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Miss him edish'
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>>539367169
just want HMS Walkable WS back ngl
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another bumcorder bake
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Getting smashed with Anne Widdecombe. Those hits were a real head caver. She was gushing for more.
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Fanny Whiff of Cum
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HMMMMM
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>>539367169
they like it when you go a bit early
>oh i quite liked the guy you know he was hounded OUT BY THE FUCKING PRESS
this could be very good for you keir
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First for…
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ignore all the shitposting.this is the real thread for intellectuals who arent restaaar shils
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Go to Discord for little fag circlejerks. This is a site for news and political discussion.
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Anne was a smashing politician.
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>>539367169
>in olden times I used to wait
>on master and give him his plate
>and give him drink when he was dry
>AND SHOO AWAY DE BLOO TAIL FLAH!
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>>539367169
HoI4 mod?
Honestly would be annoying to make and play.
>need pictures for every PM kicked in and out across a single decade of game, and then fantasy ones because it'd be weird if after 2026 they stop changing
>when playing barraged with leadership change events every year, online guides all recommend swapping to a dictatorship just so they stop
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>>539367392
Patsy.
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>>539367447
>fag circlejerks
But britpol has been a thing since I can remember
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The AI singularity saar
The claude is a very good model saar
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>>539367504
glownigger
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>>539367392
Looks like three different guys.
So they’ve arrested bottom, fatty in the middle is the one who’s neighbours talked about him going off the rails, and top is who the media tell us it is?
Weird. Definitely 3 different men.
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>>539367427
>intellectuals
>britpol
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>>539367392
>people dont take showers, go to the barbers or put on a bit of makeup
shut-incel spotted
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>>539367636
It’s not Saturday. Behave.
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>>539367613
defo a sloppy psyop headed by dei hires and women
>>539367668
see
>>539367599
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>>539367613
the middle guy is clearly not relevant to the case, but we're going to hear no end of it
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>>539367708
a psyop to what end?
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>>539367589
Smart move, who's more qualified than a non human
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>>539367392
just did a cursory glance around to see if I could find out when the first photo was taken
all I can find is vague info about it being a charity event, no dates, so I can't tell you how much time has passed since then

which is dumb right
surely like journalists at the sun would provide potentially useful information like that's their job oh my god
nah it ain't like that

like even if that photo was just 2022 or something that's still four years ago
a lot can happen in those years
and zoomers are aging like milk, those have been some hard years
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>>539367392
https://youtu.be/kIte0CuJZ5E8QG1O94E7FK3PfCZ
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>>539367169
>When you renew your Reform membership card
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>>539367740
Top one is a norwoodlet while middle guy has a thick lustrous mane as well.
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>>539367169
sorry starmer i didn't mean it, you weren't the worst PM ever after all. how do we get him back? bring back starmer.
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>>539367708
Wow do you niggers really ever miss an opportunity cry about women and non whites?
>just stubbed me toe and got a splinter, mustve been DEI
Its like Trump fans slowly become him over time, bizarre
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>>539367392
Hang on. Is that meant to be him at the bottom? Because in the court drawings he has some stubble and a very prominent moustache

Also this guy was meant to have become a down and out loser yet back when he was a funcitoning member of society he was letting his strangly moustache grow over his mouth. The inconsistencies with this guy and his appearance make no sense
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>>539367815
middle is being norwood-reaped, just not as quickly
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>>539367169
Heads of states change too often. I'm getting too old to learn all their names. This can't keep going on.
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>>539367786
AI = actually Indian
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>>539367847
if you were getting £125k to sit on your arse would you want to go back to work?
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>>539367589
Arrogant looking little brown cunt.
>from a rich family
>privately educated and tutored
>inside track to the upper class of a foreign nation

There’s loads of little shits like this and they all have that same mocking smirk
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/07/21/pc-andrew-harpers-killers-set-for-early-release/
>Pc Harper’s killers set for early release
>Pair who were in car that dragged officer for a mile among those eligible to be freed under Labour scheme
wahey piggy oink oink, they introduced a meaningless law in his name and all

>Two of Pc Andrew Harper’s killers are set to be released early from jail under Labour plans to tackle prison overcrowding.
>Albert Bowers and Jessie Cole, who were jailed for 13 years in 2020 for the manslaughter of Harper, are now eligible to be freed just halfway through their sentences under the Ministry of Justice early-release scheme.
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>>539367876
>t. fade-haver
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>>539367589
Minister for Actually Indians is an indian
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>>539367897
Keep the cat posting to the appropriate day thank you.
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>>539368010
Kek
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>>539367589
>Minister for AI
>All the AI is US or Chinese
This will be a ministry of nagging Elon on twitter
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>>539367963
life is very cheap in de yookay
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>>539367897
My wife didn't know who Kier Starmer was, I explained there's no point in really knowing anymore
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>>539367766
justification for anpr being tied to digital id
required for 15 minute cities
limit freedom of movement
murica have started rolling our anpr as flock
>>539367798
doesn't explain how his physiology can change that quickly in pics 2 and 3
>>539367799
ain't clicking that dodgy url
>>539367876
sloppy psyop
bet a tenner
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>>539368075
We will become an AI regulatory superpower
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>>539367766
The schizos and 12 yr olds make it up as they go along.
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>>539368118
oh it's a 15min city crank. what's the point?
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>>539368010
>they banned public bodies from lying
>they stopped lying
Literally promises made, promises delivered
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>>539368055
to be fair this lad kinda got there first and i didnt see it, so i'll split the (You)
>>539367913
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If anyone wants an actual bake
>>539367859
>>539367859
>>539367859
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>>539368138
Quit gangstalking dude, not cool
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>>539367959
>that same mocking smirk
Literally all browns in rich countries have this smirk

They should be deported into the ocean
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>>539368010
>MEENEESTER FOR ACCHUALLY EENDEYUNS EEZ AN EENDYUN
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>>539367392
What the hell is going on with this? Massive Police fuck up or something being concelead here.
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>>539368229
stupid prefect
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>>539368229
Pisising around at this stage of the game?
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>>539367253
I wonder how the schizo who posts about filtering foren flags will cope once britpol consists of pass + VPN users.
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>>539368118
it doesn't, it's all weird
what I've pointed out here is just one single discrepancy relating to the original "charity event" image, the whole thing is full of inconsistencies though
gonna need an actual mughshot here to clear all this up because they're just using old photos (at best) which no longer resemble the person in question
whole thing is dishonest or it's missing pieces
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>>539367959
>>539368242
I get what you mean but its like 90% just you being racist, lets be real here
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>>539368290
Anne Widdecombe was attack 3 on 1 and managed to kill 2 of them. The one in the car is the survivor and they want to pin it on him because the truth that commies can be killed that easily needs to be kept under wraps.
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>ANGULUH WEYNAH!

I seriously hate people who have whatever learning disability she demonstrates. You know when they’ve got an absurd speech impediment and they speak like a troll.
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>>539368436
Imagine being fully on smashed up by her in a dark room somewhere in the countryside with her mad face just chuckling away.
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>>539368425
Why won’t you ever fuck off?
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>>539368436
Replying to be a part of /brit/ley park psyop cracker history
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>>539368425
Kill yourself
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>>539367169
>Everyone leaves the baking very late to not multi-bake
>Multi-bakes anyway
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>>539368425
>deports you into the ocean
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>>539368295
>>539368338
Not my fault I have standards.
>>539368503
He has no mates, and this is his only social interaction. Better off not giving it attention.
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>>539368461
Thcum
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>>539368358
consider the following: the press publishes any old shit, and previously published pictures of some clean-shaven fat man who has nothing to do with the case.
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>>539368503
Cockwomble
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>>539368578
I've been busy learning rust.
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>>539368229
>If anyone wants an actual bake
Too slow.
First bake is best bake.
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>>539368610
Kids these days will say that was AI
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>>539368664
it's shit
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>>539368229
Corr melty
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>>539368664
Rust is literally the troon programming language
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>>539368700
Only of you don't know what you're doing.
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>>539368776
>I've come to eat choccy eggs and kill widdecombes, and I'm all out of choccy eggs.
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>>539368694
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy (Oh-oh-oh)
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>>539368776
Why was he so tolerant, loving, and kind?
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>>539368882
Yerbs strongest soldier, taking out center right thatcherscum and paving way for the REAL far right
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>>539368610
Eyes Wide Shut looks a bit different than I remember it
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>>539368863
use nim and enjoy borrow-checking without having to handhold a retarded compiler
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>kill Widdecombe
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>>539369135
Not rewriting my webserver, besides the compilers fine as long ad you follow the rules.
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>>539366565
This one here mi5
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>>539367169
even those he's a prick, time will prove burnham is much worse
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What's your score?
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our andy, hes a good lad really come one man, let us hope hes a nice guy at least i think he is. he policy aligns with me.
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>>539368982
>how many nuts are in this tree trunk?
>*steals an egg*
>y=x-1, final answer
>GODDAMN RETARDED GREY SQUIRRELS DIE NIGGAAAAAAAA
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>>539369348
it may not

>>539369403
slop
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fuckednit rofolll
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>>539369403
Antichrist privilege, get a free platter of ham sandwiches an everything
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andy is norf what couldn't we want more from our andy PM? In all honesty i will give him the benefit of doubt
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>>539369403
israel sure does have a thing about giving people badges for security reasons, doesn't it?
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me mate josh believes in me
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>>539367456
Name one piece of legislation that Anne Widdecombe actually got onto the books. She was a failure.
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andy needs to tackle the illegal immigration, then i will consider him a brother.
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>>539369742
she was the white diane abbott
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>>539369403
Never going to Israel / 10
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>>539368664
did you buy it in the summer sale
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>>539369582
Reminder that Andy Burnham is an actual, literal, verified cuckold
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>>539369847
thing/10
this new bastardization has to stop
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>>539369945
0/10 people agree with that post lad
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>539369940
ask for communism and neo socialism then its what you get.
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>>539367392
The middle image is a man with real physical strength. Yes, he’s fat. But look at his head and neck and shoulders, you can tell there’s power behind there. Ditch digger, concreter, labourer etc. That isnt a leftist activist, that’s someone who likes football violence

The top guy doesn’t have that. The bottom one is gaunt, around five stone lighter than the man in the middle but still has a roid neck for some reason. It’s three different men
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>>539369892
In ere mate >>539367859
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>539370014
(you)

I hope everyone had good dins if not then you are probably a piss or worse a druggy. alcohol is poison and should be fucking banned, porn is poison and should be banned.

hail xi
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>>539369940
yeah about that
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>>539370258
oh no they don't like people talking there minds and see made a back up thread to direct people. kys
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>>539367253
What forum is it talking about?
Clearly not 4chan since they implied they tried to comply.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjSHIHAElE.
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>>539370408
You're one to type, filenamerel.
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>>539370514
Nowt wrong witdit
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>>539370514
i bush less than once a week i eat mostly meat the problem is you, its not like i will meet a woman soon my teeth are all there and perfect strong and healthy. you're still a fucking faggot brained washed faggot.
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>>539370514
i bet you if you did what i do you would fucking stink after only 24 hours, you would smell like shit because all you eat is slop. You don't have to tell me that...

stop your projection fat...
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>>539370610
>>539370768
>doubleposting cope
No thanks. Your diet is shit.
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all day my food, nibble on 380 grams of cheese, perfect fine and normal. normies would have a fucking melt down over it because muh climate muh cancer muh fucking imaginary western boogieman, just remember to place those teeth you do not swallow under you pillow for the tooth fairy retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEcemKwgGtU&t=157
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>>539370388
I was shocked at the state of Andy's bird. Imagine her standing next to Melania. She's gotta be in the top 10 ugliest leader's wives in the world.
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Wild there are people out there that take health and lifestyle advice from 4chan.
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>>539367302
Looks like absolute shit for a gay guy aren't they usually into fashion and working out?
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>>539371104
>leader's wives
I'm a Razzle man meself
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>>539371104
R Ange is better looking for Gods sake.
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>>539371104
what'a shocking is she was cute back in the day
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Comfy in 'ere tonight.
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>>539371104
people who care about looks should never be listened too
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>Miss me yet, sausage?
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>just remember to place those teeth you do not swallow under you pillow for the tooth fairy retard.
What's set off the sperg tonight? He's going all ESL.
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>>539371353
You sound like David Blunkett
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i never endorse till i see true colours but i will not tolerate people attacking people for their wives looks that is behavior is just low. Only enemies of me would do that which makes me think hes not as bad some people make him out to be.
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>>539371104
He prob takes her dogging. Tgeres a fair bit of sleaze in their history
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>>539370490
a pro-suicide forum
they stopped uk visitors from visiting entirely and this is why ofcom are saying that
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>>539371520
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I've become lowkey obsessed with this. I thought I hated the French.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EwZIKUCe9Y
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>>539367169
of course
andy burnam will do the same anti-British work, with only slightly less bombastic humiliation ritual.
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>>539371520
>i will not tolerate people attacking people for their wives looks that is behavior is just low
shut the fuck up you stupid faggot, you'll tolerate whatever I say or you'll fuck off
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>>539371104
on a par with Macrons walking corpse ?
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>>539371520
shut up you fat minge
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Jox Cox and Anne Widdecombe mud wrestling in heaven, lol jk, Cox is in hell
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>>539371645
or chuck shumer's "mrs'
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>>539371632
you will fucking not tell me to do anything, maybe it is time here, you better hope it is not our time.
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>>539371626
Only good thing to ever come out of france
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rui0hzN-EFE&
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>>539371598
>a pro-suicide forum
Ironic considering the gov wants euthanasia.
A fun thing to notice is that suicide talk online got censored when they decided to let people euthanise themselves because that way they get fresh juicy organs to harvest from people who were made organ doners by default.

Theyre perfectly fine with you killing yourself if they can profit, but chimp out if someone does it privately wasting that juicy organ money.
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>>539371604
Iran's buttblasted some DCs. >>539371863
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>>539371896
Um um um acktually it's not euthanasia, it's assisted dying, Speaker please make him use the right terminology!
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>>539371896
>make a big fuss about something they knew would have ended in nothing
was a low key advertisment
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>>539371927
gigabased
destroy the DCs and starlink stations
they were gonna blow up citi bank too at one point kek
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>>539371896
the real headline here is that after repeated attempts to legally extort a website that has no base here, no employees, no assets and one that no longer even allows people fro UK IP's the visit it, Ofcom are announcing they can't do shit and simultaneously patting themselves on the back at the same time
it's quintessentially british bureaucracy at its finest
bordering on doublethink
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>>539371927
3 AZs in bahrain, usually a region is fine if one drops (assuming multi az setup) but apparently aws are recommending work is moved elsewhere, so wonder what other infra theyve damaged.
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Why oh why Janbergs??
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Is this the thread? Little plain
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>>539371927
old news, bahrain has been out of action since march
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>good bake gets nuked
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>Several USAF B-1 "Lancer" bombers took off from RAF Fairford, UK.
>The purpose of the flights is unknown, but may be related to renewed Trump's threats against Pickaxe Mountain.
>Reports of B-1B Bombers taking off from the UK, and USAF Tankers are now taking off from Romania to refuel the bombers mid-flight.
>This morning additional tankers were deployed to NAS Sigonella, if there is a bomber mission they will participate.
love being involved in this gay war for Israel that Israel itself doesn't want to be involved in
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>>539372286
dead in here. everyone’s scored an early bedtime
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>>539372322
No matter how glitteringly gold the facade of a pig sty shines, it is still full of pigs and pig shit.
This thread was first, the other one was an unecessary split.
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>>539372439
Call me a filthy pugslut again pajeeta <3
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the secrets of women and yogurt were mentioned and the thread 404s
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>>539372364
thread quality always nosedives at about midnight during the midweek
it's not great during the weekend either but at least you get the drunks and drug addicts coming home from their nights out/in
be on life support until about 9am when it all gets sensible again
usually get a small group of people laughing about one very shit inside joke only three of them get until then though
get ready for nine straight hours of "WOGBOG CAN'T TIE HIS SHOES, CREASING STILL"
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>cuts taxes
>take power out of London
>balkanizes political power and gives it back to individual counties
>ends the plan to scrap Juries
>opens up the North Sea for gas and oil drilling
So far, Burnham has been the furthest right-wing PM since WW2
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>>539371104
melania is a bogged ghoul
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>>539371974
Sorry i'll be a good goy and use the correct term
Government organ harvesting*
:)
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>>539372697
>Scrap digital id plans
Don't forget that. He's in my goodbooks for that alone atm.
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>>539372582
Play me at chess then. You'll win, I'm a bit squiffy.
https://lichess.org/AxWNfZdg
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>>539372697
What's his plan for isolating Scotland?
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>>539372766
You're white, go on then
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>>539367169
He was too good for us.
The best pm we ever had and we drove him away.
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>>539372848
>You're white, go on then
what i say when someone disagrees with me
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>>539370388
I unironically look a bit like this.
I’m a man though
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>>539372766
I'm out but I'm sure someone will take you up on that
I only brought all that up because I keep getting to about 1am and thinking "fuck this thread is terrible" and then remembering that normal people sleep
apparently it is something that does happen from like 10pm to 9am every 24 hours for most people
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>>539370388
>Scared, Potter?
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>>539372913
Leaving after accepting causes the game to hang.
New game if anyone wants
https://lichess.org/OOZuH8e5
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>mass reported
Uh oh melty.
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>>539372983
good one goyle
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fuck's sake I thought Andy got us all range banned or something
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yoghurt
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Thread is boring. Someone tell me what to watch. I like Comedy, Scifi, and white separatism.

Already seen all episodes: The Orville, Red Dwarf, Star Trek (apart from nu-trek, lasted one and a half episodes), HHGTTG. Doctor Who has been gay the entirety of this century so don't suggest that
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>>539373568
The Color Purple
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the looneybin
https://whocanivotefor.co.uk/elections/parl.clacton.by.2026-08-13/clacton/
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>>539373568
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11378946/
True story about a hard working white man oppressed by blacks and jews
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>>539368290
Isn't it obvious? It was a politically-motivated murder by a deranged leftist and the government are trying to confuse people by having the media put out misinformation about the suspect. Even Nigel Farage got a phone call saying "Hi Nigel, can you say that Keir Starmer told you it was a robbery gone wrong? It's in the interests of national security, thanks." And he did.
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>>539373568
The best scifi series of all time
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>>539373645
>The Color Purple
Read it at school in the 90s.
>>539373711
>True story about a hard working white man oppressed by blacks and jews
I already know everything about Michael, I want something new (to me), lighthearted, and funny. I'm open to ancient sitcoms, which probably don't have as many nons in.
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>>539373756
You know what, I never got into this but used to watch the odd episode as a teenager when it was on the telly and nothing else was on. I'll give it a go.
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>>539373849
It really takes off with the main story in season 2. Fascape is top too.
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>>539373756
Looks like the G7 summit
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week ago healy is minista for guns
he resign starmer no give money

So NOW john healy is minista for money,

so all money for guns now?
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>>539373466
>>539373484
He's seething.
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>>539373568
fraiser
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>>539373568
Murderbot is harmless dark comedy scifi, if you can get past the diversity.
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onga onga Buucha baka!
Kumite, kumite, kumite!
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>>539372155
They've also given up on banning Vast Paedo Networks because "minority" groups need them. Whatever that means. So you can still visit this site with a VPN, but that's actually against the rules. Makes me wonder if this is just one big scheme to fund the NHS. Well, and have us under 24/7 monitor as well.
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>>539373568
Hill St Blues
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>>539373992
>fraiser
>>539374015
>Murderbot is harmless dark comedy scifi, if you can get past the diversity.
Seen every episode of both.
Murderbot season 2 when. Also Pluribus, series two is taking way too long.
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>>539374174
Wow you're a proper little consoomer. Why don't you do something else?
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>>539374174
Avenue 5? It's a bit shit but just about watchable.
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>>539373992
Started watching that recently.
Honestly, it's pretty comfy.
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>Square sosij on a baguette
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Ending up reading the colour purple wiki page for the film cos is was mentioned. One of the actors is called "Adolf Caeser" lol. Born 1933. That names goes hard. My son is called Edward, named after the king that expelled the jews from England. I really, really considered pranking his mother and writing down "Enword" beacuse it would be really funny but resisted.

>>539374281
>Wow you're a proper little consoomer. Why don't you do something else?
Blow it out your arse faggot.
>>539374283
>Avenue 5? It's a bit shit but just about watchable.
Never heard of this, will look it up.
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>>539373756
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>>539374283
>Avenue 5
Ok just looked it up, Armando and Hugh are enough for me to give ti a chance.
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at least josh kerry left the house and interacted with someone
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>>539374461
>Enword
That would have been funny, but also kinda mean since it would be setting the kid up to be unhireable.
Might work as a middle name.
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>>539370917
amazing how he still comes here
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>>539372697
Haven't heard a peep out of him about immigration yet
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>>539373568
Andromeda starring Kevin Sorbo
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>>539372765
they didn't scrap shit, everyone still has to provide ID to do anything online.
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>>539374786
Not bad, I'll raise you a Space Above and Beyond
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>>539374798
The right to work real world shit is being axed, I believe. The OSA thing is another kettle of fish
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>>539374798
This but also...

>>539372765
The digital ID already exists and is already in use for Neetbux, Companies house, online drivers licence and passport application.
Its called gov.uk one wallet. And its not being taken offline. What he means by "scrapping it" is pausing the push to the next stage until a more strategic time.
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>>539374994
One Login*
Sorry got it confused with the Eu digital wallet thing for a sec.
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Sir Alek Yerbury
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>>539374887
>mid-90s sci-fi
Cool, I'll have a look
I'll also put Seaquest DSV on the table
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>>539375063
>bell rash
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>>539374994
It was the mandatory element that matters. As of now, the digital stuff is optional.
The point is that Keir was full steam ahead and completely ignored the petition and debate against it. Burnham has at least for now rejected it.
I don't claim to have faith that it will never ever return, but the willingness to do away with it, at least for now, was more than Starmer was willing to do.
Ergo, I'm slightly more optimistic for this bag of shit than the last one.
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>>539374940
You still need it if your job requires you being on companies house.
So if your a company director or person with significant control you need the ID or you arent allowed that job.
Its also required for neetbux.
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>>539375179
6 days ago, his name was only put in the press what a few days ago?... night lads
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>>539375231
Its already mandatory if you are a company director or in recipt of neetbux.
Its called Gov.uk One Login and I'd suggest looking into it.
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>>539374730
There is only one solution to the immigration problem. Farage was right when he said mass deportations are not realistic. So when life hands you lemons, make lemonde.
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>>539375243
>Its also required for neetbux
Since when?
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DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! GIRLS! ARSE!
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Anne Widdecombe sex arse
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>>539375492
You have to be bloody hammered to use it.
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>>539367589
What is it about the UK that even Poos start looking like them after living there a while?
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>>539375546
You have to be 21 in America to get hammered; you have to hammer 21 times to get rAnne Widdecombe.
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>>539375546
Don't knock it, there's blokes that would drive halway across the country to bang that
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>>539373568
it has been extremely botty the past few days, actual human posts aren't getting (yous)
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>>539375616
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>>539371577
Such as?
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>>539375615
>>539375616
Zozzle
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>>539374690
what the fuck did he do to that meat
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https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVwqB0n3
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>>539375837
iirc he poached it by wrapping it in foil and putting it in one of those massive water thermoses they had at the homeless shelter for about 12 hours.
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>>539373756
Yes. Pisses on DS9
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>>539376047
Ant readers wives.
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>>539374533
Pegg would give his right arm to be on B5, but he could only land a part on worst Star Trek
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>>539376047
I remember when I used to have a 40gb hdd
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>>539374994
gov.uk one login is not id. it will probably also be deprecated like every other government login soon.
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Why hast thou forsaken me?
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>>539376177
>40gb spinning disk
Newfag
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>>539376562
Actually it was 2 20gbs now I think about it
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4gb ram used to be the cap then jeetscript came round
>>539376656
post jumper positions
::|::
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Watching Inside No. 9 and something I find interesting about the BBC is that they still run ads. What exactly does the TV licence cover?
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a 1gb hdd was huge
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>>539375380
>While Government Gateway remains fully active for existing users, new HMRC customers have been directed to create a GOV.UK One Login account since 9 February 2026.

2023 (Initial Rollout)
>Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA), Student Finance
>Early adopter services moved to test integration and usability

2024
>Passport application tracking, HMRC beta services
>Expansion to identity-heavy services, alongside Government Gateway

2025
>Universal Credit access, Child Benefit, Tax Self Assessment pilot Core welfare and tax services begin moving to One Login

2026 (Projected)
>Full HMRC services, Companies House integration
>Government Gateway expected to be retired

Beyond 2026
>All remaining UK government online services Long-term goal: one universal sign-in across all central government services

Identity verification methods
When identity proof is needed, One Login provides multiple options:

App-based document and biometric check: You scan a passport, driving licence, or national ID card using your phone camera or NFC chip reader. The app then asks for a quick video selfie to confirm likeness.

Post Office face-to-face verification: For those without smartphones or suitable ID documents, the Post Office provides an assisted verification service.

Alternative document routes: Additional options, such as birth certificates or knowledge-based checks, are being expanded to make the service more inclusive.
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>>539376656
I miss when they were a few hundred mb and guaranteed to fail in 3 years. You could have a well paid full time job just walking round an office reimagining pcs.
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>>539376756
Jeets don't appreciate memory allocation. Their mentality is literally
>saàr space use"
Rather than
>"be quick and steady gentlemen"
Jeets in IT will be the end of the world.
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>>539376227
Gov.uk one login has you scan your ID onto the app, it stores that data on the account, the login is used as the digital ID.
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>>539376920
Shits itself when on a custom ROM, wvwn with GAPPs.
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Shift change.
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>>539377365
2 secs just putting on my sunflower lanyard
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floppo kek
creasing
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Josh is a fat greasy paedophile. Hope he dies today.
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>>539377999
I thought he was a granny basher
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>>539376920
afaik, digital id would obviate having to possess other forms of id, such as a passport or driving licence. gov.uk bullshit is just passport-by-proxy.
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>>539378609
Try not to respond to the argentine fungal growth.
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Fungaldan
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>>539379224
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A pint of willys in a pub glass
I can't get any clearer than that.
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>>539373756
Babylon 5 is a big pile of shit
>>539373568
Spaced is a great sitcom
https://youtu.be/vpb1OXvNNMc
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>>539375546
Underrated and wooshed
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>>539380403
I watched the first series of Spaced a while ago and enjoyed it. I've got a kind of nostalgia for that time, I miss it.
I tried watching it in around 2008 but just couldn't get in to it.
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>>539377855
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>>539380755
Yep it know what you mean about the nostalgia. It is very of its pre 2000's time.
I didn't first see it till about 2008 when someone gave me the dvd boxset for a birthday gift.
https://youtu.be/0KVpCJCoRpo
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>>539380767
josh is a good lad
he is the same good lad on 4chan, facebook, tumblr, tiktok, and IRL
there is no phoniness in his good ladness
he is the most authentic man here
that's why I respect him
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>>539379055
Then you dont know what digital ID is.
Its a method of ID verification for the internet.
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>>539381786
Stage 1 social credit card
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>>539381786
you're repeating what i said
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>>539381386
Kek
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>>539382431
No you said a digital id would need to do away with other forms of ID.
But having your ID linked to an account that you have to login to as a form of drm to interact with the internet and most likely the iot too is digital id.
Gov.uk one login is digital id simple as.

Id based drm.
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>>539371104
Well that dress she was in at walkinh in to 10. street was a bit apeling, gota say her figure is perfect ratio
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>>539382864
>would need to
didn't say that

>to interact with the internet
you don't need a gov.uk login to interact with the internet



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