Time to boycott that watery piss americans call beer
>canadian beer being any better
>>539378150Molson tastes like watery diarrhea
>>539378150I drink vodka like a true alchie.
>>539378150>>539378236only germans should be allowed to make beer
>>539378150All noneuropean beer is undrinkable swill anyways
>>539378236>behold, canada's national beer going back damn year 250 years>beloved by canadians all over>is owned by americansmany such cases
>>539378150Twisted Tea for me. Was a beer drinker for 20 years. Its basically the guaranteed path to high blood pressure
>>539378339Molson is Canadian But most big American beer brands are owned by Belgian company Inbev and are shit
>>539378150THE BASED SUPREME COURT THEY TRIED TO METOO KAVANAUGH LIKE THEY TRIED TO METOO CLARENCE THOMASWHERE IS THE PROOFS
You start getting the shakes at 9am you alcoholic piece of shit...youre gonna drink the closest cheapest option you can get your jaundiced hands on.
>>539378150I wish I could boyott it but for some reason it isn't even sold here.
>>539378554Yeah, yeah. And it's owned by the (((Bronfmans))) that run this fucking country. Sip your goyslurp, faggot.
>17 days sober
>>539378856I dont know how you faggots get the urge to drink not at a party or something. If I go on a road trip longer than 2 hours ill usually bust out like 3 tallboys though. Drinking and driving FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD.
>>539378150Ive been brewing since 2012. You should too, its cheaper and you respect the end product more.
>>539378963>I dont know how you faggots get the urge to drink not at a party or somethingChronic malnutrition from neet tardbux-maxxing means i developed osteoarthritis at like 34. Everything hurts, so I drink every day. Simple as.
>>539378150For me it's La Fin Du Monde
>>539378236Molson's Canadian is garbage and so is the industrial chemical piss all the major breweries produce.On a miserable November night when you're sitting by the fire and it's getting dark by 3PM and it's pissing icy rain, you make a toasted cheese sandwich and have one or three of these little tasties...it's vastly superior to Guiness which is mere watered down rat vomit.
>>539378150shut the fuck up you loser, only faggot ass motherfuckers and boomers take alcohol you pathetic piece of shit.
>>539378339Molson is pretty bad, but not nearly as bad as Labatt Blue. The stuff tastes straight up moldly and it has that gross head that doesn't disappear and that you have to scrape off with a spoon. A few retarded boomers still drink that shit but thankfully the company is basically bankrupt.
>>539379049Hi heath, cider buckets don't really count.
>>539379142you're a pathetic faggot. no wonder everybody fuckin hates you you motherfuckin bitch, fuck you. get the fuck off the board with this gay ass bullshit you embarrassing little shitskin. fuckin weak ass jeet faggot.
>>539378764You're not missing out on anything. All of the big American beers are shitty.
>>539378150Boycott the literal piss leafs (jeets) drink
>>539378150Cheap macro lager tastes like piss no matter where it's from. I doubt the macros from leafland are any better than the ones from here. Plus we have plenty of good craft beer so it's silly to just write off all American beer as shit.>>539379373Amazingly good stuff. Love the honey-like sweetness.
I quit drinking this week and I thought I'd have withdrawal because I drank every day after work for the last 6 years. Other than just craving it and everything being less fun I feel mostly the same.
the belgians can brew beer
>>539378150Are tariffs even real? I swear I heard something about Trump shitting and farting himself about leaf alcohol. Then I go into Costco and Crown is cheaper than Jack. I bet there never even were any fucking tariffs and chuds just stopped buying it because fox jews told them not to, so it went on sale.
>>539379887this one is superior on a nice fall evening
>>539379949Crown Royal"Fine De Luxe"Blended Canadian WhiskeyIt's RYE,
>>539379513Don't care. Was never allowed to belong and be productive, so now I'm just a burden. Probably cost the system a good $60k/yr. Have fun paying for me, wagies.
>>539378150I like Rainier. It's pretty good and flavorful for being so cheap.
>>539378150> IM A BETTER CONSUMER THAN YOU HAHA> MY X IS 2 HAHA> YOUR X IS 1 HAHAi can tell ur a tradie , why dont you go and inhale some asbestos and die already?
>>539378150Oh wow, try Sapporo
>>539378150>Time to boycott that watery piss americans call beerYes
>>539381644I like Kirin better.
>>539379634>macro beers taste like piss>except this one owned by sapporobeer tourists are the worst
>>539382405LFDM itself isn't cheap macro slop and you know that, stop being pedantic.
>>539379634Coors Banquet is actually good though>>539381702Literally the best beer I've ever had
>>539378150https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nb-T8zwzaCM
>>539378150sarrrr if youre still drinking alcohol in 2026 youre simply ngmi.
>>539378150I dont drink Drinking is not goodFor me.And probably you too
>>539382806People who don't drink at all are usually boring/socially unadjusted
>>539381644They brew that in Canada
>>539378236Yes.
Canadians and Europeans would like Yeungling
>>539383712Eh, I'd probably try it
>>539382695>Literally the best beer I've ever hadIt's one of the bestAlso try:KöstritzerFranziskaner (if you like wheat beer, be careful, in the US the 1/3 liter bottles don't taste right, only drink 0.5L bottles)Rothaus Tannenzäpfle
>>539384281I have had Franziskaner, but I think Schneider and Erdinger Weis are better.I do want to try the others though, haven't got a chance yet.
>>539378378Mmmm warm pissNo thanks
>>539378150>time to stop drinking bud lightanon, i...
>>539378150American beer is pretty mid tbqh famalam, Mexican beers are the most popular here.Yuengling and Miller are decent I guess.
>go to LCBO and buy some beer>Corona, a Mexican beer.It's brewed locally in Canada.>buy Sapporo, a Japanese beer.It's brewed in Canada.>buy tuborg gold, a Danish beer.It's brewed in Canada.This is what winning feels like. That way Mexicans can't pee in our beer.
>>539378236Labatt blue is pretty good
>>539378150>not brewing your own like a true american would don't let the jews win
>>539378236https://youtu.be/gEwjS5MX6NoRIP John Candy
>>539379949Crown mixed with tea and lemonade is kino as fuck, if I ever give up on life and go full blown alchy that'll be my go to drink.
>>539378150Wouldn't boycotting you Jeets be easier?
>>539378150Nine times out of ten I buy hard liquor if I'm going to drink. Sometimes I'll buy hard lemonade or hard tea if I just want to chill for a few hours. Never beer.
>>539384621Brewed in Canada by pajeets touching everything with their bare poop-covered hands
>>539378150I only drink finnish, estonian, czech and german beer. All other beer is not fit for human consumption
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>>539384343>I have had Franziskaner, but I think Schneider and Erdinger Weis are betterHope it was the 0.5L bottles, idk why but the standard American size bottle version tastes wrongOn tap in the US isn't bad, but it doesn't taste like it does in Germany, 0.5L bottles is the closestOnly beer I've encountered this withAnd it will be impossible to find stateside, but if you ever come across it Gutmann is the best wheat I've hadSchneider and Erdinger are legit
>>539386542I'm pretty sure I've only had Franziskaner in the .5 liter bottle. And I like Paulaner but have to be in the mood for it. I want to try Hacker Pschorr as well. I will look out for Gutmann next time I'm at a good beer shop or if I'm in Germany. Do you have favorite Helles besides Weihenstephaner? I think Krombacher Hell is great for the price.
>>539378236Seethe mutt
I only drink cheap rum and smoke camel crushes. Also, my life lately has been me bribing my lesbian next door neighbor to give me blow jobs in exchange for tattoos. Last night she showed me Gantz. Is this jew or goy behavior?
Imagine willfully inducing retardation, nausea and dizziness. Kill yourselves, brain-damaged trannies.
>>539390103What's wrong with getting dizzy? Never spin around in a chair before?
>>539390004Sounds pretty based>>539390103Fuck off brown tranny
>>539390213I don't think it'd be as based if she wasn't built like a Wakfu character.
>>539390337Does she have long hair?
>>539390213>t. pathetic retard who has to damage xer brain just to cope with existing Alcoholism is brown spics' favorite pastime, you fucking delusional trailer trash
>>539378150I don’t really drink anymore. Don’t see a point in it. The only thing was that it made music for me better and conversations with random people more enjoyable
>>539390380This kinda. I’d rather enjoy life objectively now being 33
>>539378150Agreed. If you drink anything outside of craft beer it's swill, and this is true for every nation.
>>539390379She did when I first met her, now it's cut like the blonde lady from Mr.President. She's like one of those instagram hoes who are forever stuck in the early 2000s adult swim era invader zim chick, which I'm not super into anymore. Some people may be but they don't realize how old that gets quick. My actual gripe is that I know this is a very temporary thing so I'm not emotionally invested whatsoever. I didn't want my life to become one of such a detached person living from job to job, I wanted to ride horses and catch trout in Oregon all day every day. I'm forced to live in Sacramento now...
>>539390619I know a girl like her and she probably got raped or is just mentally stunted. She is also super cringe because she refuses to grow up out of high school scene shit despite being in her 30s and is also a lesbian. The style and music fine for adolescence and young adults but every time I go back to that shit I cringe at how immature it all is. Regardless I thought you were describing the same person but I live in TX lol
>>539390882They're a "lesbian", women who are legit lesbians are usually literally just fat trucker guys but they have a vagina and weaker backs. I've been told by so many women to my face that all women are just such whores craving sex that literally anything will do. While I have philosophically raised my standards considerably my actions don't match what I preach, and I feel ashamed by it but also feel like this is settling for the best I'm going to get with the life I had. Which is why I drink cheap rum and smoke camel crushes. Could be worse, I could've been Pamperchu or something.
>>539386720>I want to try Hacker Pschorr as well.Didn't knock my socks off, but not bad>Do you have favorite Helles besides Weihenstephaner?Augustiner-Bräu
>>539391013So she’s just a fat dyke? You could probably find someone that’s equally as fat but more womanly for the time being, I don’t think you have to settle for that
only the fattest retards make beer a pissing contest.
I drink modelos
>>539391319No, she's just a hot whore.
>>539378150Elysians pretty good. And i put ice in my beer because its important you drink water with your beer
>>539390004Uhhh if shes giving you blowjobs then shes not a lesbian. Lesbian means exclusive attraction to other women. Shes bisexuality and yes youre both akin to jews in your decadent ways.
>>539378856>4 days sober
>>539390380You're a brown commie
>>539390380Furthermore, I'm not always drinking, I just like to drink sometimes because it 's fun in a social setting and has made me a lot of friends.Meanwhile, you're here on a board for angry bitter people and it's your only hobby.
>>539378150Canadian beer is worse than American beer. Any light beer is as the Australians say like making love in a canoe, its fucking close to water. Coors banquet is solid if you want a cheap Murrican beer.
>>539391867Hofbrau Original is damn good
>>539378150Try German or Japanese beer
>>539391867>>539391955>HofbrauIts one of my favorites. The Germans make the best beer in my view. I just don't think you can improve on a proper lager. IPAs and what not are just too weird and hoppy for my tastes. The best American beers try to copy the Germans, that's why I like Coors.
>>539391525Ah well then don’t feel too bad about that
3 days sober. Drinking every day for months at a time for ~15ish years and got medically cleared with 0 health problems. But my mental state is completely fucked. Fuck this tranny water shit.
The Yeti Challenge...it's doable but I reckon yuropoorans have a weaker constitution
