Is that why he refuses to retire?
Did he hit a mountain with his face?
>>539268206Theres probably a video of him using a baby as a fleshlight
>>539268206He made a deal with P Diddy to expand that LeBootyHolehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB8uTUKviec
>>539268206Millenials dont age; hes simply still playing because he can.
>>539268206the best thing about it, besides a joke or two, was that it happened on holobunga day
>>539268206No I think even Satan knows nigs don't have the mental capacity to enter into contracts.
>>539268206He just wants to lived like MJ and Shaq. But even Iverson is more likeable
>>539268206Because Rome wasnt built in one dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_LUnTQHV4c
He delusionally thinks he's the greatest, he doesn't know that isn't how it works everybody calls you the greatest if you are the greatest you don't just say it yourself for 10 years
>>539269974be happy you could watch jordan when you were a young anon
>>539268206Has he ever read past the first page?
>>539268206Modern NBA is soft. He can skip all practices and 3/4 of games. He can feign fouls and pretend to be injured. He can flop on the ground like a dying fish after any physical contact. The modern NBA is WWE tier shit. Buy the niggers shoes. Make some gambles. Fucking idiotic.
Kobe was sacrificed in a satanic ritual to extend LeMickey's faustian contract
>>539270218I miss that nigga....
>>539270136Trick question.He can't read at all.
