Is he a hack?
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>>539252087Nolan barely did any press until Tenet. He presented himself as a type of Stanley Kubrick who never spoke to any journalists. Now he's everywhere and constantly says retarded shit.
>>539252087Is that photoshopped or is he actually a giraffe in disguise and I never noticed?
He's been a hack since Interstellar.
>>539252087look like a thumb
>>539252579He has the reverse of the neck disease that George Lucas has.
>>539252579>he has never noticed Nolan grazing from tall savannah trees
>>539252087he makes stuff he thinks is good and interesting and honestly he's smarter than the odyssey so idk if he had a head injury or if something about winning an oscar and the academy enforcing that ridiculous DEI checklist shit irked him and he's fucking with peopleit's a bad fucking movie, to the point it does come off like it's intentionally baddid he make a piece of shit that nailed every DEI box on purpose? right after winning an oscar?
>>539252087I heard he was yes
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>>539252087Yes
>>539252087he's a big hack
>>539253080ok yeah it might be the head injury one, if he's actually serious there and not taking the pisssome of them do that, was practically Lynch's whole fucking career
>>539253188[spoiler]for u[/spoiler]
>>539252087No. His brother wrote Memento, which is Nolan's best film. But he's always been less about writing good stories than about manipulating the audience, which is why he's now the darling director of the Hollywood establishment, because he knows how to mindfuck the public better than anyone.
>>539253211Entirely serious. Was from an interview around the time Inception came out
>>539253420>If any of your readers have the solution, I'll be interested.as a bit of a fisherman myself, it comes off like fishingand just look at that facial expression
granted it's rather dumb tier "pretending to be retarded" "bait", but still
>>539252087>NOOOO HE SUCCEEDED. CHUD INCELS KEEP LOOSING NOOOO
>>539253080>if you look in a mirror left and right are reverse
>>539252087I am assuming this brother of his didn't write anything for the odyssey?
>>539252087He’s a master but makes hack-ish movies because he’s a consummate careerist. He’s meeting the brainrotted and the redditor halfway, creating art that fills seats but is beneath him. The Batman line is easy to understand, if he said that, he’s stupid.
>>539253727>NOOOO HE SUCCEEDED.Movie barely made it's reported budget back on it's opening weekend. Now add a giant marketing budget AND ticket splits and It'll need to make at LEAST $600 - $700 mil to break even. This movie ain't making a profit. Not that that matters when kikes can print infinite money.
>>539255032idk that anyone wrote anything for the odyssey it comes off like they had this vague idea what should be in there from the wiki page of what happens and made it all up from there
merchant eyes and nose
>>539255069look at it like it has an australian flag over it and maybe you can see it like the shitpost it is
w...what is the thing connecting this mans head to the rest of his body
>>539253080thats one step removed from>FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK
>>539255148Eh, it still has to be adapted and turned into specific dialogue and stage directions, so there’s significant work that must be behind what was abridged (what scenes and characters kept in, what parts not, since it’s a long work), as well as determining how they’re gonna portray these scenes on stage, how the dialogue will be written; I’m sure there’s significant screenwriting work behind it even despite that, at first glance, the whole overall story is seemingly “already there” for them (in the text of the Odyssey).
>>539253080his brain might explode if you asked him to imagine what a cyclops sees in a mirror
>>539252579You're just jellyous
>>539252087He makes propaganda now for kikes on order.
it's why I love /tv/ because so many of them either go there or have people working for them there, they're all egomaniacs and where else can they really post with absolute minimal risk it gets traced back to them and ruin their careerthey love shitposting you seen Gunn's horrifically bad tweets?>>539255356how many modern adaptations have you seen
>>539255327EVERYBODY JUMPS TO THE JUGGALO SOUNDFUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AINT DOWN WITH THE CLOWN
>>539252087He looks like a deadite
>>539252087Can someone please make his neck longer?
>>539252407Should've left the cloak of mystery on.
>>539255230That’d be more effective coming from someone living outside the military arm of Israel.
>>539252087WTF is with that neck. Is he a shelless turtle?
>>539255708arm? we're the circumcised dick bruceand increasingly impotent
>>539255708that post was a compliment btw
>>539252087What’s crazy is how well the pro Nolan propaganda worked. Anyone with a brain should have jumped ship after Tenet.
>>539255498lol, you've got nothing shill.
>>539252115are you one of the /pol/tards shitting up /tv/ with 30 oddysey threads?
>>539252087Wtf is with his neck?
>>539252087Reminder his brother is a serial killer and he is likely complacent
>>539255961No. I saw a funny pic of Nolan and wanted excuse to photoshop it to look funnier
>>539252087yeshe stole all of his inception shit from satoshi kon too
>>539252087>Is he a hack?Nah Nolan is a great film maker.His adaptation of the Odyssey was complete and utter garbage though, truly terrible an utter abomination. The Dark Knight is one of my all time favs, loved Momento, Insomnia, and Inception. I have heard The Prestige, Interstellar, and Oppenheimer are really good as well but I havent seen them yet.I think Nolan has a great talent for telling very dark stories. They should have him do more dark capeshit, like Spawn or The Maxx.
>>539256758His brother, who he no longer collaborates with, worked on the scripts for all of those except Insomnia. He didn't write Insomnia either.Everything else his brother has written has been gold, everything he touches has retarded shit in it.He has some decent ideas, he came up with the concept for Momento and Inception IIRC, but he definitely needs someone to temper his retardation.
>>539256758>great film maker>shits in your face with some fat Indian woman doing an info dump for his m. nighttime shamalan level shitfest tenet
>>539253080>the mirror conundrumThis fits in nicely...
>>539256505Inception was gay. Nolan is gay. He’s just a technician. Anyone who thinks he’s a good director is gay and retarded.
Live long enough to get “dementia” from “watching” screen programming.>is that really a thing. Yes it is. Guess who isn’t about to tell all the crack head trance addicts about it though? Go on guess who’s not ever willingly going to talk about THE biggest health scandal since smoking. *”watching” turns the human brain into mush, physically. Yes this is entirely real. Yes this is what dementia is.
>>539252087Most of directing today is being a glorified producer and securing everything you need for the film to work. Too much of the creative process is given to actors.
>>539252115Mods on /pol/ are way more tolerant than they are on /tv/. The average /pol/-poster gets banned only about once per year, whereas the average /v/-poster gets banned ~10 times per year.
>>539257144>How does it knowkek
>>539252087So what does it mean in the movie?
>>539257478Yeah, I noticed mods will bait posters as well. They will let an obviously off topic thread stay up and when it’s got 100 replies ban every Ip that posted.
>>539256289>No. I saw a funny pic of Nolan and wanted excuse to photoshop it to look funnierSuch noble work.
>>539255961you mean the people who can't stop saying "chud" like they have tourettes' but exclusively with that one word, that seethe over them, cause they're probably the most idiotic of the "miggers" here, playing "trannies" on /tv/
>>539252087So his brother wrote the most poignant line in the film, which he didn't understand, meanwhile Nolan was writing zingers like "I'm a big guy for you"
>>539257478the only time I've been banned here in years now was a 6 day autofilter word ban m00t stuck in ages agoand I get banned for fucking nothing justifiable on practically every altchanabsolute state
on /tv/ it's like I'm only ever between bans and then I don't bother for long stretches
>>539257144I don't think it says much about your intelligence if you don't understand how mirrors work. Nobody figured out optics on their own. It was taught to them. This is kind of like the Bayesian gold-balls problems that occasionally gets posted. You're not stupid if you answer 50 %; you simply haven't received appropriate education.
>>539257752supposedly your eyeballs see it all reversed vertically anyway and your brain auto-translates it in real time already, so even if a mirror did that your brain would auto correct, but idk how that was even provenit doesn't do that for the left/right illusory thing
>>539257752You're kinda spoiling the joke..But I'll bite.> Nobody figured out optics on their own.As with nearly every other addition to scientific theory and knowledge, it was:1. collaborative2. cumulativeIt's too bad that her boyfriend could not properly articulate the theory of particle and wave propagation.
>>539257895No, your brain wouldn't auto-correct for the mirror doing that because you have other things that are oriented the other way for reference and you're only doing it for a short time.>idk how that was even provenSomeone wore glasses that flipped everything vertically for a while and eventually were able to compensate.>it doesn't do that for the left/right illusory thingIt's not an illusory thing, it's not flipping left and right, it's flipping things on the z-axis.
>>539252087Memento, The Prestige and Interstellar are his only good movies. Everything else is dog shit.
>>539257144american high iq saar believe us
>>539252087>>539252115>>539256289Why are you such a fucking loser?
>>539252087People are just so fucking stupid in 2026 anno domini.
>>539257752Everyone knows how mirrors work by reflection. The towel would prevent reflection but it's not covering the entire surface of the mirror so you can look at the mirror besides the towel to see the reflection. >>539258030Because he's trolling her or emotionally engaging with her(which is illogical but understandable because she is freaking out and he might lose rational seeing such a thing).
>>539258064>your brain wouldn't auto-correct for the mirror doing that because you have other things that are oriented the other way for reference and you're only doing it for a short time.w-what>Someone wore glasses that flipped everything vertically for a while and eventually were able to compensate.idk my dumbass is thinking they're dissecting an eyeball lens and projecting shit throught it>it's not flipping left and right, it's flipping things on the z-axis.yes if you want to be technical but the layman effect is a reversal of left and right and most people don't think or know about the z-axis
>>539258219I'm actually really cool
>>539258240>w-whatLet me break it down, there's two things I'm trying to say here:1) Your brain only compensates for everything being flipped when everything looks like that, not just on a few surfaces2) Your brain only compensates when everything looks like that for a long time. You wouldn't just be staring into a mirror for days and even if you did, who knows if you would get the same effect just sitting in one room
>>539258228>Because he's trolling her or emotionally engaging with herFair enough criticism.It's teasing at it's core, and I don't approve for the reasons that you've already articulated.
>>539255498>not jellysseusbetter luck next time
>>539258405>1) Your brain only compensates for everything being flipped when everything looks like that, not just on a few surfacesmaybe but it reversing the mirror image opposing to that, it would likely create what should be this error where you see yourself upside down in the mirror, but the brain ignores it and just compensates like normal anyway>2) Your brain only compensates when everything looks like that for a long time. ok I understand what you're saying, all I'm saying is I'm not even saying it IS compensating for it, all I'm saying is that were it to compensate for it, we'd never know, since it obviously either isn't reversed, or there's a compensation happening
amd I'm remembering now that I've seen upside down shit like videos so either I'm really dumb, or it only happens like that with the mirror because it's a live image of yourselfbut even typing that, it sounds dumb
>>539253080Wait, mirrors don't invert vertically for him? Is he alone in this or...?They're always upside down for me. It's why they're fucking useless and I hate when people have them everywhere.
>>539258675how do we know the world isn't upside down if our eyes see it upside down
>>539258657Seems like you just misunderstood the "brain compensates for images being flipped" experiment and ran with it. It's ok.
>>539258764idk mate there might be something there >>539258675 maybe it's like the msr and only certain people pass itI've seen humans failing an msr hard
>>539258419If my sister fell for this stupid social media bullshit then i would say the same thing. It's not cruel but funny. Women should not be on the internet.
>>539258816Our brains are crazy but not that crazy anon. That guy is just trolling. If our brains tried to adapt to every kind of deviation immediately they would be unusable.You should learn a tangible skill if you don't already know one, I feel like once you do you get a feeling for how concrete reality is. We don't live in a constant psychedelic trip (well maybe you do, I don't know).If you already know a skill, bless you.
>>539252579Its real
>>539252087Yes. He hacked the Odyssey to death by casting a nigger as Helen.
>>539255304NECK
>>539257295You’re the epitome of the dumb uneducated American. If you don’t like his movies you lack education
>>539252087For you
>>539252115No! You stay alive! If they don't kill you, they'll take you north up to the Huron lands. Submit, do you hear? You're strong! You survive! You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you! No matter how long it takes, no matter how far. I will find you!
>>539252087He wrote the plane scene and lived to tell the tale so no
>>539252407This. He used to let his movies do all the talking, which *is* what Kubrick did, but Kubrick had more autism powers than Nolan ever will.
>>539255959Come get me dickneck
>>539252766Fruit of the Poisoned Tree.Emily Wilson.
>>539252087>>539252115Given the line, this is still political
Yes. He made one good movie and it was capeshit with the easiest character to make a good movie about.
Yes.
>>539252612He's the eternal anglo.
>>539253080IDK but someone involved with Inception at a very high level was a top tier lucid dreamer or professional astral projectionist. I worked for an unnamed federal government agency for over 10 years working on this stuff, and that movie fucking nailed what it's like to work in that realm and be several layers deep in a way that no ordinary civilian would be able to describe or understand.
>>539257478>The average /pol/-poster gets banned only about once per yearhow the fuck do you guys do it?? fuck jannies!
>>539252087Didn't know what it means, especially in the context of the movie. And even life in general.>What a dumbass.
>>539253080Literally something we were taught in primary school is that mirros flip front to back.
>>539255128The theatres are empty.
>>539252612Earlier than that
>>539253080He thought he was smart to share this?
>>539256081A hitman who went by the cover name "Oppenheimer" years before the movie.https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-christopher-nolan-brother-hitman-codename-oppenheimer-1814207Any retards want to tell me that's coincidence? He's a Mason from a Mason family who are part of Murder Inc.
>>539252087why is his neck so long
>>539252087Spawn of Henrietta
>>539268910>The theatres are empty.Marketing budget includes money to buy tickets to inflate the opening weekend receipts.
“My brother wrote the script”“I didn’t even understand the line”>villains name is literally two face :/
