https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4->Monkey abandoned in laundry bag on London bushttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70g8wez8r1o
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>>539347874Deanos
>>539347584>Monkey abandoned in laundry bag on London busbringing us the news that matters this afternoon
Watch mojo top 10 races
>turn on the telly>American tv showphwoar>pans to audience>sea of fat peoplePHWOOOOAR
Watch mojo top 10 WS memes
>>539348015Rank 1 will shock you
>>539348102They're big lads.
dangerously close to plapping the nigerian
>>539347467The only connection I can think of is they said he has a brother who lives in Devon. Were Reform planning something down there that he thought would affect his brother? Was his brother a Reform voter and fan of Widdecombe's and the killer thought they'd driven a wedge between him and his family?I also think its quite the coincidence another man was seen prowling around before. Was that the brother checking the place out for cameras? It can't be a coincidence.
>>539347835>Do you think Burnham will be stupid enough to push for an Islamophobia law?He knows who the real brave victims of the Manchester bombing were
>>539348225shit it
>>5393481261. White
>>539348133Kemi?
>>539348102they dont make audiences like the great British public of the good old days
almost shat meself ffs
With the cost of living focus, I think it could be bad news for the BBC. No way will the Govt want to force millions of households to start paying £180, or say £150 on the basis that more people paying it could reduce the amount.
must've had at least 10 shits todaycarnivore adjustment not going well
>>539348175>Was his brother a Reform voter and fan of Widdecombe's and the killer thought they'd driven a wedge between him and his family?this is a pretty reasonable angle actuallyover the last ten years politics has driven lots of wedges between family members like thatAndy Callaghan and Channel 5 did that "Dear Kelly" movie about it, from the other side of the scaleit is otherwise totally fuckin incongruent reallydude was just like "hm, randomly in devon, lets randomly bash ann widdecombe in, wahey!"
>>539348175I feel sorry for her actuallythe quiet private terror she must've had having this smelly bearded bloke ask for her ID and cardsthat's Henry Nowak tier imothat dark terrifying moment when you realise you're already fuckedwouldn't wish it
>>539348414never take fadogia agrestis on an empty stomachalmost shat me shorts mid mission on warframethe actual poo came out like a bullet
>>539348414going all-in on every internet scam are we?
>>539347467I wouldn't advocate Starmer being murdered because I know if someone murdered Starmer, absolutely nothing would change. The problem is the establishment and the entire labyrinth of legal "you must sell your souls to immigration immigrants are your lords" framework that he's already set up, we're too late to destroy that.I can't think of a single person worth politically assassinating other than maybe Putin and clearly Putin isn't doing too great already so there's no need to stop the enemy when they're already fucking things up.The US has tried political assassinations in Iran but every time a new official steps up to the plate.
ninjas be out here with a name like miata farnbull eh and demanding to be taken seriously
I hope Josh dies today
>>539347976There's a mildly racist joke in there somewhere.
>>539348475I wonder how he'll be treated inside.
if anyone ever tells you "the english have no culture" just make them watch goodnight mister tom
>>539348475The terror is what gets me. It's why I'm in favour of hanging. It's an exceptionally scary experience not being able to breath, I think it's completely reasonable to expect someone that puts someone through moments of terror like that, feel a similar terror before they also die.
>glampingHow fancy can camping get before it's not really camping at all?
What has caused the lanyard class to kill?
been having proper rancid farts lately
>>539348798>if anyone ever tells you "the english have no culture" just make them watch goodnight mister tomOr just show 'em this picture.
>>539348968Glamping never wins on 4 in a Bed.
>>539349060I used to show alicia apus
>>539348560what?>>539348582>eating meat is a scamseethe more, noodlearmed berrypicker
>>539349308nerve struck
>grey kitchens>grey living roomsDisgusting.
>>539349192I show her willy pics
>>539349487>grey bedroomsdismal
>>539349308never take fadogia agrestis on an empty stomachalmost shat me shorts mid mission on warframethe actual poo came out like a bullet
can't tell if I need to fart or if I'm about to shat myself again
Apparently this post is "Racism" and I needed to be banned from all boards lads. melty!
>>539347584
>>539349751is this a "keep /pol/ in /pol/" situation?
>>539349855>keep /pol/ in /pol/no such rule, it's just a frustrated paedo judeosatan mossad mod. isn't it :)
>>539347584Remember, they call you "far right" so it's morally correct to cave your skull in with a hammer.
It's going to be very funny if Haigh quickly get sacked
>>539347584Thread music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
>>539349968Bolshevic behaviour
>>539349968hrm yes but nigel farage 5m drumpf hotel binfire belfast pogrom suffolk 12 poopy bumhead hmmmmmmm???
my neighbour is blasting metal. i had no idea people with good taste still existed in this country.
>>539350378
>>539350357What's he got on? Name the band
>>539350410dunno. sounds like the turkey tom outro.
>>539349644what?
A Good Yerbury afternoon to you all
no point arguing with the NRP shills because if they weren't voting for the NRP the next closest thing to their ideology is the Green party
>I is da minysta for de energy tings ya get me
>>539348249to go on bombing
might go shop for a white magnum
>>539350816>NRP shillsaka pic related
>>539348015nurburgring 24h?
>>539351038looks like a welsh bummer
>>539350864I'd trust her to run a nuclear power plant. If Homer Simpson can do it, she can do it too!
went out lookin for egglass from the other week (one I taught how to make scrambled eggs) so she could taste me speshal eggs but she wasn't in so come back in and ate me eggs then went out to give me neighbour some breadington and she was in there and we told him about how I taught her how to make scrammy eggies and she was like I fuckin knew how to make them they just didn't come out right and I was like so you didn't know how to make them then ahahahathen I called her an egglet and kekked and came back in me roomthen everyone clapped (my cheeks)
>>539351100Give your head a wobble, homer caused a meltdown in a truck with no nuclear material
>>539351083everything reminds you of your ex huh?
Need to bring this game back. It's currently lost media but I'm trying to see if I still have it saved somewhere. The creator has disappeared off the net.
>>539350864Peckham41% WhiteVote share: 58.8%
>>539349968Just this morning
THE KIDS CAN CALL YOU HOJU
>>539351110>corrrr awri lass, lemme teach u 'ow to mek sum PROPAH scrammy eggies yeah?anon said, sounding as smooth as he possibly could under the circumstances
>>539350723My grandad used to wear a jumper like that every day
>>539351312now I think about it, maybe mine did too. or my uncle. or both. can't tell
>>539350978extortionate prices
>>539351200she was pretty hairy
>>539347874Freeing up yung filly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifsf_PR_IBc
>>539351403he must've gotten tired of your man period fucking 10 shits a day? how was he supposed to shag your arse?
I think I'm just going to stop caring about the UK and politics. Its for the best.
>>539351430>yung fillyasian horse?
Mind the fucking gap chuds
Slop slop slop slop look everybody I said the word again slop slop slop it's so much easier than having to come up with a proper response slop slop slop I'm so clever please like me
>>539351206I remember that one from around 2010. Caused quite a stir at the time.
>>539351490why are you so focused on my bum?
>>539351603at least you're only saying slop your mum's giving it
Sorry for being late WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
>>539351646i'm like a heat seeking missile
>>539351704Pulled pork in a cob and some skin on chips.
... so then I said, "based and redpilled."
>>539351563Bit weird innit that both her and Olukemi have that
If I am against terrorisms and rape will someone hit me 21 times on me head with a hammer
>>539351774This is the new normal
>>539351704Kashrut mensch kubbeh
Tell you what lads, I'm currently driving across the states. I know we get memed for being pakis but that can easily be changed.The States is completely lost, it's so hard to find anyone that is genuinely white and I've been to 10 different states so far. The USA is completely lost, actual joke country and I'm genuinely thinking of pulling my return flight forward
>>539351810If you ask politely.
>>539351305Vax maybe?
Oh look a video of a car crash haha I'm going to comment You can't park there mate lol that will make everybody laugh and show them I am a right Banta Claus
>>539351941To continue onto this, I do not understand how they can have some of the most beautiful natural scenery you could ever ask for, and theyve just paved over it and put McDonald's and walmarts there
>>539351603Is this on a tiktok comment section? Someone told me today that I enjoy killing sleepwalking people. I'm so taken aback I genuinely don't know if it's worth responding to a guy operating on this IQ level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InFbBlpDTfQ
What the fuck this person is doing something other than scroll social media and watch Love Island I am going to make fun of them in the comment section that way everyone will know I am certified normal because who the fuck still has a hobby these days
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>>539348430The only one who driving the wedges in their families is themselves. I bet this greasy bearded onions-boy is obnoxious to be around. But they're so deluded into thinking they're the peacekeepers.
>>539351311ackshyuyallyshe asked me if I knew how to make themI was like e r lass I'll make them for you n you can watchand ste sat in the chair and watchedand ste's a chef and I got praise from him so am basically head hostel chef now as well as tech guy rooman suicide prevention guy and dementialad babysitter guy
>>539351953Good post
>>539352389>roomandon't even know what I was trying to say there
>>539352389Ooh ek thee sounds like a right lad thee does
they hired an autistic white convert at work..
>>539352569Biggus dickus was a woeman
>>539352320I'm waiting to get a more recent photo of him because there's no way he still looks like that with the court sketch going around nowhe got fat and weird looking, probably has that lost and faraway look of disgruntlement that drunks and head trauma victims getpolitics can be really bad for some people, you shouldn't be messing around with it unless you can handle a little emotional upset that other people disagree with your pointthese types of people always become cartoon characters
>>539351953Yeah this shit is old and obnoxious, no comments related to the video. Just a bunch of narcissists wanting upvotes.
>>53935174112th poo
>>539349968>You can not disagree with my world view, I must now murder you with a hammer 21 times Nazi racist bigot old woman>turn around so I do not have to look at youFar lefty going to go to a mental health hospital isn't he?
>>539352582You can convert to autism? I thought you had to be born into it, like judaism.
>>539352582Do they get extra paid breaks due to prayer time
>>539352634>politics can be really bad for some people, you shouldn't be messing around with it unless you can handle a little emotional upset that other people disagree with your point>these types of people always become cartoon charactersbrit/pol/ summed up lmao
>>539352842some orthodox autistic sects don't allow it but it's possible
Is this even the same guy? Looks completely different https://i.dailymail.com/1s/2026/07/21/13/110084761-15993127-Joshua_Kerry_28_who_has_been_charged_over_the_death_of_Ann_Widde-a-24_1784637103585.jpg
>>539353114kek looks like a muhammad
started making funny noises when I yawn like low pitched "oooo" noises so people think there's a ghost
>>539353114The guy on doorbell cam didn't look like the picture they put out, now this guy looks like someone else too
>>539353114looks more built than flabby and soft like in the photos
>>539353114I'm fairly confused about it, yeahlike, what happened since those photos were taken to turn you into that from that?maybe elizabeth cook accidentally walked into the wrong hearing?
>>539352634I'd expect they'd want to downplay the sterotypical nerdy physiognomy in the court sketches, I'd expect he looks much the same as his young self only holding on to this norwood 3 hairline. The nu-male millennial man is totally peak male evolution: left-wing, quirky, smart and couldn't possibly be secretly violent given the right circumstances... No not ever
>>539353089love a good garlic joe pickle protein source me
>>539352853i haven't seen it yet but apparently he won't be around friday afternoons. tried to be friendly, mostly got a deranged scowl back
>>539353298gave some lad in the temp room here two bags and some water the other day cos he thought he got booted out and roughed it with no food the night beforedidn't realise they were packed with fibrelad has probably had a nuclear arse for days
>>539353114Depends when the other photos are from. Maybe they did an Axel where they use a several years old photo, from before he had a menthol elf. Not that he looked much better then.
>>539353114Doesn't matter, he's cooked. They have told the whole country, so now any jury will already know and will declare him guilty without even needing to hear evidence.If he were brown, we still wouldn't have heard any details.
>>539353290if he was much younger and they only had teenage photos available like they had with the ruda-kabana then that'd be understandable we know what he looks like, we know his face, we know his present bodytypejust release an up-to-date mugshot ig?the dude is 28 come one now
>>539353455Lol nation of faggos
>>5393534352022 I think
Reminder that Andy Burnham is an actual, literal, verified cuckold
>>539353490>flagI don't even know who you are.
https://www.azernews.az/region/261336.html>Israeli tourists attacked at remote Mongolian campsite, one injured>A group of six Israeli tourists, including three former military personnel, was attacked at a remote campsite in northern Mongolia last week by an assailant reportedly armed with an axe, AzerNEWS reports.>The incident occurred on Monday evening as the group, consisting of three men and three women, was preparing to spend the night at the campsite.>According to the reports, the attacker, who was allegedly intoxicated, overheard the group speaking Hebrew before confronting them. The assailant reportedly shouted antisemitic slurs, including "Heil Hitler" and "Get out of here," before launching the attack with weapons.>One of the Israeli tourists sustained a fractured jaw after being struck in the face.First the Mountainniggers, now the Mongs, based things are afoot >Local authorities invited the group to file a formal police complaint, but the tourists reportedly declined to do so.lol, they were starting shit
Autism is the biggest threat to the West. Yes, that whimpy bedroom loner somehow has the balls to walk into your house and bonk you on the head 21 times.
>>539353579Lmao
>>539353649Even remote Mongolian with no connection to the wider world have had enough of the kikes.
>>539353579their swingers website account was posted on twitter
>>539353694I don't know why she didn't have more security?
>>539353435In the sketch he looks brown asian kek
Ann Widdecombe 'was bludgeoned 21 times over head with hammer in attack caught on camera after killer walked through open front door as she ate lunch in kitchen'
>>539353738evergreen
Reminder:Devon and Cornwall police, when first confronted by the shocking sight of an elderly lady with her head staved in, declared 'nothing suspicious here, definitely natural causes'.Only later did they declare a murder hunt underway.And of course it can't be terrorism when the entire political elite, media class, judiciary and law enforcement and every other institution of power and influence are in total political alignment with the killer.When the genocide hots up there will be a lot of shocked normies who couldn't read the most obvious of runes.
>>539353746https://townhouseswingers.com/contact/
>Today it emerged for the first time that the pensioner died from a 'blunt force injury to the head'. But, just hours earlier a coroner had insisted the cause of death was unascertained.Tf is going on
why does this guy look different every time?
>>539353766She probably didn't consider a guy seething in his bedroom for years after her prime obsessively thinking about how to murder her everyday. This is the problem with autists, no normal human would ever conceive of that.
>>539353649>The assailant reportedly shouted antisemitic slurs, including "Heil Hitler" and "Get out of here," before launching the attack with weapons.I'm sure this happened just how the Israelis said it did.
>>539353649HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRUUHOHOUMMMVAMMMAAAAAAACHINGISEEEEEEEAAAAEEEEEEIIHORUMMMAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE
>>539353921It's a patsy to make the far left look like murderers. Sponsored by Reform UK of course and the fashist state. read theory!
>>539353114>>539353921
>>539353943I understand she was getting on in years but if I had that house and that garden I'd have that shit so sensored up that if a squirrel shit, the secret service would know about itI think that would be fucking cool I get that might be a bit beyond someone approaching their octogenarian years
>>539353981It might sound unbelievable, but for some reason, Mongolians fucking love Hitler.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmutVrYo0y0
>>539353990reads like a ginger conan post
>>539353912The story is being rewritten in real time.
>>539353770Elizabeth Cook is probably a glowie. Gets called up for all the big cases.
>>539353912imagine the coroner staring into that dent like "yeaaaah... I can't tell... gonna need more time with this one guys"
It's annoying me how tims TV is at such a bad angle from his bed, one of the jerk off nurses should arrange to have a better TV stand installed in his room so he can move it around more.
9% of US adults identify as something other than straight in 2025. (assuming not closeted)8% of the world's population are white.50% of people are men.0.5*0.08*0.91 = 0.0364LGBTQIA+ includes everyone who isn't a straight white man.Approximately 3.6% of the world are straight white men.So, LGBTQIA+ is 96.4% of the world.If I made a group called "BASED" and it included everyone other than Jews, and I had a BASED center with BASED support for BASED people, would I receive government funding too?
>>539354305give your TV a wobble mate
>>539354292punt
>>539353835Yeah it went from she fell over to burglary gone wrongBurglarly gone wrong would surely be someone who didn't intend to use violence. How did they look at the state of her and determine it wasn't an intentional murder?
>>539354305More concerned about how he sits in that chair.
>>539354305or just move his bed to the other side of the roomlike it was originally
>>539354331wind your neck in lad
>>539354305The TV is already mounted on a bracket. Remove the TV, adjust the bracket, and reinstall the TV. The wall is blocking the TV’s viewing angle.
>Smotrich says Israel has 'no interest' in joining US war on Iran>Israeli Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich has said Israel has no interest in joining the aggression on Iran, calling the current US-led confrontation "the most correct and best" situation for Israel.>Speaking at the Katif Conference on 21 July, he said the aim is to "undermine and weaken until the regime falls" through economic strangulation.>"We need to crush it economically," he said, crediting US President Donald Trump's reinstated blockade and pointing to Iran's deepening economic crisis as a mark of success.Can't wait until Burnham drags us in as well
>>539354406thats just how it is after its tipped him out
>>539354384Anti-white neo-marxist drones clumsily attempting to cover up for a fellow anti-white neo-marxist drone
>>539354406It's a chair that helps you get up by tilting forward. Retard.
>>539353649oh no, anywayreminder there's very few israeli "civilians"
>>539354305>the jerk off nursesThe what?
>>539354319Most gay people are foren and I think that's pretty confusing. White men are even a minority there.
>>539354442Doesn't look like the bracket comes out far enough, they'll have installed the wrong sort of bracket in the first place knowing how competent are NHS are
>>539347584>Monkey abandoned in laundry bag on London busWas it a Monkey-Monkey?Or a Nigger&Jew Rape-Spawn Abortion??
>>539354567it's not even like we have a tory government or anything right nowliterally labour in power as we speak going through a change in managementeven if reform does well in the next GE that's '29 and Widdecombe was like 79 so she would be too old to stand anywhere at that pointshe'd probably be too old to stand upit's just all so frivolous next we're gonna hear that he wrote about some fucking "helter skelter" esque plan where he deludedly thought him killing Widde-widde set off a political revolution and then everybody is gonna be like "uh, no...? obviously, retard?..."
in the mood for a sex
>>539354690The nurses are wankers.
>>539354843>him killing Widde-widdehim killing widde would*sorry in my head I keep hearing jimmy savile go "sha-widdy-widdy" when I read her name and it's really fucking annoying
The seeds of (((Chimp-Out))) have been planted?
>it's 2005>*happy-slaps you*
>>539354579>RetardListen man, I'm sorry I don't own the doohickey compendium.
>>539355134nah
>>539354292Shouldn't this just be called the 8 dwarfs of Auschwitz?
what are you spending your 8p a day energy bill savings on lads?
gone 6 bong, what's for facking din dins?Me? Papa Johns pizza>inb4 errggh wogs touching your food and using the pizza boxes as prayer matsyeah no. Went in there din't eye. Done a little reccy. Reconnaissance. All young white lads
>>539355384Might save up for a week and buy a freddo.
>>539353114
>>539354690He called one of the nurses a 'jerk off nurse' because she disciplined him for shouting
>scored a good early bedtime>3.11pmwhat the fuck is his problem?https://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2079570020816859397
>>539355766That is not his earliest
>>539355590>Guess how many choccy eggs are in the jar, Anne>21? Are you even taking this seriously, Anne?>I'll show you 21!
>>539355590KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON ANNIE'S SKULL
>>539355766I don't give a fuck what some fat old cuck is doing and you shouldn't either.
>>539355915i'm fucking paying for it thats why
>>539355894>ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?>ARE YOU OKAY?>ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE?
>>539355250Do you own a brain with an IQ above 90?
Twenty-one times.
truss's unfunded tax cuts >:(burnham's unfunded tax cuts :)
1. Messi's family did not come to the stadium.2. Argentina's President was expected to attend but never showed up.3. Diego Simeone was seen in the stands during almost every Argentina match, yet he was absent from the final.4. Lautaro Martínez was not even shown on screen for a single minute, let alone given any playing time.5. Enzo received two yellow cards and was sent off6. Lisandro Martínez's injury. He is the kind of player who has continued playing even while bleeding in ordinary matches, yet in a World Cup final he got injured without any apparent contact from an opponent.7. Cristian Romero's injury.8. Scaloni's strange substitutions.9. Argentina failed to register a single shot on target in the first 90 minutes. Even after 120 minutes, they managed only two shots on target.10. Spain completed nearly 800 passes, while Argentina completed fewer than 300. It is difficult to believe.11. Argentina kept losing possession. Even when they managed to win the ball back, they often gave it straight back to Spain with their very next action. Time after time, they would bring the ball out from their own penalty area, reach midfield, and then immediately surrender possession.12. Cristian Romero did not shake hands with Trump.13. As of now, Messi, Julián Álvarez, De Paul, Lautaro Martínez, Enzo Fernández, and Lisandro Martínez have still not returned to Argentina.14. Finally, Messi was not awarded the Golden Ball. By what statistical measure did Rodri deserve it over Messi?
>>539356427cheaper leccy innit
let's cut taxes ...for BAMES. 10% more tax for all british citizens
>>539353649Mongolians are based as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2NUnbQl8XM
>>53935651615. Who cares
>>539356059Yes. Hope this proves it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjSHIHAElE
>>539356516>>539356604yeah football season is overliterally who cares the moment we get knocked out honestly
>bought some american style bacon>absolute dogshit for anything except cooking fast
>>539356516I dont like this series, bring back the 90s and 2000s wwe script writers for the next wog cup
>>539356699Isn't it 70% fat?
>>539356516Screenshotted for seething purposes
>>539356580More kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kWkfN0HPUo
>>539353649>>539353981>>539354154Jeets love Hitler.Japs love HitlerMongolians love Hitler. The swastika is big in these cultures. Coincidence?
winning the powerball tomorrow ladsthe brit/pol/ summer bbq will be on
>>539356727It splits in half every time I try get a piece out the pack and tastes significantly worse than anything I can get out Aldi.
>>539356760£8.3m a month tax free for 30 years, why is everyone not doing this
>>539356516So what's you diagnosis, corruption?
>>539356516Did you see how he put the thing in the back of the whatever? Dude, I thought I was gonna die. Mbutu is gonna really help us this season. Getting the JewSports Complete Pack and the new kit, it's only 499 for gold members. Can't wait.
>>539355766just do this cunt in already
>>539356839>tax freeexcuse me
>>539356757Basically Hitler was like mega flippin evil and so he took the peace symbol from Hinduism and uhhhh... buddhism and flipped it to show how heckin evil he was. He stole the symbol!!!! Look at this.
Homemade kebab for tea.
>>539357150>Homemade kebabbro kidnapped a white girl
Surprised nobody's bothered mentioning this: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/restore-britains-marlon-west-suspended-164546774.html>Restore Britain's candidate for the Greater Manchester mayoral by-election has been temporarily suspended from his role in the NHS for 'offensive' social media posts.>Marlon West, who is from Greater Manchester, has worked in the public sector for 30 years as a community mental health nurse.>On Friday July 17, the Nursing and Midwifery Council (NMC) published an interim decision confirming the decision to suspend Mr West for a period of 18 months.>An interim order stops a nurse or midwife practising during an investigation.>The Manchester Evening News has seen a copy of the report, which states that the decision followed allegations made against Mr West.>The concerns relate to social media posts made by Mr West in 2025. The MEN understands these include comments referring to the abuse suffered by his own daughter.>Mr West has been a prominent campaigner against Child Sexual Exploitation, seeking to establish a national grooming gang enquiry. His daughter was aged 14 when she was sexually exploited.>Restore Britain told the MEN that in a discussion on a private Facebook group, Mr West referred to the injuries his daughter received at the hands of one of these gangs.>It is believed Mr West posted: "This is what Pakistanis do! After being raped and tortured! My daughter you sicko.">The NMC made further investigations into other social media posts made by Mr West. In one, he stated: "Ban Afghans from entering the UK.">Rupert Lowe, leader of Restore Britain, said: "I entirely agree with him - that is Restore Britain policy."
>>539357039He can fuck right off
>>539356822grim
>>539357211You're a fucked up individual if that's the first thing your mind jumps towards.
>>53935584097 final answerwhen i was a kid they had a roll the dice game for winning a car at our school fair, must have been 7-8 years old, i fucking won, 5 sixes in a row and they just picked up the dice and said sorry bad luck kid, still fuming
>>539356760do you do premium bonds? i know someone that won 40k 2 months in a row i was fuming
>>539357367
>>539357426Wtbam prize loses value every year, still better than shitty bbc gameshows with its already well off middle class contestants going for £2k so they can go on their 3rd cruise of the year
>>539357284Suspended for his daughter being raped, or him mentioning that it was a paki?
>>539357284Being attacked or raped is a crime in the UK.He committed that crime.They also enforce this in porn. If a character in porn is being raped, they have to say "I consent" or else it's illegal.Consent or go to jail.
>>539357467they always felt like a weird thing to meneed to hold a lot in them to have any chance and still need small wins to not have inflation eat the savings
>>539357738all the high value prizes go the the richest people because of maths
>>539357833I had 50K in them for a few years, but most months I just got 25 quid or none.
>>539357526Also the fact that below around question 10 the money is meaningless
>>539357211This Blachbpudliansm will not be tolerated.We are all kebab!
https://xcancel.com/PhilippusArabus/status/2079500111273496821is this whats coming to us?
>>539356839>>539356760lotteries are the worst form of gambling in terms of returngambling is almost always (very rare exceptions) a detriment, but not only do lotteries pay very little back (hence why they're often charity lotteries so they can harvest money for charity) but the idea of making everyone poor so one person can be rich is stupid
>>539358245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ma6hXtzZDc
>>539358218They're bro tier good lads
>>539358259
>>539357958Gambling aside, a lot of people don't even beat inflation with them.
>>539357284stop! stop! he's already got my vote!
>>539358218Why are people completely incapable of getting a group of their own together to push back?
>>539358362>no russian roulette amateurs pic relatedit's me after precisely two and a half beers
>>539347584We are past that. We are at FULL ON PCLOADLETTER!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8
>>539358516racism
>>539358522amateur, I do that sober when thinking about the future of Britain for more than 13 picoseconds
>>539358576classic
>"Is Andy Burnham going to rob the south to pay for the north?"Hot fucking takes on GBNews.
Don't even have the enthusiasm to masturbate.
>>539358661like yeah craps, blackjack, all classicseven got some new entries to the list here with day trading and draft kingsbut there's plenty more gambling to be done than thatdice in the alley, "I fucking dare you," and pokemon card collection/evaluation are also completely valid forms of gambling which deserve representation on this tier listpeople also just flip coins and roll dice, they call them "coin men/dice men"they live by coin and die by the coin
>>539358861they're not happy with tha' boot on t'other foot
>>539358876yeah actually I've noticed thisit wasn't obvious at first, I was raging against the system, but over the last few months the thought of whacking off for any reason besides chemical reaction has made me too depressed to botherit's not even that I don't enjoy it or the stuff I like, that's not changing, but having the government and the world at large be interfering with that is kind of a fucking moodkillerso then I'm just like "fuck it, can't be fucked"it's not even like "nofap" or an actual guided conscious attempt to follow a regime, I'm just fucking depressed honestly
still creasing at farage shitting his pants and spamming about calling for a GE
>>539358876>>539359065its loser behaaviour and you know it when you do it even if you lie to yourself and cope in regards to itonly thing you should be nutting in or on is a young woman
>>539358218that's a pretty good twitter thread some excellent posts in there
>>539359143I dunno based on how my attitudes toward sex has shifted since xvideos stopped showing me videos, I'm pretty sure sexually disenfranchised men just lose interest in women and sex entirelya healthy level of sexual curiosity is apparently an important part of even being attracted to people at all
>>539358876It's for the best.
>>539358516Atomised individuals lad.
>>539359398its called giving up so you save yourself from the shame of failure
>tfw listening to The Witch's Promise by Jethro Tullhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qfMzljObgA
>>539359841no I think it's called sexual repressionthey had it in the soviet union too
>>539359895you're only sexually repressed because you're not getting any. thats your fault
shrimply purchase a plastic sex arse (made in great britain)
>>539359958just move into a hostel then branch outnigerian women love me
>>539359934wouldn't want anyI can't think of anything less sexy than having your sex life micromanaged by the stateit's a bit of a turn off for me
burnham is gonna make an example of them
Plastic sex arses with freckles and realistic ginger pubes on them. Also with voice lines by Angela Rayner.
clewshttps://rumble.com/v7d23rm-special-guest-laments-podcast-on-the-hope-not-hatification-of-the-burnham-r.html
>>539349751What's this fuckin shit I got banned for a full month just recently and no one told me why?Fuckin communist paedophile bastards.
>>539360235
>>539360177Are they US citizens?
>>539360152just shag aboutdon't even need to know anything about them nor they youif you get any up the duff they'll just get into a relationship with the lad they've been working for ages cos they all have one, the boy best friend they suddenly fall in love with when they've got a bun in the oven (and nobody knows but she gets pregnant very quickly after they get together lmao)
>>539360235Patel or Mahmood sitting on your face calling you a pigslut though
>>539360298Andrew was born there so maybe
>>539360298yeah dual US/UK but they're also nonces so i don't care what happens to them
>>539360332>if you get any up the duff they'll just get into a relationship with the lad they've been working for ages cos they all have oneI'm gonna write that one down for laterdon't misinterpret my disinterest for idealism here, it's just weird he said thatin general I'm kind of bummed about the whole thing tooimagine in the future on UK pornhub there's like five categories and it's like all the safest most tamest shit imaginablethat just makes me feel queasy and then I think about it too long and I'm like "I'm not horny anymore"doesn't make me want to seek out real sex either, it's just annoying and I think, fuck this
>>539360177I don't like these two freaks, but when the entire state is out to get you, and they're forcing schools to teach against you, you can't deny they have an outstanding effect on the youth.
>>539360235Without objective morality, anything becomes possible.
you can always tell when a birds into you on the lowkey cos she randomly makes a point of going out of her way to greet you but nobody elsethis can be a simple "hi anon" - especially at weird times like if she just saw you and was talking to you about ten seconds ago then says hi again when she sees you againor it can be suddenly getting into a habit of waving at you when she sees you from a distance with a big smile on her face even though you've never had a conversation before but maybe exchanged one or two words in passingor it can be her face lighting up at the merest interaction between the two of you and / or inserting herself into the conversation between yourself and another when she's typically quiet and doesn't really talk to many people unless they initiate first (esp if you become the focus)or it can be you standing in an open space and she's passing through but decides to walk across from you with maybe a couple of centimeters between you
>>539360599so you're a brown muslim? that is the implication here
>>539347584let it be known he did burn the place down
>>539360554the fact you're even thinking into it this much tells me your hormonal profile is fucked and I'm saying this with loveits really not that complicatedyou live your life, you do things that give you attractive qualities whether from those things directly or from giving you skillsets (especially social) over timeyou look after yourself physicallyand eventually you'll get women approaching you and / or giving you subtle signalsyou don't even need to seek it outand quite frankly I think any man that does is a degenerateits supposed to come to you while you're busy doing things in your own flowget active and start attracting instead of wanking off in your own filth and ruminating over the state of the worldthis place doesn't help, its full of depressed ubermongs without a single ounce of will to powerbut even that is just a hurdle to leap, I overcame it and the negative impact this place can have, if I can then you can too
Bumham
>>539360791If I was a brown muslim I wouldn't have said I don't like them. Give that fucking head a wobble mate.
>essayposting
>>539360913it's clear you do like them
>>539360797bhutan anon wilding outshould we be concerned?
>>539360797oh I forgot we had an office space image as the OPgenuinely thought bhutan anon just burning some shit down there
>>539360554>I'm kind of bummed
>>539349968Rotherham grooming gang paki rapist simply defending his honor.
growing me hair again lads
>>539361278fuckin americanizm innitmy speech is littered with them as a result of growing up during peak Cartoon Network/Nickelodeon years and having kind of an isolated childhood
>>539360971check'd>>539361054okay then
>>539361722it's creating plausible deniabilitynow if you actually were burning shit down, you won't get in trouble for it
>>539361311frank lampard?
>>539361805
>>539360864that you joshij bean and cheese? will test your theory as am starting gym soon. last roll of the dice for me these next few months
>>539362184is that sneed from american sneed
>>539362506keep goingsome nigerian lass asked me for my number today kek
>>539362578hope you said 1488
>>539362533basically, yes, yes that is sneednotice sneed throughout your reality and known that we have been here all along
>>539362939this is very useful information and i look forward to rush hour sneed
>>539362996>666check'd
>>539362578cor. got a few months left in me. think i could cope with my life better if i had literally anything to cling to. can’t let it kill me till i’ve seen your black bungalow with flame decal black wheelie bin outside on bin day
>>539363194always thought "get behind me satan" sounded a little quare
>>539362851top kek
>>539363225took me ten years to get out of rock bottom la, you can do it
>>53934810224/7/365
