Good job Aldi. Earlier today I had two homeless people asking to return my cart for the quarter and they almost starting fighting over it. It would appear the unintended consequences of cart return include homeless people massing the parking lots waiting to return carts to the store for the quarters.
>>539317217You mean they want to work for their money instead of steal or otherwise? The unspeakable horrors.
Collecting cans is pretty viable only you dont want to walk around with a bag full of trash
>>539317285Nothing wrong with that, but pretty sure one was potentially about to get stabbed, over a quarter. Luckily someone else was coming out so one of the homeless people ran to the other person.
>>539317217i dont live near aldi anymore (northwest). when i did it was always neighborhood white boys that would run your cart baxk for the coin
>>539317500They were white. I guess they're the only homeless willing to do any work for a quarter.
>>539317542checks out
I keep a shim in my wallet that lets you pop out a cart without using a quarter. Always park far from the return and hand it off to a homeless guy so I can drive off before he realizes there's no coin in the slot.
>>539317769May as well have them fight over it at that point.
>>539317217Kek I woulda offered a crisp five to the winner of the fight between the two. Imagine not having piss smelling bums fight for your amusement
>>539317769kek
>>539317991Reminds me of that movie Cardboard Boxerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc4DQdvE_ko
Lol, introducing milquetoast European customs to america results in niggerkikery mayhem, ye never fail to amuse
>>539317769i don't see the advantage when your homeless ASK rather than take the cart unaskedthey're doing more than the servers that demand 20%+ tipping
>>539317217Yikes. I'm lucky enough that I can drive an extra four miles and go to the White Walmart and Aldi. Whole damn different world and yeah, the other ones are pretty bad.
>>539318546The little Walmart here has a dedicated cart employee.
>>539317217>Blame Aldi>not the bums
They stole my shopping cart while it was still full!Unbelievable!
>>539317217Fake story
>>539317217>he didn't buy the trolley token at the checkout
>>539319101100% real. Anyone who fucking goes to an Aldi knows it's true.
>>539317217Bumfights was built on this concept and someone got rich, or went to jail, not sure which. Kimbo Slice kinda stuff, without the physique or skill.
>>539317769devilish
>>539317217You should have given them a bag with two boxes of goon and one knife.
