Lmao just take out a 600k mortgage that you need to pay for 50 years to satisfy some boomers greed.I dont think so.
Its because every boomer has 19 home equity lines and if the prices drop the banks will get screwed.
Boomer: I'm listing the house for six million dollars. I'm pricing it to move fast. Zoomer: Didn't you buy it for $9000 in 1957?Boomer: Yes and I put a lot of work into it too. God damned kids don't want to work these days.Zoomer: It's been three months and your eight boomer neighbors are listing a similar house for 5.5 million. Boomer: Fine I can price it to move at 5.2 million. Zoomer: Look again, no leads this month, we're gonna have to lower it some more.Boomer: God damned Lazy shit heads, where is my 1250 years worth of serfdom labor for the nothing I put into this shitbox?Zoomer: The Customers are over here, 200 meters, toward those mountains. Boomer: Okay we're pricing the house at 4.7 million dollars, we have to get some leads now, I put a fresh coat of paint over the moldy interior drywall.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-xh_gq8sbk
>>539325689Just start a war in the middle east to manipulate the stock price of oil for your benefit and use the profit to get a home loan. That's what I'm going to do
>give borderline useless cattle an option for home ownership>they still find something to cry about because it isn't good enoughWhy even bother trying to appeal to poors at this point? Waste of time. No agency, no drive whatsoever.
>>539325689yeah it's pretty grim but i think the market is showing indicators of cooling so hopefully i can not be house poor and afford a 15 year (ughhh)
>>539325806The banks don’t get ever get screwed. Republicans always, always use public money to bail them out.Student loan to get educated? Unforgivable.High-risk banking practices make you have to settle for a smaller yacht? Of course we’ll save you! All is forgiven. Lile it never happened.
>>539326029>>539326038When the shit goes down, you better be ready. Coming for your kind first.
>>539326324You'll do absolutely nothing but hide in that smelly apartment and seethe.
>>539325689how are housing prices in communist china?
>you need to pay for 50 yearsNo one has that long
>>539326736I’ll see you out there, anon.
>>539325806after 2008 you would be lucky to get ONE home equity line of credit after sending over 13 copies of any statement your name ever appeared on you fucking hotboxed niggerloving faggothow fucking retarded stupid and idiotic are you?VERY MUCH SOMEyou know NOTHINGso STFU or keep typing out how fucking nigger your brain is. You should have listened in class and stayed in school you dumb fuck.
>>539326198SOME banks got screwed. Some didn'tThe solution to the student loan crisis is boycotting the Universities. Then they're fucked. 80% of students don't need a college degree. IT'S MOSTLY WHO YOU FUCKING KNOW! SO NETWORK THE SHIT OUTTA THIS OR DIE IN YOUR BASEMENTS LIKE LOSERS.You're smarter than your buddy anon I give you that but don't overlook that Congress voted AGAINST THE 2008 BAILOUTS and Paulsen did them anyway. Why?Well most of us like cashing our paychecks to feed others.
>>539326764cheap..
>>539328959how are housing prices in boomerist america?
>>539325689Because being gay is legal. Gays are stupid greedy pigs, that steal from everybody else with their rigged markets. My country is almost as bad. Real freedom comes from hanging all gay zombie slime.