Tropical storm Bertha has 60 mph winds and is about 2 days from landfall in the swampy bits of Louisiana.
>>539348758I'm in baton rouge. Am I going to die?
>>539348758>Tropical stormGay
>>539348812no, that's too far north>>539348844I mean at the rate it is strengthening, it could be a cat 1-2 hurricane at landfall, I haven't checked if conditions are favorable
>>539349053Too late I already ate my dog and neighbors. What do I do now??
>>539349197try to hold in the farts until the breeze shows up
>>539348758This shit caused like an inch of flooding at the end of my street. The wind and rain is cool but I fucking despise driving through salt water, shit needs to go on and GIT out of here.
Rolling for total Louisiana destruction.
>>539349197I hope it was a pitbull. Enjoy the rain I guess.
>>539349332whats wrong with driving through saltwater specificially?
>>539349749you do understand that saltwater will corrode the fuck out of a vehicle if it is not rinsed off, right?
>>539349749It destroys your car. We already get weird rust right on the ocean (hood, roof, trunk) but driving through salt water and not immediately rinsing it off is how you guarantee frame rust. It's nowhere near as bad as concentrated salt on the roads like up north but still.
>>539348758>how much Florida gives a shit about thisI'm not a poorfag so I'm having a boat survey done tomorrow. Fuck it
>>539349749It makes shit rust but it sure is fun.
>>539348758Will NoLa be cleansed… again?
>>539349926I'm visiting Michigan and there's sooooo many rusted out cars here still on the road. >>539350381No, but the swamps to the south are gonna get a fair bit of rain.
>>539350438What about TTD?
>>539348812You will when ole miss gapes lsu next season and the entire state kills themselves for hiring Kiffin.
>>539350464I don't think trannies live in the swamps.
>>539350613Oh sorry I don't follow foosball
>>539350718
Lot of refineries down there. Oil to 200$ a barrel if a hurricane hits hard
>>539350718They.are french. Faggotry is in thier DNA
ahsg discord:/KWC935Eej
>>539348812No but you will spend your life in gridlock
>>539348758nothingburger unless manipulation is involved. no big storms for the atlantic in a giga el nino year, science n shit.
>not even a hurricaneWake me up when it’s cat 4, anything less is weak sauce
>>539351475Look buddy we're supposed to make light hearted jabs at each other, not blow me the fuck out with the truest statement anyone has ever made.
>>539351532maybe they can seed the clouds
>>539351429You're not Confederate Meteorologist, and you're glowing.
>>539348758
bump
>>539352143heh
>>539348812Death come for us all, anon
>/ahsg/ is backI missed you guys
>>539348758I'm ready.
>>539361749its kinda comfy to watch the livestreams for lesser storms the problem is they always just drive around and never get out and show you what's going on outside
>>539361490best time of the year
