Hear me out... you can still goon, but to just one girl and she cooks for you and you share your life with her.
>incels take on marriage.
women are disloyal trash
>>539256236>share your life with her Just say no to parasites
>>539256236the whole point of gooning is to separate the sexuality from marriage that way there is no need for cheating ever on both sidesyou should have multiple sex robots eventually
>>539256236This is why you're an incel
>>539256348sounds like someone's gf cheated on him with a superior black man
>>539256236>share your lifeThat's what you call it when she gets bored and has the government take half your wealth from you so she can live somewhere else, fucking other men on your dime?
>>539256236Marriage is an outdated concept for 99% of people, and I say that as a guy who is married.
>>539256236And she is busy gooning and fucking other men. Yeah, nah, I'm good thanks, I don't need a public toilet in my house.
>>539256348so are dudeshttps://youtu.be/TGYiJ5uoEtM?si=idqpOJ2vIATLj9xV
>>539256236Where do you find this unicorn?
I just wont goon
>>539256236>>539256312>I'm literally at dinner table with my wife and daughter saving loli doujin to beat to after they go to bed.Then I'm going to drink bourbon and go to bed.Life is pretty gooid
>>539256236ok but she has to be a virgin that is loyal and doesn't have hoe friends. Which is 0 people.
>>539256236Doesn’t exist in 2026 unless you are Amish.
>>539256236honestly, its easier just to think of different chicks while you bone the same chick everyday. The trick is you dont tell her. The human race will be finished once women can actually read minds.
>>539256236That would be fine but most of them have been on the pill since their second period so by the time you're one year married, she's expecting you to respect her preference to be the one to initiate, which she'll do three times a year at most. Mistresses were a common and accepted thing for a reason and although there's a lot to be said for reigning it in, womens assumptions about bodily autonomy has ruined marriages in the millions like it has killed the unborn by the billions.
>>539256236Marriage was passed on by the divine to allow men and women to procreate in a respectable manner. Anything outside of marriage is subhuman in the eyes of the divine and quite a massive sin. Why can't people stop behaving like animals.
>>539256236>you wanna watch me stroke my little penis, peeenis, peeeeeeeenis, my peeeeeenis. Nope still kinda gay, no one but other gays will willing watch that.
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