi, you are the best who is Lambright? I love this guy! I'm going to do it. just to troll America.

Anything is possible, I just lost 55lbs.
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>>539220827

>China China China

I bet we would never see a based Lambright administration blaming all their internal failures onto scapegoat countries like the current and previous administration try to do.

****The Future Isn't Alright****

****If you Ignore Lambright****

****Lambright 2028****
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>>539220827
Stop asking permission. Start telling them what to do, but politely. Obviously your ideas have been copied time and then again in the "upper echelons" of US politics... let it spill over globally.
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>>539218317
I wonder what's under the sticker
based on the colors, "Polish"? That would make it even funnier.
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>>539227255
>I bet we would never see a based Lambright administration blaming all their internal failures onto scapegoat countries like the current and previous administration try to do.

Of course not. Telling the truth is too much fun.

I am doing some ribbing.

I'm also blaming them, and this is for fun. Israel did the election interference, only they can do it.
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>>539227437
>Stop asking permission
Good point. Listen up, round eye here Lambright!
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>>539227437
>Start telling them what to do,
Thanks coach!
https://x.com/VoteLambright/status/2078830242123350264

Dear
@ChineseEmbinUS
Round eye presidential candidate Wayne Lambright here. I'll only tell you ONCE! Give a message to XI, I would like to ask a favor for XI to admit to election interference in 2020 to Donald Trump. We know China had nothing to do with this. Apologize and say you’ll never do it again and that you hope we can be long-term friends. This would take the pressure off Israel right now. The purpose of this is to help Israel save face, obviously they got caught with their hand in the voting cookie jar.
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>>539227969
"round eye" is not diplomatic in the long run, my brother from another mother. if u want slantz to work for u, and i mean whistle while u work committed to u, u have to make them feel American some how. every MF'r on this earth truly wants to be American idc who u are. They hate us cuz they ain't us is a tale as old as time :)
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>>539216832
>Lust for war
Nigger he's the first to end and try to end significant ones while fighting the simple yet strategical ones.

No bullshit genuine nuclear apocalypse risks versus Russia, no chanceless Afghanistan adventures, just taking potshots at uppity sandniggers bothering traderoutes pretending to be powerful until they get the message.
>Hu hu hu they might not get the message!
Cope as they might death and violence is a language these niggers understand perfectly fine, as their leader's hiding underscores rather strongly.
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>>539216832
>The future is potentially NOT bright LAMBRIGHT 2028
Meme harder then
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>>539220254
>give employees bonus for kids
picrel

>>539220905
Howdy.
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>>539229258
>>give employees bonus for kids
>picrel
Unless you put down a number, it's not a commitment, I'll give new parents $100,000 and loan on home with no approval process.
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>>539228875
>Meme harder then

I'm but one man running for President trying to Save America, fuck the rest of the world we don't fucking need them.

I can take us to other planets. Yet I get shit on my Israel.
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>>539228257
>"round eye" is not diplomatic in the long run,
I know, it's racist. I have a Chinese friend in the china CIA, not sure what they call it. he is the guy who told me about Iron rice bowls. He operates restaurants to launder money.
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Should we send more police to your place again?
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>>539216832
Can somebody make this a .gif blinking very slow, once a blink every 25 seconds on loop
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>>539229618
>Should we send more police to your place again?

Fuck no. Stop that. 5 are in jail now.
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>>539229812
But its just a wellness
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>>539230009
Check
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>>539230009
>But its just a wellness
what the fuck, I'm sober asshole. Life is great.
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>>539230091
Calm down please
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>>539230327
>Calm down please
I can't that scares the fuck out of me, that's attempted murder.
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>>539230327
>Calm down please
I have to take my anxiety medication because of you.
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>>539230009
>But its just a wellness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLwjlSxsYkA

fuck you. I hope they arrest you.
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>>539229258

Hey! Btw that looks like some nice to have benefits ... :)
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What kinda meds u take ? Ciprelax?
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>>539230997
beat it elon. pic rel is all ur fault, it's coming down regardles
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>>539231187
propranolol.
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>>539231370
I would never call the cops on u Bruce Wayne
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>>539232051
>I would never call the cops on u Bruce Wayne
How the fuck would I know, I set a time, there gonna be here in 10 minutes, it takes 70 minutes for them to drive.
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>>539232573
oh haha I dunno man ive never called the cops in my life thats the only stuff i remembered from the threads years ago. it was probably the jews before or something. have you really been swatted 66 times? that sounds like a fake number i would just put a sign on my driveway in bold letters letting them know.
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>>539227969
The chocolate chips go INSIDE the dough... They're not a topping... fucking retard...
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>>539233261
again, another poster who makes me suspect youngsters from the yeshivas have been given authority over this board. for extra credit, mind you.
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>>539216832
>TrUmPs LuSt FoR wAr!1!!!
fucking KILL YOURSLEF YOU STUPID LEFTOID TRAITOR NIGGER YOU ARE A FUCKING SHILL RETARD THAT NEEDS TO DIE PAINFULLY AS FAST AS YOU FUCKING CAN
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>>539233261
>The chocolate chips go INSIDE the dough... They're not a topping... fucking retard...

You're so dumb you think I made those?
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>>539232941
>have you really been swatted 66 times?
Yes, more actually. That's just 66 visits, there are like 140 calls too them and they would call me and stay away. It's a 3 hour round trip to my home for the four sheriff that would joy ride to overtime.
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>>539234731
But my innocuous joking almost brough you to your knees I can't imagine the stress of being president would be much easier on your heart. And do you think maybe its kinda sorta self inflicted almost? You know? Posting with your real name and address and all that? It's kinda like a, "uhh well officer, did you see how she was dressed?" situation. Personally after the second or third time I would've probably moved or something, just takes one retard cop and lord knows how many "one retard cop"'s there are.
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>>539230997
>Tesla Lebensborn
>nice to have benefits
Only for the US though. But inspirational.
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>lol
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>>539235311
I dust did read of it live now
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Wayne the people that got arrested for swatting had nothing to do with you. they swatted important people like a sitting congress woman . deflate your ego bud
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>>539216832
Rolling



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