These monkeys are willing to kill over what amounts to a mystery box.https://x.com/TheOnlyDSC/status/2079632256281317830
>>539365708Just remotely drive a fedex van off a cliff.
>>539365708>porch pirates
can't you fatasses use the 2A for once and shoot them for invading your yard or something, sounds like a fun game for the evenings with the family
>>539365708america's apartheid is inevitable
mildly amusing and could be final solution to some problemsi'd order confetti by the ton
>>539365708either post a webm or kill yourself you worthless nigger
Back in my day we called them Porch Monkeys
>>539366034Bruh these people have to work they can't be 24/7 at their house waiting for a nigger to show up
>>539365708Ive never understood this. You have no idea whats in the package, it could be 20 pairs of little girl panties. Have fun explaining that to the cops, yn
>>539366139THIS
The FedEx niggers working for them steal youur package before it leaves the terminal.
>>539365997>loot boxers add it
>>539366299sometimes they have their friends in the warehouse tip them off, especially for shit like apple phones/laptops/tablets etc
>>539366187Oh shit what up Kevin Smith.
>>539366034it used to be this way then they made it illegal
>>539366784I'm on ozempic and say nigger now
>>539365708Why does the Fedex driver just walk away like he doesn't give a shit? He should've at least updated the package status to lost so that at least the recipient can get reimbursed by Fedex. He knows cars were following him so he's partly liable for it getting stolen.
>>539367102because it was thoroughly not his problem.
Also you can see in the video that he looks at them for a second before dropping off the package. So he knew beforehand that it was about to get stolen but left it there anyway. He deserves to be fired for that alone.
>>539367102His job description does not cover fending off feral niggers. Technically FedEx fulfilled thwir delivery obligation. Usually rhe nigger working for them will steal the package and mark it as delivered though.
>>539367178>blame the qorking white man for the niggers stealing the packageYou are a fucking idiot.
>>539367165His job is to deliver packages. If a package gets stolen right in front of you, then you haven't completed your job.
>>539367165Is obvious they are gonna blame him if it's his package
>>539367265the package was delivered, real life doesn't cover spontaneous niggers and the delivery man can't be held to account for that. it was not his problem.
>>539367283>you're responsible for this random crime because you were working nearbythat isn't how it works Javier
>>539365708nigger/spic race war niggers -1 spics - 0spics need to step it up
>>539367178>risk your life and freedom to defend my chink slop package, delivery man
>>539366034you realize the entire point of ordering things is that I don't have to be present to take receipt of the package, right? I dont have time to sit out on my porch all day with my ak loaded just because i have a delivery scheduled, you fucking beaner. you would understand that if wetbacks weren't all a bunch of worthless retards sitting around on welfare all day, fucking shitskin faggot.
>>539366139thisbut FYI just replace 'x' with 'xcancel' in the url and you can view it without an account
NGL everytime ive seen a porch pirate video and the delivery guy is a black dude he always fights back against the thieves. Honorable men unlike white delivery drivers who do fucking nothing. Refuse to generalize a whole population of people.
>>539367507Brampton mentality
>>5393657082026: if you don't live in a gated & guarded community you are fucked.
>>539367507whenever I see the porch pirate video the culprit is not white
>>539367585You mean frisco texas right? Which did what canadian liberals took decades to do within 5 years? under one governor? lol
>>539367102>Why does the Fedex driver just walk away like he doesn't give a shit?Why would he? His job is to drive the packages loaded onto his vehicle for the day to the listed addresses. What happens to them once he does that is not his problem, nor do they pay them enough to make it their problem.I think people should generally make use of those delivery lockers that a lot of gas stations or convenience stores have. It's less convenient, especially if you receive a lot of delivery, but it is what is.
>>539367102because fedex doesn't employ Whites. delivery jobs of any kind are performed exclusively by the most disgusting, useless shitskins alive, because traveling through space is literally all they're (barely) capable of.
need one of these
>>539367641Yeah it depends on the location if its not PNW shitholes like portland or seattle it will be blacks or hispanics stealing the shit. Go to PNW said shithole and you see the footage being white junkies stealing shit almost always women or men.
>>539365708>These monkeysAre Americans. Be proud. USA. USA. USA.Maybe a few AC memes will help you? Poor little Baby.
>>539367697>almost always women or men.As opposed to?
>>539365708is that guy driving a BMW?
>>539365708America is such a third world shitskin place
>>539366034We can but then we will likely get arrested because our government is gayer than AIDS
>>539367745Just black and hispanic men stealing shit.
>>539367811and it's your fault, you fucking retards, so shut the fuck up about it bitch.
>>539365708we live in a society(?)
>>539367881Americans are the women of races, no accountability
>>539365997>>539366626shieet add dat to tha lizt >porch pirates lmao
>>539365708Looks like a skit for clickbaiting
>>539367933and angloids are the shabbos goyim, nothing but blind, spineless fealty towards the jewish hegemony they created. absolutely sickening pieces of disgraceful nigger loving shit.
>>539366139>>539366357>>539367502>https://x.com/TheOnlyDSC/status/2079632256281317830https://xcancel.com/TheOnlyDSC/status/2079632256281317830https://litter.catbox.moe/giyk2pa4836vaq9x.mp4
>>539367507Omg worst take ever, because it's worth risking your life for a package right, niggies all be packed with glocks this days retard, the odds of encountering one that will pull a gun are not low. I literally saw a shooting in a restaurant because of chicken like you make a huge exercise just to add how white people somehow are in the wrong here lmao
>>539367646No, that is an unhinged response to what I said.
>>539367507>white delivery drivers do fucking nothing.>Refuse to generalize a whole population of people.gr8 b8 m8
>>539367828By now anyone that isn't an anarchist is a stupid faggot that deserves every bit of it.
>>539365708I bought like 50kg of weights the little asian nigga was struggling to get it down the driveway lol
>>539366128This; think of all the money they could save by not policing blacks because they'd be confined to prison-cities
>>539365708Why do you now have to sign into your twitter account just to watch a video? It wasn't like that before. Can we all agree Elon Musk is a retarded faggot.
>>539367178>He deserves to be firedyou deserve to be deported to africa to dwell among your felllow retards
>>539367828>not having predug holes in the backyardNGMI
>>539367102Sorry dude but I'm not gonna fight a horde of crackheads to defend whatever dumb shit you ordered from Amazon the third time this week
>>539367102>He should've at least updated the package statushe did>He knows cars were following him so he's partly liable for it getting stolenyou're a fucking retard if you actually believe that.
>>539367742Are you that butthurt about ac lol
>>539369658im gonna order these every day and let the problem become the solution.
>>539365708One of those porch pirates is WHITE.why are u disguising that with the word monkey.
>>539367102Because he doesn't give a shit retard, america is a very low trust country
>>539365997Does anyone have the latest list?
>>539367178A Flock/Ring partnership could have solved this plus all of the lost dogs already
>>539367178what should he have done realistically? cancelled deliveries for the rest of the day once he realized he was being followed?
>>539370002That’s a spic
>>539365708Don't expect niggers to reason.In the mind of a nigger, he made profit, he gained something, he succeeded. Even if the content was worth $5, but caused damage to the property that amounts to $2000, if he killed someone, if he makes his environment unsafe and turns it into a ghetto long term - it doesn't matter. What matters for the nigger is that he made $5.
>>539366299
>>539365708>black criminalsJust consolidate the list down to this.
>>539365708>NOOOOO ONLY WE CAN ROB A STEAL NOOOOOOFuck you cracker!
>>539367496>you realize the entire point of ordering things is that I don't have to be present to take receipt of the package, right?I thought it was so you didn't have to go to the store.
>>539366034Sorry essay. That would be illegal in my state as I cannot use my gun to defend property unless the property attempted to be stolen has a member in my family in it. Someone stealing a car with my baby in it for example.If they are stealing my car from my driveway legally I cannot shoot.
>>539367496We know, Mr Shekelstein would have your ass
>>539367178Do you think retail wagies should jump to stop theft as well? These companies have legal obligations to just let it happen. The delivery wagie would be written up for not delivering the package or delivering too slowly as they have metrics to see how long the van is parked for to make sure wagie is dropping box, taking picture and back in seat in a timely manner.
>>539367265He did complete the job, he delivered the package to your doorThe nigger stealing it has NOTHING to do with the driver
>>539365708If we had a real leader, he'd advocate for drone bombing every nigger neighborhood into dust
>>539365708I guess you could say they were>porch monkeys
>>539367265not part of the job, all his job is is to deliver the package and take a picture to confirm that he did his part. not to fight off criminals until you get home to accept the package. anything that happens to your package the second after the delivery is not his responsibility, it's between you and the seller to sort out.for more important shit, you have what UPS does where they put a note saying you didn't immediately answer the door when they knocked so they'll try again tomorrow.
>>539365708But the mystery box could be anything.
>>539375894>A pair of Air Jordans is a pair of Air Jordans, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a pair of Air Jordans. You know how much we've always wanted a pair of those!>But, Tyron->We'll take the mystery box!
>>539372181It probably got too long for one post months ago>>539367680Absolutely pathetic latch but I guess it means they have to bring a toolbar>>539368495>because it's worth risking your life for a package right,I can think of worse ways to go viral
>>539366913I'm telling on you
>>539365708Why does it say "now" when this clip is years old? Are you people weird god beings who exist in several times at once?
>>539376017I have a vision of a big foot nog trying to cram his feet into a pair of size 7 Air Jordans like a 19th century Chinese woman.
>>539376128>this nigga doesn't exist outside of timelurk more
>>539376062unless they witness the delivery driver put something in it. they don't automatically know it's fullniggers aren't gonna bother breaking into something that they didn't see something go into
>>539368495Can you not talk like a homosexual?
America = Subhuman culture.>Black criminalsOne of them was a Spanish spic.
>>539370002fuck off your blinde
>>539365708>nice neighborhoodsyou would think this implies wealth, but it is actually inverse of proximity to niggers.
>>539365708I'm confused. Are those two trying to steal the same package or is the hispanic guy the owner of the package trying to stop the nigger from stealing it?Anyways, I can hear someone saying montate montate, meaning get on the car in Spanish.
>>539378682Why do you make me do this We could live in harmony
