Would you live at this house? $900 a month at 350 square feet.
>>539269652>kitchen is the first room so that all the dust from outside hits your food first.Sovl o algo innit
I am living in one right now
>climb ladder>smack knee on AC unit>fall down>die
>>539269652i like closed in spaces.that is not even that small to me.i'd love it.but i'd not rent it.i can build that myself for like $12,000, almost the same price as renting it from someone for a year.
>>539269652Absolutely awful value per sqft. I would consider it at $250 per month, but at $900, you're better off renting a regular place and not being in whatever hellhole city that is
>>539269841and since that $12,000 was financed, i would only have to pay like $300/month on it maybe.
>>539269841also that location is the main problem. i could buy a rural 0.5 acre plot away from any main road or annoying neighbors or the "city" enforcing their stupid regulations on me, for like, $3000 here in appalachia
>>539269652>the AC unit covering half the ladderEl Oh El
>>539269652Fucking grimDon't call it a house if it can't support 2 adults and 2 kids
He doesn't look like a native. That's funny. A non native thinking he's going to make it.
>>539269652yah looks comfy af
I don't like that if you have guests they have to go through your bedroom to get to the bathroom, especially since putting an actual bed in the bedroom is going to fill most of it
>>539269652It really depends on where it's located.
>>539269652my cabininnawoods is about that, except my neighbors are miles away
Kitchen without even a recess for footwear storage.Heatpump blocking the ladder.Also, that's at least 1600 a month before utilities in Canada. More if you rent.
Double wide is cheaper and better than this fucking abomination.
>>539269841Rural Appalachia has no jobs.
>>539269652Kitchen fire and you dieNo second door wtf
>>539269652>Indian scammerNo thank you
350 sqft is actually a lot if you design it better than OP's video and have you "things" (waster, dryer, cabinets, etc) with more verticality and then tricks like a bed that pulls out from the wall etc.
>>539269652We're just reinventing trailer parks but without the low prices
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and why do they not extend the loft area into over the kitchen, or put a patio above there or something>>539270195window in the bedroom
i'd love a home that small at an affordable cost, or if it were given to me and i would get ubi to cover essentials i would never leave desu. But you have to show your value to the jewish debt plantation we live in so i will not.
>>539270133It really is abysmal. The loft doesn't seem to serve a purpose, as the bathroom is available through what seems to be a bedroom. My last shitbox apartment is better than this.Jeets might love it though. 3 people in the loft, 4 people in the bedroom, and they can all hangout and eat curry in the kitchen between their 70 hours of work a week. All the oily fumes of the kitchen can waft right into the loft.
>>539269863>I would consider it at $250More like 50. Stop inflating your lowball.
>>539269652I would rather live in my car and I have.
Why the fuck did they design this this way? There had to have been a more efficient layout
>>539270363It's clearly targeted at people who are okay with "communal living." Having to go through a bedroom to reach the bathroom is a big giveaway. The loft is clearly only functional as a place to sleep, so they are imagining 2 (really more like 4) people living there.It's like how in the third world people swipe on tiktok on public buses without headphones with no regard for the cacophony it makes, along with the endless yapping on their cells. You can imagine the rich smells of curry and endless chatter when you see this place.
Honestly I live in a <200 square foot studio and only 2 things are annoying about it1. Cooking. Low freezer space, low fridge space, low counter space, no oven, only 2 burners on the range2. if you plan on having guests you need to make 100% of your living space presentable, very annoying if you're a lifestyle gooner and need to triple check all the paraphernalia is awayOther than that having more space would just be annoying if you plan on staying single
Tragic. The phenomenon is called "shrinkflation". Where your favorite cereal box is 89% its previous size, with no announcement, and costs the same
>>539269652I’m paying $850 per month for 120 square feet and I had to build it myself.
>>539270286yeah they should have done back to bqck bath/kitchen/laundry with the loft and befroom in back.or put stairs in where the "bedroom" is and then have a functioning room upstairs, an actual laundry, and bigger bathroom.it was drawn by jeets.
>>539270470Thats too small --- its like a prison cell. a jail cell. You're paying money to not be hit by rain drops or stung by insects or assaulted by night stalkers. but the walls, the tiny space, would be claustrophobia inducing
>>539270521>>539270470
>>539269652I doubt it would be nice enough for me. Right now I'm living in 1500 ft2 for $1,100 a month, but it's been completely redone inside and it looks really nice. Appliances are new, the AC blows ice cold and it's got a two-car garage
>>539269652too much space>kitchen too big, dont need a full stove or the drink fridge(?)>dont need the living room next to kitchen>dont need the loft above
>>539269652It's not bad for a single adult for a childless couple. The loft needs it's own minisplit though, it's gonna get hot up there.
>>539269652I hate real estate agents so much. On the day of the rope, real estate agents get the rope, especially the Realtors ®
>>539270566Wait a minute is it ok to just extend your apartment out in America?It would be a bureaucratic shitshow over here
>>539270546I'd tear down the dumb bedroom walls to create one kitchen/living space. Kitchen fumes in the loft is somewhat mitigated by the fumehood but really you'll just have to deal with it, or cook on low heat.It is obviously enough room for a bachelor, or god forbid, a single woman, but the design is 100% targeted at people who think walking past sleeping people to take a piss is okay.A single person would sleep in the loft and the bedroom is useless walled off like that. Again, it's for pinoys, jeets, etc.
>>539269652hell no, rather be homeless, faggot
>>539269652Russians pay ~$375 a month for a 430 sq ft kruschevska
>>539269652I don't even make $900 a month so no
>>539269652Aside from having a ladder space in the first place why not put the ladder on the opposite site of the minisplits or vice vers@? So stupid
>>539271005To get the heatpump to the other side would probably mean a long run of lower gauge wire. The high amp appliances all are on that side.
>>539270824as far as I know you cannot do that
>>539270824nothat would be a big no-no
>>539269652>The first room you enter into is the kitchen >The door opens inward so you smack the person on the other side or if someone has the fridge door open then you can't get into the house>All the particles from outside enter into the space with all of your food first>Someone is taking something hot out of the oven......get smacked by the front door knocking the hot food out of your hands>Washer and dryer inside the fucking bathroom>Hit head on air conditioner climbing ladder to get upstairs (notice how it skips him climbing the ladder)>Air conditioner is also blocking part of the ladder>Anything wrong with your arms/legs you are now completely cutoff from the upstairs>etc.Whomever designed this house is legitimately a retard. Imagine paying $900 a month for this piece of shit plus keep in mind odds are it was built using illegal brown labor plus cheap materials so within a year it will be falling apart.
>>539269652Why make a gay slanted roof and not fully square off?
>>539271061I mean you aren't running 600 mcm. Wire isn't that pricey. Specially single phase.
>>539269652Yes, I would. Way better than renting a pod in the city.
I feel like that ladder could have easily been a stair case instead
>>539271532The ladder is there to humilate you for living in the cuck house. Everything in the cuck house is built specifically to humilate the person living in it.
>>539269652I couldn't even fit half my funko pops in there and the shower is way too small for an average american body.Also 900 a month? It should be 10,000 a month straight to israel
>>539270185what do you need job for?new iphone every year?just grow food in the dirt, retard.>but i have to pay jewish healthcare scammers to give me tylenol when my feelings get hurt!?>but i have to be a pay piggy for eternal jew wars?!no, you don't.
>>539271466You have no idea how cheap people are. Also very weird for an American not to communicate in american wire gauge
>>539271585>black haired fat kike>blonde womananyone else tired of noticing?
>>539271585>>539271759if I remember the lore correctly she eventually lezzed out and left him
>>539269652Lowk looks cozy enough. But hard to have guests over if you have to walk through every room to a guestroom.The ladder is retarded. How am I supposed to climb that when I'm black out drunk?
>>539269652That guy is a midget btw.. they used him to trick you about the size
>>539271713>just grow food in the dirtNo, fuck you.
>>539271915It's usable, but how is really "cozy." Useless loft or bedroom if you're single.If you're trying to live there with family or roommates, the bathroom is through a bedroom.It's kinda shit and not designed for western living. The heatpump blocking the ladder is shitty as is the no landing area for shoes and the stove is 2 inches from the door
>>539269652>$900 a monthStopped reading here. Rentoid bullshit is subhuman. I AM ENTITLED TO PIC RELATED FOR $100k ON LAND THAT I OWNNO FUCKING 458 DOLLAR A MONTH HOA FEEALL HOA FEE ADMINISTRATORS DESERVE DEATHALL ZONING BOARD BOOMERS DESERVE DEATHALL DEVELOPER KIKES DESERVE DEATHALL GOOD GOY MCMANSION OWNERS DESERVE DEATHALL JEETS DESERVE DEATHDid I miss anything? Nope.
Also love how they picked some 4 foot 8 mystery meat dude to tour it to make it look biggerLOVINGEVERYLAUGH
>make it... technically.. a homeloljust buy a double wide and live in that
>>539271585She decided she's a lezzer and left him and he killed himself
>>539273187>>539271759See
It's better than where I currently live but as an amputee the ladder aint gonna work for me
>>539269841>i can build that myself for like $12,000false.Price it out homie.
>>539273262Just use a rope :^)
>>539273187shit really?
>>539269652>$900 a month at 350 square feet.I'm renting my mom's house that I inherited right now for $800 a month to a working family. Its 2 bedrooms, 1 bath with a living room, kitchen, washer and dryer, a fenced back yard, a front yard, woods behind it and a 5 acre field next to it and its a 5 minute drive from town and 5 minutes drive to an elementary school, a middle school and a high school. I think its around 1500 square feet.I could probably get double what I'm charging for the house; but I'm not a money grubbing parasite trying to get rich off a working class family. That $800 a month pays the taxes on the land, the upkeep on the property and makes me a few grand a year. I'd feel guilty asking them to pay me more and I'm a stock trading cheapskate.
>>539269652No, because I’m not a poorfag. I own my 8500 square foot house with my wife, our white twin children, our dog, a large backyard with a pool, and a gated front yard to keep niggers out.
>>539270286>All the oily fumes of the kitchen can waft right into the loftThey all build kitchens in their garages specifically because of the fumes >t.some guy that asked an Indian woman why they all build fuckin kitchens in the garage
>>539269652nursing home
>>539269652>Wine fridgeThis is for people that commute in once or twice a month for a few days.
Great if you're 5'6" or less. As most spics are
>>539269652I pay 1500 for 450 sq ft
>>539273187>and he killed himselfDamn. I was kinda worried for the dude. Did he really?
>>539273730You’d pay $675 to suck a cock, faggot
>>539269652>have decades of design experience with tiny homes like narrow boats you can simply copy>build the most retarded thing known to manAmazing
>>539271713i dont wanna live around crackers
>>539271713taxes
>>539269652That looks way bigger than 350 square feet, this dude must be hella small
>>539270824Only allowed if you are from a certain allied country...
just build your own home
>>539270824>It would be a bureaucratic shitshow over hereit would be a shitshow on every level once you realize that toilet is literally flushing out the side of the building
>>539269652Imagine being the dude from your street that lives in the cuckshed. All other houses are normal, hahaha.
>>539269652A bit soulless, but at least it's on its own lot? Fridge is too close to the outside door, and where's the back door? Basement even?
>>539273452>Be me>Looking for a shitbox apartment to lay low in for a year.>walk-in to the apartment with the typical lebanese landlord.>Jeets have the living room mattress propped up against the wall.>TV is there, no furniture, guess they sit on the floor during TV time.>Small, shitty stove with a big curry pan on it. Burners are coal black and crusted.>bedrooms are inexplicable, guess they staged them for the Lebanese LL.It fucking reeked of curry so bad in that place. Indian males. I checked out a dozen apartment and all the ones where the jeets were nesting had curry smell, but this one was so bad it may never smell normal again.Even though the apartment had 2 bedrooms, it was very small and definitely designed for students. God knows how many jeets were in and out of the place during their tenure.
>>539270244This post is the equivalent of the Russian "90 dollars pension for a dead son is significant".Isn't the American Dream a house, white fence, a loving family and a pet? Not 35 square meters of crushing loneliness in what based on the driveway used to be a garage?I mean, sure. You can stack your house like some tetris abomination, but living even in a Japanese internet cafe sounds better.
My house is 2000 sqft and it is too big for me. I can't even pay for maintaining it. Cleaning it is a huge hassle. The roof needs replaced, but too big thus too expensive to do so
>>539269758100%Also retarded angles on the roof so you have extra work to clean it up and normal hight people can't even stand near that small side of the room because this mexi-pajeet it 5 foot tall.
>>539273187>Killed himselfproofs?
>>539270074>>539270286>>539271585>>539271585You're assuming these places are being primarily rented to the local populous of the city, in which case, yeah it's a bad deal. But when you take into account specialists workers who are in the area on a temporary bases(i.e traveling nurses, technicians, consultants) these places make more sense. These are people that are payed handsomely, need a place to live only temporarily, don't want to deal with upstairs neighbors, need a place close to work, and don't have close friends and family in the area (so they're really not planning inviting anyone over; any social interaction will be somewhere else). Still, like many mentioned, it could be better designed.
>>539275023I'm glad I'm a neet now and quit my job while Canada was still white. I don't do residential repairs anymore. I could handle working in government junkie housing but having to work where the jeets live all the time would be awful.
>>539275023after the great flush they will list houses as having previous jeet tenants like they do smokers as a liability thing
>>539269652This shit is for spics, like jake
>>539271363Good eye, I was too awestruck by chutzpah of the goybox to notice. I'm guessing it's for convenient jeet storage.
>>539274286Oh shit, yeah I'll just take out my quarter million I saved up from the IT job that got offshored and get right on that.
ITT>they crossed a jew with a poojeet>this is the resultif you get approached by an indian jewish scamming realtor run away fast
I'd do it for $500 a month, I can get a way bigger doublewide prefab in a trailer park for $600 a month and it isn't even a ratty garbage trailer park.
>>539269652this place is better than what 80% of germans live in
>>539273423I managed to get my tribe to rent-to-own some property in Oregon and took college for 4 years, doing some fucking shady shit with FAFSA and grants and LLCs, and managed to basically get a free 26 acre property with a nice house on it. I just let my friends and their families live there for free forever. I don't think people should have to struggle to have a home they feel secure in, nobody who is willing to work and try their best should be homeless and if the jews aren't going to allow that I'm going to make it myself.
You wake up, go to work, grind out 40+ hours a week, make $15 an hour, and what do you get? Barely enough to afford rent in a glorified broom closet that smells like cigarettes and regret. Housing is a joke—either you’re paying $1,500 a month for a roach-infested studio, or you’re stuck with roommates who cry over their UberEats order getting canceled. Meanwhile, “luxury” apartments pop up everywhere, charging $3,000 a month so you can live in a shoebox with a “communal workspace” full of unemployed crypto bros.Step outside, and it’s even worse. The roads look like a warzone, every building is either abandoned or graffiti-covered, and the only new businesses opening are weed dispensaries and overpriced coffee shops. The mall? Dead. Bars? Just daycare centers for single moms who “need a break” from the kids they had with Chad. Parks? Good luck avoiding the homeless dude screaming at a tree. Even if you do find something to do, it costs a fortune, and you’re surrounded by people who look like they escaped from a Walmart clearance bin.And then there’s women. Used to be, if you worked hard, you could at least get a decent girlfriend. Now? Most are either built like refrigerators, covered in garbage tattoos, or already have a kid (or two, or three) from some “bad breakup.” The ones that aren’t disasters? Too busy selling feet pics on OnlyFans to guys who make more than you.Then there’s the worst part—someone like Pan Piano is making half a million a year just by playing piano in cosplay, while you’re debating whether you can afford gas and groceries in the same week. Imagine explaining to someone 20 years ago that in the future, shaking your ass online would be a better career move than getting a degree.They told us to work hard, be responsible, and do things the “right way.” Turns out, the real move was to be born rich or shameless. Society is a joke, and we’re the punchline.
>>539271363>>539278353these designs were influenced by trailer park or holiday park cabins which were designed to have temporary occupants. its a similar cope to van life imbeciles. neither are meant to be a home. also most of these things in OPs pic rel and classified as Unit Dwellings. They are not freehold titled homes. As such you are also bound by HOAs. that in itself is enough for you to never want to buy-in. Essentially end up paying double the property taxes of an actual freestanding allotment home. So all the hidden costs are backended and keep increasing over time. There is no financial benefit over a 20year like a property titled allotment, or a shared group maintenance expenditure scheme like an apartment building.
>>539269652the audio scared me :(
>>539278439And it has a clothes dryer and AC
>>539269652I imagine quite a bit of design went into that Floorplan, and it was seemingly all done to be as wrong and bad as possibly.
>>539270092>on where it's located.Exactly... I inherited my tiny (1300sqf) childhood home from my widowed mom. I don't use the master bed room. Store just miss crap in the 10x10 middle bed room. Living room is MTB crap, dining room is just craft hobby BS like a 3d printer etc.. I basically hang out in the back 10x12 room where the PC and TV is located. So I don't need more space. I could drop down to 1000 or less sqf if the floor plan was decent. The main +5 for this tiny run down house is I'm in an absolutely amazing location sandwiched between multi-million dollar neighbor hoods on three sides. Good choice mom....Other wise I basically live in a tiny in da hood sort of home. The location is the entire point.
>>539269863>>539270291>t. live with their moms for free
>>539269652if it had a basement (floor -1), without a basement it's a no no.
>>539280045This is how you know its all dogshit on offer. It would be easy to maximize floor area with a basement level on a detached house where dwelling footprint is (((apparently))) the biggest restriction. Similarly the upper level needs to maximise the entire 2nd floor, and ffs include a proper stairwell.This is the 'tell' that the entire concept isn't about land use, it's about making the build quality compromise for set price construction and profit, or yield as its called in the business. The entire concept is totally stupid unless its used as a holiday park for tourism accomodation
>>539269652>tfw i can get three times the square footage at the same price and I think it's too muchLol.
>>539271363>tfw police chimp out because arresting the niggers in this house is insane and they can always barricade the door with a fridge. Police are gonna drone strike bad niggas if they live here frfr
>>539274286>big home quarter of a millionNow show us the building inspection.
>>539269652Outrages how greedy people can be.
No. One of my hard and fast rules when looking at a new place is how easy is it for me to get out of bed and take a piss at 3am. That ladder breaks that rule.
>>539283005>the building inspection.That doesn't really mean anything in this context. You can Google per foot construction cost near Houston TX and get a range of $145-$300+. So 1887sq feet is $275k to $566k. I assume his and Google's numbers are old. As in pre trump's dipshit tariffs and before the immigration crack down. So eh $262k is possible but not so much today. Plus that's money up front sort of spending VS a 30 year mortgage.
>>539269652$1/sq ft should be the max until you get into the amenities like pools, trash and yard maintenance. A 350 sq ft zero lot for $900? I'm getting renters insurance due my Picassos and oopsy... the place burnt down.
>>539269841You can't build for $35 sqft. Around $80-$90 if you're really jewing it. You might hit your goal if you start with a repo shed or something.
>>539283140kek.. solid answer
>>539269652My upstairs loft is biggerSo no I quite literally need more
>>539269652Why yes, I always wanted to climb a fucking ladder to get to my bed, just like summer camp when I was 8 year old.
>>539269758Fuck off back the sharty.Youre not welcome here
>>539269909And then $20k for a well and $10k for septic.
>>539269652Looks nicer and probably more spacious than where I live now for $1200/month.
>>539269652>350 square feetThat's not a house anon
>>539269652>$900 a monthNo, I will continue to take my NEETbux and live out of a car so I can maintain surfing, jiu jitsu, weight lifting and smoking weed until something new comes along.
>>539269652alone sure. Though 900 a month is quite a lot.
>>539269652Indian village boys are eating better than that. Little clitty Timmies can only seethe about breeding and shiieet. https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/mathura-man-s-journey-from-bike-in-india-to-bmw-and-own-house-in-us-goes-viral-101784520057291.html
>>539269652no, the layout is fucking awful. >come in>immediately next to the fridge and cooking plate>then a single small room where you have to fit everything else that is not the kitchen or the toilet>follow by the bathroom, so every guest has to walk through whatever you put into that free room, be it your bedroom or office>it's all shaped like a slightly wider hallway a fair price for that would be 500-600, not 900which probably doesn't even include utilities
>>539269652Fucking climbing a latter to get to your bedroom lmao. Better not sprain your ankle or you're fucked. Anything that stops you from climbing and you can't go to bed. Also, air conditioner in the way so it's always gonna be a chore to get up there. Such a retarded design
>>539270566>those storing spaces on the floorgood luck ever reaching them again, kekthese videos are fun from a "how could I make the most out of little space" perspective, but anyone who thinks you should have to live like that deserves being put to the sword.fucking prison cells are more spacious than that.
>>539271585>omg how do ya'll handle chores?!normalfags obsession with trying to dodge chores will never cease to amaze me. that shit is so piss easy, most mothers just eventually offload half of it onto their children because even a 10yo can do it.just put on an audiobook or something if you're bored otherwise.those are tasks you'd hand to the mentally disabled in an assisted living facility.
>>539273784never saw any confirmation for that. just some reddit post from a woman saying she lezzed out and left her husband and now he killed himself but it's not her fault, with zero evidence that it's her.it wouldn't surprise me though. that guy was clearly a broken man, so it's a 50:50 if her leaving him rekindled his soul and he's now finally living a happy life, or he just killed himself because he lost his last reason to continue.
>>539269652Home version of eat the bugs. Caused by extreme greed.
>>539269652Why is Jake the Realtor not been deported? Why are the jews still allowed to live?Why are rent seeking grifting filth like lawyers and realtors not summarily shot for doing nothing of value. Why would the sum total of all the workers pay in a construction of a house be less than the commissions a realtor gets when 'selling' the house?Why are all bankers and 'traders' not shot and thrown in a mass grave? How does a company lose or gain billions even trillions in fiat shekel value in a week when its the same company, same products?If all these rent seeking scumbag rat vermin were disposed of the rest of us would be breeding at above replacement rate and the borders would be closed and our houses would be better and the money we would be paid for work wouldnt lose its value to inflation.The benefits of destroying all the jews and those like them is huge.
>>539269652Every vagina in a house like that will be dry as bone unless you are hosting a cunt cheating on her husband.
>>539269652>Would you live at this house?Does it come with 50 acres? Yes. No? Then fuck no.
>>539290113>think of the PUSSY bro the PUSSY
>>539290193>Does it come with 50 acres? Yes. No? Then fuck no.This kind of acreage could process a lot of jews.
>>539269652$900 might be reasonable.Depending on the area.$900 is worth not having to share an apartment wall with browns, simple as.
>>539271713i dont feel like dying because it rained for a week onceevery off grid retard will end up as that one hippie starving in wilderness
>>53927318720 years ago she would screaming for more meds in a padded room with no access too social media
Worst part is that this is unironically unaffordabole/non existing in the entirety of Ile-de-France where I live. For 900$ (788 euros), you would get a (very) shitty 270sqf appartment with probably mold and 20 mins walk from the nearest train station.
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>4238How absurdly long are american streets?
>>539269652Maybe for 1.5k
>>539270548Hey, anon. He can just go outside and enjoy nature. You should try it.
