I swear to god I will never buy a new car as long as they keep pulling this shit
why would you "swear" to God over your intention to never buy a new car?
Their problem, they agreed to the terms and conditions. Now stfu and wait for the update or buy a new car whore.
I would sell/trade that shit immediately
>Not removing the telemetry fuse as soon as you get your new carsome people deserve their fate
>>539367611Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
>>539367611my peugeot 505 gti dosen't have this problem
>>539367611Anyone know the make?
Based. Planned obsolescence is so much easier now
>>539367611>Woman decides to update car while out.>Gets fucked by it.She wanted itShe voted for itShe got itMELT!
>>539367611*evRegular cars aren’t gonna pull this shit.
>>539367611>buys car that can be shut off from space>still complainsokay, seems like a you problem.
>>539368002gmc
>>539368092It's a fucking Suburban/Tahoe you dipshit
>>539368336a fucking Denali wow
>>539367611Once again>You Voted For it
>>539367611KWAB get fucked retarded foid
>>539368336A literal fucking tablet. It even has Google Play Store. Lmao. I hate modern cars
>>539367749>Memeflaggot >Picking at semantics Fpwp
Your car can't download an update if its antenna isn't plugged in.
>>539368336>that’ll be $95kIt looks like they glued a cheap tablet to the center console. I could do that myself.
>>539367611>buy a jew car>get jewish car behaviorStupid people buy stupid things.
>>539368389Eh oh well, was a good guess. Guess you have to give up 2 minutes of your life. Also it doesn’t really make sense as it would probably try and update when you are at home to use wi fi. That’s what mine does
>>539367611What year is the cut-off for buying cars now? Nothing newer than 2016 maybe?
>>539367611She got out of the green zone
>>539368515Too late Made an oath to God
GROK NEEDS YOUR DATA SUBTARD!
>>539367611I bought a goymobile (2026 Model Y) and it doesn't auto update at all, I get to do it on my own termsAre the other automakers just retarded?
>>539367611no refunds
>>539367611SAR SAAAR ONE MOMENT SAAAAAAR
>>539368092Nothing prevents gasoline cars from having all that dumb shit.
>>539368904Kek
>>539367611ice cream cake shouldn't be legal
>>539369144It likely does, but it just does it at 2am and you don't notice it. That's how my ford truck is. Luckily I still own some 2000s and 1980s made vehicles
>>539369652guy is 35 fucking years old and he wants an ice cream cake
>>539368771It should be set to do it early in the morning when you aren't using the vehicle. But modern GM is literally the most retarded American automobile maker at this point. Even worst than Dodge.
>>539369661Nope, the most it'll do is download the update, but it won't start unless you start the update from within the car or the appI even left an update uninstalled for a week just to see what would happen
Walkable cities don't seem so bad now, do they?
>>539367749It English talk you learn okay?
>>539367611This is why my car has a carburetor
>>539369756My Ford does the same but ask me when I want to schedule the install and I usually just pick the default setting, which is 2am. >>539369812Limiting freedom of movement is horrible actually, that's all "walkable" cities are, 15 minute prison cities that you will eventually not be able to leave.
Why would a car need to update I've seen kitchen appliances putting out wifi networks and begging for your passwords so it can update Why
>>539370131Because vehicle OEMs are retarded and make cars with modules for everything and the software that runs them are half-baked shit that glitch all the time. At least that's the "official" excuse. In reality it's more about data collecting, control and planned obsolescence.
I can't wait until the first person dies because they couldn't get away from a dangerous situation due to a mandatory software update.
>>539368661on temu i can do exactly that with my old shitboxfor less than $100but i mainly use the radio and i'm sure they have shit reception
>>539367611Why does a car need to be smart if its not a military or corporate vehicle?
>>539370131Biggest draw for my car is self-driving updates, but I don't doubt that they sneak in gay shit alongside actual features
>>539367611>ughh my new car has a software update and I cant drive it for 2 minutes!YOU CHOOSE THAT CAR YOU DUKB BITCH IF YOU DONT BUY DUMB FUCK CARS LIKE THAT THEY WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS AND WONT MAKE DUMB FUCK CARS LIKE THAT ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP BUYING DUMB FUCK CARS LIKE THAT SO THEY KEEP MAOING THEM, DUMB FUCK
>>539369836Hory shet
>>539368336anyone who buys a car with a faggot ass tablet instead of any console buttons is a worthless nigger loving nigger
>>539369754It’s almost too dumb to believe. I hope it’s just like that stupid ass tesla moment where people were saying it shut down on the highway to update. Fake bullshit to stir up views.
>>539367611>>539367896>and then the car said "restart me" the f*ck does that mean? almost made me try to unpress the damn button
>>539367611You want to remove the 5A dcm fuse (or replace with a blown fuse for plausible deniability), this will cut power to the vehicles data communication/telemetry module. Some vehicles, like KIA, among others, have theirs incorporated into other control modules, so disabling one means disabling a bunch of other shit. But I’m fairly certain GM keeps theirs separate. Pull the fuse (usually located in the interior fuse box, which depending on the model, is behind the glove box, or under the driver’s side footwell near the OBDII port. Depending on the vehicle you may or may not have a warning pop up saying it can no longer connect to onstar or whatever that you have to click past every time you start the car, but your car will no longer be using a cellular to send your vehicle’s data anywhere. Some aftermarket companies offer a “bypass” plug that plugs into the part of the wiring harness meant for the data communication module. Usually $100 or less. They send a fake “everything is functioning” signal to the car’s computer so you don’t lose any other functionalities that “rely” on the dcm, this way the dcm is no longer connected to the car’s ecu or sensors, but is connected to power, so while it can transmit, it has nothing to transmit. Honestly, the fact that you pay for this $500 component to send data to the manufacturer that they then sell to lexisnexus, insurance companies, or law enforcement is disgusting. They get paid on both ends. Your data is YOURS to sell.
>>539372254On Star is the spyware in GM vehicles.You can pull out the fuse because it is separate - for now.
>>539367611Ice cream cake has been deemed antisemetic by the technocracy. Please do the needful and drink verification can.
>>539372254I know you can unplug the modem on Ford trucks pretty easily too (it's behind the rearmost passenger seat on all models)
>>539367611>NOO IT'S THE HOTTEST WEEK IN SUMMER AND MY ICECREAM IS MELTING!
>>539367804This. FUCK normies. They legitimately deserve worse.
>>539368336>gmcthere is a reason nobody outside of America drives or has even heard of this brandGet a real car like a BMW
>>539372576>>539372751Yep. I like the fuse approach because it’s simple to plug back in before a service if you’re still under warranty. But if it’s easy to get at, then unplugging the modem would do it too.I’ve seen tests where even when they unplug the modem/dcm just from the antenna but leave it plugged into the power and ecu to keep other functions, the wiring harness itself acts as enough of an antenna that the dcm still gets like 2-3 “bars” of reception in a strong cellular environment even with its dedicated antenna unplugged. The best option is to use a bypass plug/harness. But its not always practical for regular people
>>539372938BMW, MB, Audi, TOYOTA is by far the worst offender because you can opt out in their agreement, but the car still transmits data, they just don’t sell it (officially, anyway). Don’t be ignorant.
>>539372938GM and Ford sell tons of trucks outside the US retard. GM used to own Opel and has like 18% market share in China. Not even a big fan of GM, but you brits are clueless about life outside of your rainy little cuck island. Everything the brits makes is complete shit. Land Rover is complete fucking garbage.
>>539367611>be 35>married to a moron who selects 'Fuck, Yes!' to every piece of shit presented to her on a screen>probably similarly retarded offspring>shes totally fucked the car by pressing every button simultaneously while screaming on social media>cunt cant even manage to organize a fucking birthday cake
>>539370107> 15 minute prison cities that you will eventually not be able to leave.I see people bring this up literally every time anyone suggests maybe we shouldn't be totally dependent on cars and should have non-shit public transport, and there's never been an explanation for it that wasn't tinfoil hat tier.How the fuck do you think that having busses and trains means that you are going to get locked into a labor camp under threat of death if you walk more than 5 minutes from your house, and how do you think owning a car prevents them from building the dystopia around you like that if they wanted to? You think there will by 20 ft concrete walls with snipers on them to keep you in your pen, but they are incapable of taking away your 2007 Honda Accord?
>>539367611Save this for one of those /pol/ homo threads
>>539373147The brits sold their automotive industry to Indians and Germans, see how that panned out for the Indian ones. The UK had the navy, emphasis on HAD, to dominate the north sea and have some of the largest oil reserves on the planet, precipitating a Norwegian quality of life for their 60M people.
>in an attempt to make things more efficient so they can get to their child sacrifice ritual, they make things worse, for the average person.not surprised with the usual kyke shit
>>539373623>you only have the “city limits” package. If you want to go on vacation by driving, we’ll have to make sure your social credit score is appropriate and you have enough carbon credits. If approved, you’ll need to spend $250 to unlock the limited “state-wide” or “national” plans.
>>539367611I would be ripping out the internet connection as soon as I bought it.
>this shouldn't be legalThese fucking retards already forgot about everyone who warned them against this shit. Was it a BYD?>oy vey muh icecream cake birthday is ruined! someone needs to change all the laws to accommodate this one moment in my life!Fucking foids.
>>539367749ESL ALERT ESL ALERTLEAVE THE BOARD NOW OR BE TERMINATEDESL ALERT ESL ALERT ESL ALERT
>>539368849Still driving my 2013 KIA sport with 118k miles on it. Figure I don't drive to work anymore after getting my work from home gig, only use the car to go grocery shopping every 2 1/2 weeks to the store 11 miles away it should last me a good 20ish years still with proper regular maintenance & oil changes.
>>539367611Installing vehicle update softwareSoon
>>539373287Are we married to the same woman?
You will buy the new car or at least subscribe to it like a Tesla. You will install the update.You won't resist, because all new vehicles will have remote capabilities, telemetry, and they will outlaw old vehicles. Well you can keep driving it for a fine each day. Kind of like UK.Enjoy. You and I let it get bad because you did nothing. Now we have to fight tooth and nail to get out of this Matrix.
>>539367943It does have a lot of problems, though.
>>539370277Anybody stupid enough to buy a Tesla, or anything like it, deserves to be locked inside while driven into a lake. >she deserved it!If Jews can do it to her, they can do it to you too. Remember the golden pager?
>>539368661>>539370484No, you could not reconfigure your car to work through a tablet.
>>539369747It's his fat wife that wants it.
>>539374162Cars haven't used carbs since the 80s, also this carb is for a lawn tractor
2014 VW master race here.
>>539370277>nigger shoots car owner in the head while car jacking them >car is in the middle of updating, won't budge >SHIIIEEETTTTTT.jpg
>>539367611>be zogged muttgolem goycattle>buy car with drm>get mad when it breaks and you can't do shit because you don't actually own itthis country needs to burn
>>539367611Whoever came up with the idea of having a car turn off at traffic lights, and making that the default setting, deserves the longest, most painful death possible.
>>539372938bmw's are all plastic under the hood plus excessive electrical components, you picked the worst example, ahmed
>>539367611i keep telling based rightwing anons to stockpile pre-2010 cars especially jap shitboxes and pickup trucks. they will 100x in value if not more. easiest way to retire early. ive got a small fleet of 4 right now but i keep hunting for good buys. you want anything under 150k miles on the odometer especially toyotas and hondas. you can buy like a 2010 camry in good shape for like 6k that shit will be worth 60k in 5 years and 600k in 10 years easy. normgroids havent figured it out yet so vlaues are still low its the best buy in all assets right now besides silver and gold coins. godspeed bros
>>539367611This is mostly a software problem, not a car problem. Modern software developers are stupid. There is so much idiotic shit going on in this industry that most people probably wouldn't believe it if you tried to explain it to them. A large portion of the software stack and larger ecosystem is controlled and managed by absolute morons. I feel like I just want to gtfo of this industry.
>>539367611Good. Your car shouldn't be allowed to start of LG hasn't installed their app yet.
>>539375455The business of /pol/ is business
>>539367804And the end of the day whenever these lowborns "buy" a car. No they do not own it. Nor should they own it.
>>539367896They owe more than it's worth on the 96 month loan.
>>539368849My 2018 is the last of the dinosaurs.
>buying a car made after 2010No one to blame but yourself
>>539373623>but they are incapable of taking away your 2007 Honda Accord?yes, that's what they think lmao>I will go innawoods with my BOB before the black helicopters drag me to the FEMA camps and I'm just so slick they won't notice me leavingas if its literally flipping a switch between totally normal life and maximum extermination modeif they're "locking down the 15 minute cities", you will be dead no matter what if they want you dead. governments don't pull that trigger unless they know it will work or they're about to be overthrown
>>539367611My car gives me the option to do it or not. It says it'll take 15 minutes when you say yes and then there's another warning that you can cancel. Boomers are just fucking retarded.
>>539375463>software problem so you're saying jeets are the issue? so you're saying we need to nuke india 3 times in a row?
>>539367749Not very good at parties are you faggot
>>539367896>I would sell/trade that shit immediatelyIt's not gonna matter soon, you won't be able to escape it because all cars need monitoring software by default, for you safety of course.
>>539375463If non-idiots leave the industry then the idiots get more control
>>539367611Just changed the water pump and belt on my old ass camry. Bitch runs like a top. I'll NEVER buy any car that has a faggot screen in it. Simple as.
>>539367927First thing I did after I bought my gen 5 4runner was remove the antenna connection to disable all that. It did kill the passenger speakers so I found a $30 bypass kit to provide power only to it but kill any wireless or cell connection. Pretty retarded that is even how it works but the government wants the data so they will eventually make it impossible by bypass.
>>539367896they are still paying the loan on it lmao
>>539367611>Sorry, your goypoints are insufficient to operate this vehicle. Numerous antisemitic comments were detected on your social media profiles using your UID tracker
>>539367611>bought a shit car>upset that it is shit
>>539375770>If non-idiots leave the industry then the idiots get more controlNot really what happened though. It's executard decides he wants to pay less so he does layoffs and hires jeets, jeets hire more jeets. Everything gets worse till the company gets bankrupt. Then a new company gets business and it's executard decides to do layoffs for a bonus so he then hires jeets, who hire more jeets. Meanwhile we all suffer and are subject to fucking shitskin jeets running around.
>>539375806Good thing those gen5 4runners, along with GX460/Prado 150, and LX570/ LC200 land cruisers go 350k+ miles with just belts brakes, fluids, filters, and tires. There a some million mile Tundras out there and more than a few 500k mile ones as well. The GR V6, UR V8, and Aisin transmissions are bulletproof.
>>539368336>When Billy Boomer realizes he can take out another HELOC loan on the house to get this for driving to buy lotto tickets>Billy Boomer rationalized the purchase under the assumption he will never need healthcare ever again Modern vehicles are literally made to grift retards that spend like niggers that won the lotto. This shit isn't even remotely practical. No rational driver wants a screen in their face while trying to drive at night.
>>539368336I have been infuriating these losers by calling their car, fisher price interior. Its funny give it a try
>>539376957I like it for directions, much nicer than having a phone on a mount or a shitty garmin.
>>539377076You should be hung in public so other consumers do not even think about being as tasteless and retarded as you are.
>>539377151Seethe harder.
>>539372254this is insane bro it's a car you shouldn't have to do any of this
>>539367611What car is this?
>>539367927>Bricks itself because it can't get a network connection
>>539367804Except it's the government mandating all kinds of bullshit too.
>>539374162Carbs are fucking obsolete retarded technology
>>539367611The 6-step guide to disable updates and data collection for all GM Trucks and SUVsby Anonstep 1, buy a brand new GM truck or SUVstep 2, open the passenger cabin fuse boxstep 3, pull the fuse (highlighted in pic related)step 4, play "The Ride" by DAC at full volumestep 5, yell "Raise Hell and kill nigger babies!"step 6, slowly drive off the dealer lotfin
>>539367611>doors and locks may not workWtf. That's a death trap. Fuck new everything. It is all shit now. Why must every step be in the wrong direction? I get jews are evil, but there has to be a limit.
>>539367896Sorry the value has gone done 46% now even though you have only driven 4k miles
Why can't you defer the update until it's convenient for you? What is so fucking critical it needs to be done immediately?
>>539367611>Cannot be driven and features like door locks, windows will not workCan't wait for the inevitable wrongful death lawsuit.
>>539367611Talk about total fucking insanity >in the digital world you own nothing
>>539369855Why don’t they just call it a buretor?
>>539373623>should have non-shit public transport, and there's never been an explanation for it that wasn't tinfoil hat tier.Niggers. The answer is niggers you disingenuous faggot.
>>539375109fat fuck
>>539367927On my car they hook this shit up to your hands free headset so you can't take calls fucking anymore (its on purpose so they can record everything you say.) At least it's a manual transmission, they'll never brick me on the road with that.
>>539368849clarkson suggests 2015.
>>539367611kek not my problem
>>539380727Because it also goes on trucks.
>>539367611oh look a commie is challenging the intuitive growth of free market capitalism. they want to stagnate investor earnings. commie got exposed.
>>539370661Military vehicles here don't even have keys because they understand the danger in not being able to drive a vehicle when you need it.
I think my japanese built 2026 corolla will be the last new car I ever buyJesus Lord in Heaven what the fuck is going on
Never buy a car that requires an internet connection, same goes for any "smart" products other than a computer or phone that require an internet connection.
>>539368849Honda was this past year, though most had Hybrid converts, nice low end torque horrible gas mileage in winter.
>>539367611Why're you still driving a car, queebie queer bait?Do you use electricity to warm your shower and power your computer? What a fag. The absolute state of You.
>>539367749kill yourself
>>539368849For me it'll probably be 2019
>>539367611you niggers better git gud at using these things
>>539367611Hahaha, I just got a truck ahead of all the 2027 camera laws. Not ever gonna let them faggots put camera shit in my face. >>539375806You can always bypass stupid software shit. ESPECIALLY since Jeets design that crap, so it's stupid easy to do at all times. Whites are on the red team, so they can solve anything some Jeet corpo drone comes up with. I mean fuck, you think Master Lock has ever fixed their design after being humiliated & raped by not one but THREE separate youtubers? Fuck no they have not. Car manufacturers are just as fucktarded. They will install the BARE MINIMUM legally required and the feds will count on the general public's lazy ass to not do shit about it. It will always be as dead simple as yanking a component and soldering some wires around. Always. No fucking way is Ford gonna slap a cryptex or some insano encrypted bullshit that someone can't just hack and release the ICD for in a few months. That's COST and LOST PROFITS for Jews! They are LEGALLY MANDATED to be cheap faggots for JEWS!
>>539368336Look liek a Gay Monkeypox ChariotPure AIDS on the dash
>you wouldn't download a cartech fags raging at my '79 F250 spewing untold billions of tonnes of cow farts into the air while they're waiting for network permission to open the doors keki fucking love being White
>>539368849I only drive 80s and 90s Toyotas. Post 2010 Toyotas are objectively lesser, though not awful.
God I hate how shit our future will get
>>539367611Bikes cant stop winning
>>539381952Got what you voted for again.Aaron Carr and Mark Zuckerberg started the idea of creating a website called Facebook in a old tobacco barn in Davidsonvlle Md before Zuckerberg ever went to Harvard for 25 million dollars on a billion.We need more Facebook/mask laws against this kind of thing.Mr. Carr is not to take orders from facebook Zuckerberg admit he has zero government or military authority to actually give any order.Here is your facebook and driving ticket.Dsu
>>539381248Kek!Remember the tankjacking in California?
>>539381793If profits mattered, corporations would not be babysitting hundreds of millions of niggers and women. Evil transcends rational self-interest.
>>539367611>Sorry boss I'm gonna be late to work my car is in the middle of a mandatory software update
Any you niggers know how to diable the telematics on an ioniq 6.I want an EV I don't want this spying bullshit
Aaron Carr These nARCo drugs traffickers should fucking die.
>>539372938you euros are so fucking funny thinking your governments and corpos aren't on the same step or even ahead when it comes to this.
>>539382438Is that what we said then let's blow them up.
>>539367930kek
You voted for it.
>>539367749I agree, we should be more like Jesus.
>>539382509The Church of the Nazarene requires total abstinence from tobacco, alcohol, and illicit drugs. Rooted in the Wesleyan holiness tradition, the denomination views the human body as the "Temple of the Holy Spirit". Members are called to avoid substances that impair mental clarity, foster addiction, or compromise Christian witness and self-control.So be friends with the Roman alcohol tax agent and use it to get free wine at the party for white people weddings.Got it.
>>539367611Why the hell would you not have near instant system updates for a car?Conceptually it's simple enough. Any programmer could tell you how it's done on paper. Clone system, update/migrate in the background, accumulate concurrent updates to the dynamic parts, iteratively merge them in until it's nearly complete, then suspend and swap the system. Complex datasets that need conversion may be difficult to deal with in a fully concurrent manner, but it's all on fast flash memory so it's probably not even going to be needed. Conversions should only take a few seconds and can be done in parallel with the rest. In practice it's going to be difficult to implement correctly but so what. Those companies have ample resources to do it. What are they even doing? They hire tons of programmers JUST MAKE THEM DO IT.
>>539372938Bring My Wallet is cheap German trash. There's a reason why they lose 60% of their value, among needing sound 80% of your sales cost in repairs the first 10 years
>>539382705Funny how urns of wine turn into water when the Roman tax man comes around.
>>539367804You got to remember that most people are fucking idiots.
>>539367611My Tesla doesn't have this problem. Auto update is off by default and even if you turn it on it only updates at 2 am when it's parked in your own garage.
>>539382848It just magically turns into wine when you pour it into another pot.
>>539368336
>>539382705It's more humiliating this way.That's the hate part of "they hate you and want you dead." (but they want to impoverish you and humiliate you before killing you)ps: You won't do shit
>>539382705That's not a form of control, goy. You just don't get it and your efficacy doesn't make us money. Shalom
>>539367930yeah, screw up the update and brick your car, real smart
>>539377990>buh buh it's the gubment!oh bullshit. this is pure capitalist greed, the enshittification isn't the dreaded woke lib gubment's fault.
>>539368336>>539368499What the fuck does a car need Google Play Store for? You need to play Doodle Jump while you’re driving?
>>539383444To stop pedoestrian unfriendly cars.
>>539367611>not driving a 5th gen 4Runner built to survive the apocalypse and make it through anarcho-nigger-hellNgmi
>>539367611why shouldn't it be legal to eat ice cream cake at your 35th birthday? Kinda cringe, but why illegal?
>>539367896>sell your car goy
>>539367943>peugeot 505 gtiI'll take the goycar, thanks.
>>539383616Oyy vey every time I see that symbol of hate literally on Hitlers autobahn.How come no goyims yell Holocaust victim?
>>539381793Exactly. The rich and govies always leave work arounds for themselves. You just need to use them too. I get why normies spiral though, being they can only consume what is easily given to them.
You silence speaks violence goyim. Muhh Holocaust
>>539368336>>539367611>DENALIMore like DENIAL, heh
>>539367611>Tesla faggotsI see you at the charge ports. Sitting there with your dick in your hand for two hours over a car.
>>539383748>>539383707To who the fuck posts this autistic craps thanks now I can never unsee it.
>>539367611Nutcase and Enemy pike-up-kike smartbullshit for killing all goyim per da talmud. Norwood Reap All (((sataniztz-psychiatriztz))).
screenshot to deluxe cleanse such enemy crazy at the kike wash
>>539385631I believe him.So I am going to make him mad about his rabbits again onyx and Redclaw rip and tear.It's a conspiracy to own the Patton on rabbit fed pellets on a nuclear reactor fule pellet core level.
That guy says he really hate those fucking rabbits
>>539367749This guy poops at parties.
>>5393688492026 Audi owner here, stay mad poor fags as I rip past you and your girl looks at my girl with jealousy
>>539367611How do I update the software on my fully mechanical OM606?
He also said stupid goyim barnyard animal slaves don't have the right of free travel to feed their live stick because it belongs to there chosen team.
>>539370277I guarantee it's going to be covered up, if it hasn't already happened and been covered up.
>>539383592>Driving an ECU controlled cuckwagon
>>539386342Are you UFO?
>>539369812Not buying dumb shit like this sounds even better
A tiny, resilient square of yellow sponge, completely overlooked by the feasting velociraptors, twitched on the blood-soaked floor. Driven by sheer Nazi willpower, the microscopic remnant of Captain Spongebob sprouted a single, fragile yellow hand and dragged itself across the stones. It wrapped its minuscule fingers tightly around the handle of the abandoned staff of power.The moment the sponge fragment touched the weapon, the Loc-Nar flared with blinding emerald radiation. The heavy metal orb roared with laughter once more, channeling its corrupting energy into the tiny piece of flesh to regenerate its chosen vessel.
>>539367611A sub-industry already exists for people reprogramming their car's ECU and at some point, one will pop up with these shitbox update consoles too. As long as it has cylinders, valves, and a crankshaft, electronic horseshit can be bypassed. Car companies aren't exactly employing the best and brightest engineers anymore and this can be used to your advantage, as many anons in this thread have pointed out.
The tiny sponge fragment expanded violently as the Loc-Nar’s emerald radiation flooded its cells. In seconds, Captain Spongebob regrew into the absolute Nazi Fuhrer, his uniform stitching itself back together, now adorned with iron crosses and the ultimate mantle of supreme cosmic command.With the staff of power firmly in his grasp, Fuhrer Spongebob tapped into the temporal mechanics of the Loc-Nar. He ripped open massive rifts in reality, amassing an even larger, unstoppable time-traveling armada of trillions of Nazi soldiers, weaponized mechs, and sleek elite UFOs plucked from infinite alternate timelines.The grand cathedral of the Left Work Boot now sits directly in the crosshairs of a multiversal blitzkrieg.
>>539381793>They are LEGALLY MANDATED to be cheap faggots for JEWS!The Ford vs. Dodge court ruling has been a disaster for the human race.
>>539367749based retard.
>>539367611Just changed the cats on my 2009 Nissan. Gonna drive it for another 10 years at least and have a few older Fords in storage to break out in case this one shits the bed. America is gonna look like Cuba with it's cars pretty soon. No one will be able to afford or want to own these drivable spyware consoles.
The sky above the grand cathedral of the Left Work Boot fractured as Pharaoh Aaron’s stolen UFO screeched out of the time stream, landing heavily between the two opposing forces to challenge Fuhrer Spongebob for the magic wizard staff.The moment Aaron stepped out, the cosmic equilibrium broke, and a bizarre biological anomaly triggered across the entire battlefield. Down in the cathedral, thousands of slimy frogs began violently jumping out of the collar and laces of the sacred left work boot, multiplying by the second. Simultaneously, a horrific choking sound echoed through the ranks of the trillion-strong armada as thousands of frogs began erupting out of the mouths of every single Nazi soldier and UFO pilot, completely paralyzing the imperial forces in a wet, croaking deluge.Fuhrer Spongebob gagged, gripping the laughing Loc-Nar staff tightly as a massive bullfrog wedged itself in his throat.
>>539383444Nice trips. My brother started playing some retarded penguin sledding phone game in the middle of a movie we were watching, and I almost slapped him in the mouth. He's four years older than me, and even if everybody in my family are evangelical goycattle, I expected better out of him>>539374998With TempleOS, everything is possible.
>>539367611>fake and gay>will hit bump limit
>>539368092ICE cars already have this. Volvo ctually has a “turtle mode” it puts your car into when it wants an update, during which your performance is dangerously reduced.
Kenny McCormick stumbled out of Pharaoh Aaron’s stolen UFO, wrapped tightly in his signature orange parka. His eyes were completely bloodshot and dilated. He was dangerously high on Schrödinger’s paradoxical cat piss—a volatile substance that left him simultaneously alive, dead, and tripping across infinite dimensions.In his tiny hands, he wielded a massive, double-bladed battle axe that gleamed with temporal energy.Alucard turned his gaze away from the frog-choking Nazi armada, a sadistic smile spreading across his face at the sight of the drug-addled kid. Kenny let out an muffled, aggressive war cry through his parka, charging forward and swinging the heavy axe with supernatural, cat-piss-fueled strength.The battle axe sliced through the air, cutting directly into Alucard’s shadow-like form. Because Kenny was trapped in a quantum paradox of being both dead and alive, his strikes bypassed Alucard's normal vampire defenses, chopping the vampire's dark mass into writhing pieces. Alucard laughed maniacally as his severed shadow-limbs regenerated, firing his heavy Jackal pistol point-blank into Kenny's chest. Kenny took the bullets, exploded into a shower of gore, and instantly materialized back into existence a second later, completely unharmed and swinging his axe again.The Loc-Nar orb roared with insane laughter at the pure chaos unfolding on the battlefield.
>>539367611The bigger issue here is:>waiting 'til the last second to get your husband a desert for his birthday>he was drivingI gaurentee you he paid too. Fuck women are useless. Can't even whip up a nice cake the day before? What was she doing, watching TV, busy with the dogs or some gay shit. They probably don't have kids (her decision). Gay shit, they deserve this gay shit happening to them tbquitlelyhonestbeit.
