An incel trying to kill himself landed on a foid and survived
>>539377356SHE VOTED FOR IT.
>>539377475spbp
>>539377356God damn
>>539377356Based God's humor
>>539377356HEADS UP!
bloingooit
>>539377356>the fucking shoeLMAO WHY
>>539377356based. women suffering brings me pleasure.
>>539377356Sounds like G-d sent him as message.
>>539377356>>hooker
>>539377615Honest CHUD is honest.
>>539377356Its raining men!https://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E
>>539377356I hope she suffered.And i mean reeeaaaaallllly suffered
>>539377356Imagine the survivor's guilt
>when you're too based to die
finally confirming that the end scene from the first jason bourne movie is realistic
An incel just flew over my house!
>>539377356>incelshill thread.
>>539378081Make you kill yourself, I bet
>>539377821KekSolid Carlos entry
Based Takeshihttps://www.ndtv.com/world-news/man-falls-from-12-storey-building-in-japan-lands-on-woman-pedestrian-she-died-he-survived-11802112/amp/1
>>539377356
>>539377356Based. I hope he gets up there to kill another foid. Get well soon!
>>539377356Very relatable
>>539378884>>539377356TAGUCHI LIVES
>>539377356Death from above
>>539377356this isn't even the worst story i have seen like this years ago a couple that were apparently fucking at a party fell off a balcony, guy lands on the girl, survives, and goes back to the party like nothing happened. the girl died
>>539380723>>539377356found the incident some of the details were wronghttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-20/the-story-of-gable-tostee-and-warriena-wrights-tragic-date/7941720
>>539377761This is an interesting chart. is there a source for all this?
>>539377356Ofc it’s in China
>>539382360Japan actually
>>539377761why isn't the good old reliable Exit bag on that list
>>539380934exactly my thought.
>>539377356We won gents
>>539377979The fall probably broke her neck and or spine and she didn’t die immediately you heartless chud!
>>539377356BASED
>>539377761>shotgun to head>99%well. theres a chance ill survive. alright, talk to you later honey
>>539382623even cats can snap your neck
>>539377356chud goomba stomping a foid is pretty hilariously morbid
>>539380934Dude fell too fast. Did he Deep Strike?
>>539380934you didn't have to post that
>>539377356Chud goy clique makes the foids shake
>>539377821Carlos....how could you
>>539377356Happy.. Accident ?
>>539382293personally tested by yours truly
>>539377356falling down
>>539377761How do they measure the pain?
Odds that she deserved it?
>>539377356>Walks away like nothing happened
>>539377821Proper Carlos kek
>>539377356Based Mario chud stomping Goomba foids
>>539383200Thanks Rasputin.
>>539377761>Shotgun to the head>1.7 minutesWhere exactly do they define the line between life and death?
>>539377761I'm surprised not more people just steal a boat and jump in the ocean with an anchor tied to themselves.Good luck coming back from that
>>539377761how the fuck is a shotgun to thw head not 100%?who the fuck is surviving that shit
>>539377356I bet he was poo colored. Who the hell randomly falls 12 stories?
>>539377761So oding on drugs is the best way to do it. Get good high and keep trying until you go.
>>539377356foids have 0 situational awareness
>>539377761what about sudoku
>>539377821
>>539377761Nigga if your brain is completely gone you ain't feeling jack shit
>>539377761is that saying you can be alive for almost 2 minutes after you shotgun your whole skull clean off? lol thats retarded
>>539377761>structure fireIf you are guaranteed to die get the fuck up and breathe that fresh air, smoke kills very fast
>>539377356Based virgin ending a turbo whores useless existence by pure happenstance
>>539383676I've been trying for 17 years now. Maybe I should try something harder than weed.
>>539382995IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED THAT MAN MEOWERS MC FUCK FACE
>>539383391Once they stopped filling out the pain survey, mostly.
>>539377821kek
>>539383506people who aim too vertically and blow their face off instead of their brain
>>539383676You're going to feel like absolute shit if you wake up in the hospital failing that.Best way is probably to OD and then proceed to take your life in a ''traditional'' way.I assume a lot of sad cunts already numb themselves like that before shooting, jumping or cutting.There is always a chance you just wake up in your own puke with the worst hangover ever if you just shove a lot of pills in your mouth and call it a day.I'm not giving advice here, but there is always that dumb chance that you survive all sort of crazy stuns, just like what OP posted.
>>539377356Oh no... a woman was killed?! This is newsworthy!
>>539382714>heh I fucking hate cats and love taking my dog on walks fuck cats fuck cats fuck c-ACK!!!!feline master race
>>539377356>WAHOOOOOO>*goomba stomp noises*And then he got a 1 up.
>>539383506
>>539384068Jeetpost
>>539383676Better to go with ye olde gas/fuel tanker truck filled to the brim with fertilizer in front of whoever you dislike the most, very painless
>>539383506Some have managed to blow the front of their face off. That's it. It's a bad look.
>>539377356Thats the first time he ever crushed puss.
>>539383506.
he fell for her
>>539378139real
>>539377356How long before he gets charged with FEMICIDE
>>539377356God saved him. Bless his fortune.
>>539384278>man clearly wants to off himself, with a very violent method just to drive in the point>retards will pull all the stops just to make sure he cannot do it, even if he is left deformed and paralyticwhy is the medical jew like this? if he fucked up and looks like badly chopped mince you give him a coup d'grace not a 12 hour surgery
>>539383541It happened in Japan and the guy is in a coma
>>539382293His source is that he made it the fuck up.
>>539380934Did the baby survive?
>>539377761when its time for me to kms im gonna either pass out in a car on while the garage is closed, or rent out a poorly built sub by oceangate and reach the bottom of the ocean, then wait..
>>539384929Yeah they inflated him back with a bike pump and he was good as new.
>>539377356Fate was just today.
>>539383316over 9000
>>539377356https://youtu.be/tIa77tZaHJA?si=zjQxXsmm4YdHBswC&t=11
>>539382714That dog's wearin shoes, man.
>>539382703The chance of survival is because some people point the barrel under their chin and not angled towards their brain and just blow their face off. Similar to the Webm.
>>539377356That, uh, well that's unfortunate.
>>539377497fpbp
>>539384758i don't fucking know manwhen i go to the doctor i can't even get basic diagnosis for routine things, its like pulling teethit seems like the entire medical establishment is setup to prolong the worst sinners lives, so they can sin more - that's my ongoing theory
>>539377761How the hell is the time measured? No way explosives take that long
>>539383391>>539383506There's a gif floating around of a latin american criminal (named the Chicken or something) who did that, there's a hole the size of a grapefruit where his face should be but the skin has been blown completely off, it does happen. Don't aim right and you live.
>>539377356would he be charged with murder?
>>539377671fucking manlets
>>539377356Guys! I think he crushed jewess.
>>539385552>>539382714WHAT ARE THOSE?
>>539377821Kek, good one Carlos.
>>539377671DeNiro finally jumped?
Bro thought he was Kaido
>>539377761Explosives it is!
please stop saying foid. you sound like an idiot. just say cunt.
>>539385856Like trying to elevate the Negro, Healthcare is now a foolish and dangerous occasion.
>>539386252kek
>>539385915I think 3rd degree which is unintentionally killing somebody via irresponsible actions such as driving a car too fast and getting into an accident and other stuff of that nature
>>539377979>>539377475>>539377615>>539383316>>539385486>t.
>>539377356What kind of whale was it that cushioned his fall?
>>539377356Thank you, OP for this uplifting story. We really do need more good news on this board.
>>539377979I’m so glad you’re single, never change spiteful mutant.
>>539377356Thank You God.I Love You God.
>>539377356The fact that my immediate reaction is "this is so fucking based and hilarious" without even checking if the woman was a good one just goes to show how incredibly fucked men are in society by the powers that be which promote women so they can subjugate men. Kinda sad but I'm not going to look into it further and I'm just going to assume it was a foid that got fucked and lmao bitches, should have stayed in the kitchen.
>>539377475fpbp
>>539380934I have a hard time feeling sorry for women, but this video always breaks my heart. If you're going to kill yourself, you have an obligation to do so in a way that doesn't harm other innocent people. That woman will never be the same.
>>539377356he finally got to smash a woman.
>>539387623If she's breathing, she's a whore.She finally became a good woman
>>539377356God wills it
>>539377497God you’re a retard
>>539377356he finally got laid
>>539385609
>>539387506your jezebel whore is dead and there is nothing you can or ever will do about it
the other 1000 suicides a day dont get any attention and are just written off as a statisticbut thats an interesting way to fall in love
>>539377761I would fashion my own guillotine
>>539387506ywnbaw tranny
>>539377356A BLESSING !!!LET THIS BE OUR SIGN!!!FUCKING NOOIICCE!!
>>539377497>>539377475Meed videoMust see tv!!!Gimme gimme gimme.It's all on film. The world is all on film always forever.
>>539377356>a woman doing something useful with their livesshocker
>>539377761Roll ing
>>539377475fpbp >>539377497GOOD MORNING KASH PATEL I WILL SNEED YOU IN THE VALHALLA SAR
>>539377761I tried carbon monoxide and failed.
>>539387709>That woman will never be the same.She's a lounge singer now because of this
>>539377615>womenall incels until proven otherwise
>>539377761>shotgun to head>1.7 minutes to diewhat?
>>539387895Is that what peace looks like?
>>539388393
>>539388494...how? If you do it right it should be easy
>>539386476Honestly those riser boots are cool as fuck
>>539377356MEN ON THE ASCENDANThttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgxacX72snA&ra=m
>>539377497>accidental spbpWhy are you booing him, he’s right
>>539386252lold
>>539388807That's what I thought, but it's more difficult than you think. I passed out, and woke up and then vomited and shit everywhere. I used charcoal.
FOID DOWN FOID DOWN
Can someone tell me what a foid is? I’ve read the term for years and know that it at least means woman. But idk the rest
>>539377497i will beat your dick off for that sir!
>>539390345Here comes the aeroplane>Female>oid>femoid>foid
>>539377356Too much Mario. Many such cases
>>539377356>foid >moidThese are totally not terms aimed at dehumanising women in order to prevent white breeding >implying women are human No, but western men should believe in them enough to impregnate one, since they are already losing the number war by the billions.Do you think indians think "foid foid foid" all day? No it's "plez let me taach poosy ma'am I waant to leak youare boody" And there's 8 billion of them. Surely the problem of white women's hubris must not be ignored but dehumanising them is just making two wrongs and expecting a right. Did dehumanising white men encourage them to breed? Nope.Why would this then be an organic culturalisation invented by besmirched westerners and not a psy op intended to isolate both of you.
>>539377356He is a hero
>>539390481>>539390518You also need to consider this
>>539390345
>>539388794
>>539377821Naat bad Carlos naat bad
>>539390548It came about organically from incels here and other places. If it wasn’t right it wouldn’t stick.
>>539377761>6. Hit by trainKEK jeets got it down to a science
>>539377497Indeed.
>>539388390survivedwell done good sir
>>539377356LOOK OUT
>>539377497lmfao
"Aim for the foids"
>>539377356Just try again later
>>539382470To keep suicidal people from finding out about it
>>539377761Hitler was smart. He took cyanide and shot himself.
>>539377356Demiurge has a funny yet fucked since of humor.
>>539380934Fucking hell, wtf
>>539377356Incel jumps because he cant fuck womenWoman is fucked by incel.Keks.
>>539377356Here is a leaked image from the security camera footage
>>539377761>Plastic bag over head Just poke a fucking hole over your mouth if someone tries the shit with you. Me and my cousin tested it out and survived.
>>539387895what the hell he do that for?
>>539377497Kek
>>539385609Wait that guy survived??
>>539377356proof that god existscheck mate atheists
>>539377497>sneed post best postuh based?
>>539391630No, he grazed the spot that controlled BBC posting thus lost the will to live and asked to have his life support cut off.
>>539377356>Man commits suicide, woman most affected
it's raining men!allelu-HACK
>>539377356That's extremely based
>>539384758>why is the medical jew like this?You are confused. A real med jew would have already harvested his organs and made way more money.It is compassion to help a broken man, even if he doesn't want to fix himself yet
>>539377497guards seize him
>>539377356it was me. I called in the incel airstrike.another foid eliminated with pinpoint precision.
>>539383296they ask them after
>>539377356Women really do ruin everything.
>>539377761>train>18 minsDamn trains are always late
>>539391907im so deep in it i cant even look at or listen to a woman that is remotely attractive. Not even all alone and through a screen. The hopeless lonliness with no end that i can see is too brutal of a reality for me to handle. I dont know how much longer I can take it. An heroing being a victory for the kikes is the only thing keeping a gun out of my mouth
I'M FREEFREE FOIDING
>>539377356Bet you he have a reason to live again, good for him
>>539377761explosives sound comfy when you lay it out like that
>>539383451drowning is one of the worst deaths you dumbfuck
>>539387710
>>539377497Lurk moar
>>539387709I don't know anon, most women would be very happy with a free heaven sent post-birth abortion. Think of all the benders and career she could have now.
>>539384929No.
>>539377821Goddamnit, Carlos !
>>539390601Nice try eglin
>>539377475>SHE VOTEDthis was in china, so no she did not vote
>>539393372Newnigger. You weren’t here even 10 years ago
>>539393409*Japan
>>539393409>>539393760Wrong pic
>>539377356Sounds fake. You can't fall from 12 stories and survive while somebody who's already on the ground below is just walking and suddenly dies
>>539382714So the dog put on boxing gloves to go handle the cat
>>539377356SCREAMING EAGLES
