Anytime there's a thunderstorm in my area, I hide inside my wardrobe and drink beer to calm myself.
>>539252186go outside in a thunderstorm and hold a really long metallic pole into the air.
>>539252186Stop being a bitch
>>539252186Exposure therapyGet struck by lightning
>>539252186>hide inside my wardrobe and drink beerSounds comfy
>>539252186I'm not afraid of thunderstorms but seeing a black person has the same effect on me
>>539252186Lightning is powerful. It's good to take shelter. Just remember the electricity in the air makes nitrogen for the plants which you eat, so it's necessary and for your benefit. Trust that God controls the lightning. It's his weapon and gift. And he knows who the heaten are better than us, sp don't fear if you are right with him.
>>539253054Gotta face your fear like a man. Defy nature and it wont fuck with you.
>>539252186fly a kite into a thundercloud while shouting IS THIS ALL YOU GOT IS THIS ALL YOU GOT
>>539252186It's very unlikely to get struck by lightning. In Serbia you're more likely to get stabbed by the town rapist.
>>539253414Fuck birds, what a fucking asshole.
>>539253414Speed hacker
>>539253875Hey.. fuck you man!
>>539252186You should take a boat and get out on open waters during a thunderstorm, it's actually safest since lightning only seeks the highest point to strike and being on water is lower than the ground so there is like a 0%chance to get hit
>>539253054ThisOnce you get struck by lightning you realize it's not so bad
If you took mdma a few times during storms it would go away
>>539254009I only care about other mammals. Birds, reptiles, fish and insects can all suck my dick.
>>539252186Are you a dog?
>>539253987>speed hackerI'm watching Speed Racer
>>539254230So you'd fuck an orca?
>>539254321Orcas dont have dolphin pussy gelatin though
>>539252186This is somehow political?
>>539254204hey man you know where I can get some?
>>539252186I always sit on my porch with a beer or rum and just enjoy the show.
>>539252186Bravest Serb.
>>539254366Dolphussy is old news. We need that BBO = Big Black Orca.
>>539252186I miss thunderstorms. We dont really get them in the PNW.My only real complaint is that the weather is just boring. Great in the summer, just bleh the rest of the year. Get some wind storms from time to time, that's about it.
