I’m tired of doing it for free.I wanna get money for my shitposting. How do I get hired as one of these Chan glowies?
4chan is like the secret cow level where you go into the portal and walk amongst the cattle (goyim) looking for your atone of Jordan
>>539343966MOO MOO Moo. Moo moo.
>>539343891They're just watching me tinker with me b-hole.
>>539343891It's fun to contaminate and warp their evil minds with my absurd filth and confusion inducing mental shenanigans
>>539344140>>539344033Agreed, we must teach every Eglin retard about the jews. Redpill the NSA
>>539343891That can’t be true
>>539343891I heard sucking dick and sodomy is in
>>539343891https://youtu.be/BFYffkasOpo
>>539343891That's why the "THEY DO IT FOR FREE" meme was created. It tricks you into not realizing janitors are actually paid a lot of money to post gaslighting threads all day.
>>539343891I keep asking for a dedicated deconfliction thread and i dont get one.
>>539344583Yes, the CIA is generally considered gay-friendly today. The agency actively recruits within the LGBTQ+ community, maintains specific employee affinity groups like ANGLE, and offers equal-opportunity protections, gender-affirming healthcare, and partner benefits. Openly gay and transgender officers serve domestically and internationally.
>>539343891Rumor has it that glowniggers tongue my anus. You didn’t hear it from me. Over and out
>>539345913wasn't there a problem with gays being blabbermouths? seems pretty dumb to make them feds
>>539343891I know these faggot streamers have been using my shiall thatoney and still a faggot.Unbekievable.
>>539343891>They get paid to have their mental fortitude and world view assaulted every dayHope it's worth it>>539345913Sure, it's why they'll lose
>>539343891Thats a good thing, we keep them here instead of letting those glownigger retards work in real sector.Imagine those dumbfucks doing your electricity or some shit, fuck even trucking would be worse than jeet morons.Glowniggers getting gibs for their retardation and forced to sit here with us is price we should pay
>>539345989Fags brag about ranking better than straights when it comes to opsec because they've lived their whole life in the closet
>>539346106What doesn't a fag boast about? Apparently they're the best leakers in the industry
>>539343891Why bother?The vulnerabilities go both ways, you can use them to manipulate their organisations too.That's profitable on its own if you know how financial markets work.
>>539345989>blabbermouthsAll the better to recruit you withYes, a Freemason can absolutely join the CIA. There is no conflict of interest between Freemasonry and the U.S. Intelligence Community
>>539343891THISPLEASE RECRUIT ME
>>539346166Well that's quite the observation I'm not sure how the scales measure a homosexual atheist woman and a mason
>>539343891I hate leaf glowniggers the most, bunch of jeets and faggot women can't wait for the revolution cival war up there so everyone dies and we can finally live in peace.
>>539343891Yeah, cool. Hey fags!
>>539346206>jeet and trip fagyou're enough of an annoying faggot to be right at home amongst glowniggers
>>539346224>a homosexual atheist woman masonYou dear are perfectly suited to be a CSISister
>>539343891>You do realize that the glowies get PAID to hang out on 4chan and watch us all day
>>539345778Jannies dont post. The people getting paid to make threads are jeets and jews. >t. Knower
>>539344344>Agreed, we must teach every Eglin retard about the jews. >Redpill the NSAcheck't and palindrome'dfugggg dem eglin fags
>>539346413>Jannies dont postOK JANITOR. It's janitors using proxy sites to flip between multiple IDs and flags so they can spam all day. That's why every single thread follows the same script and template
>>539345913>>539346166>>539346399weird new bot being tested?predditor using a gold pass and VPN?
>>539346563Free proxy sites exist.
>>539346563>No you can't use a new paragraph before cutting and pasting official party lineFuck of with your stylistic policing glowjew; not in your chain of command
>>539346563>eat a dickare you one of them homodyslexicuals
>>539343891And we come here to call them nigger fucking faggots for free
>>539343891Buy an ad
>>539343891>glowies get paid to hang out on 4chan all dayI work security so I do as well. Feelsgoodman.
>>539346920Clues you are dealing with a jew: potty mouth, uses kike instead of naming the jew. Always trying to doxx anyone who might have escaped 5 eyed plantation
>>539347247It is odd how they really have no rhetorical skills
>>539347282America is an esl country. There are no generational native speakers. You are mocked for using words other than stfu, retard ****
>>539347417true, just keep flooding the country with illiterates and pretending you're smart?
>>539346466Imagine having to read this site in uniform >suit up to be a fag
>>539343891What if we're just an excuse for insane money laundering?
>>539343891we require Kompromat before we even consider applicationssend us your newds with anal insertions @uGlow.gov.ukwe await the file transfers
>>539343891Only a few now.Most have been replaced by robutts.That's why there aren't as many jeets.
>>539347615Like they NEED an excuse!
>>539343891& we do it for free—
>>539349051>are you a good person?only god is good—
>>539343891Nice pepe
>>539343891Jannies earn brown people wages, not white people wages. The feds and the kikes are the only people earning white people wages
>>539343966Is this a d3 reference?
>>539345942Pretty sure that's not just a rumor
>>539350562There's a rumor that Diablo 4 has a cow level but wtf game is d3?
>>539343891None of that matters since glowies will be thrown into the lake of fire for actively opposing Yahweh.The only good glowies are the ones who've repented and received the mercy of Christ Jesus, these will oppose their anti-Christ organizations.
>>539343891Don't you shitpost on 4chan while at work? I thought everyone did that.
It's good that they are here, so i can get inside their head.
Same here.Letter agents, please hire me. I am tired of my current job. I have been on image boards since 2010 and have extense expertise in shitposting and lurking.
>>539350638Wut? Diablo 3 has a cow level.
>>539343891https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/42609376/
>lol
>glowies get paid for me to call them retarded niggerfaggotsimagine signing up to serve your country and ending up being a dancing monkey for autistic losers who hate youcue up another poopdick thread for me to filter, pigchop chop, or i might actually have a meaningful discussion
>>539350562Im a boomer so i assumed it was diablo 2
>>539346206Flush
>>539354072Total nonsense. I have read about that ((incorporated)) bullshit since 2013 or whatever, but i have never seen or read any proof that this is real. Prove to me that this is real, and i will believe. I want someone way high up to admit to the world on film that this inc crap is for realz.
If a thief steals your money, it is gone; you're not "spending your own money" by making him waste it thence forth.
>>539343891No one is watching you here, the website itself is monitoring your mouse, your scroll speed and rate, your time on page, what you type, your typing patterns and through this it is identifying you and then sending this information out to Israeli proxies. Through automation the users are fed a blanket algorithm that affects most sites they visit. The end goal is to drive losers insane and nudge them towards violence. The alt chans and discord servers are for the top tier retards who want to get captured in FBI fake terror plots. That has been the goal of all social media from the start and you all eat it up.Most 4chan users work for the feds for free snitching on themselves and spreading malinformation for the state. All the edgelord content and war gaming is again doing the work of Eglin and USACAPOC for free. You are glorified jannies.
>>539343891Getting paid for shitposting demeans the art of shitposting. Please show some respect, you retarded faggot.
>>539358544.. and yet, here you are postinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWSAoXN06oU
>>539359440I will always be back now and then because this place allows you to abuse retards of all political spectrums while evolving language in real time. I never said what this place does to people is inherently bad. It is leading to the world where no one gets what they want. That is optimistic and ideal. The panopticon is already here and it is my pleasure to watch it play out. Social credit systems will likely never shut me up because I am a three plus sigma user. I get paid in mirth and gratitude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZAYUIP7q_Q
>>539343891And I'm doing it for free. Who's the janny now, faggots?
That sounds like a shitty job being stuck inside all day basically being an incel among incels typing away on your keyboard instead of working real jobs and producing or contributing something physical, rather than being propped up by some false fabricated reality to justify why you don't wanna work labor HA
>>539343891They already have AI surveillance going for them
>>539358544>nobody is watching you>israelis are getting all ur data trying to drive you insane and it's funny
>>539346156The best possible outcome would be turning them into double agents, at the service of WN causes.
>>539361808It is peak irony. During the recent MKULTRA hearing good ole dadgummit Burchett hit the nail on the head. He had inquired as to the existence of blanket algorithm programs to drive people insane as the continuation of things. Bless his heart. There's not many humans involved in the process anymore. Plausible deniability and they were sending too many glowies to pasture after playing in shit here. If you want to really play with them I recommend people learn how to remote view and train their luck stat. Just don't ask anything of the universe, it only really wants your gratitude. In return you will be granted mirth and some other weird quirks.
>>539343891>>539344344whenever I post certain well thought out replies the glowniggers sagebomb that thread and create 50+ slide threads and the thread I posted on gets slid to the archive within 20 minutes.Elgin actually hires dipshit faggots for the sole purpose of creating relevant frog cartoons and start these threads.;)
>>539362230>train you luck stathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNn51e11_dQrolling ....
>>539362230Chekem.
i stole 5 pepes thanks guys
>>539359192What y a think he s a y w h e n I t p a i d e d?