When my mother went to school a long time ago, the state could take children from their mothers if the children were deemed to dumb to live in society. This is actually true.If a child was considered retarded, he was taken from his mother and put in a state controlled institution together with other retarded children. Sometimes they were even experimented on for "the good of society".One test they did in school during my mother's time was that children had to draw a house with a chimney on a windy day. Children who draw the smoke coming out of the chimney rising straight (instead of blowing in the wind) were considered stupid.I want to do a similar test on people here, because the young gen today is dumber than ever.Look at the three butts in OP. Which of those butts would jiggle most from a slap, ie which butt has the highest fat %?This is something you can easily tell at first glance unless you're a retard (just like the chimney example).Let's see how many people here belong in a mental institution for retarded children.
Kill yourself sybb
>>539277147Well you seeIts actually about the relaxed musclesA fat ass SAGSThese asses are athletic, not fat
>>539277212>These asses are athletic, not fatOur first retarded child. The institution is that way, son.
>>539277147>Boomers and the generations before them were unimaginably cruel monsters, also fucking stupid>I want to be just like themYou should be executed for the betterment of all human kind
>>539277147what
>>539277147The first one has very little fat. The second one looks like it's packed inside thick pants, so it's hard to tell. The third one clearly has more fat, but it's probably a trick question so I'm choosing 2.
>>539277147Middle one
>>539277389This is not a trick question.If you have any common sense and can interpret images, you can tell the answer right away.
>>539277389The gluteal fold is definitely the trick of this question.
>>539277434Assuming the middle ass will have the same shape without the pants, it has to be 3.>>539277470>gluteal foldbig boy words :o
>>539277434Al-Ahmed, as a true man of the ass I know which ass would be the be the best to slap.
>>539277517True men of the ass will understand and debate this with a high level of civility.
>>539277147Right.
>>539277147fuck off
When you reply, explain WHY you pick a certain option. Otherwise it's just guesses.
>>539277703Left and mid look distributed and full, right sags the most and has the least mass at the top.
>>539277703Middle looks like it might have cellulite underneath.
>>539277250I have glutes for daysYou want an athletic lifters ass on gomad
>>539277147>We should ask children about which ass jiggles the mostI personally have no experience with asses so I have no idea
>>539277147Who is the middle character?Her arse looks the most jigglyZelda is a lithe elf and Samus is an athletic mutant (her arse is all solid muscle)
>>539278072Princess peach
A few people in this thread gets it, others belong in a mental institution for retarded children.Holy shit.
>>539278126Why is she dressed like a chav?And yes, defo her, her peach is delicious
>>539278310Some mario kart outfit. Looks more 50's housewife than chav
third one
>>539277147ass 3 (right) because it is the most affected by gravity. its ass cheek geometry shows that it has a lower monent of inertia leading to more jigglynessThe moment of inertia (I) depends not only on the object's mass (M) but also on how that mass is distributed relative to the axis of rotation (R). The formula for a single point mass is:I = MR2For extended objects, the moment of inertia is the sum (or integral) of all point masses multiplied by the square of their perpendicular distances to the axis of rotation. Standard units are kg ⋅ m2.
>>539277703the first one would probably give a little jiggle, but not as big as the thirdthe pants on the second one are too tight for it to jiggle properly. immediately crossed out.the third sags the most, meaning it'd be the most jiggly, as it is clearly impacted the most by gravity
>>539277147>offtopic /v/ gooner shitpost by some faggot who got mad that someone said his video game character is uglyfuck off
>>539277147its number 3next question
>>5392771472 I would breed 2
>>539277147>to dumb to liveRare Somalian pottery
