I'm clocking into my adult daycare. Wish me luck boys. If you're NEETing right now lend me your energy and hope that my foot gets ran over by a car at Walmart so I can someday get SSI.
Don't be late! And no masturbating on the job
>>539342121You’ve got the same dreams as niggers, OP.Check yourself.
>>539342121SSDI is like 20k a year. how tf you gonna eat and live?
>>539342982In the near future 10,000 unit high rises, you can get a mailbox and live in the courtyard easily. You never have to see the outside world.
>>539342183I used to jack it on the clock at my old job. Boss was a dickhead with a dimepiece half Indian fiance. So I would crank it for hours on the clock to her social media. So I can technically say “boss paid me $15,000 to cum on his wife’s face every day this year”He heard me tell a friend this on the phone because he spied on me via the security cameras, got pissed, and I still managed to fuck him for a pay raise anyways at the end of it all. I mostly liked him I just thought it was funny to be able to say that without lying I didn’t wanna whack it half the time
>>539342121Here is some inspiration from one of our beloved and cherished female colleagues/comrades because anon - music is the love language of the universe
>>539342121Today I won’t do shit. It’s amazing.
Is there a polite way to tell a co-worker that his wife has been harassing our team? I can see him getting divorced in his future and I feel bad for him.
>>539344194I would quit on the spot.I'll go be a lumberjack or a railroad worker or some shit.
I will be sitting in my air conditioned forklift all day doing nothing because i have nothing to ship to 3rd world shitholes this week
>>539344194Moves like a chimpanzee on crack. And is built like one too. Gross
>>539344194That gives me a weird urge to quit and I don't even work there
>>539342121
>>539344861End Times, now.
>>539344988Sorry, the eternal now is locked in. No end times to end our suffering.
NEETGOD here. You have my blessing. May you become free one day.Anyone who says>NEETGOD, I am not worthy of serving your fries, but say the word, and I shall become freewill also get my blessing in order to get through the cagie hours
>>539342121Bruh work ain't even hard. 8 hours goes by like nothing
>>539344443>his wife has been harassing our teamLol, what sort of wagie drama is this? Elaborate, wagie team anon.
>>539345494Don't you have rioting to do
>>539344443Fuck her to set him free
>>539345544>its ok, my days go by like nothing
>>539345672Yes
>>539344849We should all go to her company's HR department, file a sexual harassment complaint, and turn in our notice of resignation, then file a class action lawsuit against them.
>>539345672Implying your/my neet days aren't just farts in the wind.Some people like work. Bunch of weirdos but to each their own.
>>539344537Load my canadian syrup you wagie anglo cuck, and do it quick. Or else I will fill a complaint due to package not arriving on time, since ironically I have way too much time
>>539345544Niggers and females make work unbearable.
>>539345494>NEETGOD, I am not worthy of serving your fries, but say the word, and I shall become free
>>539345985Fren, your faith saved you.
>>539345559>Work for the hospital IT department >I'm level 1 and he's on our networking team>His wife is one of the hospital lab supervisors>One of their printers breaks over the weekend>It's some printer that prints special charts or something>One of the lab workers puts in a ticket says they need it today>Level 2 gets dispatched, but they're already on site working on a separate project designated by their boss so it's taking them a minute >Wife gets involved >She's calling us literally every 20 minutes bitching >We tell her level 2 will get to it but they're working on a project>Still harassing us, threatens to call our CIO>One of the guys finally looks at it>Turns out it wasn't even one of our printers, it was one that our vendor services>Ended up making herself look stupidThis is not the first time she has done this. I literally had to tell me co-worker "get your wife" because she trauma dumped on me once.
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