>>539338132
Novel concept I know, but what if everyone drives on right side of the road. That way the other people coming towards you just pass on your left.
Whoever evaded would have lost izzat, respect to these chads.
>>539338132>>539338217Duuuumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
>>539338346
>>539338132How not to do it
>>539338373
>>539338410kek the splash
>>539338410>straight to Ganges burial
What matters is that they didn't chicken out.
>>539338776What matters most is they are dead, now only a couple billion more to go.
>>539338353Lmfao
>>539338353>even during car accident, I must rape
>>539338370holy crap!
>>539338132>What can Indians teach the West about traffic safety?It's Newton's laws of physics are still very much practical in non-relativistic settings.
>>539338370What?Where did it go?
>>539338319Keeeeek
>>539338132they can teach about not to become india
>>539340379>Oi! Stop!>No.based thief
>>539340379fakest shit I have seen this year
>>539338353How many watched till end to see if he'd shit. *Raises hand
>>539340591>tf>tpMmkay gypsy
>>539340506these fecaloids got atomized
>>539340591>>539340513
>>539340696
There should be benny hill theme music but played with indian instruments with these clips playing
>>539340792This one is hilarious because oh how many poos jump out of the car
>>539338132Take the train
>>539340696Would have been legandary
>>539338132i love watching poojeets dying in the most comically stupid ways imaginable
>>539338132Looneytunes ah shit
>>539341651You seen the one of the two boys climbing over a moving train but one slips and gets cut in half at the waist?
>>539338353How do you calculate the izzat accrual/loss from an interaction like this? He didn't back down from the challenge from the car which I would assume is ++izzat, he landed on his feet which is definitely ++izzat but his pants fell down at the most comical time possible AND someone had to help him pull them back up. Is this an izzat loss on the whole? And how severe?
>>539340775>here spill this water on him so it looks like he pissed himself
>>539340728Customers are always right.Right
>>539341571Would have.
>>539338370Fuck off this is not real. No way. It's straight out of looney tunes. I was half expecting the car to float for a second before the driver looked down and then the car started falling
>>539338132>traffic safety?Wear your helmet?
>>539341886no, but more poojeets should be encouraged to do stupid shittell them it looks just like a bollywood movie and they will look like <insert some gutterwood actor name>it'll be funny kek
Genuinely, what side of the road are you meant to drive on in India?
>>539342391It’s real. 2 people died.
Full speed around blind corner ok benchod?
>>539343881>called them people again
>>539342630>roadlol
>>539338132I was riding my bike on the pavement, doing thirty miles an hour, some indian chick walking towards me, I got far to the left, she walked far to the left, her right. I had to slam my breaks on. I called her mental, and she said "you're supposed to keepto the right". It's a fucking pavement bitch, there is no left right law, and if there was, it would be the same as cars, which here is the left. Willing to sacrifice her, immediate health to be a stupid dick
>>539338132Kek
>>539340379This would make a good video game
>>539338370Zoom zoom
>>539340379Completely fake and cringe. You should hurt for posting this.
>>539338370> guys! I found a way out!
>>539338410This enrages me because it wasn't a dumbass getting themselves killed but getting someone else killed. This isn't comical the way OP is, the guy had zero chance.
>>539344262>I was riding my bike on the pavement, doing thirty miles an hourYou're a piece of shit.
>>539340379Grand Theft Phone would be a great game.
>>539338132Moving out of the way would cost IZZAT.Death before DisIzzatment
>>539341992His pants falling down is -izzat, but a dalit did the needful for him instead of him having to do it himself, so that counteracts the izzat loss.
>>539340379I need a gun
>>539338132Be safe around trainshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
>>539342391First day?
>>539338293Saar the line is there. You bike ride on the line so you know you're going straight. Thank you saar
>>539338410>>539338527Kek. This has to be indonesia or something judging by the trees and lack of garbage
>>539341992He did get in a few strokes in an attempt to chub up, so I think that is +1 and puts him in t he positive.
>looney tunes level of jeet yeetingI needed a good laugh, its been tough latelythank you
>>539338132No helmet x2>>539338217No helmet x3 Helmet ejected x1>>539338353No helmet>>539338410No helmet x2>>539340484No helmet x2
>>539340498No helmet. Helmet ejected x2>>539340775No helmet x2>>539340865No helmet x2>>539343901Too many no helmet>>539343928No helmet
>>539345678It's India judging by no helmet on the rider. Wearing no helmet gives you izzat here since wearing helmet is the law here.
>>539344991> you can't steer a motorcycle
New drinking challenge: Take a shot everytime you spot a jeet without helmet.
>>539345976Wearing helmet= loss of izzat
