Probably lives in some flyover rural backwater of inbred hicks who can't appreciate good cinema.
>>539287262please just kill yourself and take your 'reddit evidence' with you
>>539287352>>539287388> t. Assblasted shillslel
Critical Grifter fans are beta bitch faggots autistically obsessed with masculinity they can never hope to achieve without trannypills.
>>539287262>CriticalDrinkerrightoid grifters need the rope.
>>539287388Aw, are the /leftypol/ shitskins mad they got exposed again?
>>539287388As real as the hospital's being packed during covid.
>>539287465v>>539287522>grifterDefine this
>>539287388Found the tranny.
I don't care about this movie and it's success or failure
people were reserving tickets months in advance, believing this to be another Nolan epic like Oppenheimertechnically it is not fraud because unlike say a vacuum cleaner which either works or doesn't, whether a movie is entertaining is entirely subjective
>>539287625>all films are SHIT and WOKE, except for mine go watch it, i got another rightoid grifter to help with the screenwritingalso anything i don't like is T H E M E S S A G Ehi jordan, still making tom clancy ripoffs?
Fake reviews.https://youtu.be/6EpMHTvcH7c?is=OHnYV7Uzr2dXUANp
>>539287775>thechudderingreminder that his first youtube vid was telling people how to scrub CP from their harddrives
>>539287262Hollywood kikes are doing the same thing Chinks did in 2021 when they released that shitty propaganda movie about Korean war.
>>539287621as real as the democracy elections, first they tell idiots that the majority is voting communist, and only then they go voting communist. theyre being told what to vote/watch/buy.
>>539287746The only thing I can fault him for is being a civnat, beyond that his criticisms of Hollyjew are pretty spot-on
>>539287262Is 125M domestic really that good though. Seems like an average opening for a summer movie in the States. Toy Story 5 did like 150M, I think Mario also did 125M.
>>539287699i didnt care at first, but now i think its hilarious theyre spending their own money to try and get people to swallow this shit.
>>539288111The reason that's happening is because I refuse to care. You're welcome.
>>539287746Within parameters, it can not be those things. Both can be true. Everything else can be woke, but not his.You fucking people have got to stop. You're just saying shit. This is why you lost Chud.
>>539288413he's a grifter just like all the other rightoid 'culture warriors'.his books are shit too lmao. rightoids cannot create.
>>539288451Literally, by your own standards he is not.
>>539287465>>539287522>>539287746>>539287881>everyone who doesn't like my tranny leftoid politics is a grifter doing it for the money!Where's the money coming from when it's marginalized anti-mainstream views that apparently no one actually believes? Maybe people are just actually sick of you fucking troons shitting up society?
>>539288111This movie was make or break. Studio execs told them that this is the end of cultural Marxism in cinema if they can't make a hit. They will go back to only casting whites and women with big boobs if this movie doesn't knock it out the park.
>>539287625>THE WOKE MOB IS FORCING LEFTIST AGENDA DOWN OUR THROATS!!!!!>Hey guys how was your weekend, did you go see the new baby yoda marvel capeshit movie? it was epic win!!!!!!>*buys a gun funkopop"
>>539287262Our theaters have been packed.Maybe we just don't give a shit about Ellen Page portraying a man. A woman pretending to be a man in a movie? Preposterous!
>>539287994They openly stated $50 of that was in previews—meaning tickets they bought and handed out.
>>539288551>shills his own shitty books and movies>not a grifterlmao ok jordan
>>539287625the critical golem is in for the money and money onlyjust like the other grifters, he avoids using the term jew a calls the hollywood elite "white liberals"grifters are also hypoctires - in this video, you'll hear him say how tired he is of gender idology, but at the same time calls Ellen Page a hehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkGOs3_q79I
What if people are just scalping tickets ? the average room has what, 200 seats or so, It's like 5000 to buy out the entire thing. There's not as much scarcity as pokemon cards, if you try to sell me a ticket for 35$ instead of 20 I'll tell you to eat a dick and go some other time but I'm sure if you lock down specific screenings, the sort of day 1 thing people show up in cosplay for you can turn those 5k into 7 or 8 easily
>>539289101>MAKING MONEY IS WRONG!Fuck off and die, commie subhuman.
Yesterday, I passed by a theatre that was showing the Odyssey. There was a line around the block. Unfortunately, the redditor is wrong about this. Retards are actually lining up to watch zippertits and geriatric Brad Pitt run around in the desert for 3 hours.
>>539288643As a brown man (no I won't tell you what my birth country is to protect myself from you guys doxxing me), I'm a big fan of watching white women with big breast.
>>539287465As much as I hate how critical drinker talks.The Odyssey is shit and looks awful. Low budget campy shit painted black because black is le serious o algo.Also they should stop casting the same actors in every fucking single movie
>>539289101Are you fucking stupid? Why would a person not use their own established platform to signal boost their product?>>539289149IIRC, Drinker was one of the many channels that were born from the new Stat Wars movies. It didn't have anything to do with money.>he called a tranny a heAnd many people call them whatever inappropriate gender. That's the normie position.
I wish we had synthetic man subreddit
>>539287262People are shilling this movie hard but I despise the barnacles who live to make reactions to normie slop instead of recommending better alternatives and think they should also go in the human centipede.
>>539289307We already know you are a shitjeet.
>>539287262It's not fraud, it's just cheating, leftist organizations are buying the tickets, that's all.
>>539287262
>>539287625>define grifterThey're never going to define it dude lol it just basically means:>"stupid meany head who disagrees with my gay bullshit"
>>539287625Someone who says shit he doesn't actually believe in order to make money or obtain some other benefit/goal
>>539287262>an industry that profits off people by playing pretend in front of cameras is lying to youhold the presses and someone tell CriticalDrinker to buy more ad space..LIKE A FAGGOT
>>539287352can you moronic fp bots fuck off? All you did was ruin fp, you never became bp, and you never will. You understand that don't you, you can code these fuckers to have all the trappings of status and it will never, ever, have truth or meaning.
>>539287262>>539289921Or maybe this is better phrasing
>>539287262people still go to movies when we have reels?yea its the epsteins again
>>539287388>>539287465>>539287522>>539287746>>539288676>>539289149>>539290040go away now
>>539290199I'm helping
>>539287621>production company buying up tickets to artificially inflate numbersDoes the movie industry do this? It's news to me if true. I know music labels would buy their own singles to push their songs up the music charts, but I've (genuinely) never heard of film studios doing it.
>>539289459Stfu, paki moslem scum. You are the reason why everyone hate brown immigrants.
>>539290441Thank youThat's some very good helping
>>539287262I don't work at a cinema, but I saw it on saturday. It was the first time since maybe endgame that I have seen a queue all the way to the door. And of course the theatre was completely full.
>>539289389>Are you fucking stupid? Why would a person not use their own established platform to signal boost their product?so rightoids are ok with grifting, gotcha.
>>539287621What's the purpose of this exactly? Do they make more money if the create an illusion of success?
>>539287625Wasn't is a 4chan creepy pasta figure? I coulda swore The Grifter was something spooky.
>>539289297>geriatric Brad PittNo it's Matt Damon, not sure if that's better or worse they both suck
>>539289921>>539290199Who are they?
>>539287262Also, fixedSee if you can find it and then remember it
>>539287352lol, even if u like Criticaldrinker, u can't deny this possibility.
>>539287262Twitter is not real life its an echo chamber of paid shills like critical
>>539287262It's all fake & gay. Nobody wants to watch that crap.
>>539289404more of a Qwazar chad, myself...FRIEND OF DA CHANNEL
>>539290917Especially after their recent 'inauthentic behavior' (aka me no likey jews) purge...
>>539287262Revenue sharing agreements with movie theatres are front-loaded on opening weekend to the favor of studios which tapers off over time in favor of the theatres.For example, opening weekend will be a 90-10 split between the studio and theatre and that shifts until it's 40-60 by week 5+.Ergo, if a studio drops $100 million buying tickets to its own show, they get $90 million back and write down the $10 million from the marketing budget.This is why everyone looks at 2nd weekend box office as the real indicator if a film is successful.
>>539290946He's better than SyntheticChud but i eventually stopped watching his channel too.At the end of the day, it's not very mentally stimulating listening to a dude who just regurgitates your opinions back at you.
>>539290691>The GrifterI saw the original before it was purged from the internet. Still have nightmares about it.
>>539288676>how much consoomer slop can I cram into the frame with my oversized fat body?
Which is more likely?>Hollywood production company, already in the hole for the better part of a billion dollars, spends ANOTHER quarter of a billion on a conspiracy to buy their own tickets and larp as a box office hit even though this will mean they lose out on any tax advantages of floppingOr>Slop consoomers consoom slop
>>539287262Yeah it's just like the Mafia "payola" scams of yore. If you can psyop people to think you sold 1.1 million tickets/albums but you only sold 100k, you can use the fake 1 million sales to launder money through a compromised music label or movie studio
>>539292069Literally both at the same time.
>>539292069No the "ticket sales" are launder money, they never actually sold the tickets, they just claim they did and the dirty money is laundered as proceeds of non-existent ticket sales
>>539290668Yes and yes. Imagine how much money they dumped for advertising that dumpster fire, or in post production, etc.Now imagine you're a studio that made a deal with the director and subsidized the film casting decisions for ESG logic. >"Mr. Nolan we will guarantee that the box office will sell out, regardless of wuality, as long as you take our choices into consideration during production we guarantee you will clear $50 on this film, and we will finance your next 2 films and let you have total creative control ::coughcoughbutyouneedtoaddablacktrannyineachcoughcough:: Deal?"Do you REALLY think Nolan wanted to cast bongo bongo as Helen of Troy? The entire premise is retarded, it's only logical if you're getting a subsidy somewhere. I've described this concept before and it's really nothing new, all these newer films are pure propaganda or AI capture harvests from a production standpoint, the films themselves lately are unusually shitty and it's too many films from too many studios to be anything but a cohencidence.If only you knew how bad things really are
>>539287352This. White rednecks are so dumb. All white people are like hillbillies compared to superior Indians. I should know, I am a white woman who left my husband for superior Indian man. Indians are warrior philosophers and white men are cave men by comparison. The odyssey is so popular bc it stars an Indian man and not a puny stupid white hillbilly. Pic rel is my new Indian boyfriend and he is just AVERAGE when it comes to Indian men. How little Timmy gonna compete with that???
>>539290937nobody with a sense of self-worth and a brain, no>unfortunatelyyou know what im about to imply
>>539292752> Do you REALLY think Nolan wanted to cast bongo bongo as Helen of Troy?They also have to cast a minority as a main character if you want to be eligible for an oscar. And its possible they can't claim Pedro Pascal as a minority so went the all in direction.
>>539292572That's not how money laundering works you moron. There is also no reason to do complex 3rd party money shuffles past a theater system for a Hollywood production. When studio accounting with vertical integration is already tilting everythin in the studio's favor profit wise.The idea you think Universal Pictures, a 50 billion dollar company, has dirty illegal money (from what? Arms sakes to China?) they just can't find a way to bring in house....... except with wide spread fraud on a USA wide scale using blockbuster films is rather comical..If theaters where empty we would be seeing proof. More than trust me bro social media posts.
>>539288643>the end of cultural Marxism in cinemaLets not be naive. It will only be a hibernation of cultural marxism and these faggots will keep trying to sneak it in.Stay vigilant and do not compromise when they make a couple good movies and then start putting this garbage back in piece-by-piece to see how much you'll tolerate
>>539287621Same thing happened with some Marvel movie a couple years back, entire theatres appearing sold out online but wagies taking pictures of essentially empty cinemas. Movies are obviously money laundering vehicles anymore but it's getting to be too much to ignore.
I don't know one single person, at all, who has gone to see this movie.There is no way this film is selling the tickets they claim to
>>539293220Universal Studios is connected to the Bronfmans, the top Jewish Mafia family in Canada, they started with brothels and booze running during prohibition, also connected to Epstein, the Rothschilds and NXIVM. Bronfmans take dirty money from illicit sources, give it to Universal, Universal reports the income as "a bazillion (fake) ticket sales," money is now clean and belongs to the Bronfman's company. Simple as.
>>539287262I saw the movie on opening day, and there were 6 people including me and my gf. And I ordered the tickets 3 hours before an at that point no one else had reserved any seats. Two people left during the film because they were bored. I was also surprised that the movie didn’t have much movie merch. Just some custom but extremely boring popcorn buckets. Every other film had way more merch. I thought that was kinda weird. And the theatre obviously thought it was going to be a big hit showing it in the largest room. I saw the next day that it was moved to the smallest room with about 20 seats lol. I also think it’s strange that it has such a big user review score on rotten tomatoes when I see an overwhelming amount of half a star. But almost every single 5 star is from a verified account, so are they keeping the non-verified accounts from affecting the average?Also a lot of verified accounts giving 5 stars, but no other movie reviews. Only this one. Anyways. The movie was boring and a complete waste of time. Norwegian reviewers said it was the new interstellar lol. I wish I saw scary movie instead.
>>539293814red cross bought truckloads to try and bribe people into giving blood, lots of other money laundering shit too.
AND I WOULD DO ANYTHINGGGGG FOR YOUUUUUUUU
>>539289317What's up with all the sharty posters recently?Did your hugbox shithole get shutdown?
>>539290472It's been heavily rumpured alot especially over the last 10 years with Disney remakes and marvel movies
>>539290528Brown immigrants are the #1 reason people hate brown immigrants.
>>539294712Lol Surprised they even have that type of filter
>>539287262Ah, I remember the Captain Marvel ticket fraud that was proven true several years later.Same with this nolan jew garbage? Absolutely believable.
>>539295207>Captain Marvel ticket fraudWhat happened with that?
>>539294712but i wontwatchthat.. no, i won't watch that
>>539291188Presumably the point is to be entertained, if they are entertaining, and not watch yourself (or with others) if someone you generally agree with doesn't like it. Critical Drinker isn't very funny, though, so I don't understand the appeal.
Who fucking cares?
babbys first noticing
>>539293567I remember the same thing happening with Sound of Freedom, as well. Try to buy a ticket online for some screenings and tickets were sold out, but when people went to see the crowds all they got were empty theatres.
When you realize that the world today is mostly fake and gay this shouldn't surprise you that they are buying tickets just to make it look like people are watching this stupid movie.
>>539293567Captain Marvel iirc. There's been a few other examples over the last half decade, too.
>>539296623All the good stuff has been scrubbed from google now, how odd. I should've saved a few links, oh well.All I could still find is an older summary of sortshttps://boundingintocomics.com/movies/two-anonymous-disney-executives-reveal-steps-were-take-to-mitigate-any-troll-effect-on-captain-marvel
>>539287262of course it's fake it's consensus generation. have media assets announce that the movie is making so much money or is so good and hope that retarded normies buy in and show up. of course it barely works anymore because all industries are suffering the effects of the competency crisis
>>539288869you are an irrelevant shit hole though? one American city generates more revenue than your entire nation could
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>>539289307>I'm a big fan of watching white women with big breast.we all our jeet bro it's a universal male trait except niggers who like baboon ass
>>539287262Same thing happened with captain marvel. They know when a movie is a flop and if it's one of their key releases they buy the tickets themselves.
>>539288869Umm it’s called acting stupid chud
>>539298319Somehow my tax dollars are paying for these tickets aren't they. It involves (((Hollywood))) after all..
>>539287262I thought it was only 51 million in sales like… yesterday?
>>539287352>who can't appreciate good cinema.>Nolan>good cinema
>>539298669Scientology is just a money laundering scheme the feds use to launder money. Scientology taking over Hollywood is completely coincidental, goyim. The Simpsons is still on the air because it's popular, not because half the cast worships L Ron Hubbard. Ignore the fact glowniggers recruit Scientologists deliberately. Scientology's coffers go directly into media manipulation, blackmail collection, smear campaigns, and MKultra research
>>539287262The riggers are now rigging movies too
>>539287465Lefties are always so crass.Gear is gender affirming care you biggot.
>>539287262They said the same thing about captain marvel
>>539287465Brown hands typed this
>>539287465>>539287522So easy to spot mad leftists, they can't help but use grifter incorrectly.
They dumped the plastic props into a protected zone of the italian sea by the way, which they even made a comtract saying they would not specifically do that.
