Seriously, what do you do if you don't want to wageslave?
You become a neet
>>539313305The money is so bad, especially with this inflation
The answer would be obvious if you had any skills besides eating flamming Cheetos.
>>539313195strictly business in sweden, deduct everythingwageslave in norwayyou're welcome anon
>>539313195There is nothing better in this world right now than weed, vidya and shitposting.
>>539313195Go monk mode and transcend clown world. Fasting long enough should do the trick.
>>539313195Someone out there is using my life to make money. Without my fair share and I ain't doing shit.
>>539313743Write an album about rotting in the couch. It will be a best seller.
>>539313678My dream job is unironically to mow lawns or something, but you need to go to university even for that nowadays
>>539313195>Seriously, what do you do if you don't want to wageslave?Your problem is really not that, your problem is that you have so much time but you don't fill it with anything productive you like/want to do.That's your main problem.Even if you don't wagecuck and read productive book x or y or do productive thing n or m you still acquire skills that would launch you in a good position in society if push comes to shove.Get as much college as possible and cling to it, get as much education as possible, who gives af if half is bs, it's brain training/fitness.There are plenty of jobs a lazy man can do without fucking his lifestyle and feeling like wageslave.You just want to be a child doing bullshit all day long and never grow up and now you need a forever plan for that.You're disgusting!
>>539314032Thought you dreamed of working at the gates of newborns hospital. Don't you? I mean all those happy couples and their pregnants wives going in all day to have their babies.Yeah, it would be great to show it at TV to influence people to have kids but I ain't doing it for 300 dollars.
>>539313195Tent + woods
>>539314422Boring! Hurr I'm gonna sit here looking at a pinecone all day
>>539313195Get rich or wageslave trying
>>539314212bootlicker detected
>>539313195I had to go back to wageslaving because I ran out of money and still want to buy stuff.
>>539314374What the fuck
>>539314485You can learn a lot from a pinecone. How it's shaped. It's brittleness. It's stubbornness to break. The way it begins at a single point and spirals outward folding over itself and branching back out in a contained fractal pattern. If you remember long enough like a pinecone then maybe you can see how it fits the same shape of your mind and experience in life. Every memory began from one and multiplied and folded becoming longer. Nothing is ever what the eyes tell you. Everything is what you make of it. Nature is endless entertainment because that's where we were programmed.
>>539314550I'm as lazy as possible and would never give up my job, was unemployed but studying and 2 years of neet and it was mind fucking, like downgrading your mind.
i performative dance and art but only when i feel like dancing or artinghttps://youtu.be/G38heErBpOA?si=5tonxFgzZ0tqXD2u
>>539314662I know right? I mean I could do it but not for that amount of money. Not worth the effort.
>>539313195niggerpost IRL.
>>539314784>i performative dance and art but only when i feel like dancing or artingYou sound like you put on a dance before you suck a cock.
>>539313195your options are>porn (if hot girl or have big dick)>buy and run a boring local business that does something like chain restaurants, landscaping or trash removal >make content (gaming, travel, video essays)>marry rich>crime
>>539314866What happens if you push the Pray button
>>539313195I make my wife work while I stay home
Historically, you can own land and charge rents. Nowadays you can do that or speculate on asset prices. Unfortunately, there’s no way to escape wage slavery completely if you weren’t born into wealth. You need to work to get the money to buy property or speculate on assets. Perhaps you could try being a streamer, anon?
>>539314934
>>539313195Open up your butthole.
>>539314904>buy and run a boring local business>If you are a broke lazy neet bro just BUY a local business and then RUN itWhat comedy movie was that from you infinite idiot?
>>539314726It’s also a dildo if you’re brave enough.
>>539313195You live in a tent at the homeless camp
>>539314934Where do you go when she gets home?
>>539315031
>>539315025yes; you can buy something like a local coffee shop or gas station with an sba loan at 0% down, hire a manager and some employees and an accountant and be mostly hands off
>>539315031So is my penis but you're not courageous enough for that are ya?
>>539314726This is how your mind can wither away into insanity in isolation, which neet really is, makes you more isolated, more awkward and anti-social.
>>539315176>you can buy something like a local coffee shop or gas station with an sba loan at 0% down, hire a managerWhat the heck are you talking about?OP is a neet loser that can't afford to live.>>539314904>marry richAre you older than 10?
>>539313195Usually you just wageslave while not wanting to.
>>539314032My dream job is to be the personal butler of some mega rich family. Just live in the mansion, clean/take care of everything, do whatever bossman wants me to do. It would be sweet.
>>539315256Insane is not seeing what's right in front of your nose. Yours is probably too big and hooked to see past. Perhaps you've forgotten the dream you're in.
>>539315378You're in the dream of not taking your meds anymore.
>>539315376wipe ass and wash ass and do all the disgusting work while everyone looks at you like a vermin so you must always bow and scurry away like a mouse in the light while figure out the minutia and intricacies of being extra polite
>>539313195Just chill bro
>>539314032Nigger if that's your dream go at it what's stopping you
>>539313195Me? I let niggers tongue my anus
>>539315176in our country the mafia controls every businessyou either pay rent or get your legs brokenthat's how it worksso i chose not to own anything for safety reasons even better if im broke can't steal what i don't have lol
>>539315530Dunno man Steven had the right idea in Django.
>>539313195Grow your own food, build your own housing, and weave your own clothing like people before you did for thousands of years. It's easier than ever with modern technology.
>>539315726The movies?Dude there are plenty of comfy obs out there with no humiliation.
>>539315054Usually I fuck her she goes to sleep and I get drunk
>>539313195I've never understood the attraction of wageslaving. Everybody seems to try to 'get that bread' and for what? I am not vapid enough to have anything to spend it on. Unless you get a job paying 100k+ a year you will never gain enough wealth to retire early. So you will be a slave for all your good years, until your body is completely fucked and then you die.Seems like a bad deal to me.Worst part is people become acclimatized to having no life, so actually fear having free time, hence the 'ai will take my job!' hysteria.
>>539314032Can't you just become a cleaner or something? The cleaning ladies at my office seem to have chill work. They come in at 07:00, make the rounds cleaning the toilets, filling the dishwashers, making coffee, vacuuming, cleaning the desks, then check out at 15:30 and go home. While I stress out over all the shit that I have to do, they only worry about keeping the kitchen surfaces clean.
>>539315764You used to be able to go somewhere and start a farm but now every square meter is owned by some Rothschild subsidiary or the government (a Rothschild subsidiary)
>>539315441>I have no imagination Memeflags speak, I sleep
>>539315376i've actually done that and would not recommendit's good for a few months otherwise you might end up dead
>>539313619I was like that now it's: sparkling wine, teen whores and music.
>>539315881Well leave that mouth open for a tenner.
>>539313195Kill yourself
>>539313195goon to vr porn all day
>>539313678Maybe you should do that you know?Like the work camps after the supply lines got bombed and they had to "fast".
>>539315871You can get land for as cheap as $1000 an acre here in the US if you're okay with living in the middle of nowhere. Within an hour's drive of civilization, the price goes up to $10-15k an acre. With state of the art high yield agriculture using a cheap poly film greenhouse, you could support yourself with a garden the size of a large backyard. You can build a very comfortable off-grid homestead for $50k or less.
>>539313619it really is this. How do I get paid to do this?
>>539316057Sounds like a nice living, Burgers are lucky for such an option, even if it is likely tough being free from the modern world would be heavenly.
>>539313195Kill yourself.
>>539315786How much of a hideous hog is she?
>>539316171140 lbs if your going to cope saying that's fat your just gay
>>539315850so get that job you retard, yea you won't but you pass it to some other dude, what an asshole you are, only cunts act like this YOU CUNT
>>539316248>140 lbsthat means he face is like a ghoul or some sort of burn victim.
>>539316138My point is that opting out of the jewish scam economy is much easier than most people realize. You don't need tons of land and you don't need to do endless backbreaking labor. Modern technology makes it extremely doable.
>>539313619>how can you tell my dopamine receptors are completely fried out?
>>539315871>out thee in the fields with my plow and mr horsey, man, but now...Get tractor driver job, these days it's easier than ever and highly paid.
>>539316360I don't understand your logic women and dumb inferior creatures so they are easy to trick even good looking ones maybe you just don't fuck them good enough
>>539316057farming in US with those costs it's like joggling US subsidies for survival
>>539316269I am talking to the guy who wants to "mow lawns" for a living. Are you him?
>>539316464No fine woman would keep a boring alcoholic slug like you around.
>>539316494Yea mow these nuts with your tonsils you cunt!
>>539316398>completely fried outYou need a lot of cocaine to do that, these neets are a bunch of manchild losers clinging to mommy.
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>>539313195I send letters to every fortune 1000 company imploring them to hire me as an outside consultant on a retainer fee of $5,000 annually, for "corporate secret employee" evaluations.I have a running client list of 84 right now.Can you believe that?I basically just audit random bullshit for them. As an "outside" "insider".It was a stupid idea, after it started working, I just never stopped.
>>539316481The poly film greenhouses and gardening supplies to support a family of four would cost under $2k. You can compost your food waste crop residues to cut down on the amount of fertilizer that you need, and you can compost your septic waste to fertilize non-edible crops. Settlers managed it in the 1800s with much worse technology than we have today.
>>539316522They keep niggers around who do nothing are you less entertaining then a nigger?
>>539316718*food waste and crop residues
>>539316712I don't believe you
>>539316744be honest and give me her score
>>539316712You should make a comedy movie script.
I don't want to work. Work is so gay and bullshit. Like living your life for the weekends, everything else just on fast forward mode.I have to go to college. My parents are in their 70s now. If I don't get independent I'll end up on the streets.
>>539316651Get your lazy ass to work if it was legal I'd whip that laziness out of you for free.
>>539313391I’m a NEET and I only spend $450 a month, about $510 next month because I’ll need a new BJJ gi,about 570 next month if I buy a good amount of weed The money goes to Jiu jitsu/MMA, the gym and gas. Surfing is free until you need to get a new surfboard which is like $400, I get food for free. I will continue to NEET with my NEETbux until I can become a jiu jitsu instructor and make surfboards for a living. Save up $3,000-4000 and then you can just add more money to the pot and afford a high life. I train weights everyday, surf when there’s good surf and smoke weed and trip on shrooms and play guitar. Life is pretty great this way. Gotta be smart with money. Don’t start spending $1000 every month until you can save up enough to have an endless amount of money then you can live on spending ~$1.3k a month. You’re in Sweden so your life sucks by default, cold weather. I’m in Southern California, I cool off at the gym pool and shower there or the ocean water when I surf. Save up enough money, get good credit, you can live on a boat in a harbor and your spending will be ~$800, but you get the benefit of electricity and TV. If you do manual labor under the table (only wasting like 10-40 hours a month) you can have an extra $1000 sitting around, save and repeat. Because you’re from sverige, you can’t enjoy any of those pleasures that a man gets in Southern California. Once you get $4000 saved up you can get a girl of your choosing and smoke all the weed you want.
>>539313195I do doggy daycare and sell DVDs on ebay. I make over $100k
>>539313391My piece of shit that fell apart in the water is on the bottom, my Naish on top. The yellow board is a professional board, bottom board was a long board
>>539313195Do what I do and find a nigger doctor to say you're disabled.
>>539313195No work, but I have enough money to do what I want? Workout, make art, take classes, cook and eat well, occasionally travel.I have a list of unfinished/barely-started projects and I'd like to finish at least one before I die.
>>539313195Basically all rich people have a university degree. Go to university and do something that matters!
>>539318438Show flag.
>>539313195In Minecraft if you want to be the ultimate Minecraft neetGet a bow and arrowsGet a chestGet a small shovelGet a Minecraft mod to get Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things they only cost a few emeralds in the modGo to a place NOT NEAR YOUR BASE if someone makes it so you can't even go within 500 blocks of your base you still need to be able to access your chestDig a deep holePut bow and arrow, at least a couple hundred emeralds and the Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things in your chest. Optionally also add stuff like a small sword.Close chest up very tightly.Put chest at bottom of hole and cover with dirt blocks.WHEN YOU GO TO SPOT WHERE YOU WILL BURY THE CHEST LEAVE YOUR MAP AND COMPASS AT YOUR BASE DON'T BRING THEM WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PHONE MOD OR MODERN CAR MOD DON'T BRING THOSE WITH YOU EITHERfinal stepIf you ever become homeless or whatever in Minecraft go dig up your chest and do PvP before jumping into lavaIf you are making a stash in Minecraft don't bury it at your Minecraft base you live at in game bury it somewhere like a public park in the Minecraft server and make sure you bury it somewhere easy to find like next to some sort of landmark in the server.Make sure to keep in mind how deep you bury it like how many blocks and what the frost line is if you have the frost line mod installed on the server. Obviously at least quadruple bag it if you have the plastic bag mods on the server with some very strong airtight bags from the mod and put plenty of dehydrating packets in each bag if you have a desiccant mod
>>539313195Suicide by cop
>>539313195You can go the path of the neet but it's definitely not going to last. Current Government is already struggling to keep Social Security alive. I definitely see disability being harshly regulated in the next 10 years.Neets on disability in the US are going to be in a real tough spot soon, and while most of them claim they'll "just commit suicide" probably only like 1% of them have the balls to do it.You either work somewhere that you can gain a pension or you work until you can't anymore and end up homeless.Neets are going to be homeless very soon.
Professional jew remover
>>539318943UBI will be necessary soon. only a matter of time before that can no longer afford to ignore it.
>>539316901About a 6/10 but it's 3 kids and 8 years later
why /pol/ loves to wageslave so much?
>>539316087are you cute?
>>539319007Retarded take it would be cheaper to kill the people then to pay them off
>>539319350I look like young josh hartnett
>>539319007UBI will never happen.I know you would like to live in some fantasy reality where you get to be a lazy hobbit doing fucking nothing all day but it will never happen.What will likely happen is that the government will set deadlines for people to get employed and if they refuse to do so they will automatically be signed up for active military service.You are much more likely to see government funded temp agencies and forced military service over UBI in any possible scenario.
>>539319451you could be a rich old man's blood boy
>>539319542Idk what that is but I think I'd rather die
>>539319462Literally just be self-sufficient like your ancestors were, retard>>539315764>>539316057>>539316389
>>539314374>all those happy couples and their pregnants wivesCouples have pregnants?
>>539319667>Literally just be self-sufficient like your ancestors were, retardExcept you can't.If you install a windmill on your property and it produces free electricity for you and drops your electric bill to zero guess what happens? "The county" comes to tell you what you're doing is illegal and warns you with a court summons.Free rain or well water? Nuh uh, "the county" has a problem with that and slaps you with a massive fine. Or your water source will suddenly be "tainted with high levels of sediment".Want to grow a big huge garden and just feed yourself and stop going to the store? Beer garden? OH NO NO NO "the county" DOES NOT LIKE THAT! BIG NO NO YOU BETTER GO TO THAT WALMART.If you were a homeowner you would know the big fucking evil "the county" is.
>>539320292Quit making excuses and move somewhere that doesn't do that. You only have yourself to blame.
>>539320292Also if you somehow do get permission to be "self-sufficient" they'll still squeeze you for property taxes, so you'll have to have some form of legal-tender income to pay those.
>>539317478>I’m a NEET and I only spend $450 a monthI spend more on prostitutes in a month than that, guess I'll have to keep working
>>539319645ok, here's another option
>>539314934Extremely based, redpilled and 180 IQ
Buy bitcoin and space x every pay day
>>539319177>jobless alcoholic loser with 5/10 wife and 3 kids that aren't hisreal american dream story right there>>539317478>i only spend $450/mo living in SoCalI'll take "shit that never happened" for $450, Alex!
>>539322107Kids are all mine and women age so they don't look as good as when you get with the shocker I know just find a dumb 18 year old and knock her up its super easy
>>539313195Cover yourself in your own shit, run around naked screaming about the Lord and start furiously masturbating on people.Ezpz way to get free gibbs forever.
Waging wasn't so bad untill I got married and had kids. I just want to be home with them
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>>539320599everywhere is like this, every place has regulations, but we know you just want to troll
>>539313195Hunt, fish, trap
>>539313195Open a business. I opened a restaurant and bar on the beach about ten years ago, before that I had a construction company. I let my mother in law run the restaurant and I just fish, sit on the beach all day with the kids, work on my house and stuff, or just enjoy my time with my wife and kids. Work for yourself, don't spend 40+ years of your life being a wagie making someone else rich.
