>Live updates of Burnham's cabinet appointmentshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cgrkv8e8l9qt>Chris Mason: Burnham is fifth PM in four years - now he'll try to buck the trendhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr7knml2y99o>Ann Widdecombe murder suspect 'had newspaper clippings about Nigel Farage and Reform UK pinned to walls in his house'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15989201/Ann-Widdecombe-murder-suspect-newspaper-clippings-Nigel-Farage-Reform.html>Terrorist’s son launches bid to return to UK after ‘fighting for Al Qaeda’https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2230795/terrorists-son-return-uk-fighting-al-qaeda>Burnham plans new era of big statehttps://archive.ph/vfrc0>Retired UK civil servants failed by pension outsourcing, government sayshttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jul/20/retired-uk-civil-servants-failed-pension-outsourcing-government-capita>Andrew Tate and brother Tristan arrested in Miami over 38 new criminal charges in UKhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/andrew-tate-arrested-tristan-uk-charges-miami-b3017603.html>Golden era or overcapacity: Why London's private members' club boom might end in busthttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-private-members-clubs-new-opening-pembroke-b1289239.html>Andy Burnham to promise UK 'breathing room' on cost of living as he becomes PMhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-20/andy-burnham-new-uk-prime-minister-replacing-keir-starmer>Andy Burnham plans beefed-up control centre in Downing Streethttps://archive.ph/il8WV
If John is the new Chancellor and wants more money for defence and he can't find the billions he need to fund it, does that mean they will force us to work and pay taxes? I don't want to work, it was pretty comfy under mother Reeves with all the free gibs.
Anne would be rolling in her grave.
The fat nonce went to the museum with his care handlers to see mummys because he doesn't have a ma kek
shabana mahmood is mummy
Makes me appreciate the retarded grace of ar Liz
>The last Labour Chancellor called Healey had to go to the IMF for a bail-out.
>>539301355>He thinks labour can't raise tax even more
clews with the yerbshttps://rumble.com/v7d0izy-as-the-burnham-regime-begins-the-question-is-who-can-stop-them-alek-yerbury.html
Yvette Balls is the new Health Secretary
>>539301434
Why do you all pretend to be normgroids and engage in deliberation about (((politics))) as if it matters? You're going to get fucked up the arse, no lube. Always have done and always will.
>>539301289But, Howard Jones said that things can only get better.
>>539301473let's keep the language somewhat polite lad
>>539301493Sexy
>>539301289I think I see what is going on.
>>539301524>David Miliband spotted behind the camera
>>539301524>leave it ed, he’s not worth it
>>539301524>mfw I have to engage in physical contact with the goyim
WHERE IS ANGE GOING?
>>539301442What's wrong with getting a nice bail-out? We'll be able to give it to Ghana.
>Yerbury on UNN in 3 minutespic unrelated (Laws having a melty)
>>539301524why the fuck is the area around his eye so dark?has he gone goth?
>>539301355One would hope for a mass scraping of social welfare but pigs will fly.
>BREAKINF: Timothy James Byrne appointed Health Secretary
>>539301533kek
>>539301629that's a jew, had this jewish gf many years ago, she was cute but sometimes here eyes would go like that and I was repulsed
>"I’m traveling back to the balkans after spending some time with my family in the US. Landed in the UK first. I’ve been here less than 48 hours and I already want to leave. I *cannot* put my finger on it…but this place depresses the absolute hell out of me, and this is coming from someone who has been to 11 countries and lived in 3 of them. Despite London looking completely normal, having traffic, people walking, and even some sun, it seems more like a video game where everything is rendered but nothing is alive. It’s very difficult to put into words. It just feels…empty, or dull."
>>539301524>When you see someone not putting aside the rhetoric
>>539301289March of The Munters
>>539301493Remember that a nice thick bbc has been inside that>>539301612She'll be back, mother will not abandon us for long
>>539301629He's seen things you wouldn't believe (lammy counting with his fingers)
burnhams wife looks fucking weird as fuck
am in greggs lads
>>539301612I think she just wants housing.Also Housing haha, bit of political satire there.
>>539301712first port of call, going back to the side room and sorting it out once and for all
>>539301493
>>539301628>necrophile thatcherite cultBet they do wish they could get her corpse out.
am in bread lads
>>539301289she'd look nice if she lost some weight
>>539301442There have been a lot of omens in recent UK history. The Sherwood Forest tree dying, the cavalry horse soaked in blood running riderless in London, probably others I haven't thought of.
>>539301524God please save the king, that he may defend the Muslim faith and protect the sharia law. Alhamdulilah brothers.
>>539301612
>>539301446That's Reevesonomics. What John needs to do is increase welfare and not defence and win the hearts of the country.
>>539301886that white stag the police shot
>>539301785next door to zero chance
am in shed lads
>>539301773>groypers walking out of tunnel.jpg
>>539301886the sycamore gap tree (or whatever it was caused)
>>539301628The posts of Yerbury just ooze composure and poise. Laws on the other hand comes across as an emotional Thatcherite.
>All those promises Burnham made>Not a single promise talking about immigration>One of his advisors was GBnews and quickly tried to change the subject when the host brought up immigration is the number one driver of increasing rent prices, supply and demand.>Labour still won't address immigration
https://rumble.com/v7d0izy-as-the-burnham-regime-begins-the-question-is-who-can-stop-them-alek-yerbury.html
>>539301898Reeves fucked it up royally. Instead of just putting 1p on income tax she fucked around with 100 different taxes and thresholds leaving everyone feeling like they'd been personally targeted. And that should fail too, its a shit attempt at deception.
>>539301667I was offered a job on Friday so fuck it, take the bennies. I got mine for 6 years but now my NI will be paying for lazy scroungers to buy kebabs and scratch cards and I can't be having that.
>>539301886
>>539302028There is no problem to addressThe genocide of the native whites is the plan
>>539301808
>>539301932>>539301979Yep, those too. Eeerie stuff.
New article by Nick Griffin lads.https://nickgriffin544956.substack.com/p/the-seeds-of-national-revolutionThe NRP should 100% establish a trade-union branch.Call it the British Labour Front.
>>53930202830 years of totally uncontrolled immigration has increased GDP per capita by 0.1%, that's not to be sniffed at
What's happening here? Can I turn it off?
>>539302028I'm not an official Labour spokesman, but I can clear up the Rt Honourable Prime Minister Andrew Burnham's policy on immigration.Ahem.>MORE IMMIGRATIONThank you for your attention to this matter. There will be no more questions.
>>539301612back to school
>>539302028Any mention of it just plays into Reform's or Restore's hands. It will never be enough unless they start mass deportations.
>>539302105Can you just work more hours and pay more in taxes please? Everything is going up but my NEETbux.
>>539302168none of those lads have got jobs
>>539301628It’s so true, though. What % of current Restore shills will just vote Tory when a snap election is called? I reckon at least 50%. Clearly Restore & Reform aren’t credible options for government, given they have no one to fill all Cabinet positions. Restore is a one man band. When push comes to shove, no one will vote for a party that can’t even name who their Chancellor will be.
https://britishfoodhistory.com/2023/08/21/sago-and-tapioca-pudding/
>>539302244You think Busty Bridget is out?
>>539302242Burnham has stated that net migration must fall even further.
>>539301808>>539302162She looks like a Manchester council estate slag who is now in her 40s/50s
Reminder that our new prime minister is an actual, literal, verified cuckold
>>539302027SA nigger should just ban all but autistic blogs on the twatosphere, that's all it's good for honestly. It brings no other good to the world
>>539302327the fact he’s left mummy mahmood in home office bodes well
>>539302351Post a picture of yourself.
>>539301612Defence >>539302162thicc
>>539302386fuck off
>>539302257Nah sorry, I won't get the doley-rate council tax anymore and will have to start paying for my government mandated ADHD whiz, so I need every penny. I'm afraid you'll just have to die.
>>539302162It's a bit too form fitting round the waistline and free flowing elsewhere. She doesn't have the shape to pull it off.
>>539302116Explain.
>>539302430wrong pic
Thoughts on the new Prime Minister?
>>539302162His wife Dutch. Don't know how to feel about this.
>>539302362proper Norfmen let their birds shag around a bit
>>539302488White Stags represent beings from the otherworld in Celtic folklore. It represents purity and innocence and is a messenger from the spiritual realm. Shooting a White stag is the equivalent of shooting an angel in Celtic and Old English folklore.It's appearance also means a major transformation or changing is going to happen.It's death was a very bad omen.
>>539301808Would have, back in the day
I was drinking heavy last night. Been hungover all day. Work sent me home at midday.Just been lying on the bed all day and evening fending off a single fly
>>539302362That's a bit weird.
>>539302488>Explainit's a fucking deer
>>539302586considering the sheer quantity of kike posts, I feel I should mark this as sarcasm
>>539302027Laws lacks the basic mental capacity to understand that nationalism cannot function with neoliberalism.
>>539302625not if you had a crystal ball you wouldn't
>>539301667Even if it did, it wouldn't achieve what people think. They aren't going to take benefits away from wogs, so how much can be saved by taking pip off a small number of white people? The bulk of the money will still go to the pension pyramid scheme and paying browns.
Had no clue how much i heightmog in this country, im a 6'3 hermit and genuinely thought i was a manlet all my life. It's strange.
>>539302435why? net migration is way down since labour got in. burnham wants it down further and the backbenchods think mahmood’s reforms are literal nazism which means they’re half decent
Burnhams missus looks as though she’s on a methadone program
Fish fingers and mushy peas for tea, lads. Literally the last of my poverty food because I've been putting off doing an ASDA. Not even got any spread in for the sliced white. Grim.
Just bought £1000 worth of Nvidia stock lads.Was this a good move?
>>539302116>>539302488Is that the one the police shot?
>>539302696fuck off
>>539302743>muh net migrationfuck off
>>539302763Yes.
>>539301808Theyre both "weird as fuck" just look >>539302625 looksmatched
>>539302566Same as the last one, albeit a much more convincing salesman for the pig swill. Still, he’s better than Kemi Badenoch, which would be real laugh out loud levels of ‘jumping the shark’ if she ever got in.
https://x.com/RoyalFamily/status/2079273531678806418can some american anon tell him to kys pls thx
>>539302717Don't know about manlet.But I do know you're a knoblet.
>>539302706The Captain doesnt care about the future
>>539302761how did you do this, explain for a stocklet
>>539302743>why? net migration is way down since labour got in.Gross wogs in is 800 thousand still, more native bongs have left, this is not an achievement
>>539302827>In Cambridge today, The King visited Europe’s first Eco-Mosque. >Cambridge Central Mosque is notable for its architectural quality, environmental leadership and role as a place of worship and community engagement. >The sustainability-focussed mosque combines its design, energy-efficient systems and renewable energy generation to significantly reduce carbon emissions.What the fuck is this bollocks
>>539302389AM I A PWETTY GURL?
>>539302770That's how it's measured and it's lower under Labour.
>>539302770Why does Yerbury make you seethe so much Steve?
>>5393028307 inches but british teeth that wouldnt be out of place in a 1920s horror film
>>539302706Uhh I'm seeing a bit of Starmer in that face.What's going on?
>>539302899yeah, elizabeth held on for so long and never let this cunt become king because she knew he was a convert, william is too btw. it's completely fucked.anyway i need someone to reply KYS on that post
>>539302763
The face of the man who calls you a "fucking racist cockwomble" on Twitter
>>539302929>That's how it's measuredoopsie you replied to the wrong glownigger post
>argies constantly complaining and demanding the islands are theirs>cant take them militarily, their military is shit>cant take them diplomatically, their economy is shitso it's just eternal cope?
>>539302027True. Yerbie knows his way around the Thatcherite psyche.
>>539302961W O U L D and she is innocent. It's all those Nons in the hospital who are at fault, they ganged up against her, blamed her to take away scrutiny for their own fuck ups. When Restore gain power I'm going to grant her a pardon.
>>539302720>Europe is stronger when the EU and the UK work side by sideAbsolutely right, we should build stronger relationships with our European allies, since it is clear that the US is no longer a friend.
So those 12 far right terrorists that apparently the police saved thousands of muslim lives from did nothing wrong and have had all charges droppedNice distraction for the lefties though
>>539303009I'll be more racist
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr7k5ngde3vo>‘Everyone's afraid to die’: Struggle to recruit soldiers in Ukraine turns violent>The reasons appear to range from plain fear of the front line – now everyone knows someone who's been injured or killed - to a reluctance to sign up for a war that has no end in sight.>"We started to suffer a lack of manpower on the battlefield, constant losses," he recalls. "Ukraine's high command had to refill these losses so they started busification."Never heard of that word, so I had to look it up.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busification>Busification (Ukrainian: Бycифiкaцiя, Russian: бycификaция) is a term that emerged in Ukrainian society and media to describe a controversial method of forced conscription into the Armed Forces of Ukraine during the ongoing Russian invasion. The word refers to situations in which employees of territorial recruitment centers (TCC) and law enforcement officers forcibly load men of conscription age into buses.
>>539303009he simply, and viscerally, cast his vote, with a stick. Based if you ask me. That's how it used to be done
>>539302743Tory Boys can’t handle the fact that they’re to blame for mass immigration and Labour isn’t pursuing open borders like they did. Starmer was unironically the most right-wing PM we’ve had since 2010
>>539303065they'll be doing it here within 10 years
>>539302752You tried them big birdseye jumbo fish fingers? Quite nice. I get them on the Co-Op frozen deal with Whitby scampi
>Thames Water creditors seek talks with Burnham as nationalisation loomsso they lent a large sum of money to a company on the basis their risk profile was correct and now want the government to bail them out?Andy , make them suffer, bleed them dry , you will be called every name every slur every inch of press coverage they can manage to bribe, stand strongSTAND STRONG
>>539303054I had my X account suspended for saying this exact thing. "Suspicious activity on your account, inauthentic behaviour" meaning I was mass reported.
>>539302863Trading212 S&S ISA
>>539303009A fucking garden gnome in its infancy
>>539302961This boss-eyed fivehead looks like a lass I deflowered at university in 2008. She bled all over my bedsheets and my mate sat in it when he went in my room to play Oblivion on my 360 when we fucked off out. She was thick as fuck, bless her.
First nigger deputy pm to be firedSay something nice about him
>>539303102i don't believe you.
>>539303054Counter terrorism police are scum who need to be reigned in.
Not eaten all day. What's good for a hangover? Might have something light
>>539303079correct
>>539302622Oh that is the famed white stag lore I somewhat am aware existed? I didn't know stag was a deer. Anyway I know about it from a Roman time era tradition that the leader that fought against Ceaser here (I can't recall who, Sertorious?) won the allegiance of the Lusitanian and Galaecian tribes beause a white deer appeared near the Roman camp when they were trying to negotiate with the Celtic tribes, which adhered because it was seen as a symbol of victory and that the Gods favoured the endeavour.They lost in the end.
>>539302863Trading 212.It's pretty easy.Just setup an invest account with them. Deposit some money. And then just buy and sell the stocks you want.Trading 212 seem like the best platform for beginners because they don't charge commission or fees on standard stock trades.Fuck it. If I can make £20 a day, I'll be happy.
>>539303201not drinking alcohol?
>>539302981Damn.That's what you get by having shitskins in the police...
>>539303021Whenever the Argies start screeching about the "Malvinas" it's usually a sure sign that their economy has tanked yet again and they'll need another multi-billion IMF bailout and their leader wants to distract them from it
the kids are back into D&B https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm3xjHSIMTU
>>539303177I have firmer African roots than this G*yanan.
Blairites to my left, Thatcherites to my right, and me in the middle just waiting for a sensible common sense centrist party to bring some sanity back!
>>539302362What the fuck is Blind Date?
>>539303201Fizzy water, creatine and panadol
>>539303252you're not day trading are you, swing trading?
>>539303104Will have to check them out, reckon they'd be good in a ciabatta with loads of mayonnaise and lettuce. My ones are absolute cheapest shite "Essentials" muck because the ASDA mong subbed them. Don't think they're even cod.
>>539303139The lefties on there get you banned by getting all their mates to dogpile mass reports on your posts until you get autobanned, happens on other social media too
>>539303323He's a coconut >>539303360Get out
>>539303201High meatRaw milkAardvark blood
>>539303360Shit "gameshow" where someone chose from 3 people to go on a date
>>539303329Farage is the most sensible centrist going.Vote for him lad.
>>539303366fizzy water tastes like farts
>>539303177https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/deniggerization
>>539303139Even after they'd arrested the Widdecombe suspect they still put out a denial it was political or terrorismBut they couldn't fuckign wait to run with the>GORILLIONS OF INNOCENT MUSLIM LIVES SAVED
>>539303201Chicken soup.Water and Salt crackers.Not fruit. Not fruit at all.
>>539303366no not panadol, ibuprofen
>>539303201
>>539303323post hand, white boy
>>539303009he looks like a nice man
>>539303410Just that? That doesn't make him a cuckold... does it?
>>539303139is that where they lock your account until you scan some form of id that goes to israel because you did a wrongthink?
>>539303441>deniggerizationI learned a new word today.
>>539303360Naked attraction but with clothes on?Take me out but less of a humilation ritual?Love island but they go to anglesey in october or something?Not sure
>>539303471When I was a functioning pisshead with a job I always got through til lunch on bananas and black coffee
>>539303515Did you even read the extract?>In January 1992, while in a new relationship with Burnham and with his consent, she appeared on Blind Date, where she went on a blind date with Will Harris, who went on to become marketing director of the Conservative Party.Fucking dumb cunt.
>>539303385I was considering day trading.It's my first go, so I'm going to see what the price is when I get home from work tomorrow evening and decide if I want to setup stop limits or not.Ideally I'd day trade and just make a little each day and keep compounding my bank roll.I don't plan on holding stock for months at a time. But maybe for a few days or week at most, depending on the prices. I don't want to lose money either.
>>539303597If it was just a date... my problem is with the meaning of a date. If they just went to the caffe or something it's acceptable.Also, it appears it was a tv show, so...
>>539303621>needs more turd golems in here
>>539303551loads on herehttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/smoked_Irishmanhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/antigoyismhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/outniggered
>>539303554I am aware those programs exist but I don't really know how they work except for naked attraction which I see a little.It's just big brother meets the bachelorette in my mind. I don't know if they fuck around or not.
>>539303661they sent them off on a weekend holiday in the hopes they fuck each other, but on the downlow, without cameras filming their bum holes, and then brought them back for questioning in front of a live audience
>>539303621it was just those blasted civil servants
>>539303621Its weird because i still live near a few very white schools but i have to accept that 90% of the country is apparently this image now and its grim to think about.... thougy my primary was a bit brown, but then again there were gingers that acted like a certain anagram of such aforementioned G word too.
>>539302761I'm not sure. They've got a licence to print money at the moment, but that might not last.
>>539303308it's crazy how much they make it part of their national identity, it's basically propaganda at this pointhell, I don't even think they've considered what they'd do with the islands if they got them
Just remembered that if they ever force me to verify my age using my ID to watch porn then I'm just going to watch Naked Attraction on the telly.
Being British in 2026 must feel like a never-ending humiliation ritual. Now British citizens entering Gibraltar are going to get treated like third country national, on par with say Indian and Brazilian citizens and have to take the foreigner lane for additional controls and screening (conducted by Spanish border guards) while entering supposedly their own state's territory.
>>539303846I don't think you are, mate.
>>539303054What the fuck even was this story?The police just arrested random guys? Why?
>>539303854we should just sell all of our overseas territory to india and see how you faggots get on with that
>>539303846You realise they will probably never ban VPNs anyways
>>539303661they got sent off together on a romantic holiday
>>539303874fake right wing terror cell to shit everyone upBravo nudge unit
>>539303854Good thing there's absolutely fuck all reason to ever want to go to Gibraltar then.
>>539303854Oh no will have to go to the right instead of the left oh God how terrible. Oh I will never go to Gibraltar anyway.
>>539303854also, get the fuck out of the North sea. Learn to enjoy stickleback sarnies you kraut cunt
>>539301289>>Andy Burnham to promise UK 'breathing room' on cost of living as he becomes PMbreathing room - moro bin thg are - moron bint thug care.He is offering more care money to the poofs.
Everyone hates Mandy Burn’im, i’m not suggesting we should burn’im but i’m not suggesting we don’t either. Its time to end the corrupt pedo ting political system.
>>539303854Battlefield 6 has satisfied all my Gibraltar needs. No need to go there now unless i develop a fixation with unique monkey populations and big rocks
>>539303638leveraged day trading is a fucking minefield, not impossible but beyond the vast majority of people, swing trading is a safer bet but still risky. I was with 212 and the only strategies I found that had some success were in US markets and 212 wasn't good for that stuff, I ended up deciding to swing trade pm's but they had some legal change regarding equity and I got shut out of a trade at at a major loss, I eventually realised that the best and safest strategy was to just buy bitcoin and hodlThe strategy I had some luck with was analysing closed markets and looking for overnight moves then getting in at the opening and doing quick trades on the momentum but to minimise risk you want in and out fast and in that case you need significant equity to make it worthwhile, if you're a poor trader you're going to be tempted to take on too much risk/exposure, ymmv good luck
>>539303874It was just some lads flying a drone over it https://searchlightmagazine.com/2026/07/far-right-security-outfit-claims-our-guys-arrested-for-muslim-festival-terror-scare/Counter terror police are lying scum
they interviewed larry, he done themhttps://youtu.be/5fPUiYIeOmM
>>539303854Impressive soft power achievement.
>>539301712Dentists in shambles.
>>539304046us goys just cannot win, apart from being white of course lmao
>>539303903>>539303927>>539303964>>539303970>>539304021I think the EU government, as a gesture of goodwill, should just give EU citizens preferential treatments at all UK borders from now on, even over their own subjects. What do you think about this proposal.
>>539303874Comments section on a news site, probably.
Id bum Andy burnham
>>539304117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xEWPTzcass
>>539303846I'm old enough to have had a tv/vhs combo in my room and special wank tape I'd record saucy TV clips on
>>539304123>soft powerHaving a foreign nation extend its control over a border of your territory is hard power, not soft power, mate.
>>539304146I think it's a fucking joke that U.K citizens should be treated with MORE constraints at the borders than the unmitigated nigger storm that is your own creation. But hey, bitter bitches the lot of you. Get yourselves tae fuck
chance-la
>>539304115>lads fly drones>some facebook housewife comments be funny if it dropped a bomb>police: GOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
>>539303854>supposedlyis it?I think we just have bases there and in places like germany which we beat at two world wars, they aren’t part of the UK though you are just wrong. Sorry to spoil the only pleasure you get in your country of shame.
Bout to head out, lads. Feel shit. Gotta get some food. Also my birthday on Wednesday and I have the day off, so gotta bring snacks and biscuits for my fellow wagies.
>>539302622Remember the hanging man on the tower at the start of Covid?
>>539304115undoubtedly saved many lives
>>539304146I think you're late for your mandatory volunteer shift cleaning the bogs at the Holocaust Museum, Jürgen. Don't want people to think you're not deeply ashamed and penitent for what your great grandad probably did. Hop to it.
>>539304315get them aldi
>I'll buy some wool shirts (family shrunk all mine ffs) >It'll be easy to find some sustainable made in England shirts now surely that made in Britain is a legislated phrase >Nothing but chink shit, chink sheep butchered barbarically no doubt, spun in Vietnam, woven in Russia, sewn in china, dyed in the pits of hell just looking at it gives you cancer, designed in England sick of it Burnham should fix this shit
>>539304315i also feel shit and am off on wednesday
>>539304315Get a can to shift the shakes, fella.
>>539304347No
>>539304207one day i realised i could use my dvd player to play videos from a CD-RW. got through a lot of bangbros trailers, peter north trailers and deepthroat_heather.wmv type vids from ares.
>>539302899It's the mosque that weirdo LARP merchant Tim Winter opened, right insidious anti-white cunt he is.
>>539303316seen are tim a few times on xitter from accounts that aren't himmore people have started to notice him lol
>>539304470We used to make shit, build shit
>>539303201electrolyte drink, od on codeine, full english
>>539304470for me it's how nothing fits anymore. everything seems to be fitted to 3' men. if i get some single stitch vintage 90s authentic blah blah blah t-shirt it fits perfectly.
>>539304315Me too. Before the supermarket shuts. I should have gone to bed this morning but i didn’t so i keep blacking out from exhaustion. No vidya for me tonight but i may wake up and need to feed. Watch out for naked asians with microscopic penises - that can happen, they have a psychiatric thing where they become convinced that random strangers are stealing their penises (really, not even making it up). The chinese are especially like this because their willies are the absolute smallest. THE TINY MENACE
>>539304659TSMTfat cunts have ruined clothing measurements
ffs
>>539304631
>>539304217No, OUR soft power. Idiot.
>>539304543I nicked a bunch of discs like that from my pervy uncle when I was in school, some right ropey stuff on those. Sorta hoping he just typed "porn" into Kazaa and burned whatever he got without looking cos some of it was right noncey.Main one that stuck in my head were these two lezzas pissing on each other on the beach. Drove me mad for ages because I really liked the tune in the background and couldn't show it to anyone to find out what it was (well before Shazam and that, this). Years later I watched The Beach and it turned out to be Porcelain by Moby, ended up buying the soundtrack album.Still think of that video whenever I listen to it.
>>539304676I've wages. Chinese people's penises before ( you don't need to know how) they really are tiny, like buttons
Ask Gary Barlow the new prime minister what he’s doing about all these chinese with small penises. The streets aren’t safe from the paranoid little buggers.
tl;drBorder control delays can be accounted for if you're not a fucking mong.Got through the ees in like 20 mins at 1pm in Amsterdam which is peak, the queue was fucking massive well outside the queing area back passed starbucks or whatever coffee shop it was but it fucking zipped along until...3 niggers somehow were in my lane ahead, one wearing a baseball cap, shades and Beats headphones, the staff were literally shouting at him to take it all off, he took the shades and hat off, it still wouldn't let him through so they pulled him out and sent him to a manned kiosk.The second nigger, shirt and tie and wooly hat (it was 26C in Amsterdam and Schiphol AC was struggling), again staff told him to take his hat off, which he did, rescan then it let him through.3rd nigger pimp walked (well maybe he did have a limp idk) put his passport in and got a red light and the police sent him to a manned kiosk.Me, took 20s being white and on my way i went.Point is EES is a peice of piss for the non retarded who can PLAN INTO THE FUTURE (which niggers cant), Gibralter fannying about means nothing if you have the ability to plan your fucking trip.
>>539304500The hanged man and the tower are both tarot cards iirc, apparently he was a nonce victim or something like that, dodgy stuff.
>muh dick without the fertility rate to back it upWhites truly are pathetic punch-downers
>>539304781Cope AI crash is coming faster then you can say government bailout
THE NORF. INDUSTRIALISATION. NATIONALISATION. CHIPPY. TEA. NORF INDUSTRIALISATION. HEALEY. HEALEY ON THE TELLY. CHIPPY TEA WITH HEALEY ON THE TELLY.
>>539301734>jewish gfYou must really enjoy anal
>>539305028Nationalise fish'n'chip shops and use the profits to pay the TV licence?
>>539302244Burn!
>>539304822You mean negative soft power?
>>539302271I’ll never vote Tory again.I’ll vote reform for the interim.I’ll vote restore if it ever comes good.But I’m still waiting for the Nazi party.
>>539303854>Now British citizens entering Gibraltar are going to get treated like third country national, on par with say Indian and Brazilian citizens and have to take the foreigner lane for additional controls and screening (conducted by Spanish border guards) while entering supposedly their own state's territory.Uh who cares? How many Britons do you think have ever been or will ever go to Gibraltar?
>>539304965>hey @grok generate image of ai helping africans
>>539304940This is the kind of advice you were used to see only being posted by people from third world countries like India, Pakistan and the Philippines. Grim.
>>539301612Nationalise angela rayners bumhole
>>539304781Fun times, very slowly falling into the dystopia that was predicted decades, possibly centuries ago
>>539305288British Democrats, lad. Reform are just Tories: Wetherspoons Division. Landlords and bankers larping as Nationalists who want to turn every home on your street into an HMO for Deliveroo riders.
>>539304865Stop looking at Chinese willies.
AI singularity coming 2027 saar
Don't really feel like going to work tomorrow. Bit boring.
i have to go to london this week any advice for staying safe
>>539305582Go to Tower Hamlets
>>539305572i just pretended to be a bit depressed and the doctor gave me 4 weeks sick note, not a serious country anymore so might as well rinse as much as you can during this collapse
clews absolutely tanning yerb's arse here
>>539305299STARMER!!>The Chief Minister has written to Prime Minister Keir Starmer on the announcement of his resignation to thank him on behalf of the People of Gibraltar and His Majesty's Government of Gibraltar, for his support during the time he has held office as Prime Minister. >A statement from the Government follows below:>The Chief Minister wrote: “Throughout your time in office, your Government has maintained the steadfast support for Gibraltar that we have come to expect from successive British Governments. We are particularly grateful that, during your premiership, we have seen the agreement of the UK-EU Treaty relating to Gibraltar, establishing a framework for future prosperity and certainty whilst safeguarding the fundamental principles that matter most to the People of Gibraltar. hate to say it on any public platform but i'm kind of glad Starmer is gone, would've been the Falklands next
>Wes Streeting, the former health secretary, has been spotted making his way into No 10. LOOK AT THOSE EYESHE'S GOING TO BE THE MINISTER FOR BUMMING
>>539305582staring at the skyline for too long or too often marks you as a tourist to pickpockets
I do like 1 hour of actual work a day in my office wagie job.Do all office wagies have no work?Not even sure why they bother to keep me.
>>539305582yes, don't go but if you must, don't take your phone out without being super aware of the terrain, keep your back to the wall, be hyper vigilant, never relax
>>539303975Lebensraum, you say?
some of these posts are clearly written by AI. Theres a kind of slop, gibberish element to its prose. Funny how foreigners who post under VPNs think they're tricking anybody with this
>>539305677First Chagossia, then Gibraltar, followed by Northern Ireland. Then the Falklands are next, followed by Scotland.Hong Kong was not the end, it was just another beginning.
>>539305693www.youtube.com/watch?v=D89j9CaX-4ksame energy
>>539305582Don't make eye contact with any browns
>>539305768I kept thinking the same thing desu
>>539305693>Keir used to give me TWO bummings, now I only get 1 quater portion bummings?!
>>539305812Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house. A fundamental rule that virtually every foreigner forgets when they decide to post about Britain on this website.
>>539305880Still creasing at>elton is a top@frenchflag
>>539305582>i have to go to london this week any advice for staying safeYou need to man up and be ready to fight at any moment. Be a cultured thug an all that.
>>539305693The back/shit stabbing twat
>>539303621>psst kiddo, think of the GDP, worth it, am i right?
>>539305531I’m happier to attack reform from the right than Labour.
>everything has changed>there is a new spirit about the place, something hopeful for people, something different
>>539305884it's not not making eye contact, it's the mutual clock, they need to see that you see them but you don't let your eyes linger, don't stare at niggers but don't let them see you being unaware
>>539306004But his husband is a bottom!
>>539306108This is unironically mental. Virtually every single German cabinet member went to a different university, two that went to the same is the maximum.
>>539304943Did he ded?
>>539306148He'll furnish your sosij
>>539306060>shit stabbinghe does that with his partner every night
>>539304943shit that is in the exact pose of the hanging manand tower is the very worst tarot card
>>539305582if anyone gets aggressive with you, immediately undress, start masturbating and screaming accusatory gibberish
>>539306108tiresome
Wonder what an ultramarine pressure washer looks like
>>539305693
>>539306179Thats because you have mediocre universities because half your country was intellectually nuked by russian soviet communism for 40 years
>>539305582Best advice is don't go.
>>53930574595% of office jobs are pointlessly busy work.
>>539306240>he graduated from the University of Oxford with a BA in Literae Humaniores.
>>539306293VDS
>>539305880Bo' Selecta was fucking great. Loved the Marilyn Manson ones.>Beneath my dark, satanic exterior I'm actually as soft as mashed potato. As you can see, I've sculpted a lady's tuppence.>The West Indian manatee is a fat grey bastard...
>>539306201€20 is €20 I'm not proud.
>>539303621Look at him, staring daggers at the white girl for ruining his diversity shoot.Little did he know, she's polish.
>>539306505Ay caramba
>>539306197He did ded yes.
>>539306505do you ever miss the franc
>>539306460For me it's Captain Mildred.https://youtu.be/-gArFVYY6uY
>>539306684Not much - though the conversion was easier F10 = £1
Um, Josh???
>>539305745How close in resemblance is Ricky Gervais' "The Office" to your office?Is your boss as funny as he is?
>>539306201I'll furnish your rectum with my cum m8
>>539305582Nice knowing you mate
>>539306310No it's because we have a different system where fundamental research is seperated from education. The Max Planck Institute alone for example has more average high impact publications than Oxford and Cambridge put together and completely moggs the entire UK university system. And this is just one out of 4 German fundamental science research institutes. They just don't show up on these bitch rankings because nominally they aren't unis.
>>539305582i have to go occasionally with work, its pretty grim
>>539306886>the implication...>the implication Joshua... She was 78 years old...>the implications Joshua
where's Arse face
>>539305745You know how they have bread and circus' for the proles? They don't need that for your kind, they just give you a biege rat cage to sit in all day and you'll never raise a stink.
When we lose our jobs to AI we can just hangout at spoons all day together it’ll be great
feel like pure shit, just want him back
>>539306762Me and my mates called fanny "quim" for ages because of this. I think the reason it was so good despite being utterly fucking stupid was because none of the characters had anything to do with who they were supposed to be, they weren't even doing impressions, they were just these oddball creations. Why the fuck was Craig David from Huddersfield?
>>539307696>hit different>hit different>hit differentgod shut up normgroids
>>539305582When you see brown people just cross the road. It's now worth it.
ARSE FACE
time to pop on Ricky, Steve and Karl and drift away night all
>>539308023josh will be up in 5 to tuck you in
>>539308113>I can't sleep cause of the onion smell, la
>>539307696
>>539307696i still don't understand himhe was shit, but he seems pretty intelligent, but also massively autistic and disconnectedi still can't work out whether he believed in what he was doing, was compromised, or just advised by shit people or people wanting him gone that worked for blairsome of his decisions like Mandelson were plain baffling no normal person let alone a politiican would even entertain as it just didnt make sense - but he still did itmaybe he was the best one of them all - nobody knew what was going on
>>539307969ARSE about FACE??
>>539307969Arseboon
Shabana Mahmood
>>539308158>some of his decisions like Mandelson were plain bafflingstill not getting it, mandelson appointed starmer not the other way round, mandelson is a high level operative of the cabal much more powerful than starmer ever was or ever will be
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