Just kidding,there’s no way I’d pay to see it.I wouldn’t even watch a pirated copy.
>>539223943Lol, memeflaggot shilling for millionaires.
>>5392239844 words is maximum for american reader
>>539223943yeah I am more interested in the new He-Man movie but my gf does not want to see it.
What was the last movie you enjoyed recently, anons?
>>539223943Niggers are ugly
No one will remember this movie in 5 years.What an absolute shame, Nolan used to be my favorite director, but I wont be watching that garbage.
>>539224028Imagine having a gf. What kind if a loser do you have to be to interact with a woman other than sex?
>>539224038desire 2026
>>539224038>What was the last movie you enjoyed recently, anons?Project Hail Mary
>>539223943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JakaxJ8v6qA&list=PLzKWFS2ZJAcrXEWoBmrfrQuMJ0iCdZtSv&index=16
>>539223943>2500 ratings vs 250000 ratingshmm
>>539223943that's all me. that'll teach the fat sweaty kiwi to not include The Scouring of the Shire, in his gay fucking film.
>>539223943>rotten tomatoesHow many times have they purged bad reviews by now?
>>539223943The odysssAAAAAACK
>>539223943These are all bot reviews, if you cant tell that then I dont know what to say to you.
>>539223943I'm tired man, they just won't stop their subversion, movies ended 20 years ago for me.
Ok.
>>539223943notice how LOTR oesn t have ((((((((( VERIFIED RATINGS)))))) . thjey only allow positive reviews. meanwhile on metacritic its 50/100
>>539223943Are they banning negative reviews?
>>539224089>Nolan used to be my favorite directorwhat rhymes with nolan
>>539226618idk, theyve definitely been subvertedpre-2010's RT would be proud to host opinions that shit all over the critics(where do you think that name comes from)now, they are the status quoit probably belongs to some hollywood producers nowhow "cheap" do you think it is, for the movie industry to just buy the most known review portal?
>>539226794>how "cheap" do you think it is, for the movie industry to just buy the most known review portal?and if you dont sell... your life will be hell!i mean, they can just afford to pay people to gangstalk you, until you budge, right?do you want to continue living in this world, anons?
>>539224038Unironically The Day the Earth Blew Up (2024), with Daffy Duck and Porky Pig.
>>539223943all my 100 friends say it. Many of us saw it twice. I love big booties
>>539223943>I wouldn’t even watch a pirated copy.I will, maybe eventually, but probably not.
>>539224028I liked it. Clear good guys vs clear bad guys. No bullshit. Just action and fun.
>>539224164Friends wanted to go see that movie together but I legit can’t bring myself to watch 1h+ of Ryan goslings ugly facefuck Ryan Reynolds too; I despise all Ryans in Hollywood
>>539223943Why do people even use Rotten Tomatoes? It's literally got bought and paid for review scores and paid shill reviewers that the website owners won't remove.
>>539227463How do Iraqi audiences generally view Western movies?Especially those LGBTQ movies filled with "woke" content.
>>539223943Reminds of the astroturf campaign for black panther
>>5392239431 billion - 4
>>539227868The average Iraqi doesn’t care for western movies of this sort, capeshit slop and such. But those that do care are westernized limpdick basedboys. I personally don’t mind lgbt stuff and neither does the average person I think so long as the messaging is tasteful and doesn’t distract from whatever yt boi slop I am trying to watch
>>539227666You answered your own question. Everyone loves a good confirmation of their world views.
>>539228131>website substitutes based for onionsGlorious
>>539223943It's fag shit meant for fags. Simple as.
>>539228215BRO it’s literally 1984 it this shit everything I say is substituted for
>>539223943Metacritic literally started scrubbing user reviews.
>>539223943Why is it "ratings" for LOTRand "verified ratings" for this?
>>539223943
>>539224038Balto.
You reckon faggots like OP get paid to make shitty shill threads about shitty modern movies? Anyone with half a brain-cell would laugh this shit off IRL
>>539228255Yeah chinks bought this board a while ago and didn’t want people to use s()y in a derogatory manner. Because their agriculture is completely based on its cultivation.
>>539228225There is a conspiracy theory that Jews forced her to become a lesbian and undergo a sex change.Otherwise, she would have had to sacrifice her own child.This could explain why she fell so low.
>>539228286I'm fairly sure in like ~2016 rottengoymatoes teamed up with the industry to convince people all their wokeslop was selling gorillions. There was an entire thing about how their rating system changed just to promote black movies
>>539228286you know why. verified means approved by (())
>>539223943I saw The Odyssey as a Nolan-hater with my chud face engaged and even I must admit it’s a spectacular movie. Sorry pol
>>539228286I’m stroking my fat 8 inch anomaly cock reading your post btw
>>539224038Two-Way Stretch1960 British film starring Peter Sellers.
Without nazi to own, the only thing remaining would be this shitty world
>verified ratings
>>539224038FUCK MOVIESWe need to go back to the times when stage actors thought acting in Hollywood was bitch nigga shit
>>539223943> inflation
>>539224038One Battle After AnotherFunny, action packed and suspenseful.And no. The movie was not an antifa shrill. It showed how damaged people from both sides of the struggle were.
>>539228869Deserves a (you) for making me chuckle.
>>539223943I just bought my ticket for the 70mm imax versionliterally every single showing is almost sold out, I had to get a ticket for 3 weeks from now at 11:40pm>>539224038finally watched Goldfinger last week, it was kinolast thing I saw in theaters was the Revolutionary Girl Utena movieit was the first thing I've seen from the series and I was very confused, like halfway through the anime series now and it's quickly approaching the level of appreciation I have for Evangelion (my favorite anime)
>>539228800The face that launched a thousand SHEEEITs.
>>539224038Michael was pretty fun to see in theatres
>>539227355I wanted to like it. Do people actually like every conversation being ironically awkward? It was okay in the beginning, hes from another dimension on earth doing millenial things so hes awkward, but the MC never grows out of it as he develops. Even the fight at the climax makes it about real life millenial problems even though he is in another dimension and never goes back to earth. I read reviews like yours and expected a straight movie but it is dripping with irony and im tired of that.
>>539224038I watched Come and See a couple days ago, breddy grim
/pol/ even talking about movies shows how retarded this place became.
>>539223943>Block critic reviews that are negative>Block user reviews that are even slightly non-positive>Hide true role of the trans actor and downplay it>Hide dislikes on your trailer>Pre-buy 150k of your tickets & hand them out for free>Hire shills to astroturf it before release
>>539229264Kek
>>539223943Is the tomatometer high good or bad,?What's popcornmeter >Verified ratings Are they stills for popcorn?
>>539228869One shill after another was a +$100 piece of propaganda that obviously worked on you.
>>539224038Dune 2That's even with Lenny Kravitz's daughter trying her hest to kill it. It was amazing and really hoping 3 is as good.
>>539226641Stolen
>>539224028It wasn't bad He man I mean, it was mostly genuine Nobody phoned it in except the woman Costumes did idris Elba pretty dirty though
>>539229057>I just bought my ticket for the 70mm imax versionliterally every single showing is almost sold out, I had to get a ticket for 3 weeks from now at 11:40pmThere's less than 15 of those theaters in the entire country. Of course they're sold out. Probably packed with niggers and jamboys faggots and libshits.
>>539224038Margin Call, it was alright.
>>539229468You are not an oldfag, you're paid to be here and if you're not you'll eventually an hero yourself.
>>539224038the Dollars trilogy
>>539228800Felon of De´Troyt
>>539230557>Probably packed with niggers and jamboys faggots and libshits.if it's not already it certainly will be 3 weeks from now at 11:40pm.
Why this is a summer of rigged bullshit?
>>539224028that’s when you force her to see it dumbass. You’re the man. The He-Man movie was great a modern classic
>>539224164>white people will sooner identify with an ammonia breathing rock alien than with minoritiesYeah, unlike minorities I actually have shared values with the ammonia breathing rock alien.>diversity hire black scientist blows himself up because he’s too stupid to realize he was given 1,000 times more astrophage than he requested>this also kills the coal burner he was hooking up withBased
>>539224038Backrooms
>>539224038Primitive War.It's like watching Platoon and Aliens, but the aliens are realistic dinosaurs and it's in the jungle of Vietnam.Also secret Soviet wormhole science programme, morphine, the soldiers aren't retarded, and gore. Lots of gore.It's absolutely worth a watch.
>>539228451I can see that, but there's nothing stopping an actor/actress from bringing a gun and shooting the kike making those demands.The dirt these motherfuckers have is too much.
>>539228131>I personally don’t mind lgbt stuff and neither does the average person I think so long as the messaging is tastefulSo you're also a s o i boy...
>>539231025This That is Very good movie. The best part was showing the nigger to be victimized faggot nigger and then the nigger gets killed Sadly 1 out of 20 local cinemas was showing it. All seats occupied Meanwhile the Mario shit, With a whooping 1% of tickets sold, was in all the local cinemas. A complete flopDafuq were the cinema owners thinking
>>539223943>I wouldn’t even watch a pirated copy.the webms I have seen were enough, kekI expected it to be at least of high production value, even if it rapes the storybut it doesn't even do that. it looks like fucking garbage. those 250 million must have been almost fully embezzled
>>539225081All I can do is not see it. I would have seen it if it had an all white cast and no trannies.
>>539223943My boy hated it so, I do too.
>>539228225I recently heard an interview with her before she went and chopped her tits off.Her voice was beyond annoying even then.
>>539224038Backroomsgood shit, nigger gets killed in it.
>>539224028>>539227355>>539230490>>539230857>isekai take>office worker desk has prpnouns on nameplate>nigger HR lady>nigger man-at-arms>more niggers all over the placeShut the fuck up mossad.
>>539231256>what were cinema owners thinkingThe same shit the private equity funds and the dumbass master business associates were thinking: popular brand = guaranteed success.It will never occur to them that the movie has to be good before people go see it.The days of "if movBrand == this, then goSee == true" are long gone.
>>539224164This, absolute kino.Fuck your pessisism Grace, rocky go home>>539230976The coal burner is canonically a Jew named Shapiro
>>539230976>minorities<memeflagNo wonder you're trying to spread this bullshit, ethnic Europeans comprise 6% of the global population, the 94% are not "minorities" faggot.
>>539223943They've gone too fucking far now
>>539224089Why do you even care, you Spicniard from Spic Prime (Spain)? You are not even white.You are just as much of a spic as the brownest mexican from the depths of fucking Oaxaca.You "spic" spanish. You can not pronounce English nor German. You say spic instead of speak.You eat lunch at 3 pm and dinner at 10 pmYou are corrupt, loud, noisy, do fiestas and you are a nigger that functions in the heat. You are brownFucking SPIC from SPIC PRIME (SPAIN)What makes spics be spics and not just amazonian jungle bunnies is the ASSpaniard in them. You spic.
>>539230232There were no good guys in the movie. Maybe you should watch it for yourself instead of believing in what wannabe cooldudes like Critical Drinker and Nerdronic say
>>539228869It has niggers in it
>>539223943Only a pure golem on it's leash or those who hold it would praise slop. If they weren't part of the propaganda mind rape machine then these (((journalists))) and (((reviewers))) would be flipping goypatties at McSloppies
>>539231265Shit's fucked
>>539224319They also reach out to reviewers for the verified score. Its not like a list of people that can submit reviews.
>>539231970Hence the movie name
>>539224038Master and Commander
>>539223943Apparently it's good and the bigger is only in it for 49 seconds. The FtM troon is actually supposed to be a weakling male. And he worked with her in the past, so he gave her a role out of friendship.
>>539228225She isn't a man though. Instead it's>5 more years with mental illness, but wearing jeans
>>539224038This one, just watched it two minutes ago, modern movies are so bad that I'm even watching black and white films, btw did you know that Aladdin of Disney has multiple scenes that are straight out of Faust 1926?
>>539224038tetris 2023, there's amazingly only a couple of turds in the punch bowl in the beginning that's brief enough to get past with nigger fatigue.
>>539231577I understand but the movie takes the piss regarding that if anything Sure you can be mad that it's there regardless though, I don't deny that
>>539223943Hollyjew slop, hard pass
>>539232683>I understand but0/10
>>539231842glad I clicked on this thread
>>539223943Those reviews are paid... 250 million was invested in the money with another 150 million invested just in marketing, meaning that they are paying for reviews.
>>539232347dude, the MC has a gook wife and gook kids, it's race-mixing propaganda.
>>539224038Weapons (2025) was the first good movie I've seen since First Reformed (2017)
>>539224038I watched tombstone for the first time and it was fuckin great. I can’t stop thinking about doc holiday and how badass he is
>>539223943its a great movies
>>539223943Warner Bros own Rotten Tomatoes.Movie is propaganda and gets massively shilled on that account.It is based on the feminist deconstruction of Odysseus, not on the works of Homer.
>>539233176Racists love other races, how can they be racist if the other races don't exist?
>>53922394397%??????Take that as positive proof their voting system is composed of 100% fraud.No sample population on Earth approves of something or anything with 97% agreement -- with the exception of the Austrian anschluss which is understandable if you know history and jewish toxicity.There is no fucking way 97% of 2500 random people would agree on anything.
>>539224038I finally watched Rocky. I took my kids to watch Howl’s Moving Castle. I was watching The Women (1939) with my wife. The last CGI shitfest I really liked was Pacific Rim. I don’t really watch movies though, but I enjoyed watching all of those.
>>539224038Matilda
>>539232138Is this image AI or something? Half of those movies don't fit the header
>>539234181Half? All of them are goyslop.Read the books for those that are loosely based on or inspired by them, ignore the rest.
>highest gross for opening weekend in 2026.>theaters are empty.So umm....how exactly can you have both of those?
i hope it makes the 1 billi break even mark
>>539234527they sell tickets to entities like red cross, who is trying to use these tickets as bribes to get free blood.They'd have been better off just paying the ticket price, but of course this is backroom jew deals, logic and reason are specifically not invited.
>>539228131persians and the like are infamously faggots, like 90%
>>539229586Anon, this isnt about ethics or morals to them. You can point out all of their naughty and embarrassing behavior, but you cant shame themIts only about money, and the people who made those decisions already made off with their fortunes.
>>539228451Aww, thats such a tragic tale.Why does she sell kids?
>>539234527Scalpers bought a huge number of tickets in advance like this is a sporting event and got left holding the bag.
>>539223943>Why is the rating higher on the site owned by the studio who made the movie?
>>539223943Wow, a film so bad even a Chinese wouldn't pirate it.
>>539223943ROTTEN TOMATOES IS UNRELIABLE AT BEST.Stop shilling RT scores like they're an indicator of quality you Reddit-tier system fag.
>>539235229A film so awful, they won't even burn it to dvd in Macau
>paid 10,000 Indians to le upboat your movie
>>539223943KIKES AND STREETSHITTERS ARE UPDOOTING THIS DUMPSTER FIRE.
Watch the Following from 1998Actually a good Nolan film
>>539234527>So umm....how exactly can you have both of those?This is very common in the Chinese film industry.We call it “buying box office numbers.”What this means is that film companies, knowing their movies won’t sell well, pay cinemas directly to inflate nonexistent box office figures.Cinemas simply mark empty theaters at 3 a.m. as “sold out.”This allows film companies to pretend their box office revenue exceeds hundreds of millions of U.S. dollars.In reality, their actual revenue may be only tens of millions.The goal is to create false information to inflate stock prices.
>>539232765You haven't even seen it have youYou're either person a. Who hates it because >muh niggersFine or you're person b. who accepts the reality that they were taking the piss out of tranny hr fags and the movie was average but enjoyable Either way you personally are a fucking idiot
>>539223943Chuds on suicide watch
>>539224038Whiplash(2014)
>>539224038Junk Head. Audio was not handled as good as it could have been, but really good nonetheless.
>>539224038
>>539224038the hitcher 1986fuck you
>>539223943>verified ratings
>>539223943Odyssey shills will brag about their movie breaking the "go woke go broke" mantra, they'll brag about how much money it made, they'll brag about how it's totally owning the Chuds epic style, they'll brag about the absurdly high reviews. But you know what you'll never see an Odyssey shill brag about? Seeing an amazing movie. Seriously, start scanning the shill comments and you'll pick it up immediately.>"This movie is amazing, look at it's reviews!"Is not the same as:>"This movie is amazing, that scene at the end made me burst into tears!"Odyssey shills have nothing definitively positive to say about The Odyssey, and if you press them the most they'll do is say vague buzzwords that can be applied to the product as a whole and not the work itself.>"Why, the cinematography was next level!">"Really? What were some notable standout scenes then? I'll need to watch them on Youtube later on.">"Uhm... Erm.... The cast was full of industry giants, some real top of the line heavy hitters!">"Uh, okay? What were some moments that jumped out to you?">"... Err... the soundtrack was good?">"Really? I guess Nolan improves every movie! Did he go all out for the siren scene or something?">"............"TLDR: Shills love talking about this movie until you actually ask them to talk about the movie.
>>539224164that movie really demands too much lenience from the audience. so much shit is just waved off like it doesn't matter. you just like it because it has an anime-style friendship arc.
Warner Bros owns 25% of the company that owns Rotten Tomatoes.Same for iMDb which is owned by Amazon.
>>539224028>>539237495why aren't trannies called he-males? shemale doesn't even make sense if you actually think about it.
>>539223943>verifiedSo censored fake bullshit. Got it.
>>539228225She looks like she just survived Auschwitz on the bottom.
>>539224038Wolf Creek. Mick was ultra-based.
>>539223943>I wouldn’t even watch a pirated copy.This is unironically the only measure of popularity I'd trust.
>>539242559Hilarious enough the only review videos that have an actual plot and scene by scene reviews are the ones that hated it.Everyone else talks generically about how great it is while seeming to not quite know the plot of the movie and keep getting it confused with the poem.
>>539225081Very nice. And what was the budget again?
>>539224038after seeing it referenced more and more as a "documentary," I finally saw Idiocracy for the first time. Pretty good film. Crazy how low budget it was because the companies whose brands they poke fun of hated it and pulled their sponsorships. I thought it was cool they made it anyway
>>539224028I pre ordered he-man since it is cheaper to just pre-order shit than drive and pay for a ticket and a snack. Also going to order mk2
kek
>>539231842Pull that spic dick out of your ass, Abdul. It's not a good look.
>>539232047the longer I look, the more it looks like they slopped it together with AI. Does the rest of the movie look that way too?
>>539224028let me give you the experience>Hahaha I'm evil and here is my evil pla- wait a minute this is uh erm dumb >errrrrrm awkwarrrrdThere
>>539242635They cut a lot of the scale of time out of the film, he's working with Rocky for like a year by the time it's all said and done. The first like three months is just trying to figure out how to communicate. They spend a lot of time actively trying to communicate and want to learn about each other. For Rocky it was because he was starved of any kind of communication in like 20 years. It never cuts back to earth, either. It's all only from Grace's perspective, which is why at the very end he only knows he saved the world was decades later when he saw Sol brighten in the night sky.
>>539224038surprisingly entertaining.
>>539223943>Just kidding,there’s no way I’d pay to see it.>I wouldn’t even watch a pirated copy.The prequel is better and freehttps://files.catbox.moe/jwy841.mp4
>>539244986>The prequel is better and freeForgot the original yt linkhttps://youtu.be/i9hU5rqNGcQ
>>539224078Stacy Dash was very pretty but she barely counts as a nigger
>>539223943Both IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes have prevented low individual scores from being counted toward the overall score, even deleting 1 star reviews entirely. They call it "weighted average" but in reality it's just fake numbers now.
>>539224038Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. Everything else has a taint of woke progressivism or slop attached.
>>539232138A lot of shitty movies in there that shouldn't be associated with the rest. Fucking Dunkirk, The Last Samurai and the Shawshank Redemption ? Are you 15 ?
>>539224338
>>539224038recent films or just recently watched?for recent films Hamnet was incrediblefor recently watched I recently saw Shoot 'Em Up again and what a masterpiece lol
>>539245586most /pol/tards have the maturity/taste of 15 year-olds
>>539224038Wandering Earth.From the same writer as the Three Body Problem, but much stupider. Watched with some friends while drunk.
>>539245212>Stacy Dash was very prettywas?
>>539245133kek, that was pretty good. can confirm it's better than the nolan version.
>>539223943> Audience review popcornmeter dropped from literally 98% to 86% within 48 hours> even metacritic review dropped from 96% to 94%> marketing funds drying out> Nolan won chuds
Multiple people have told me there’s a line to the effect of “this is the collapse of the Bronze Age”. I have no idea how Nolan got to where he is today if that’s the kind of dialogue he’s okay with, but whatever. I’m alienated from Hollywood.
>>539231036Well damn. I gotta watch that.
you can easily cut 40 minutes from any Nolan movie and not miss it ... still trying to understand what Bane mumbled all these years laterwanna watch something actually interesting? Copenhagen Cowboy
>>539245469Kinda weird how they made Death super fucking hot for some reason. It's supposed to be a kids movie.
>>539231036sounds like a fever dream. Might look for it later tonight.
>>539224164Obsession was decent. It will fuck with your head if you’ve every had an insane BPD girlfriend before though…
>>539244986>>539245133I don't get it. Watermelons are delicious and nutritious fruit. Chuds have nothing left but shitty AI lol
>>539223943I don’t care if he did make it a good movie despite the horrible casting. I won’t pay a dime toward it.
>>539243534>spamming these same literal handful of images 1000 times a day on 4chan.
>>53922394390% of those reviews are bought and paid for. Rotten Tomatoes has been a complete psyop ever since people started shitting on Soi Wars and the moderators deleted "toxic" reviews.Check Metacritic for the actual truth.
>>539229466>Come and Seehate that it's become a reaction slop meme movie now, I first watched it decades ago. Try The Ascent, it's by Kilmovs wife and arguably better. Definitely more subversive in an anti Soviet way
>>539223943They come here fishing, and advertising.And you all consume it.You cannot tell me this place isn't brown anymore.Only browns lack the capacity to see it.>but my skins whiteSorry friend, you're called a mutt. Characteristics of multiple breeds.
>>539224016
>>539224038>What was the last movie you enjoyed recently, anons?unironically Masters of the Universe, also been watching old eastern European WW2 stuff. As just mentioned The Ascent, but also Kanal, Ashes and Diamonds and The Cranes are Flying.
>>539224016>4 words is maximum for american readerok, mohammed lmao
>>539247245>Watermelons are delicious and nutritious fruitSo much so they've written songs about it.https://youtu.be/tRVqVwGWocM?t=33
>>539223943I'm not watching this boring movie
>>539228451After jews wipe out the white man they'll show these movies in history class
>>539224038>Train to Busan>Project Hail Mary>The Menu>Backrooms>extract
>>539223943>I wouldn’t even watch a pirated copy.Blog: updated
>>539223943do you tranny shills are even getting paid to shill that garbage? I've already viewed reviews on jewtube and as expected movie is a total dei garbage
>>539228451Do you just hit yourself with hammers until you come up with this shit, or what?
>>539228131>Men's dick.in.other mans asshole is fine as long as it is done TASTEFULLY
>>539228401Not chinks, Japanese faggots who.works for US military intelligenceHIROmoot, like thenluggage lad, has a lot of sugar in the tank, like his janniesBut I bet a bunch of the bots infesting this site like crabs on a kikes balls as he rails a little boy at the Chabad bathhouse are of Chinese origin
>>539228451this is so retarded. she was c list female actress which means chances of having leading roles are nil going forward so dumb tranny did what is accepted in jewliwood and trooned out. now she can get male and dei roles. being a small male in jewlywood is benefitial (look at midget tommy cruise). problem is that she is very unlikeable as a dude so she fucked herself twice
>>539236789>The goal is to create false information to inflate stock prices.Wrong.The goal is to create a false consensus, demoralize white men, and further degrade their culture for Jewish sport.
>>539242559>>539243352>everyoneYou're talking to bots.
>>539247574>>539247639faggots replied but still couldn't read lmao lol
>>539223943WE DID IT REDDIT!
>LotR 250.000 votes>Nolan trash 2.500Tomato or whatever the fuck that website is called is just a fraud by this point
Just watched it. The first hour was pretty boring. Xendaya is incredibly ugly with her scrunched up squinty face. The cyclops was pretty cool. No sirens. Matt Damon looks like a nerd firing arrows from his tiny little bow. The final fight scene is embarrassingly bad. Wouldn't recommend. >>539223943
>>539228538I was about to commit suicide until I saw Christopher Nolan's new movie. Now I am loving life and about to become a billionaire with a gorgeous 10/10 Eurasian waifu who's pregnant with my son, whose IQ was measured in the womb to be 167.
yayyy it's another jewed movie for pajeets to plug all day long
so obviously i'll be spraying for pajeets here>HOW CAN I HELP REDEEM /POL/1. Catalog: Sort By: Creation date2. [Bottom]3. low post counts (low interest, likely bump abuse)4. pajeet shill topics (how many do you know?)5. spray for pajeets
