why don't you live in a van instead of paying rent to your Jewish landlord?
>>539280054Because I'm not poor
>>539280054Enjoy cops and niggers beating on your windows
>>539280054You're homeless and one cop away from being on the street.
>>539280054Enjoy your dirty ass and peeing into a bottle.
>>539280054A black man could steal that
I couldn't even accept a HOUSE where there's only one door separating where I sleep from the outside world
>>539280054Because there's nowhere to shower or take a shit in there.
why not become a jewish landlord ?
>>539280054>van breaks down>need to live on the streets while mechanic fixes it
>>539280054Because I live in my house, that I own, with no mortgage.Still have to pay property taxes though, no way getting around that.But depending on year and size, I might have to pay just as much taxes on a van.
>>539280351No thanks, I'll keep my foreskin if it's all the same to you.
>>539280054>+ fuel and camping costdoes a lot of heavy lifting for that numbereven a VERY basic camping location will run you ~10€/night herepublic camping is forbidden here (and in most other European countries)so even without fuel>9k€ + 3,5k€ camping cost>200W SolarKEKthat's barely enough to power your laptop the whole day and nightalso "van life" is incredible cumbersomefor ~100k€ I can get a okayish house in eastern Germanywhich would let you live for maybe ~1500€/month all in (mortage + utilities + DIY repairs + food + transport)why the fuck would I buy a van instead??
>>539280054There aren't any rivers near me
>>539280645>why the fuck would I buy a van instead??In case Russia is invadings
>>539280054I live in my mother's basement like a menace to society
>>539280054Show your real flag and post pics of the vehicle you live in with timestamp.
>>539280054cause i have a family and i'm not poor.if I were single though i'd 100% have bought 50 acres and dropped a shed build on the middle of it, added solar and batteries, starlink, etc.Farmed the area, chickens and cows. Now I have to do the same but with a 4 bedroom house.
>>539280769It's for a subhuman frogdittor, not a normal size human.
life is pointless without a woman and kids and you will never have those in that
>>539281022>truckBeats van because you can access remote spots. 20W panel charges my phone. Not a fan of campers and attempts to recreate hoomer life. Don't even like tents. Prefer stars and a breeze
>>539280054It's literally illegal to park anywhere without paying 20 bucks a day.
>>539281022>>539281468>truck camperWhy not an SUV? In a truck camper, you can't drive away without exiting.
>>539280054Because i own my own house?
>>539280054>Paying rent
it sounds great until you realize you have nowhere to shit in peace and privacy, or shower. van life sounds fucking terrible. i don't see how anyone can live without a bathroom. not having a proper kitchen also sounds like hell.
>>539281495which is obviously why there's always a cop covering every possible square meter of wilderness in the country, right?
>cops will harass you>even if you can legally sleep in there they will knock on your van and put a flashlight in your face because some boomer called them on you>can't leave the van alone or niggers will steal your shit, even if you have nothing of value>if you live somewhere like Spain you can die from heatstroke inside one
>>539280054where does the poop go? but realistically, having to go outside for a piss before you go to bed is less than 3rd world tier.
>>539280054>one ceiling fan from TEMU will take care of u broif u live anywhere south of Canada, you'll need something to remove moisture from the air (like an a/c) while you sleep, like 3 to 6 months of the yearalso you need to be pepe-sized or a midget to actually be comfortable
>>539281790Give him a break, he's from meme-flag-istan, they don't have anything even close to an allemansret, or untapped land to be settled should need arise for that matter.
>>539280054Oh to be a 4ft tall frog
>>539280054>Leaves the original filename intactRetard probably left the identifying pixels openAI puts into every generated image in as well
>>539281894you wear a buttplug that transforms shit into gold
>>5392816722wd with difflock and tire deflation has gotten me where 4x4 dilletantes can't. Often a local comes past in a 40 year old Toyota Cressida. This is a mild environment and currently dry season.
>>539280054I can't fit all my stuff into a van.
>>539281984What do jeets own exactly?
how do you poop
>>539280054Because I don't know which model to get. I'm 6 ft tall most vans are too small for that
>>539280054imagine the stuffiness and the smell the moment you need to close those doors
>>539282064redpill me on truck campersWhat makes them so useful?
>>539282124>how do you poopon your knee, of course
>>539281763I'm in an open truck with water and wood and dirty camping stuff on the back. I sleep on the ground in safe rural places. There is opsec to this. In dodgy places I can nap in the driver's seat ready to roll. After two days my feet swell up though. It's a nice thing to be able to do because then you never have to worry about not finding a spot and you can even visit crazy dangerous places like Capetown
>>539282064>>539282153OH SHIT, you mean one of these.
>>539282212I was thinking you meant one of these.
>>539282212LMAO that thing looks faggy
> actual van life
>>539282153They have some nice features; I will weigh in on disadvantages. They are top heavy which is tough on suspension in the rolling motion. That's a killer on continental off road over landing. They accumulate dust and damp. When you are inside you are more of a target
>>539280703>In case Russia is invadingsand go where?also how the fuck would Russia invade exactly?they're a poorfag 3rd world shithole (except for 2 cities), economically completely dependent on fossil fuel / petrochemical exportsand already not able to properly invade a much smaller and even poorer neighbor while getting invaded themselves by migrants (literally a 2015 wir schaffen das situation, but permanently)
You live in a van!
>>539282339it's just being a poorfag gypsy but without the horses and the colorful wagons
>>539282370https://youtu.be/Xv2VIEY9-A8
>>539282339>I needed a chatbot to give me an infographic showing me how living in a vehicle sucks.
>>539280697
Have you seen the crackheads that walk around after 10pm? Would you feel safe?
>>539280054goyim pay thousaands a month to rent a jewish matress and blanket. let that sink in. billions should die
>>539282424hei faggot, the ai will never generate this by itself, I had to tell it to do it like that.
>>539282424The chatbot is what made the OP image you retarded faggot.
>>539282595exactly the fucking ai likes to glorify every shit the rich assholes that controls it think is ok for the slaves bellow. you literary have to fight to make it do anything truthful, the motherfucker generate a torch gun fuck sake. just so it avoids showing the police in a bad light. also, fuck sake, I'm a free person I should fucking have the right to park and sleep where the fuck I want. but nooo there is always some fucker that will piss you off whenever you fucking sleeping, and doing nothin
>>539282150Here's the deal, if you're some busy body woman or a guy who really doesn't mind doing the same shit as them, it's hypothetically fine. Just do your ultra-small apartment routine all day and hypothetically spend a lot of time out of the van. Cleaning every day, deep cleans when needed, you know how it goes with any space.This is fine for some whimsy overpriced road trip. Maybe you save a ton on lodging and it's "worth it" after spending $10,000s on your little camper. Sleep in the parks, truck stops on the way to the next park, whatever.Now for living and working, or even worse, being a NEET, it's awfulThe the fucker breaks downs. Well that sucks what's the plan now? Tent in the woods and ubers to Planet Fitness?Sure, maybe it's a new ($$$) van and doesn't have problem for a while.Then the cops move you on the first time.Then the cops learn what you're about and who you are and really move you on after a few more tap tap taps.You can drive around an extra 100km a day seeking the perfect spot and switching up every night. Loitering at different spots throughout the day. Adds up quick but at least you can dump your household waste in their trash cans by the pump, right? And maybe the city is big enough the cops don't really notice you because you're so cagey.Cooking is a pain in the ass and if you want to do it with the back open or outside you'll constantly get attention.Overall it's just a shitty way to live. If you're some high drive hustler working at google, spending 14 hours a day in the office and getting fed nice staff meals with the gym and showers right there, it works. Just sleep in the truck bed, right? Hell, maybe you even pull it off with a van and a 40 hour normal job and Planet Fitness gym pass. Gonna take a lot of motivation for little reward and a lot of stress.
>>539282863>Overall it's just a shitty way to live. If you're some high drive hustler working at google, spending 14 hours a day in the office I worked at a call center that had a gym, shower, small areas you could stealth rest, and bathrooms that nobody would go to late at night. Another one I worked for pretty much had the entire floor demolished for the longest time because it was raided by the police. If I was homeless I could have ideally lived where I worked for a good 4.5 years. Especially when I had my own office even though I wasn't a manager, good times.
>>539281882>wake up at 2AM>hear some talking>hear someone trying to pull the solar panel off the roof while another one drills your gas tank and cuts your catalytic converter
1pbtid memeflag jeet stop engaging with this gay shit
>>539280054The pictured citroen box van has barely 1,8m in width to sleep sideways. Not even a 10 ton truck would accomodate a bed as you've had your AI draw it.2/10 bad effort post
>>539280769There is a saying that the bed should not be placed directly in front of the door, because you will quickly be carried out on it.
>>539282863>Wagies must rent Camping is a full time job. It's well suited for retirees and White men who aren't allowed jobs anymore. Growing demographic
>>539283423You gonna eat that
>>539283468Just ate some. It's impala meat; nyamazane
>>539281882based boomers
>>539280054I'm renting a 35 square metre apartment and it still feels claustrophobic, I would lose my fucking mind living in a van.I had to carefully plan what to put in and where to maximise the available space, I read about interior design and watched a lot of videos on tiny homes beforehand. I used to live in a big, spacious apartment with my ex and I never appreciated how much of a luxury space itself is.
>>539283524I don't know what that is, but it's probably good
>>539283423Holy fuck you're the first rare flag I've needed in 4 years
>>539280054Bc i rent out an apartment and live in another. I enjoy morning and eavening showers. Spain is too hot to live in a van
>>539280054Because I am a landlord.
because I live in a cold coubtry and they have laws in place that make it imposible
>>539280054Travelin' man, Lord he must of been a travelin' man!
>>539282588>>88Tell me about the stains on tha jewish matress people rent Uncle Hitler.
>>539280054I don't pay rent, I collect rent.Much better.
Go big or go home
>>539280054Where do you piss and shit you retarded shitskin kike
>>539280054These are only really good for major weeks long roadtrips, not a replacement for a house.
>>539282863If for some reason you have to live in a car, or are traveling long distance and want to sleep in your car on the way, this is how to be a proper bum.-Window covers. Popular models have them available commercially but they can be shit and you're gonna need them shipped. Hope you planned ahead.Preferably you make your own, they can even have vents with screens for some airflow. They need to be secure and ideally quick to place and remove. Most people aren't going to enjoy the feeling of people and animals looking in at them as they sleep. Seriously this is the number one thing you want, a closed off space without a crack for an eyeball to peek at you.-Screens for your windows. Sometimes you're going to be sitting around and it will be hot and buggy. If you're really clever your covers can be integrated with screens beyond just a built in vent.Get ideas online and build the covers quick, then work on the screens too once you have time.-A small cooler. This is where you will keep a small amount of food cool. Takeout and the super market deli is what you're eating, "yum." A cup of ice from the slopmarket is "free" and will cool things down for half a day or more if you're weather permits. If you want to deal with dirty dishes and a gas stove, your choice, but the average town or city isn't going to be convenient for doing dishes and now you're dealing with meal prep. Okay in a park with a bench, but otherwise just a hassle. Taking out the backseat can be a good move, if you're returning to where you store it or even have storage. A foam mattress in the back let's you lay down and sleep with proper blood flow to your legs.Otherwise keep a tent and a foam mattress. You're going to prefer sleeping in the front seat I bet, but sometimes your legs need rest. In the front seat you're at the wheel and can turn the car on and off for bursts of heat or AC. feels much better being ready to move at the driver's seat.Enjoy!
>>539281495Wildlife Management Areas are scattered everywhere unless you live in a metropolitan hellhole.
>>539284275I have been out wanderingI have traveled farOne conclusion I have madeIs God don't own a car[Verse 2]He don't wear no fancy clothesHe'd rather take the busHe would pay a tourist fareSo he could sit with us
>>539284731I did 2 weeks in my car. Drove 4000km then found an apartment, which took a week or more before I could move in. I stayed in a hotel 2 nights.Excrement wasn't much of a problem. In the cities and town you need gas, so the washrooms are available. Rural or on the highway, nothing better than a shit in the bushes. I never had an issue with having to take a dump at night, luck maybe, but if I had diarrhea I would've figured something out.I never pissed in my car. It was new and that's silly anyway.Biggest issue was finding a place that felt good to park in the city. I did well over 100km some evenings.Overall a shit experience, but because I wasn't broke and got a rental immediately I had little issue bumming it out for a week in the city while I waited.
>>539283423I like my meat baste(d) and rare
>>539280054I cant afford a van those go for >50k here. I also cant afford fixing a old one.
>>539282212you would need a job, just to keep from running out of gas.
Not allowed anymore.
>>539280054>paying rent to some Jewish car dealership
>>539280054>>539280121>>539280169Imagine convincing yourself that living in a van like a homeless fuck is "la based".Crazy what jews did to Western men. Good luck telling a woman you live in a van, habibi.
>>539282338It's the GRIDS trim package
