why are so many foods these days protein-blasted with supplements and what does it akchually mean?
>>539377112everyone is so obsessed with protein and absolutely ignoring fiber, hence the increase in colon cancer among young people.
>>539377112At some point nutritional advice converged on bodybuilder mental illness of prioritizing bigness at all cost. So a bunch of people think they need to eat 1g of protein per pound of bodyweight because that's the meme number that gymfaggots believe in. Most people won't reach anywhere close to this via normal food so they buy supplements to make up the gap. Now everyone has butt cancer.
>>539377112>serves 3 men>win a visit from davis >i'll come to youso many keks, whoever did the roundmeal meme is an absolute artist
>>539377112>details inside
>>539377112I used to demolish these back in college, especially when I'd pull an all-nighter.
They want to end meat consumption and get people eating processed slop only. The tick bites are increasing and spreading alpha gal, WEF types have spoken about making people stop eating meat "ethically".
>>539377112Shutup and eat your protein salami.Protein means it's healthy
>>539378653salami is high in protein
>>539377112I think that fucking contest is rigged. Bought thousands of these things and never got the visit from Davis.I bet Epstein got the visit from Davis
>>539377945It's from @truewagner on xHe also made this meme which people printed out and spammed everywhere in real life
>>539377112its cause theyre all on ozempic and you gotta eat protein for some nutritional reason when taking ozempic.
>>539378755Yeah their regular salami has 10g per serve. This is their special enhanced protein salami. That's why protein is in big letters.It's MAN SAUSAGE for big sweaty bros who like it BIG
>>539377112>>539377945Roundmeal isn't a psyop or a meme though, we love it over here in our neck of the woods
>>539378758lol a person that haven't been visited by Davis.
>>539377112The American genome is rapidly eatrogening, and we all know it.
>>539377945>>539378758Davis doesn’t come to you. He comes in you.DAVIS RAPED ME.
>>539378653My favorite is when stuff like cereal says '12 GRAMS PROTEIN' and when you look at the side its got 0 protein, all of it comes from the milk in the bowl
>>539378472Missed out on my shit to visit with Davis, I never recovered almost blew my balls off
>>539378472It's basically the food equivalent of a Coors Party Ball.
>>539378805
>>539377112OP lost the internet in 2007 and making a comeback from reddit post
>>539379381>Omar>27 plumsWHY CANT I HOLD ALL OF THESE PLUMS?
>>539377309>>539377315Pretty sure all the gay buttsex is what caused your ass cancer.
>>539379381Kek
>uncmeal
>>539377945I won the visit with Davis.Would not recommend
Trying to create a porn world, Women get fatter asses and men get bigger muscles
>>539377112I would buy that fuck I pretty much made that from scratch last night needs to be squared so it'll stack better in the freezer.
>>539377112>why are so many foods these days protein-blasted with supplements and what does it akchually mean?you're supposed to pair the roundmeal with the potato salad (which is all carbs) so you get a balanced meal
>>539377112Just boil the plastic wrap goy kek
>>539378919I need my man sausage BIG, incel. My pussy is a 8" plus ride only.
>>539377112cheap bulk protein lets them sell smaller foods that cost more and increase satiety
>>539377309nah the cancer explosion in young people is almost entirely tied to the prominence of PFAS and other perflouro chemicals that coat basically every food package.
>140 calories
>>539377112It's so funny to me that you retards think this is real
Oh that's easy. Even though workers are several times more productive than their predecessors, it's not enough to keep up with the gargantuan and retardedly luxurious lifestyles of the wealthy elites and their circumventions of human decency (islands and molestable staff are not cheap!), so they need you to start bulking up so you're swinging two hammers and outpacing even the Chinese machinery that our great and all-knowing corporate cunt leaders are too fucking stupid to understand or maintain. MAHA turned out to be predominantly a propaganda piece. "People just aren't working hard enough, and it's because they're weak."
>>539383959Nigger it doesn’t have to be real, it just has to be believable. American niggers would love to slurp this up, don’t even lie
>>539377112>boil in bagholy microplastics
>>539377112Jews fear the roundmeal
>>539377112>1pbid memefag but no one herbs/pol/ beating x at lowest iq board
>>539377112Protein molecules are the triggers for Mad-Cow / Prion-Disease."Prion diseases, also known as transmissible spongiform encephalopathies (TSEs), are a group of rare, progressive, and invariably fatal neurodegenerative conditions affecting humans and animals. These disorders are caused by prions, which are misfolded proteins that induce normal proteins in the brain to adopt an abnormal structure"
>>539377112all plants contain all amino acids, any meat clown that tries to tell you otherwise is in a cult or selling supplements. You recycle your gut lining for 30 grams daily and the RDA has a wide safety margin built in. You can only choose longevity or muscle growth not both. Show me a 100 year old meat clown.
>>539378634>They want to end meat consumption and get people eating processed slop onlyThis this this.A protein bar/ball/object is just another step away from real food - a glorified food pellet.Instead of eating real food from real plants and animals that were connected to the Earth, your goyslop is eventually going to be a vile gruel sourced from things you'll never get to know.
>>539377309Most young people are overweight and/or addicted to goyslop.
>>539378805>>539379381lmao I’m cracking up. These get funnier the closer you look. Perfectly subtle.
>>539377112>what does it akchually mean?you didn't eat the bugs, so they grinded them into protein and added it into food anyway
>>539377112I'm still too upset I never won a visit from Davis to care anymore.
>>539377315>Ask gymbro how to gains>He lifts 3 times a day>Eats 1g of protein per pound of weight>Does 3 hours of cardio a day>Somehow also sleep 12 hours a night>"Amazing, all I have to do is eat more protein!"I think what actually is happened is more like this.
>>539377112This isn't real btw for the retarded zoom zooms that believe everything
>>539377112Surprisingly, it’s not bugs.Though I expect they will make the switch at some point, once people are used to it.The most benign answer is that it is a response to meat becoming expensive.
>>539379381This one is exquisite.
>>539377112
>>539377309You only need fiver when not eating protein only e.g carnivore as there are many things we can't digest that won't leave your angus
>>539377112An 8 oz sphere of macaroni would be the size of a baseball.
Topped off with only the finest and purest feminising S 0 Y (isoflavones) a.k.a. protein.
>>539377309>fiber doesn't cause bowel diseasengmi
>>539379381It's actually highly illegal to use biometric algorithms without express consent in most states and countries.
>>539389202Yeah but it wouldn't cook evenly which is what the styrofoam ball they put in the center is for. It thins out the macaroni at the surface so it cooks all the way through. Davis told me this when he visited.
>>539377112I blasted your mom with some protein last night, dawg.
>>539379381jej, never seen this one
>>539379341we must imagine sisyphus is hungry
>onions has more protein than mutant mass
>>539377112If you don't get any B12 and smoke and drink you die at like 40.So they started injecting meats (high in B12) into everything and passing it off as "high protein" like that means anything.
picked up 10.7lb for $67
>>539377945>FRESH!>keep frozen
>>539390116>pea proteinLMAO
>>539379381>calls all fruit "berries">calls a lead-painted wooden cancer box "bowl">doesn't know the plural for strawberry>thinks eradicating their tenants privacy and dignity with spy equipment is cute>"if you live in my building I can use your data"Let's all guess the race of this landlord.
>>539390572mfw ppl ate what he touched
>>539377112You wouldn't eat ze bugs any other way.
>>539388742Be me, natural fitbro>Run 4+ miles when I wake up>Eat 6 hard boiled eggs and quarter gallon of whole milk with 4 slices of buttered toast>Play runescape>Commute to work by bicycle 9 miles, uphill>8 hour shift of manual labor where I try hard>Eat 1/5 a tub of peanutbutter with a spoon at lunchtime>Commute by bicycle 9 miles home, pedaling hard>Dinner i fry a steak with some mashed potatoes, eat the other 6 eggs and drink more milk and waterI really don't see why normies can't get the protein required to be ripped like me>Goyslop need not apply
>>539377945For me its the cute sun hat on the guy.
>>539390116>powdersmade from what are those things? Zoey Barre would have something to say about that with sv3rige
I feel bad that Brian Johnson has an auto immune disorder now :(
>>539377112Davis raped me in my sleep
>>539393440In real life??
