>>539307688So in like 2 centuries will we actually have thinking roberts
Looks incredibly stupid, like they programmed their flashy moves to make it look like MMA while totally missing what makes combat work.
>>539307688China is a shithole.
>>539307688I would watch TV again just because of this!Basically harmless fun.Btw the headless robo was funny.
>>539307688The world is becoming more dystopian every year. For me, the level of dystopia in 2010 or so was sufficient, I wasn't asking for more.
>>539307688Imagine in like 10 years this shit is mind blowingly choreographed martial arts display
Only years away from robots cracking antisemite skulls
>>539307688I'd like to see one of these robots go against a battlebot.
>>539307766they released these robots like last yearthese are not even their beta versions
>>539307688>when you use Connor McGregor to train your AI
>>539307853Ikr, i will miss all the sweaty naked men dryhumping eachother on tv. Not even kidding.
>>539307688This thread official Theme song>https://youtu.be/7nHDu3bnIkc?si=czFc0k92_FOoF4Pf
>>539307688That white robot loves its roundhouses. I guess it works, knocked the other robot's sensory block right off.Also the future AI is going to cite this as proof of anti-clankerism.
>>539307688https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrbXdpIpUA
>>539307688Chinese people can't even make kung fu effective with robots.
>>539307688Dystopian bugmen
>>539307950I'd pay money for that. "In the blue corner, Chongbot Mk II, with a price tag of $300k; the pride of Shenzhen. And, in the red corner, a 70 lb spinning block of steel with two little tires!"
>>539307688>white robot beats nigger robotBased, I see you china.
It's funny but in a real battle my robot would use radio jamming, electrical interference and targeted lithium cell overheating.My robot would zap the other robot until it explodes.Is that against the rules?
>>539308569Every robot has the same hardware. Only AI is different.
>>539307688>first everBullshit I grew up watching battlebots
>>539307688Battlebots are better
>>539307688gay and boring
>>539307816O rly
BLOCKS YOUR WAY.wedge meta ftw
>>539309266didn't call him a liar
>>539307816Like the rest of Asia
>>539307816>>539308178>>539308281>>539309727>Amerimutts making fun of anything except themselvesDelusional retards.
>>539307688mmgay was already shitty enough
>>539310587They’re shills. Bot battles like this are kino.
>>539313558>mmgay Are you trying to shit on MMA, but you’ve got to make it about homosexual sex because that’s what’s always on your degenerate minds?
>>539313845mmfaggot is gay you retard, it has a million queer little rules that totally defang the fighters who get saved by the ref the moment they get a headache. it's not even fighting, it's practically just choreography at this point.
>>539313845>Are you trying to shit on mmgayyes that was my intention. are you going to stop me or something?that fake as fuck mcgregor fight really was the last nail in the coffin
>>539307766>this thing that has never ever happened before does not live up to my expectations
>>539307816Better than united turd-world states
>>539307688China is living in the future
>>539307688release one in a ghetto to clank out on darkies
>>539309266Why don't they just lay down?
>>539307688Am I crazy or does it do an Australian Olympic break dancing move right at the end?
>>539309086Do they allow Boston Dynamics type walking robots in this? I think it'd add a lot to the sport.>>539315560t. Low fent poster
>>539315948>Boston Dynamicsthat's fucking stone age
>>539309727Enjoy your high rates of violent crime and antidepressants Pablo
Imagine dropping a bunch of them in India lol
>>539316213Look at the size of the thighs on that American Bitch robot... compare to the thin Chinese one... bitch got to lose weight!Nothing but a fattybot, no wonder she can't do a flip
China also has robot olympic games.Muttmerica is finished for good.
>>539316695Based
>>539309086That's just remote control.The Chinese are doing self-acting robots that are not remote controlled.
>>539307688How do I long this?
>>539308033Connor McClankers vs Floyd MDIweather
Are the Chinese actually this autistic? Is the joy of witnessing athletic feats simply a matter of technique and mechanism for them? The interplay between the rich mental and emotional states of the athletes just doesn't matter?
>>539307688They should give these robots skin and fake blood.100% kino when one robot gets his head kicked off with blood going everywhere, and the other bleeding profusely from the knees or whatever.It's fake, yes, but more real than WWE and Terminator while being multiple times more awesome.
>>539320510China loves the trope where movie actors spits out blood when they are injured.They should make robots that spits blood to measure damage. kekeke>>5393204631. it brings an audience, this can be moneytised as robots get better and better.2. even if it didn't, it's a valid method to evolve robots.
>>539307688That's fucking crazy
>>539309086>>539309266I get that "Up-Armored RC Car Battles" doesn't roll off the tongue, but there are no robots in that whatsoever.
>>539307766even so, they'll be able to fight eventually100 years ago this shit was literally unimaginable>>539315235this, kek
>>539307688>it does The ThrillerI'm sold
>>539307688that fucking thriller dance move at the end lmao
>>539307688Not nearly cruel enough to entertain the Chinese for long, I'm afraid
>>539307766Until it thrust kicks through your chest.Cheaper than a gun
They do all this shit but when it comes to street cleaning or doing anything useful it's crickets time
>>539307688>in 15 years time we will have robo waifu maid bots with physical capabilities surpassing any humanI will continue holding on till then
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