>Odysseus is some broken weary guilt-ridden loser>abdicates the thrown to his gay son and exiles himself like a bitch>Helen of Troy is ugly as shit>Achilles has been replaced by some tranny freak>Calypso the nymph is played by someone’s grandma>Zendaya is in it>no blood>no tits>no assthis shit mad gay
Other than the "Achilles" part - it was a fella named Sinon that Ellen Page played - you're 100% correct>Ellen's running though, champagne comedy
>gay gay gaythere was zero homosexuality in Odysseus movie
>>539228060>thrown
>>539228171Even the marketing was mad gay>>>/wsg/6196844
That's a kike
>>539228060>abdicates the thrown
>>539228171Gay means lame
>>539228528Do not notice things, saar.
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>>539228372yep that's gay
>>539228060>use your clout to throw white culture under the bus>get academy awardit's really that easy
>>539228060>no blood>no tits>no assno gods either. Homer with no fucking gods. And Odysseus with no fucking hubris, just PTSD. but we get Travis Scott and a tranny
The cyclops was the only decent part, and still shit. But cool design.
>>539228119>It doesn't count because we had someone who wasn't even in the odyssey take the role that would have gone to achilles if we had cast one
>>539228060>hurt locker in a Homer skin suitgut an epic so his name appears next to Homers, the ego of that shithead lmao
