BUY NOW OR BE PRICED OUT FOREVER
>>539264880*MOGS YOUR PATH*
>>539264880Orange Migger will lie about Iran begging for a deal in the morning right before the stock market open. Oil will plummet to $80 and the S&P 500 will increase by 1%. It works every single time
>>539264939TRUMP BANNED THEM HAH AH A HAH A HAH AH
>>539264880ooh look, false break out. sorry, tranny.. but I ain't buying you out now that you're at a loss
>>539264880buy high, sell low! thanks for the advice, kike!
>>539264990he can only get away with it because there's still oil left in the global reserves. this won't last forever. while its not certain when it's going to run out, most estimates are before the end of the year. if he doesn't win or give up by then, oil prices will skyrocket and there won't be any money tricks left to bail him out, because at that point there will genuinely be oil shortages everywhere. doesn't help that ukraine is droning russian refineries daily, with russia having banned the export of certain refined fuels for example.
>>539265031Oh, but it's a reverse Head & Shoulders, followed by a Bull Flag, that means it HAS to go up!
>>539265067do you think theres a wildcard at all that russia or china have some missiles in cuba ready to launch at us refineries?
>>539264939>get too much wind and they fucking break.
>>539264880I've been buying barrels of oil on Prime since this Iran shit kicked off
>>539264880I can barely get a barrel in my boot.
>>539265275you buy, let us know how much richer you are tomorrow