Irrelevant, time-wasting question
>>539260476What would you do if your dad was president /pol/
does biden know about the macrophallus?
costco chocolate coated ice cream bars are politically relevant
I saw Joe Biden at the grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and sniffing my hair. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Corn Pops in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the Corn Pops and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Corn Pop and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Patriots, Pops and I fucked a lot of dick sucking nigger tranny whores in the Oval office. With all the stealing we did and the whores we fucked it was the best of times. H. Dark Maga
Post accusing the OP of being a homosexual
>>539260476Pithy remark>another unironic remark
>>539260476Fuck off and go suck your glass dick Hunter.
>>539260476I met Jill Biden and she said that she had sex with retards. It was her hobby and she was open about it. She told me that it felt wonderful being able to provide romantic love and intimacy for people who struggled so hard to understand the world. The way Jill Biden described it was that it was like being fucked by an animal, since they operate on instinct when it comes to sex. Most are chronic masturbators and are desensitized to sustained contact, so retards fuck hard and long, and they’re very selfish in bed. She enjoyed seducing them and the way they reacted when she let on that she was serious and wanted them to mount her. Jill told me that she never used condoms when she had sex with retards, not because she liked them, but because it was degrading and thrilling for such a terribly misshapen person to cum inside of her and get her pregnant. According to Jill Biden, she had aborted 15 retard babies over the years. Think about that. Think about how much sex with retards she had to have been having to get knocked up with downy sperm 15 times. She was incredibly hot even at 75 but after knowing that possibly a hundred or more retards had their way with her and had cum inside her, I couldn't bring myself to have sex with her. Jill Biden seemed really into me though, and I'm not really sure why.
>>539260476looks better than McConnell
>>539260476If the first poster were a twinky, what would you fill him with?
>>539261216Elmer’s Glue
>>539261780Kinky.
>>539261173leave the little guy alone he shouldn't have a political opinion at such a young age
>>539260508Blow and hookers just like Hunter
