https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Lfdt3VPdM>Chris Mason: Burnham is fifth PM in four years - now he'll try to buck the trendhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr7knml2y99o>Ann Widdecombe murder suspect 'had newspaper clippings about Nigel Farage and Reform UK pinned to walls in his house'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15989201/Ann-Widdecombe-murder-suspect-newspaper-clippings-Nigel-Farage-Reform.html>Terrorist’s son launches bid to return to UK after ‘fighting for Al Qaeda’https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2230795/terrorists-son-return-uk-fighting-al-qaeda>Burnham plans new era of big statehttps://archive.ph/vfrc0>Retired UK civil servants failed by pension outsourcing, government sayshttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jul/20/retired-uk-civil-servants-failed-pension-outsourcing-government-capita>Andrew Tate and brother Tristan arrested in Miami over 38 new criminal charges in UKhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/andrew-tate-arrested-tristan-uk-charges-miami-b3017603.html>Golden era or overcapacity: Why London's private members' club boom might end in busthttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-private-members-clubs-new-opening-pembroke-b1289239.html>Andy Burnham to promise UK 'breathing room' on cost of living as he becomes PMhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-20/andy-burnham-new-uk-prime-minister-replacing-keir-starmer>Andy Burnham plans beefed-up control centre in Downing Streethttps://archive.ph/il8WV
pikey bastids
Is that considered a long distance?
Track Listing (Part 1):1. In the Frozen Concrete Wastes of Islington Where the Wigger Starmer Strangles the Forsaken Ancient Native with His Fake Gold Chain He Bought From TikTok2. Beneath the Pale Moon of Tower Hamlets the Two-Tier Wigger Howls His Mandem Chants Into the Dark and Brooding Eternal Night3. Where Once Proud Oaks Stood Now Only the Roadman Wigger Starmer Smothers the Last Free Englishman in Multicultural Oblivion4. Upon the Spire of a Burning Cathedral the Crepuscular Wigger Starmer Dances With Roadmen And Most Gutturally Venerates Rothschild (feat. Boshfather)5. Through the Blood-Stained Fog of Rotherham the Wigger Prime Minister Chokes All Gurgled Gammon Dissent with Hypocritical Wigger Tongues6. In the Grim and Eternal Winter of White Extinction the Islington Dark Wigger King Raises His Consecrated BBC Sceptre7. Under a Vindictive Sky Blackened by Diversity Wigger Starmer Silences the Dogged Final Breath of Forsaken Albion Forever8. Nocturnal Choking Ceremonies Performed by the Pound-Sign Adorned Wigger Starmer in the Ruins of a Very Forsaken Kingdom9. The Forlorn Greén Ancient Forests Have Fallen and Now Only the Sound of Wigger Starmer’s Fake Grills Echoes Across the Smoldering Corpse of Britain Forever10. Ravaged by Tolerance and Strangled by the Mandem Under the Cold Indifferent Gaze of the Cruel and Savage and Conniving and Supremely Evil Two-Tier Moon11. Where the Last Native Lies Gasping the Beelzebub Incarnate Wigger Starmer Performs His Hemlockian Ritual of Abominable Necrofabian Wiggermancy
hey fags still getting raped and stabbed and all that? good good
>>539273872The REAL news>Open Borders Are A Death Sentence To Western Nationshttps://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/open-borders-are-death-sentence-western-nations>Oxfordshire Village Looks to Secede From United Kingdom over Planned Asylum Seeker Centrehttps://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/07/19/oxfordshire-village-looks-to-secede-from-united-kingdom-over-planned-asylum-seeker-centre/>UK intelligence watchdog raps MI5 for lying to courts about a neo-Nazi informerhttps://apnews.com/article/mi5-informant-neonazi-lies-a9b568e87389eacf9be3e37ab1688bc8>Narrative Control: The Collapsing Authority of the Statehttps://dailysceptic.org/2026/07/19/narrative-control-the-collapsing-authority-of-the-state/>Education Secretary Spent £500,000 of Taxpayers’ Money Trying to Scrap University Free Speech Lawshttps://dailysceptic.org/2026/07/19/education-secretary-spent-500000-of-taxpayers-money-trying-to-scrap-university-free-speech-laws/>Two Dead. Assault Horses Must Be Bannedhttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/two-cross-country-horse-riders-173600670.html>Guyana ferry disaster: Dozens feared dead as captain and crew test positive for marijuanahttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/guyana-ferry-disaster-dozens-feared-032354313.html
>>539273980Track Listing (Part 2):12. In the Spectral Wasteland of Net Zero Britain the Cruel and Jaded Wigger Maniacally Howls His Penultimate Abraxian Lie into the Void of a Replaced People Forever13. Ritualistically Summoning and Reinstating the Mesmeric Homosexual Spectre of Peter Mandelson via Forbidden Incantations Divined by a Very Very Very Forlorn and Awry Les Wexner on Little St. James Island whilst Disruptively Streaming a Jordan Peterson Podcast on the Prime Minister's Bedeviled Wigger Phone at Maximum Volume14. Lustfully Embezzling Millions of Wigger Pounds to Buy Astarothian Dark Homes in Islington to Perform More Very Very Very Very Very Very Influential Rituals In15. Secreted Quango Fritter Recipe Trafficked from Lebanon by Satan16. Possessed and Unholy Wimpy Served Wigger Starmer a Dark Principality Chicken Burger so He May Blasphemously Dine whilst Native Bigot Gammons Suffocate Gruesomely Forever17. Chatham House Gay Bar18. Interminably Discerning Transfixed Forest Witch Moon Gazing whilst Stormzy Voodoo Wind Howls All Around and Wigger Starmer Tempestuously Stomps His Feet on the Ground with Very Devious and Very Dark Intent Forever
Beware glowie shit-posters that shit up the thread
Not a good start to a thread. What a shit thread already.
>>539273872>Andrew Tate and brother Tristan arrested in Miami over 38 new criminal charges in UKWith the previous batch of chargers they were facing it turned out some feminists were offering cash for women to claim they were raped.Feminists in positions of power have their dirty mitts all over this case.
>>539273988>guyana>40% indian descent
I have cast a hex on this thread. All posters from this point on will be cursed with one week of phimosis.
>>539274264I'm jewish i don't have a foreskin
>>539274264Jokes on you I already have phimosis.
>>539274050>>539274086Hyperspergs sperging, just the usual. It'll be like this all day.
Morning spakkersI’ve just shat out a monstrous turd
>>539274424>monstrous turdsimilar to your contribution to the thread
>>539274475Shit threads demand a monstrous turd, I provided
>We are conducting a clinical trial in healthy participants and in participants with mutations that increase blood clot risk for an investigational drug designed to help prevent harmful blood clots.>The study involves a stay in our London Bridge unit of 4 days/3 nights. During your stay, you will receive a single injection under the skin of either the new investigational medicine or a dummy (placebo) treatment>Payment: £5,025
>>539274605bet it blocked your toilet, you'll need a Polish plumber with a plunger to drag that thing out
>>539274690Safe and effective eh?
>>539274732>Very impressive. Thank you for taking care of me and for the valuable service you offer.>Joann>Thanks very much to the Volunteer Recruitment Team. I am so excited to be part of this trial. I can’t thank you and your colleagues enough for all your help, professionalism, and kindness.>Steve K>Very professional environment in the heart of London to conduct studies that help discover the medicines of the future.>James
>>539274690>in healthy participantsthere's no healthy people on pol
>Woman to milk 10,000 cows in 10 daysWonder how she practiced?
>>539274758
>>539274483Bullshit.
>>539274726It sailed away effortlessly to the coast, minimal wiping required, great start to the day, house smells wholesome
>>539274781Recommending josh if he dies we know it's not safeI get £250 and nothing of value was lost
>>539273984Hey mutt, you guys still cucking to a kike on a stick and sacrificing your kids in school shootings? Good good
>>539274839those dumps u barely need to wipe are lush, bonus that it flushed straight down to the sea
>>539274935Magic poo
>>539274742people die doing those clinical trialshttps://www.fiercebiotech.com/biotech/macrogenics-closes-solid-tumor-clinical-trial-after-7-people-die
I hope Josh die today
Gonna be one of those days.
Heading out to a park, might do the bakers for sosij rolls, any cunt want anything?
>>539275211All the reviews will be positive because when the trial fails the person dies kek
Kemi is very impressive. Was going to vote Restore, but she’s changed my mind.
>The guardian-reading far-left Labour-voting terrorist who brutally murdered Ann Widdecombe had newspaper clippings of other Reform members like Farage pinned to his walls.Why are the left like this?Who else are they going to murder before their bloodlust is sated?https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15989201/Ann-Widdecombe-murder-suspect-newspaper-clippings-Nigel-Farage-Reform.html
>>539273872Holy fuck the whites in this country are such goys.>u wot m8? u support a different wog ball team?>that's not on m8 I'm gonna stage an elaborate prank to make your wife divorce you and ruin your life
>>539274802>Bullshit.Change it if you disagree
>>539275425buy me some share in greggs they're on half price sale
>>539275639I'd buy if they'd pay divies in pastries
Buy shares in jumpers
>>539274050t.slop spammer
>>539275850People will be turning them up during a heatwave for the keks
>>539275850Wool prices are currently fucked so you should do anything but
>>539275850Need that energy to power DCs.
>>539275850>Heat pumps get turned off remotely>People plug in electric heaters that use 10x the powerI don't think they thought that through.
Civil war is inevitable.Where will you move to, to escape the coming war?
>>539275912>t.slop spammerGet with the times, gramps.Even normies are improving their Facebook photos with AI
Wtf
>>539276116The kids too?
>>539273872Morining 77th glowies, RICU monkeys, GCHQniggers.How's your summer shaping up?It's going to get a lot worse.
>>539276123>Civil war is inevitableSoon...It's definitely going to happen...Any moment now...
Brit/pol/ business idea: Halal heat pumps
>>539276123Already got myself sorted thanks. Visa situ. Work. Even know the town I'll go to on another continent. Will start by renting first.If you are in the UK and havent already started making concrete plans and taking action like this then I dont know what to tell you.
>>539276229>yank>literal whoWhy does this matter, rabbit?
>>539276272Who said it was soon?You'll have forgotten my post by the time it happens.This is the first time I've decided it'll definitely happen. The growing unemployment lends itself to future soldiers. Once the benefits stop coming and they're evicted to make way for immigrants, war will start.>>539276295I'm gunning for an island right now. I don't want to go for Spain because while Spain is just as open as we are, the residents hate immigrants just as much as we do and unless we learn Spanish we're going to really stick out.
>>539276295>>539276123Filtered
>>539276345>Who said it was soon?30 years then?
>>539276385There won't be an obvious start or end. You could say it has already started, but things are only going to get worse. You can't seriously tell me that things are going to get better.It'll likely peak in about 12 years.
>>539274168UmmI think they might be the Irsaeli/MI6/Rape gang lynch pin.
>>539276336Cos its funny? Guy thinks his bleeding arse is his period...
Network shenanigans, or a shift change.>>539276680Right.
>>539276755>>539276680>>539276605>>539276439>>539276433>>539276385Chad Spain curse Israel vs the virgin England bless Israel
>>539275850if you're not a complete retard you can heat your home with clay pots and tea lights if the government really wants to fuck with you
>>539274199I hate Hindus so much it’s unreal
Large swaths of the White working classes are homosexual daily drug users. They cannot function without male on male contact with their "mates" and consuming Cannabis or Cocaine.
>>539277073>Chad Spain curse IsraelIsn't Spain currently undergoing shit just as bad if not worse than us with a mass-migration government letting everyone in?If whoever the fuck you posted is against the immigration and Israel then sure, it's based, but I don't think Lowe seriously cares that much. He could do better in hating it more but w/e
Network shenanigans then.
>>539277111He hindu nuffin he wuz a good boy
>>539277082you are joking right, no amount of clay pots can increase the heat output of a candle>1 candle power = 1 candle powerregardless of clay pots
>>539276057>ban electric heatersez
>deano news
>>539277111Why?
>>539277658Guarantee he was a Cocaine user. They're all cracking up and claiming "mental elf".
Service resumes as normal, apparently. Coincidence, I'm sure.
>>539277616I hope you're being retarded on purpose.
>>539277082>if you're not a complete retard you can heat your home with clay pots and tea lights if the government really wants to fuck with youJust get a paraffin heater.Get a laser one with a "clean start" feature if you don't want to deal with any smells.
>>539276229Shoving boiled eggs up your arse = ovulation, chud.
>>539277796A heated clay pot hurt him as a child.
>>539277691yep, cocaine users are prone to rage in the week or two after a binge, even non prolific users, I know because I used to have the odd binge, coke is shit and turns people into cunts
>>539277082The government will gladly turn off all home heating, lighting, water, gas, internet; almost anything, if that means it can import another refugee family or bring along 20 of it's surviving gang members waiting in a foreign village.
>>539277895>needing coke to turn into a cuntAmateurs
>>539277796don't even start
>>539277616it's a heat exchange the pots retain heat
lol
>>539277796>I hope you're being retarded on purpose.I tried it once.It did nothing.So I upped the number of tealights to 20 and had several pots about the room.It took 1 hour to raise the temperature of a bedroom by 1C.Just use a Chad paraffin heater.The incel tealight heaters do nothing.
>>539277920it ruined london before the bame wave even hit, seen young guys who were full of enthusiasm and interest in things turn into morose sad fucks prone to rage, bit like 28 days later
>>539278017>So I upped the number of tealights to 20 and had several pots about the room.Fire hazard, innit
>>539277895Never really binged on coke but mcat and ket binges caused me to act like that for a few days kek
>>539277973don't be ridiculous, or do be ridiculous, I suggest you try heating your home next winter with candles and clay pots, see how you get on
>just cool your room bro
>>539274483>GreensCentre-left>Liberal DemocratsCentrist>Starmer's LabourCentre-left and centrist>Burham's LabourUnknown. But it's likely centre-left>Tories/ ConservativesCentre-right>ReformRightwing>RestoreRightwing>Majority of the voting publicWhy not say all of the voting public?>Majority of the UK media>far left>centire-leftLmfao!
>https://maps.app.goo.gl/CNQckdKWKAjaQkeWA>https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN81uHpek/Review bombed by sandniggers from TikTok video.
>>539278062k is horrible no desire to try new stuff, I like a joint or two in the evenings and the occasional drink, thing about charly is less is more but every cunt who takes it thinks more is more, back in the day going to party with chick, ave a little toot before leaving, have a wee top up later, have a great time, go home at 1am, have sex, be happy, don't still be at the party at 6, 7, 8 am waiting for some cunt to chop out some more lines
>>539278122hot humid 35C coming in fresh at a blistering speed of 1kn from the open window, into the 30C room to melt the several ice cubes. fantastic use of ice cubes, a better diagram would just have the ice cubes added to a pint of rum, much easier to sleep off the heat until it's midnight.
>>539278285>life hack: just leave the freezer door open
>>539278311Why not sleep in the fridge?
>>539278242I don't do powders or tablets anymore and when I drink it's 2 coors lites and im smashed
>>539278311>open fridge>get in
>>539278391>Chinese ice boxSo, how does it kill you?
>>539278391
i miss him already lads
QUEER SPEAKShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOX7laJxt7c
>>539278440He'll be doing a reunion tour with the insane clown posse soon
>Burnhamite
>>539278447https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVDH3MX4MYIdo it you pussy
Morning lads. Have any memes been circulating last night about the BBC's e-begging during the footy? I would expect a magnanimous amount of shit is heading there way
>>539278097no it doesn't make the tea light produce more heat but it stops the heat going straight up it pushes the heat out to the sides heat the room at a lower level, 1 tea light produce 30 watts of energy, if you have no electricity put 4 under a tier of pots you will heat your room nicely
>>539278524its even worse for the BBC, people literally don't give a shit enough about them to make memesthey are irrelevant
Entering True Detective territory now>stop speculating!
>>539278447sacked for being just too good
>>539278391I thought it was gonna be one of those Swiss suicide pods
>>539278553you understand that the clay pots retain cold just as well as they retain heat right, stop being retarded
>>539278524>Surely the brown comedian with the correct politics will make people truly understand the value of Are Bee Bee Cee
alri ladstime to scour xcancel for rw e-celeb dramalets hope its been a seethy morning
It's happening
who's playing the doctor who theme and why?
>>539278576Shame, but understandable. I was hoping for some good shitposting this morning. It was honestly some of the most pathetic cringe I've ever seen.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/19/inside-church-of-england-debate-over-palestine-gaza>‘We hear your voices’: inside the Church of England’s debate over Palestine>A General Synod vote to hear a document describing Israel’s ‘genocidal war on Gaza’ was welcomed by Palestinian Christians, but prompted warnings from Jewish groups>For many Palestinian Christians, the vote marked a significant shift in the Church of England’s engagement with their community. But the moment came amid warnings from Jewish leaders that the language at the heart of the report risked straining decades of Christian-Jewish dialogue.oy veyI saw some jews crying that Israel should recognise the Falklands as Argentinian and honestly they should, it would be a great conversation ender for all the kosher right who say we need to support them for some reason
>>539278576Be careful when speaking ill of our national broadcaster.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/539246056/#q539248939
>>539278440Is this Richard Spencers dad?
he simply dresses too wellthat's why they seethe>it's not fair that he dresses so well!
>>539278955morning alek
>>539278919>Oh no, if BBC go private it will go super left wing instead of just centre-leftLol nice one. Centre left and far left both belong in the bin
>Ukraine mentioned in queers exit speechFfs
>>539278919Doesn't C4 get state funding/are publicly owned? And why would people care if the Beeb had begging ads if nobody watched them anyway? Plus it's a rather weak argument that "you need to keep paying for the BBC (and be forced to pay for it if you don't have a licence) so it both doesn't become gayer (somehow) and at some vague point in the future When We Win(tm) it can totally become based". Additionally couldn't a based government do the Gabb method of sacking them in in a firesale or whatever, and then radically loosen the requirements to make a channel thereby allowing market popular channels that make GBN look like Pravda to arise and outcompete the incumbents?
starmer dood, wat nou?
>>539278838Fuck Paliniggers
>>539278990morning eddie
>>539279078Daydreaming about rentboys
We have no PM nowHope Russia doesn't try anything
>>539279128rebranded starmer plus gravy
My wishlist for this week>income tax threshold increased to 25k>boats to be popped rather than taxi'd across>royal mail to be nationalised and reduce postage costs>coca cola sugar tax removed
alright lads. watching are andy
huxley, orwell, bertrand russel, hg wells. these men were frauds of the highest degree.
>>539279078>Keir Starmer to be made permanent secretary to Ukrainian Relations
>>539279168bond traders take over
>Keir Starmer is refusing to offer a resignation
>>539279168Exciting career update
>Sir Keir Starmer has holed himself up in the servant's toilets in the East Wing of Buckingham Palace with a revolver and a bottle of gin and is demanding another go
>sugar tax (2016)The Tories did this btw.
>starmer, you are a fucking useless cunt
>>539279168Now would be the time for tommy to make his move
>>539279279
>>539279366Beautiful Chinoisery
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8enlzyx8z7o>Pride event disrupted by protesters over police participation>The panel discussion, involving senior PSNI figures and LGBT groups, was held on Saturday in the MAC arts venue in Belfast city centre.>Several demonstrators held placards and chanted slogans against the inclusion of the PSNI, which has faced criticism from some in the LGBT community over withdrawing from Pride parades.>In 2023, the PSNI instructed officers not to participate in Pride parades in uniform, having previously taken part since 2017.>Speaking at the event in Belfast on Saturday afternoon, Singleton said the decision was the "hardest and most difficult thing that I have been involved with in 25 years in policing".fucking lmaooooooooooo, what an insane thing to say especially in Northern Ireland
>>539279128They've put him into an animatronic Burnham skin suit complete with a norf voice synthesiser so he will remain popular despite the authoritarian policies, don't worry
>>539279442Just look at Chaz's face here. He is fucking SEETHING
Fucking deluded CUNT
>>539279588Probably has dementia, doesn't recognise anybody
>>539279588had to miss homes under the hammer for this
>>539279588>You understand what a term of 5 years means right faggot?
>you're a fucking mug mate
Nothing seems to matter anymore. You can completely fail as PM and just say you didn't and carry on.
>>539279366Here's the higher resolution photos.
>>539273872So did the Liverpool fans fuck him?
do we get cabinet appointments today?
>>539279692Only if you're a CHAD like Starmer
>>539279588
>>539279712>>539279588>>539279722We should do later on this afternoon
>>539279712Kneel before zod
>>539279665>getting handshake and height mogged by keirkek abolish the monarchy
>[12:04]Andy has arrived in a Adidas Shell suit
Burnham's wife has a fat arse
>Since 1721, 58 people have held the office of Prime Minister in the United Kingdom. Within the last decade alone, Britain has seen seven of them.
>King Charles III has kneeled before King of the Norf
>>539279893>While we are waiting for the king to meet the “king of the north”, here are two charts from the Economist that provide insight into his popularity.>This chart shows how, with Andy Burnham as Labour leader, the number of people saying they would vote Labour rises significantly in the north of England.Fucking state of it
>>539279871No iron in any of these gen X'ers it is only going to get worse.All prime ministers have to do is;>keep sex lives private>keep the masses content >do not cause shit Dead simple
>>539279915How long will it last?
>>539279915>In its report, the Economist says that polling by Stack Data Strategy suggests that, across Britain as a whole, support for Labour rises by 2.1 percentage points with Burnham as leader. But in the north it is up by around 6 percentage points. The Economist says: >"Only 26% of seats in parliament are in the north of England but over the past decade the region has been rising in political salience. The Economist’s election model suggests that around 45% of the marginal constituencies which Labour needs to win for a parliamentary majority are in the north.">And this chart shows how supporters of different parties rank Burnham’s favourability compared to Keir Starmer’s.>Although Reform UK voters prefer Burnham to Starmer, the Economist says it is a mistake to think Burnham will win many of them over. >"With Mr Burnham’s northern, working-class hue, some commentators mistakenly believe he is particularly appealing to supporters of the populist-right Reform UK (many of whom are northern or working class). In Stack’s polling, just 2% of Reform supporters switch to Labour when Mr Burnham is listed as party leader—compared with 4% of Liberal Democrats, 5% of Conservatives and 6% of Green supporters."
>>539279963See how he handles his first multi-cultural enrichment event to decide
>>539279832HOLY FUCKLADS LADS LADS LOOKBURNHAM IS AN ACTUAL, ***LITERAL*** KEKOLD
>>539274483fixed.>Restoreapart from immigration, where do they really differ from refrom?energy? bills? work? welfare? armed forces? public investments? tax? pretty much all the same. >Reformalot of overlap between the tories>Tories the most sucessful political party in the UK. the media is actaully very favourable toward badenoch. >Lib demsactaully understand economics. they often keep local police stations open. encourage the police to do their job. but yea, council tax sky rockets, in london at least, they are bailing out failing councils.
>>539279915Told youNorfs will lap ot up even outside of Manchester because of his accentIf only you knew how bad things really areT. Norf east
>>539279986Apply some blackface and be the change you want to see in the world
>>5392799636 months. When the promised handouts fail to materialise and it becomes obvious that he's got absolutely no idea how to fix anything.In addition, nobody will forget that this fucker was basically given a coronation.
>>539280035>Norfs will lap ot up even outside of Manchester because of his accent"AH VOTED LABOUR CUZ BURNHAM SOUNDS LIKE ME!"
>>539280035Obvious power play to get the Lab/Con train to 2030 back on track, but the simple stuff works because we're thick as shit
>>539279712all part of the same wankers club
>>539280077I do not want handouts, I want the money I earn, not to pay so much tax for Josh to spend summer months on busses
>if only you knew how SOUF things are
>Burnham's first action as PM: extradites Andrew Tate and charges him with 32 offencesholy based
>>539280145Really need to stop duplicating these images.
>>539280145>he's the first pm who doesn't wear a suit
Park was busy, mothers with kids on the swings, semi naked young fems on the fixed gym equipment and a random downy wearing lycra leggings and a tight polo neck
>>539280122That's literally it
>>539280122They're voting him in because Mayor is just about the easiest job in politics so he looks a lot more competent than he actually is, and he's promised to divert taxpayer's money up north.
>>539279125>Doesn't C4 get state fundingThey used to get a chunk of the licence fee, but I think that stopped. They still get some public money for local programming (Welsh stuff).The BBC can't compete with the big boys because of their limited funding model. If they could allow adverts and sponsorships and charge subscription fees to forrens and the insane, their future would be more secure, and it would enable them to bid for the likes of Formula 1 and all the other sporting events they've lost.
the future of this country won't be decided in westminster. enjoy your punch and judy show.
>>539280210Didn't he leave the Manchester council budget with a black hole?
If he comes out and says he is increasing tax threshold to 20k-25kI will still vote Restore, but I will be grateful.
>>539280235I don't want the BBC to compete or be more secure, I want them to be gone and all their employees to be broke and unemployed
>>539280243CorrectIt will instead be decided in NUMBER 10 NORF
>rewild greenery and save our native bees or >waste a billion managing public greenery and contributing to the extinction of our native flora and fauna
>>539280268Yes, and I can not name (1) thing he did for Gorton
>>539279989hold on she went a telly program and randomly went on a date with a soon to be director of the conservative party while she was already in a relationship with soon to be labour prime minister, shit gets more unbelievable by the day
>>539280243When's the NRP putsch happening?
>>539280288>making Ed Milliband take trains to Manchester on the regular
So is it going to be the same shitty product but just rebranded by the marketing prats?And why is Alistair Campbell suddenly doing triggernometry - what is the sneaky cunt up to?
>>539280343>>making Ed Milliband take trainsHolly flashbacks
>>539278004all redditors will be deported first
>Meter Pandelson to be made Foreign Secretary
>>539280288Still going to take a few years to build, bit presumptuous innit?
>>539280145Any clearer pics of the cutie on the left? (Not the soldier ffs)
>>539278285Putting the ice in your body guarantees 100% assimilation of that ice into the core of your body which is the warmest part of your body.That's gonna cool you down for sure, rather than trying to cool some of the air in your general vicinity.
>>539280367>And why is Alistair Campbell suddenly doing triggernometry - what is the sneaky cunt up to?Burnham is a Blairite who's going to further rig the political system to lock in a permanent New Labour government, and Campbell's probably involved.
>>539279915ere e sounds just like me he do
>>539280279>increasing tax threshold to 20k-25kdear andy, i'm afraid there is no money
>>539280444We import thousands of GDP units a day, SHOW ME THE MONEY
>>539280429Let me guess, you regularly stick ice cubes up your bum don't you
>>539276123living in flagrel until september, coming back to bongland to get my shit together, then if shit hits the fan then i have residency in dubai
>name our duo
>>539280017I'm still inclined to shift Reform left a little from there, and I disagree that the majority of the voting public is that left-wing. Remember that the general populace has voted Conservatives for almost the last 20 years and the only reason Conservatives didn't win last election is because the Conservatives weren't right wing enough.
Feeling hot and uncomfortable?Got ice cubes?Stick them up yer bum!
>>539280303This was along time agoBut it doesn't change the fact that Burnham is an actual, LITERAL, VERIFIABLE kuckHis career is already over now that we know this, he can't recover
>>539280483sounds like a fast way to get piles
I was a Starmtrooper, now I'm a Burnhambrawler. Heil our people, heil victory!
>>539280508>Inshallah
>>539280483Helps with his speedbumps (piles)>>539280508The Koshers
>>539280483For maximum effect, take an eccie beforehand, mad rushes with a sense of coolness
>>539280444it needs to be more widely understood that inflation caused by money printing isn't just your money being worth less what it actually is is the banks and gov.uk putting their hands in your pocket and taking your money, it is theft, they are thieves
>It looks like the lectern era is over. There’s been a lot of talk about Andy Burnham not having one - a microphone has just appeared on Downing Street for his speech.BREAKING: Burnham NOT using a lectern! WHAT A MAN OF THE PEOPLE HE IS!!!!!!
How's it going, fellow Brits? All good out there?
>>539280596THE SMITHS!!!!
>>539280521>This was along time agoas the cartel boss says to the counsellor in the film of the same name>we've heard of coincidences, we've just never seen onelike epstein winning the lottery
>>539280522Is it gay to bum her in this form
when you hear "millennial" at a guess, how old are you assuming they are. i ask because i heard a very different response than i was expecting.
>>539280596>The Lecturn of Change comes unlubricated>don't need lube if you dont have a lectern
There's something about Burnham's face I really hate. It's worse than Starmer's.
>>539280613>are shit
>>539280613WATCHING EVERTON!!!!!!!!
>>539280626Yes, that voice. Like Warrick on Helium
>>539280626she's still got a fanny so not exactly. bestial perhaps.>>539280642Hopefully Minister Morrissey will do a good job with the Las Malvinas handover
>>539280649Yer mam making chips and gravy on a Sunday
>>539280639>I'm Norfern you know
>>539280639It's the obviously dyed hair coupled with the almost permanent smirk that does it for me.
>>539280604no
>>539280658>>539280672She had a big forehead in trailer park boys but I don't know if even she knew she would get zogged years later, i dont think pooners really existed in the early 2000s
Does anyone else think the Nudge Unit are doing a good job? Pulled an imaginary right-wing terror cell out of their arsehole.
>>539280683The glasses have added an extra level of cunt.
>>539280633You hooked up with some granny looking mid forties bird on an escort site, didn't you
>>53928063335+
Put some water out for the badgers
>>539280512speaking from experience, door knocking in the last local election. ALOT of the propaganda is working. esp the woman are buying this stuff. yes reform did well in the local elections. but the dems did VERY well. often overlooked...and i dont know if thats the media schmoozing reform, or by quietly taking the win without anyone noticing.
>King Charles III on course to beat his mothers record of new prime ministers by summer 2032
>>539280784>poo-l
>>539280747You will also notice that they've avoided releasing information about the murderer's (obvious) motivations.
>>539276116does the story give an ethnicity ?
>>539280816But don't post photos of it on the internet, That would be facebook boomer-tier virtue signalling.
Putin could do something really funny now and congratulate the new Prime Minister and their special friendship
>>539280832dripfeeding it through The Sun, of all fucking rags
We did it Bennie bros!
>>539280822That could be biased based on your local area unless you've done it every election. Good to hear you're going out there, though.
>>539273956yes>>539273984i did get stabbed this morning but i havent been raped in weeks now it's looking up. havent seen my daughter for a while though...
>>539280892Still no charge. They have to release him tomorrow or try to scam an extension.
>>539280908>Andy thinks hes won because hes popular>not that he isn't KeirAwkwardsissies
>>539279366looks like he's getting ready to curtsy
>>539280892I said it before on here and I'll say it again, I'll bet my right bollock that fucker's a redditor.
>>539280852African.
>>539280986all comments copied and account deleted by now
HERE COMES THE KING OF THE NORF!!!!!!!!!!
>>539280986chaos in r/unitedkingdom as it remains unmoderated since his arrest
>>539280483pissing in your own face is the fastest way to cool yourself down
>>539281048dude it's the same body temp you are
>>539281112actually glad I didn't get quads for that
>Andy Burnham’s guests – at least 100 of them – have gathered in Downing Street ahead of the new prime minister’s arrival, including some children, the Press Association reports. A smaller group arrived in the street from Number 11. Among those attending is Liverpool city region mayor Steve Rotheram, who was seen feeding a baby a bottle of milk.NORFERNERS
>>539281112Piss evaporating off your face is endothermic.
>>539273872Why are Daily Telegraph readers like this?https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/07/20/cristian-romero-snubs-trump-argentina-world-cup-final-spain/
>>539280986With a che guevara legend poster on his bedroom wall
>>539281003expected Arab, still not surprised
>Official New House Tally Status:5% down on previous ten years.
>>539281150Tommeh>>539281150Tommeh>>539281150Tommeh>>539281150
waheyy i'm a little bit different, a bit norf, bit more casual, aint britain great
1980S MENTIONEDPRIVATISATION MENTIONEDDEINDUSTRIALISATION MENTIONEDNORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>539280863I saw they dug loads of holes and worried they could be desperately trying to find water
>>539281141scientifically it checks out but I remain sceptical
>>539280784Due to AIDS.
>>539280444>The no money letterThat is still to this day the most honest thing Labour has ever said.
>>539280747>Does anyone else think the Nudge Unit are doing a good job? Pulled an imaginary right-wing terror cell out of their arsehole.Its not about what we think because we can see through this bullshit, but what the public think. If they can maintain 30% hyper reality across the country, then that's good enough because that's the only percentage of believers you need.
sky news on for Beth Rigby, always loved her
>>539281919More like Geoff Bigby
Thinking of becoming a dole spacker. Any tips from the best ?
>>539282042it won't be as much as you think it isyou can't sign up for ESA anymore so it'll be the most extreme form of UC or PIPPIP is harder work, ironically
I invented techno
>>539277668Natives seem pleased. Why that, a better question. Would they film a dog defecating?
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