Suddenly zoomers have reversed trends and have decided not to tank the alcohol industry.
>>539350705Nothing left to lose except their kidneys and sanity, might as well
>>539350705they heard the cry of the industry and took chargegod bless those broccoliheaded retards
booze bros we are so back!
These studies fluctuate like stocks
>>539350705America is turning into the USSR
>>539350705And it's gonna cause a real shit storm to be honest... the industry made a huge effort to try and entice people to drink and made all sorts of abomination beverages filled with high levels of sugar.
Normies starting to crack kek looks like those ssris aren’t working but based. Well get some nice zoomie crash out body cams.
>>53935103512.5% must be vile. Even 7% vodka drinks are fuck your brain up on turbo mode.
>>539350705>Actually the ball is redRiveting journalism from a faggot
>>539350874>These studies fluctuate like stocksThese studies are fake and manipulated by fake journalists because they need to meet the status quo of publishing useless news articles.
I think zoomers are gong to remain one of the driest generations since prohibition but a lot of the new pre-mixed canned drinks are going to be the go to for most should they start.My guess as to why they shied away from the alch is probably because they saw how badly their boomer and genx parents/grandparents got with it and that when most did get to the "go to the bars" drinking age the covid lockdowns happened.
>>539351225Club culture is Jewish, they're not rejecting alcohol so much as Jewish depravity
>>539351209Also written by Jews who believe they can just magically will anything into existence even though Americans are one missed meal away from shooting the fucking rats.
I'm a younger millennial but due to delayed social development also didn't really start drinking and getting into alcohol socially until my late 20s. I imagine something like that might be going on with zoomers
>wishful thinking from the alcohol peddlersIt makes you fat and being fat is a worse fate than death for a gen that thinks life ends at 25Gen Z and A are not drinking.
>>539350705Based and drunk pilled
>>539350705>Today on manufacturing consensus; Alcohol.
>>539351528>why you need my poison, alcoholism: a defense
>>539351035I've drank these. It's really sweet and acidic and feels like it corrodes your stomach lining. But gets you fucked up for pretty cheap >>539351115
>>539351369Hey don't insult my niggas. Rats are cool. Kikes are trash, and even <that> is insulting to garbage.
big news: zoomers reached legal age at significant enough rates now to drink and to change the statistics. wow
>>539350705It was really only covid that saw the dip from zoomers. By 2023 they were roughly even with millennials at the same age, but the meme of anti alcohol zoomers had already been established
>>539350705>Suddenly zoomers have reversed trends and have decided not to tank the alcohol industry.>everyone is drinking goyim, you should too! Oy vey!Propaganda article
>>539351658These comparisons follow age group by year. So they'd compare 23 year olds from 2003 and 2013 to 23 year olds from 2023, etc.
>>539351658Zoomers are 30 year old, they have been of age for a long time. They just have realized that health nuttery is retarded
>>539351658>shutterstock image >IWSR president Marten Lodewijks>Actively choosing to drink slightly less has become the default position for the majority >Meaningful declines were registered in the frequency of occasions for drinking beverage alcohol >this behaviour has become a structural >The number of people drinking remains consistent, but the frequency with which we drink and the amount we drink per occasion is dropping.Fuck suits
>>539350705>two weeks latergen z are teetotalers again
>>539350705alchohol is too expensiveI switched to rubby (rubbing alcohol) listerine & hand sanitizer and it was one of the best decisions I ever made. Done giving money to the liquid jews. Mix everything with 7up if you are too much a pusy
>>539352214I acknowledge that I'm posting from the unceded territory of anon's people
>>539352271KEK
>>539350705Drinking is an ancient tradition, and honestly it's good for them at this point. These kids are so bottled up they need some social lube desperately.
>>539350705That was fast.
>>539352271i am indian (dot) not indian (feather)your judgemental racism shows how stupid and wrong you are.Reddit is right, this board is retardeded
>>539351776Drinking booze far predates and is seperate from jewish influence. Yeah they became intertwined later because they have their hands in any and every industry but drinking by itself is not 'jewish'. Yes it's dangerous. So was being a German in WW2. Who gives a fuck? Going out and drinking and fucking is better for zoomers than being bottled up future schizoids making themselves braindead from smoking every day.
you guys think any of these "studies" are true and anything besides marketing?
>>539351115It is but it ducks you up. Zoomies don’t want the extra shit we just want to numb ourselves at will.>>539351611Checked. You described it perfectly kek I have to stop drank a 4 pack last evening rolling into work still buzzed in two hours lmaoI thought it was shrinkflation at first but then saw the thread on mini cocktails. I’ll give it a try next time. Also bros know any good spots to pick up zombie chicks Fucking them on alcohol is a blast. Almost makes me forget the world is fucked
>>539352523Feces
>>539350705Zoomers saw how cute Aruko from Yani Neko was and decided in mass they were literally her.
Should have prioritized ending survelliance
>>539350705>publications with nothing to write about>oscillate between positive and negative reports on a given issue>totally fabricated at every turn
>>539350705Zoomers will never know.
>>539350874You can find "studies" to support any viewpoint you have.
>>539353039bro old 4loco formula was a menace
>>539350705i thought the author was the youngest casualty in ukraine
>>539350705This is harram. We are watching
>>539350705You can't hate modern "journalist" enough.
>>539350705kek, zoomers are a meme
>>539350705If they're anything like me. They didn't drink in college. But drank after college when the misery became a glutton.
>>539350705>Suddenly zoomers have reversed trendsmore like:alcochol brands ceo's :WE NEED TO MAKE US LOOK PROFITABLE TO SHAREHOLDERS
>>539351115not brainliverpll who drink beers that are stronger than 5.5% will end up with destroyed livers at the age of 55if you get cold liver (dead organ), you die in 15 -20 days witch btw is one of worst kind of deaths its like permament hangover, that your body cant clean because no more liver, and you die from it (toxicity)
>>539350705I noticed that with my niece recently, mid 20s, never drank at all, then she started having wine and lemonade, which I thought was a bit gay, but I never said anything. Then she started drinking just wine. Then the other day I went round to put a shelf up for her, and she was drinking neat vodka, I kinda thought, fuck that was fast. She as a fella and a kid and that and they seem happy, but I dunno, maybe they have just realized how fucked up everything is. At least we millennials had relatively normal childhoods
>>539353634That’s it they’re growing up and pushing 30 with no kids no future no family no house no real job no real economy no real world. What else is left but drugs and alcohol. The alcoholism will hit Gen z hard especially those who were sober in early 20s. They’re going to “catch up “ those early years they didn’t party. Get ready for 30 year old roasties at the club ready to fuck in the stalls
>>539351658>Zoomers (Generation Z) are between the ages of 14 and 29 in 2026Pack it in Unc
>>539350705lol that faggot literally has an HR certification (SHRM-CP)less credibility than a random reddit screencap
>>539350705well yeah they got older, this happens every gen.
>>539351209I noticed something like this too, because I actually like reading summaries of new studies and had to figure out which garbage to immediately skip past. Once you think about this critically it's shocking how much worthless and repetitive crap is put out.
>>539350705Predictable. Gen Z are just behind in exposure by several years; they don’t drink because they’ve never tried it and haven’t been in enough of the social situations where it’s common. It was almost never about health and wellness. Wellness trend is mostly snake oil anyways and seems to be on its way out.
>>539350705So, when they weren't old enough to drink, they drank much less than previous generations, and now that they are old enough, they are drinking the same. Amazing. This is the kind of bombshell reporting we need to get back to.
>>539350829The younger generations replaced drinking alcohol with energy drinks as if those are anything healthier. Return to tradition is a step up from that.
>>539353039that's what i'm talkin about. USA flavor and galactic punch are the best. green apple is poison. loko is 13.9% around here
>>539351035these candy drinks are for high school girls
>>539350705We went from optimistic and health conscious to absolutely doompilled and drug dependant
>>539355356Zoomers drink those while puffing on fruity vapes
>>539350836This
>>539350829>sanitygood one
>>539355404I look like this and walk like this
>>539350705>FuturismWtf
yeah and they’re fucking retards who can’t look you in the eye when they order their “tito’s and vodka” with a voice that sounds like a ball hasn’t dropped yet t.bartender
>>539352214>rubby (rubbing alcohol)that would make you go blind. NO ONE should ever do this. NEVER drink rubbing alcohol
>>539355816buy an ad seagram family the people are taking power again and no false old wives tales are going to scare people
>>539355356Stfu boomer tell me you get no ass without telling me. The point is they fuck you up and then you fuck them while you both fucked up. Taste like candy so they keep drinking you dumb nigger
>>539350705Looks like us millennials are off the hook for ruining everything. Buckle up zoomers, you'll be reading these articles for the next two decades.
>>539353039Disgusting as fuck.
because it is a low quality retarded drug/stimulant. there are better alternatives out there such as methylphenidat and benzodiazepin. you can get prescribed and purchase those from any pharmacy even in turkey :D (it is dirt cheap btw). alcohol makes you obese even if you drink low calorie ones such as vodka meanwhile methylphenidat makes you lose weight and improves your thought process. nicotine addiction will stay since it's extremely addictive but alcohol addiction is easily beatable and percentage of drinkers will greatly reduce over time no matter how hard they try via movies or propagandas such as making it look manly/cool/rebellious. lol. lmao.
>>539355877Anyone with an IQ above room temperature knows that rubbing alcohol is not for humans to drink.
>>539357945ok architecti've been drinking rubby for years and I still have 20/20 perfect vision>'No0O0Oooo yOu HAvE tO bUY 0Ur OvERpriCeDD PotAATOe Sl0p@!@'Seagrams a I sweat to G-d
>>539353039>original 4 Loko and Salvia DivinorumThe late 00s were fun
>>539355816It's shameful how small her tits with how fat she is
>>539350705So if they aren’t drinking, then it’s an abstinence problem and it’s hurting the economy and we should be worried.. if they aren’t drinking drinking then it’s alcoholism and we need to do some intervention.
>>539350848
>>539355816But what about mouthwash?
>>539350705Whatever gives them a bad image am I right? What concerns them is that they lean left-wing and want revenge for the shit is going on. Something my generation (millennials) failed to do (they chase the carrot sideways instead of looking up). And now they are scared. They should be! I hope zoomers succeed and fuck them all up. Its long due and they are not alone in this.
>>539350705Duh. The younger gen z are now old enough to drink. Math isn't easy for libtards.
>>539353318That and manufacturing consensus. If people think everybody's doing it, they'll do it too. Trends start from the top down.
>>539350705They're doing it too late. When you can't find it outside of barsOdd how they're doing this as their previous drug of choice "cheese" (opioids mixed with blood-thinning painkillers) was getting too expensive to make
>>539351369>even though Americans are one missed meal awayIs that meal elevensies or second breakfast?
>>539352214there is a local pub near me which serves a 0,05l shot of 70% absinthe priced at 2,10€. it's easier to be an alcoholic around here than not
I'm just glad these retarded articles are being written about genz instead of us now.
FAKE AND GAY ALCOHOL INDUSTRY ARTICLE TRYING TO PORTRAY DRINKING AS POPULAR
>>539350705Need another title.
>>539350705Same like Oddessey is selling tickets like crazy? LiquidJews getting desperate and doing the 9 out of 10 people bit
>>539351611Drinking water as a chaser doesn't fuck up your stomach any less. It's just an alcohol thing I guess.
>>539350705thank god jews solved this problem so we won't be seeing these type of kike posts in the future complaining about genz not going out drinking
>>539352717No thanks kike
>>539350705MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND ZOOMERS
>>539350705If all it took was literally 20 days for the nees to go from ABSOLUTE TANKING OF ALCHOHOL SALES, RED ALERT to "everything is perfectly stable, and demand is increasing!" perhaps it was the media that was wrong, and not anything to do with zoomers?
>>539350705I think it was just all the boomers over 4th of july
>>539351035Last night I drank a half a liter of tequila and didn't even have a hangover this morning. I should probably stop drinking. This shit is gonna fuckin kill me deader'n a hammered carp.
>>539350705
>>539350705>>539350874Becuase if you measure alcohol by amount consumed vs dollars spent on alcohol you get very different results, zommers are drinking, but they aren't buying $200 bottles of wine, or even $10 dollar beers at a bar
>>539350705Im doubtful.My girlfriends zoomer sister and her boyfriend pretty much dont drink. They prefer drugs instead.So from my anecdotal experience this headline is wrong.
