can i now go to a synagoge and wash my hands or enter the office of the chancellor and tell him which stock to buyhowdoes this work, what am i entitled to now wearing this ridiculous thing
>>539363730You can claim to be a holocaust survivor and you get free pickles with your sandwich at any jewish deli
>>539363730Panican? Why didn't you ask?
>>539363827kekclaude told me thiswhere can i claim my free holocaust shekel
>>539363730Get on my level
>>539364056they actually came like that from the factory for a while
>>539364056dude, some asshole laughed at me and i slapped this dude in front of his girlfriend, i got 5 month prison for it, im now running around wearing a kippah and i will wear it to the Berufung, im certain, im certain i walk free, wearing this fcking thing and if they ask me to prove if im a jew, i sue the court for being antisemitic and if that doesnt help, i tell them, i always gfelt like im a jewi mean if you can become a dude if you are a women or a women if you are a dude, im sure you can feel like a jew, freedom of religion right
>>539363827What's the point of a deli that doesn't have any pork?
>>539363730you can become a Hitler's second coming if you are brave enough
Real talk if you actually bought and wore a kippah how much could you get away with and how much secret knowledge could you achieve?Do they have any gatekeeping to see if you’re a real Jew?
>>539364607>gatekeeping to see if you’re a real Jew?Cock inspection day, for real this time.
>>539364479thats plan Bim studying AI now, if i fail i become hitlers grandson thats for surewhatever hitler said, it is now more true than ever, factGöbbels said once, if we dont kill all jews, all of humanits will be the eternal slave of jews
>>539363730They will turn you away and you must say>no yid you must make me a jew!they will protest so just keep showing up>MAKE ME A JEWyou will say>oy vey GO AWAY GOYthey will protest, you keep going to the rabbi>MAKE ME A JEW RABBIHe will tell you to go awayThen finally they will make you a honorary jewThose are the rulesfr no cap
>>539363730why are you trying to larp as Jesus Christ?
>>539364650So its patched everywhere but the usa?
>>539363730Go to a bank and ask for a loan for Jews.
>>539364328i hope this is made up, either you already have a criminal history or a retarded lawyer (or none at all), 5 months prison for a slap is unheard of.Also you need the confirmation of a rabbi to proof that you are a jew, doing that will make you look stupid and a prosecutor who wants to pick a bone, may start a trail for blasphemy or some retarded bullshit.
>>539364328KeK you sound like an old dude I used to play zombie escape . He was an austrian pretending to be a Russian and his name was blyatdimitrie
>>539364283Dodge Bros were evil Freemasons, same as Ford but he was a good one warning us about them. Thats why Dodge has a Sphinx at their tomb. They were colloborating with jews but were not jewish.
Star of David/Seal of Solomon is a Freemason symbol.
>>539363730You should apply for the rateless "jewish loan" and invest that to stocks. Basically free money glitch.
>>539363730>>539364022>>539364328>>539364664Honestly, this is the best post on /pol/ right now. This is the kind of goy behaviour that is ungovernable. Every goy should follow this model and if they end up in court use that opportunity to initiate discovery about the true nature of those who claim they are Jews but are not. Amazing anon, keep it up.>Matthew 10:16>16 Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
>>539365871In Austria theres a government register that tracks to wich religion everyone belongs. Depending on your religion you get taxed.You can only change to Judaism if a rabbi confirmes that. Keep in mind Europe is different to the US less freedom and no free speech.But in any other country I'd say go for it.
>>539363730okay, so you got the little hat but you don't know the secret hand signal..
>>539363730You are a fool
>>539363730Could probably land yourself a sweet overpaid gig setting up and maintaining eruv
>>539363730It's just a little hat, you're not a "Jew" just because you wear a little hat.
>>539363730Ngl these little hat niggas are cool. Jews get cool stuff too bad they had to get their dick mutilated.
>>539366827How do they know
>>539366943they keep the register of all available jews, the IBM did it for them back then
>>539363730you can't just buy one, sillyyour mother has to hand stitch it from your severed foreskin, after the leather has been tanned through mastication by a rabbi.
>>539364328https://www.bitchute.com/video/B0BMXOJC4pHJ
>>539366300>If you declare yourself as having no religion (ohne Bekenntnis), you do not pay any church tax
>>539364944>Jesus Christ>kippahLearn history >>539366943Jewdar
>>539363730>not buying the alpha jew hairy hat
>>539367987>tanned through masticationThanks, that's just the image I wanted in my headbones. Brb /screaming
>>539363730These lil niggers tried it and is not that easy.https://youtu.be/_vg9FWbm9bc?si=juoQ-mCJ_A5_SAt7
>>539370033I said larp because if he wants to be like the OG Jews such as Jesus Christ you are larping because it's not Jewish thing but rather a talmudic one
