https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/20/food/mini-bottle-trend-alcohol
>peanut butter whiskeyif you drink this or anything similar, kill yourself. i'll stick to old reliable
>>539289729Loose Lips Drink Sips
>>539289729>Shrinkflation is trendy and fun... and that's a GOOD THINGYou don't hate "journalists" enough
The only alcohol enjoyable is an ice cold pale ale on a hot day with a ham and Swiss. Anything else is just some try hard gas lighting.Maybe a hot choccy with peppermint shine or schnapps.
>>539289938you have weird tastes. Pale Ales and especially IPA's are overpriced slop btw
Year by year the products become smaller, of less quality, and more expensive
>>539289729A mickey costs a handles worth
>>539289938But... What about Nordsø Olie? I enjoy that (in moderation).But it's neither of what you mentioned.
>>539289729Why save the liquid Jew business?
stop drinking alcohol
>>539289912It's booze not beer. A mixed drink doesn't need to be 12oz unless you're a lightweight.
>>539289801this. drink big or don't bother at all. you're going to need it when working around all the gaslighting, bullshit and lying you'll be encountering. plus it helps to top up after particularly bullshit days.
Women owe me sex.
>>539290011Heh yeah I'm just being a shit, there plenty more enjoyable out there but I hate the pretentiousness of alcohol. And you're right about IPAs, dales pale ale is my go to.>>539290098I forgot about herbals, gin or jagermeister are the American go to but I enjoy ouzo as well. Will keep an eye out for your stuff you mentioned.
>>539289912>alcoholics are downsizing to 'nips to beat inflation!
>he still drinks the liquid jewGood goy
>>539289912It's not shrinkflation dipshit, that little can is 35% ABV. Zoomers just don't want to chug 2L of beer to get a buzz, that shit is for uncs. >>539290843>stillSo it was fine when you did it. But now that you're in your insufferable sober loser era you can't wait to tell everyone how bad it is. lol
>>539289729Men can't even afford to drink enough to beat their wives
>>539289938Delicious wine pairings are a staple of fine dining. You're missing out.
>>539290926Everyone deserves a 2nd chance jew. I will never succumb to poison again
Drinking is an uncool old people thing now. Practically nobody under 30 does it anymore.
>>539290485>you're right about IPAs, dales pale ale is my go to.for me it's true bock, especially maibock. It's hard to find real ones in the states but they do exist.
>>539290926>that little can is 35% ABVenhance, looks more like 7% to me chang
>>539290926>35% ABVlmao no this is pre-mixed slop
>>539289729so the same thing that happened to soda companies? back in the 90s-00s the profit margins on a 2l bottle was what floated the company. now its the mini bottles that have the highest profit margin for them.
>>539289729Meanwhile, in Japan
>>539289729>nigger clawsWhat compels a company to take pictures of their product that instantly turns humans off of it?
>>539289729>I bought a large bottle of whiskey and have a shot every now and again
>>539289938>pale aleIs that what you and your boyfriend drink, you faggot? Drink a mans drink. Give me some fucking Bacardi and Coke or a Negroni. Fucking queer.
>shrinkflation is actually.. LE GOOD?you don't hate kike journalism enough lol
>>539290416Go take it then. Either that or start with some boys. Throw your own Diddy party, nigga.
>>539290011If your beer is cheap it's probably real goyslop, don't take this post as I am trying to suggest beer should be expensive. But stuff that is not mass produced is just more expensive.Saying all IPAs are shit is kinda a retarded take, in many places it is close to the price of lager with superior flavour.You don't have to like it of course, I grew up drinking mostly Belgian heavy on sugar and alcohol beers, nowadays I prefer mostly IPAs or similar, though I do avoid the really overpriced stuff since I am Dutch and therefore Jew adjecent
>>539291818Holy shit are you joking? That's literally what faggots drink
>>539292342I'm Sicilian and English. I don't drink this American junkie alcoholic bullshit because I'm not some low class piece of shit. Give me something high end or eat my dick the long way, fucking Muslim pussy. Go put a prayer rug down in the McDonalds and eat my ass, nigger
>>539292298>beer>expensivelmao nigger please. Beer is for poors.
>>539291277bayern maibock 7%abv by the best microbrewery in the PNW
>>539292557Its all relative, retard.Do you just buy any car because cars are not expensive?If I want a case of beer it goes up quickly if they're 10 a can Vs 1-2. I can afford it, but I don't want to.
>>539292532Ah so you are brown and gay, got it.
>turns you into a land whale >fucks your tomorrow up adhd meds are way better. zoomers are based for not drinking. consumption of it will decrease and decrease regardless how hard they try to push.
>>539292532ew a spaghettimutt
>>539292872>Do you just buy any car because cars are not expensive?Non sequitur. I don't drink beer because I'm not white trash or some nigger. Even spics aren't so stupid to drink beer. So that essentially makes you a white trash or a nigger. Go get your tall boy Natty Daddy, you fucking reject. >>539292899Literally Sicilian by my father and over 60% English on my mothers side. I could become a dual citizen. Can you, you Moroccan faggot?
>>539289729the main customer group for these mini bottle drinks, here in Germany, are middle aged womenI travel to my job by train and there are some regulars (women 30+) who always start drinking on the way homesmall wine bottles, small alc cans, etc. etc.
>>539292899>picThat's true, actually.
>>539293008Your aunt loves it, chud
Ew why would they put a smelly nigger hand in that ad? Now I don't want to touch that alcohol. Dirty dirty nigger touched it.Ewwwwwww....
>>539289729>Screwball found success with its 100 millimeter cans>MillimeterLol
>>539293015No, Netherlands doesn't allow dual citizenship unless you are from a third world country.So you just admit you are a mutt, enjoy being both partially Italian mutt and whatever other mystery meat mutt.Fyi Muslims don't drink, so you are all sorts of retarded
>>539291347No, that says 70 proof which is 35% ABV (roughly equivalent to your IQ). >>539291506Pic related, mong>>539291136Yet you can't stay away from alcohol threads.>2nd chanceI'm guessing you're on your 20th or so chance. Soon to be 21st.
>>539289729I make all of my alcohol in 5 gallon buckets. All you need is some frozen fruit, sugar, and yeast. It's super cheap and tastes good. Nothing like a blueberry cordial and a slice of cheesecake.
>>539293140Why would I give a fuck about the Netherlands? I can dual citizen US/UK, retard.
>>539293140>muslims don't drinkRight sure. Have you ever been in a mosque before? I already knew you were some sandnigger
>>539290926You could just buy a whole bottle of liquor and use a little bit at a time, probably ends up costing much less.
>>539291633>plastic bottleDisgusting
>>539293195I don't really get why you are mentioning what mutt origin you have, I mentioned Netherlands because that's my citizenship, I moved here for nature.
>>539293215No, haven't been in one, is it any good? Only churches for me.
>>539289729Alcohol is bad for you.
>>539293310What's your country of origin?
>>539293394They're pretty cool. Their food is amazing too.
>>539289729>peanut butter whiskeyAbsolutely kys
>>539293443Netherlands ? I don't know if I have any other heritage all my grandfathers etc. we know off have been from the Netherlands as well.
>>539293310dont feed the troll anymore bro.beer is an engineering puzzle.wine requires lots of land, money, and time.liquor is a hard drug on par with meth in terms of long term damage90%abv is an industrial organic solvent very useful in hobby chemistry and apothecary medicine
>>539292298omnipollo is not easy to find in the US and when you do, it's almost always something like $15 or more a can. I've only had a few but they were extremely sugary. However, anything priced that high should really be in a bottle. I wouldn't spend $50 on a bottle of wine with a screw cap, same should apply to beer.
>>539293625Interesting the ones they make now are usually not sweet at all, mostly neipa or similar
>>539293496This is what I drink, it's the only good thing to come out of France
>>539293496this is the baseline for fine liquor, anything less is blended slop. i do like blended irish whisky tho, but it is crackhead tier drinking
>>539291818>Drink a mans drink. >Give me some fucking Bacardi and Cokebaka
>>539289729I thought all this talk about the alcohol industry losing big money was bullshit or greatly exaggerated but I saw a vodka advertisement for seniors the other day so I guess there's some truth to all of it kek
>>539289729They're useful for BYOB parties and flights
>>539289729This would make me kill each can in one drink.
>>539289912It's to beat open container laws.Then we end up with picrel along any major thoroughfare. Any nigger caught throwing these should be summarily executed.
This is what you need.>straight>from the bottle>at room temperatureAnything less and you might as well be a teetotaler.
>>539293821That's acceptable.
>>539293678last one I had was a bottled bourbon barrel imperial stout, which was very sugary, and overall pretty god, but too expensive to buy againthe craft/import beer selection started tanking maybe a year or two before covid and hasn't recovered
>>539294215Ah right I typically skip those. Those are very sweet indeed. It's a small brewery.
>>5392942152010s were a good time for craft beer. They don’t make dick anymore.
>>539293402So is being gay but there you are
>>539291633>black nikkaJAPAN NO
>>539289729If zoomers do drink they drink shit like this or hard seltzers they don't even drink right.
>>539293625>I wouldn't spend $50 on a bottle of wine with a screw cap, same should apply to beer.I know a lot of people think this was but Giaconda is one of the best wines I've ever had and comes in a screwcap bottlesame with Tolpuddle
>>539289729whatsuhhhh ml you dumb vpnkike
>>539289729>>539289912I like it when big brands put out mini-bottles, because then I can try the stuff without wasting $20/$30/$50 on some huge bottle.For example, I'd been hearing about Sailor Jerry's Rum for years but didn't want to waste money if it wasn't decent. Finally my grocery store had a mini of it in their little turntable thing, so I grabbed one for something like $6. Turns out it sucks, so after drinking half of it I used the rest as a printbed cleaner for my 3D printer. I think the sugars remaining in the rum helped prints stick better.
>>539293286Why
>>539295473i couldve told you that m8
>>539289938I saw IPA's in tiny can format at the liquor store yesterday. The humanity.>picrel
>>539293496>highlandYou utter pussy.
>>539295360yeah theres npthing inherintly wrong with a screw cap. for young wine like pinot it is preferred.if you wanna shelf a bottle for a few years you want natural cork (not composite)
>>539289912I hate them
>>539294077>neat German mixing rumchrist
>>539293821Absolute garbage. You are a true absinthe newfag. Surprised you didn't post King of spirits. Jade or nothing. Picrel
>>539289729cans are great in all sizeswe should have more choice
>>539289729>peanut butter whiskey unacceptable
>>539296673isn't that illegal here?>the US lifted its ban in 2007I did not know this. imma check this shit out
>>539295793Finally someone posted the best whiskey ever made. Although if you can grab an independent bottling thats better. I nabbed a few a while back.Also its one whiskey that is better sniffed than drank. Can't get enough of it.
>>539289729(((Valinsky)))
>>539293496for me its this with some doubles. heaven on earth does exist
>>539296673Never had it, I'll give it a shot
>>539289729>peanut butter whiskey
>>539289801It’s good as little desert drink to sip on or mix with a hot beverage. But it’s gotten really popular so now they’re just throwing it in everything
>>539289938>pale For me it’s Amber ale or nuthin
>drinking the liquid jew.
>>539290011This, IPA tastes like ass.Give me a Dunkelbier.
>>539289729Doesn't India have a billion thirsty?
>>539291633>A new contender has appeared!
>>539291633>You can't suffer in Japanwhy did I have to born in roachland. Everything is worse and there is not a single good thing about this shithole.
>>539289729coke started doing the same shit, started selling 200ml cans
>>539291633>not buying Black Nikka instead.
>>539300422Will this make me go blind?
>>539301131>Sierra Leone>best before Dec 2012Nah, it will kill you long before you go blind.
>>539295516PET bottles in general are bad as they give you Antimony. Various shits seep out into the drink and alcohol likely dissolves more of the plastic than mineral water. and it affects the taste.This is why only the cheapest garbage with a short shelf life comes in PET.
>>539293283Zoomers don't want to carry a fifth around, they don't have cars or anything. They like having these little cans while they run around at night. Pic related is also big with zooms
>>539299156For me, it's hefeweissbier-dunkel.I'm partially taking the piss because the name sounds funny but also it is a really nice style
>>539291633To all amerifats in the thread
>>539291633
>>539289938Bro you are the definition of try hard.
>>539304053for me, it'sBLACKNIKKA
MALPKAS IS CLEAR SIGN SOCIETY IS COLLAPSING
>>539297187I was ordering bottles of absinthe from Europe before the ban was lifted to here in the US.>>539298794Yes French and Swiss are some of the best. Jade is by far some of the best made in the world. Distilled in France in copper alembic stills made I believe by Gustav Eiffel.
Alberta premium rye is great for its price, if you see it and you like rye's at all, check it out. It's among the cheapest whiskeys available but it's genuinely decent. If you have the taste for rye that is. If you do not specifically like rye whiskeys, there is no curing that until your palate ages into it. I don't mean that in a shitty way it's just the way our bodies work. If you're an adult and you haven't had whiskey in years, try some! Maybe you've already changed and you don't know it.
i dont like this change from drinking until youre passed out on the street to "im drinking for the buzz" like its a stimulant
>>539289801i bet niggers are sticking bbc into you
>>539289801I stuck to old reliable and it gave me a heart attack and now I need a heart transplant.
>>539304871>Nigger>Homoerotic fantasy Shocking
>>539289729>size deflation hides inflationone should buy in bulk
I used to drink a 26 of vodka or 15 beer a day. I stopped a decade ago.
>>539305259america loves niggers though and you can't deny thisdid you forgot the blm summer of 2020 so quickly?
>>539304871Kek that whore dropped to her knees cause she knew the nigga wasnt pulling out.
>>539304141bought this crap online, im only calling it crap because i paid 2x what some fucking water headed jap would pay for this absolute devine liquor in jap land there is no reason to not be drinking this stuff 24/7 you can take it anywhere its unassuming and it doesnt taste like shit and it hits liek a dream
>>539289729Who the fuck buys these? They're so expensive for what you get it's ridiculous. Just get a big bottle of whatever and some mixer and save yourself a fortune.
>>539305173I guess your heart wasn’t as reliable as vodka is. I used to be homeless and vodka was the only way for me to get enough sleep and stay functional through abject loneliness
>>539305521Damn this eurokike loves niggers!
>>539305521America loves tokens for diversity. America treats tokens like kings and the race like shit
>>539289729>black handahahahah
>>539302606Those things are fucking awful, nobody used to drink them besides dumb college chicks, no idea how they got popular
>>539307440I can't buy the big bottles because I have no self control
>>539307623yep i noticed that in 2020kfc ceo was washing shoes of niggers toopublicly on a stage in front of other whites
>>539307555you doi'm just pointing out the factsamerican white boys love rap music among many other things - list is longjust look at nick fuentes music playlist for a start
>>539307544Apparently I have a gene that doctors believe causes reduced blood flow. My left ventricle is 15%>. My dad got the exact same diagnosis as me at the same time. I beat the old man in alcoholism by 26 years.
>>539308045Euronigger is indeed a niggerHow stereotypical
>>539308257It's not me who worships niggers and nigger culture. IN fact, American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. Their women fuck niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of Protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.
Japan has had these for a while. With sake and beer. All the homeless get drunk for $1 of the sake cups.I imagine it will eventually sell cheap booze for the homeless in the US too.
>>539307555Also, American social norms also revolve around niggers: everyone has to prove how not "racist" they are by saying good things about niggers and bad mouthing niggers is considered a social suicide. It is forbidden to say anything bad about niggers, even if it is true. Both of the political parties Americans have: Republicans and Democrats try to pander to niggers, demonstrate how much they love niggers, try to appear more full of niggers than they already are and accuse the opposing party of the greatest societal taboo: "racism", which is opposition to niggers. It is a clever political tactic to demonstrate your unconditional love of niggers, pose with niggers, pander to niggers, as to evade any criticism because that criticism could be labeled as dislike for niggers after you have demonstrated your unconditional love of niggers. It is considered virtuous to help niggers, love niggers, pander to niggers, grovel before niggers.
>>539308367Too gay;didnt read
>>539307850Same way pic related got popular with zoomers. They like sweet colorful things they can consoom and throw on the ground.
>>539308417No one is reading your nigger/america obsessed novella faggot
>>539308468Americans bow to their nigger God and give it tithes and offerings of welfare and praise. Like monkeys, Amerigoblins copy niggers and their dances and frivolities as their daughters worship nigger "rappers" in a dance ritual called "twerking". The sons cower in fear of niggers as if they are a vengeful force of nature and pray their nigger prayers in the form of "gang signs". Whereas the normal human is repulsed by the Negro, the Amerimutt kisses their feet and is aroused by their presence, so much so, they import niggers by the bushel from the worst shitholes in Africa. They construct niggerdomes to grovel at the niggers feet and repent for their "sins" against niggers. American history has started and will end with a nigger.
>>539308526Tl;dr
>>539300422for me, it's speedzone
if you're not butt chugging methanol everyday you're a sissy liberal cuck
>>539308561>>539308513keep worshipping your niggers
>>539309132Stay gay euronig
>>539308415the best part is beer vending machines, sadly you need a japanese id to use them though.
>>539309132crazy thing is she met that guy at churchor maybe not so crazyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ueZhvUBI2s
>>539309273we don't allow here random niggers to roam around in cafes naked and put their dicks in random people's mouthsin america it's so common that average people have accepted that it can happen any moment and you can't resist because it's racist
>>539304053>>539304141my brother visited the distillery in nippon and as he was going over the story his wife had a concerned scowl because I lost it after he told me about black nikka kek
>>539309500Not a big deal, when 7/11 is just around the corner.
Tito's when I want it cleanMaker's when I want it to hurtEither way I'm drinking about 3 and straight to a little dancing and a lot of raw monkey sex with my womant. 38 years old white male
>>539290143After we sober up, we can start putting Jews in the ground.
>>539289729fuck boomer juice. A reprat drunk killed some of my family and I will never forgive or forget. you stupid fucking drunks, fuck you all, i hope you die for what you have done to others all so you can numb ur shit-filled npc brain of yours. and you drunks are the most annoying, the most insufferable fucking faggots i have ever met
>>539289912came to say this. fuck kikes
>>539309601What a dumbass euronigYou just gobble up whatever propaganda the media feeds youWw3 cant start soon enough
>>539311352Nah I'm cool
>>539292298IPAs taste like you’re drinking grass
>>539312220All flesh is grass, anon
>>539312220and thats a good thing
>>539295602You tried it as a 3D printer bed cleaner too?
>>539298349Same guy you replied to, my IP and hence ID changed because mobile internet.You mean the 2011 number 3 bottling? Yeah, that stuff is AMAZING. I still have one bottle left. It's all thanks to /ck/, someone there posted that all the bottles had been shipped, so I immediately hit the liquor store I'd bought it at and bought their entire remaining stock.It is absolutely perfect. Smells like a campfire. Tastes like a campfire. Aftertaste of a campfire lasts for hours. It's a perfect smoky flavor that is just pure pleasure.I bought a bottle of the #17 last year and it tasted like they'd used a bunch of creosote-soaked fenceposts. Damn near undrinkable. :-(
>>539308415States in the U.S. love their liquor tax revenue too much.
>>539308526>>539308417JFC dude BUY AN AD.
>>539289938>Drinks beerMight as well just start taking estrogen, you are off to a good start with those gay IPA's
>>539289729microtransactions for alcohol. they'll end up selling more than before because people are retarded even before they drink
>>539289729>100mm cansWhen did liquids start being measured in units of length?
>>539289801is this the thread?
>>539302606You'd need to drink a few to catch a buzz, seems kind of dumb
>>539289729The reality of booze is you get to drink it in your 20s and maybe also your 30s but then it will start creating health problems that are impossible to avoid. The idea of drinking cultures is an illusion. At best, lifelong drinkers drink *a drink or two* only *every once in a while*. Historically beer was like 2-3%.There’s no such thing as just being able to drink for your whole life. If you avoid liver damage through absolute weekends drinking discipline, you will experience kindling and lose the ability to get a buzz or drink even a little alcohol to relax.
Sorry but my vice will forever be THC. A tasty edible that gets me high for 6 hours with no harsh after-effects will always beat a couple hour sloppy drunkeness that may end in a day long hangover and me having to vomit.
>>539296673How much do you drink before you start hallucinating?I tried and just got drunk and sick.
>>539314634Yeah it's very fucked up for the people who fall for drinking culture when they find out they have advanced liver disease.
>>539289729Alcohol is great because it allows you to handle a shitty life for the most part, hate to say it but its true, at least for me. Its not about money in my case, well it is, but its not the main thing, just life in general and its why i drink. But I dont do it like my coworkers who drink every day after work, only weekends. I used to drink every other day or have a beer or two a day after work, but ive dialed it back. I guess I see why gen z doesn't drink, they have nothing worth losing, and as backwards as that sounds, its the truth. Little cans are gay personally, they look cool but id rather just have a regular can.
>>539290057>Chartreusenigga they still make it
>>539289801Someone gave me one of those little can, and I was surprised how not shit it was. But you know it's not quality. Never actually bought anything. I make wine.
>>539293138No wonder America can't into metric
You retards might actually lose your virginity if you would ever go out and get shitfaced drunk. I can't tell you how many times I got completely blacked out drunk and have absolutely no idea what happened and don't remember anything between being at a bar with my friends to then suddenly realizing I'm sucking on some naked girl's tits or being balls deep in pussy. It can be unpredictable though. Sometimes you magically teleport to getting laid, other times you wake up in jail or an ICU with no idea how you got there either.
>>539290165fpbp. fuck drunks.
Rhinelander was doing that forever until the kongflu and they stop for some odd reason.
>>539295793>>539298349my fuckin niggas
>>539317751>How much do you drink before you start hallucinating? That only happened back in the 1890-1915 era absinthe to absolute whinos drinking cheap absinthe artificially colored with dangerous heavy metals. Absinthe will not make you "trip balls". Good absinthe for me gives you a kind of clear headed drunkiness. Can give you some pep and creativity. Any absinthe that promotes tripping or other nonsense is garbage. A great absinthe in America is Mansinthe, of Marilyn Manson fame. Quite good actually.
>>539296673>>539297187>>539298794>>539317751That is pure kool aid. Doesn't have any wormwood in it, that's why it can be sold to burgerclaps.Anything labeled Absinthe today is 100% fake.Probably just a mix with creme de menthe.I know something about absinthe because I sold a sterling silver absinthe spoon on eBay 20 years ago.
>>539320707You might as well drink Mountain Dew you idiot.
>>539292532>I'm Sicilian and...fucked by the moors that invaded, and moors is another word for niggers. sicilian = nigger blood. sicilian mafia crime bullshit? Nigger genes? Hey, it checks right the fuck out.>TL;DR ---> (you) are a nigger
>>539321084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klZ0u1dzJAQI suspect this scene is the reason a lot of people like to spread the rumors of absinthe's effects and potency. It was fun to ignore the context and imagine you were Johnny Depp for a moment because your buddy brought back some liquor with a "not legal for commercial import to US" sticker on it.
>>539311352>A reprat drunk killed some of my family andpoint of order, what is "reprat"
>>539289729Small cans are for fags. This aint going to work. Smaller cans wont entice zoomers to drink.
>>539309601what, in the ever loving fuck...only on /pol/ could I see this shit.
>>539289729These are drunk almost exclusively by alcoholics who want to drink in public but don't want to get another open container charge.
>>539289729This shit probably costs like $10 per can, meanwhile in Japan you can get all sorts of booze easily in any konbini for a cheap price
more energy usedmore wastemuh climateHOLY MONEY HOLY LOVE
>>539299031>249 KB> >>539289729 (OP)> >peanut butter whiskeyi make my own wine, vodka, liquor. The banana liquor? Had zero "banana flavor". I would have had to mix in something to provide banana flavoring. I next tried the banana wine, and it didn't have any banana flavor to it, again not without adding something to it. On that note, I doubt the peanut butter whiskey tastes like peanut butter. and if it does? It was added later.
>>539314634My right eye basically quits working and I get a headache after 1 beer now, shit sucks
>>539321084We've had real absinthe legally since 2007 faggot, and before that you could buy it as "souvenirs"
>>539289729No. They’ll charge more for less. My reckless ass would just shotgun them ho’s. I definitely would a died from poisoning if those were around in my 20’s. It’ll be wonderful to see the zoomers shotgun these, die, then alco industry in eye-deep in litigation. Make. It. Happen.
>>539289729Easier for socioeconomic factors to shoplift.
>>539289729It just means no one wants to commit to a full bottle of garbage.
>>539323292AI OverviewTo be officially classified and labeled as absinthe today, the spirit must contain actual wormwood. However, because regulations vary:The European Union: Allows up to 35 mg/L of thujone.The United States: Requires the spirit to be thujone-free (less than 10 parts per million), meaning it relies on wormwood for flavor, but modern regulations filter out almost all thujoneThe compound thujone, historically associated with wormwood, is present in trace, safe amounts, not hallucinogenic.>thujone free>safe amounts>not hallucinogenicAs I said, Kool Aid.
Small bottles of high-proof liquor is good actually.For the weak stuff it's completely pointless but there's plenty of stuff where the little bottles are great.>>539308415There's honestly nothing wrong with this small stuff if it doesn't have some absurd markup, but I never even bother with vending machiens in america that charge 10x what the can's worth. >>539314634Grains stress your liver juts as much, if not more, than alcohol. I can drink a bottle of wine and be fine the next day, if I eat too many grains I'm out of it for a couple days.Yeah they're both toxic but the average person is poisoning themselves so much already that alcohol is only like 1/4 of the problem.
>>539317751Absinthe is complete bullshit, you can go pick wormwood (a common weed that grows nearly everywhere, granted thujone varies a lot between strains) and it'll have more of the actual psychoactive compounds than any liquor you can find, you just brew a strong tea with it and drink a few cups.I've had it weak and strong, did mildly something maybe? Not enough that I was ever impressed. Probably slightly stronger than chamomile in terms of the drug's strength.
>>539289801I drink sheep dog, its peanut butter whiskey, same strength as usual whisky.I dont care what you think. Ill continue drinking it.
>>539289729>100mm cansI think that's banned by the ATF or something.
>>539291818>Drink a mans drink>Bacardi and Coke>NegroniSit down my Californian friend
>>539289729>alcoholDisgusting
>>539295602I'm with him, honestly. The search for a cheap white rum with a clean flavor profile for mixing had me going through some terrible brands before eventually setting on plastic handles of cap.
>>539293970kek, I always see little bottles on the ground by where the mail man parks his mail truck
>>539321084Whats funny is that it is perfectly fine for us to have wormwood in alcohol as vermouth, its banned specifically in absinthe and other spirits.
>>539323955Americans are spiritually jewish and intestinally homosexual
>>539314634>There’s no such thing as just being able to drink for your whole lifelol, this man doesn't know mechanics and hard laborers
>>539289912Based Noticer Kek
>>539300422I would, just for the hell of it.
>>539289729kek you know it’s actually funny if you think ai on various sites like jewtube shorts spewing misinformation enough for normies that reading faggot journalists babble nonsense to sell shrinkflation isn’t going to go unnoticed anymore. It’s almost like they’re deliberately setting the stage for everyone to snap out of jew shit.. but why
>>539290951Big Booze doesn't want you to know this but you can beat your wives for free
>>539326713it's true, women in england actually hate having to beat their husbands.
>>539289729For me, its Mad Dog 2020, what real mother fuckers drink
whiskey in a can.. its just a novelty item. moshe will put it his hotels minibars and charge $50 a popbible's complimentary tho
>>539327025I drank so much md2020, Mad dog was my college nickname. Always orange jubilee or bling bling
>>539289729shrinkflation
ALCOHOL AND DRUG CONSUMPTION IS A JEWISH TOOL DESIGNED TO NAME THE WHITE MAN INTO CATTLE
Aren't smaller cans more expensive to produce? It seems like the ratio of fluid to metal required to contain it gets worse as the can gets smaller. The aluminum surely is more expensive than the sugar water inside of the cans too. It's also significantly more dense which means that each truck contains fewer units by weight to sell to customers. This increases transportation costs.
>>539289729for me? it will always be grenades...
>>539289729Just brew your own booze. Shit's easy and cheap enough after the initial investment.
>>539302606>the only balls left on the modern 'male' zoomer are alcopop filledThe absolute state of it
>>539289729I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever drink spirits from a can. You'll probably die.
>>539327546Hard alcohol doesn't usually get shipped in that size range. It's either large bottles or those tiny little ones you get on planes. Traditionally this was stuff that would be packaged in glass, so these are going to be lighter to transport even with the different ratios. So this is more of a try at a new market than a size change. They're trying to ride the coattails of those hard seltzer drinks.
>>539327565which spirit should I start with?
>>539289729Only if it's half the price of a regular can and not just 25%. Also think new drinkers would want to drink for the taste above all so maybe more juice options would be beneficial.
>>539327546well yeah, but a can you can sell is more cost effective than one you can't
>>539327839Beer or cider
>>539289801Yes ma'am sister good ol bud light and some backer
>>539289912Journalists haven't been worth a shit since before CNN existed.
>>539327804also current culture with social media and having the new, cool, hot thing whatever that thing is. This is a different sized container, looks high end, makes others go ooow whats that? others already familiar with the seltzer drinks and buzz balls would be more receptive and want to try something different, looks good in photos. This is also pushed by things like trading cards like baseballs/pokemon with the ultra super rare 10/10 or even 1/1 cards, being unique with clothing or having the only this or the ultra rare funko pop. usually because people are boring and make their lives around various products and talking about them then themselves but i digress this drink will be popular for a while blah blah
>>539309500no you dont
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>>539299156Amber Ale is good but I'll always prefer a nice Porter.
>>539308482Bro its just the markers you used to huff as a kid. You know the ones.
>>539299650>>539290011>>539289938>>539295776>>539291277you do realize that the only reason that pale ales taste like they do is because they had to put hops in them to prevent them from spoiling on ships as they were being exported to india, right? the reason pale ales became popular was because hipsters from the PNW and norcal saw actual blue collar workers drinking them because it's downstream of the crabbing/fishing culture of the area and completely missed the context that hopped beer tastes like absolute shitthere's absolutely zero reason to have hops in a beer in the modern year unless it's an unfiltered and unpasteurized beer, and hops is a bastardization of brewing with modern canning and bottling techniques
>>539327025Bling Bling Blue Raspberry is where its at. Night Train for the purists>t. Former bum wine enthusiast.
>>539291633Oh god, Japan, are you ok? Do you wanna talk or something?
>>539323955>thujoneShut your stupid mouth. Heckin thujone isn't gonna make you trip balls. You've no idea what you're talk about Jr. How many King of spirits bottles have you drunk claiming to have tripped balls to your friends? I've been drinking Absinthe since you were in Pampers™
>>539328469>Peak try hard spaghetti response >Pale ales taste different due to historical reasonsNo shit>People saw other people drinking them , tried them and liked them so they became popularNo shit>Something about something and bottling????? Who cares taste good. If you don't like it don't drink it.
>>539304871Fucking kek.>Be random live at home manchild>Go outside and ride bike for a while to get out and get some sun like mom says to do.>A random whore appears at bus stop.>Literal nigger first in line, autist second in line counting his change>Race home to ask mom for money for "taco bell">Race back on my bike I've had since middle school with money in hand>Good didn't lose my spot In line.
>>539293523>?You type like a fag, swamp jew.
>>539304141Sadly it does not exists as written, imagine my shock at the liquor store.
>>539306954LMFAO man I could probably do a pod cast with you calling shit out like that. That guy came like a horse too.
>>539293496For me, it was sherry.
>>539327025Kek my ex was always blitzed on that crap
>>539327839Cider is very easy to make.
We need more alcoholics in the world. Everything was better when all of the politicians were alcoholics.
>>539291347>enhance, looks more like 7% to meSo it's a woman's drink...
>>539289729No.What would save the business is getting EBT to cover non-alcoholic beer.
1FUCKINGPOSTKill yourselves you stupid fucking retards.
>>539328984>I've been drinking Absinthe sinceYou sure as hell have.
>>539313500Some peaty whiskeys are all nose, no flavour, especially nothing that lingers.Sad! Laphroaig quarter cask is very nice for me but I'm not a connoisseur. Had an octdomore which didn't live up to the smell..
>>539289729Pitch it as a microdose.
>>539331215>260 repliesThis.why is OP even on the /pol/ Catalog, belongs on pleddit or /bant/
>>539290165Inshallah
The problem is despite how horrible things are people just want to be sober.
>>539300422>Gibrilla's Swim ClassSwimming pool whisky?
