Where the fuck did these kids come from?
1993 and 1998 it seems.
>>539385352Ive been here longer than you old man.
Unironically me. I understand both shit from late millenials and early zoomers, but nothing about the early or later ends.
First generation to be raised by the Internet
>>539385352From a vagina
>luckiest93, lower middle class familyon paper seems fine: 15 year job history, useless BA, lol4 figure savings, own my car, no debt outside student loans i’ve never been on my feet
>>539385352I was born in 93 and don't feel very lucky
>>539385352We are god's chosen generation
>>539385352>Lichtenberg
>>539385352>Superboy's girlfriend.A privileged theater kid by any other name.
>>539385352These stupid niggers are making up new generations.If you're born between 93 and 98 you're just a millennial.
>>539385352Yeah I'm so lucky to be born in 1998. 2 recessions, 3rd one they won't admit because they just changed the definition. Grew up poor as fuck and had only millennial VHS shit to watch so I'm culturally completely disconnected with my own peers. And too young for millennials, not like there are many of them who are good. They're all mostly brain rotted OBAMA [HOPE] faggots. The "sizzlin' fajitas" types. Yeah, you got some good ones and they mainly keep to themselves irl and hang out on here, but fuck. I'm soo fucking lucky. Thank you Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch, JPMorgan Chase, Citigroup... need I go on? Bailing out the auto industry... Uhhhh fuck what else? COVID money printer that introduced double the amount of dollars in 2 fucking years. The whole time Republicucks and Demonrats were importing shitskins to suppress wages + genocide my people. I'm missing a lot more, but gosh I am justSO. FUCKING. LUCKY.
>>539385352>luxky>born 94>got cancer when I was 17 (less than 1/320 children get cancer back in 2012, it’s higher now because of you know what)>hypothyoridism that needs medication, only 1/200 males in my age range have this>khv>neet>uni degree that never gave me a job>shit economy>nobody wants anything to do with me>can’t game no more because too expensive and boring>only keeping track of Israel and Jewish subversions as well as hoping for Armageddon that will never come :/
>>539385747That's not millennial, retard. That's 30 year old boomer.
>>539385545>>539385558Stfu, zillies!Pussy ass niggas!
>>539385747>>539385811Generation theory isn't even real
>>539385352>Born in 1993
>>539385747Yep. In between Gen X and millennials are Xennials. Also known as Xillennials, or "cunts" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xennials
>>539385352Brown scrotums
>>53938535299bros... We got sidelined again...
>>539385864Rude!
>>539385352Zennials and xennials.Let's just admit that millennial is a made up word that describes nothing. I'm 1981 and I have nothing in common with people who weren't adults on 9/11. People who grew up with the Internet or had high speed Internet in their home growing up.My TV was black and white. My phone was rotary. I had 3 channels. I can't see the world like someone who doesn't even remember 9/11.
>>539385864>ZillysI'm silly i'm zillyCheck out my willy.
>>539385509?
>>539385352I'm a "zillenial" and I don't feel lucky at all.
>>539385991>My TV was black and white. My phone was rotaryYou just had poor parents
>>539385808Did your thyroid ever come back under control?I stopped taking that medication because I felt like shit all the time and it gave me heart palpitations. When I went back to a doctor half a decade later apparently it was normalized.
Stability was promised to them 3000 years ago.
>>539385352I tend to call myself a Boomer Zoomer as a 95' fag.
>>539385864shut up nigger
>>539385416where, not when
>>539385889No, it really is. These news orgs and finance people keep talking about generations like they've studied it but it's mainly been confined to the outskirts of behavioral psychology, similar to siblings and birth order. The 2 men who wrote multiple books on this matter, strauss and howe, were onto something extremely powerful. Their most prolific book is the fourth turning, written in 1997, and somehow predicts so much of what we've experienced since then. They coined the millennial phrase, and everyone since then has been misunderstanding the nature of generations since then. One of the main points of the book is that the "prophet" generation(baby boomers) would eventually get into all seats of power and drive the world off a cliff.
>>539386033They came out of a vagina that is where they came from anon.
>>539386188>hurdur time-spacesame thing
>>539386053Sorta, they just didn't use the TV or phone that often and didn't replace the stuff they had from the 70s. Let's call em thrifty.I grew up in an era when a home wasn't just a revolving door for disposable technology.We didn't NEED new stuff. Our black and white zenith worked for Knight Rider and Dukes of Hazzard and the nightly news.Just like our phone worked for any calls we needed to make.Again, something truly foreign to millennials and zoomers. No new phone every two years, no new TV every 5.I'm not claiming it makes me special or something. I'm simply pointing out MAJOR differences in the way of life that make the concept of "generation" meaningless in my case.
>>539385457Skibidi shit still vexes me.
>>539385352I am sick of seeing this woman. She is a good character actor (contemptuous / angry brown mulatto girl), but they cast her in everything, often characters for whom she should not even be applicable. I can't blame her, more the producers. Well, I can blame her sort of, for being their poster girl
>>539385352>kids>28 to 33 years oldhow fucking old are you!?
>>539385352we're gonna start whittling down "generational boundaries" to single years at some point
>>539386508Tell me about 67
>>539386058Yes my thyroid works now. Doctor told me if I did get off it I would be slow, fat and without energy. How about you?
>>539385352Zillennials are 1995-1997.
Born in 96 to lower class, but thankfully white and proud, family in armpit of america. I have a useless degree, have travelled across the country and to europe and asia, and make roughly 200k a year as a carpenter with a white wannabe goth wife 10 years younger than me. Both of us are in good shape and will start a family once i find a good enough property to start building on. I refuse to go into debt, since usury is the most wicked sin imaginable, and have a modest, but nice cabin, 2015 pickup, and small collection of atar wars figures, swords, and classic literature. Dont worry my brothers, were gonna make it.
>>539385352There's no such think as a "Zillennial", just like there's no such think as a "Xillennial". It's all just Millennial's who don't want to be in the gayest category.
>>539385352I'm a zillennial. I denounce the zoomer.
>>539385352Calling a generation "lucky" is both naive and disrespectful. This generation lived their 20s under the boot of cancel culture and COVID and get to live the rest of their life with AI.Every generation lives through hell. If you want to draw statistical conclusions, then I will simply point to:InflationGreat RecessionCollege debtH1-B preference/fraudMass illegal immigrationOffshoringAutomationas clear economic indicators of the economic health of this generation. I don't need to say anything about social health. Anyone born in the 90s and onward never got to live a single year of true freedom like all their ancestors. That article must be clickbait.
>>539386727Generations need to be smaller. Big tent generations like the boomers don't make any sense. A person born in 1946 and a person born in 1964 have very little in common as cultural cohorts.
>>539385352This shit is so made up.
im 1993 and its pure suffering, everything was cool and new in the 90's-early 2000s and now everything is slop and derivative of something betteri wish i didnt know how good we had it. it really is painful seeing everything go to shit so fasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8EvnM2XUTIhttps://youtu.be/pEzua_aTHAc?si=HN9da-bsnOWUhAOChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4Bt6esXaik
>>539387491also i really miss my grandparents
>>539385416>ziollenials
data mining thread
>>539386560She isn't a good actor. Having seen her waltz through four movies, spiderman 123 and dune 1 with the same expressions and demeanor throughout the entire movie has convinced me to never touch another movie or show which stars her. At this point, I even despise Tom Holland being anywhere near anything I wanna watch.
>>539386366I think his point is that those fancier things were around your parents were just too cheap to purchase the latest and greatest. As you said the stuff from the 70s worked. So you got to expeirence life as someone growing up in the 70s not the 80s like your peers.Also not all that rare. There are people who grew up in the 90s who lived like they were still in the 70s. America is a huge place. Once smart phones and data plans hit though they blanketed the US in technology. You cant get away from the internet now.
>>539387491I'm in the same boat as you are. Think its got more to do with a general sense of hopelessness and us being too busy/irritated by newer stuff to actually have an appreciation for what's coming out. Most of the shows and movies ive seen came out prior to 2020 and even games look tedious with a few notable exceptions. >>539387525Im all sorts of fucked up myself. still havent cried after everyone in my family that i actually cared about died when i was in barely in college. Even remembering anyone makes me have a sort of panic attack. hope you make it through man.
>>539385558I hate being a 93fag. Growing up felt like I was missing out on everything just as I had gotten old enough for it
>>539385545>15 year job history>4 figure savingswtf have you been doing for 1.5 decades???
Pretty much info I gathered ITT: >if you were White or Asian life was great. If you were brown life was suffering. Makes sense.
>>539386790It 8 9
>>539385352I think there is some truth if you work in tech.We were the generation who entered in the workforce during the tech bullrun and hiring spree between 2018-2021. We could get remote jobs and be promoted very fast, while the door closed for later zoomer post 2022.I got a remote 6 figures jobs in crypto in 2017 with no experience. Now this would be unthinkable in 2026. All crypto opportunities are just shared in a small group of insider.I see ourselves as some little boomer group lol
>>539385352>make fake shit up>everything sucks ass>"actually, you're lucky"BasedI love being gaslighted my entire lifeYummers
>>539385545>on paper seems fine: 15 year job history, useless BA, lol4 figure savings, own my car, no debt outside student loansI have this except stock trading has pushed my savings a bit higher plus I keep getting turned down for every job except jeets trying to sell me on government contracting jobs (they steal about 25% of the pay).
>>539385799>And too young for millennials, not like there are many of them who are goodYou're the type of faggot that 100% deserves your shit.
>>539385912>UMMM I WAS BORN IN 1982 BUT I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE BORN IN 1975 LIKLE MY BROTHER I'M A XIENNIALThis shit is so fucking gay it's crazy.
>>539385352>cutest half nigger woman to ever exist>marries a white man Why is this?
Okay, I cannot understand what anyone here is talking about. Is this supposed to be funny? Is it supposed to be ironic? Political? I can't make heads or tails of any of it. What does Zendaya have to do with politics?
>>539386259Strauss and Howe theory says millennials are 1982-1999 and 2000-201X is a 'homeland generation'. The Homeland generation, conceptually, does not exist because Gen Z was so flooded with shitskin births to illegal and quasi legal parents and dudes banging asian chicks making mutts that the entire preceding theories got muddled. Instead of producing patriotic white kids who were ready to fight in iran they made mutts with nothing to live for and no reason to care, and the besieged white kids who are 51%~ of them reaching back to the 80s and 90s and 'analog horror' and old snes cartridges like they're a 45yo hipster to feel any connection with a real culture that they feel they missed by about 5-10 years.
>>539385352Since everyone seems to be too retarded and nu-/pol/ to notice, i ll do it....>BergOi fucking veeeey every fucking time
>>539388427I wish it was 2014 again and they hand't begun casting for this shit.
>>539385457>I understand both1994 here. I have zero clue what the fuck zoomers are saying
>>539385451Why? This place is worthless. First time here in at least a year. If you're still after all this time and you still haven't figured out what this is, that's pretty sad. Do you think this place made your life better or worse? Ask yourself this question, im out of here. It's just the fake gay jewish ragebait recycled.
>>539385352Divide and conquer psyop
>>539391737Also 1994, and I don't understand them either
>>539391709Ive been watching shows thatre mostly pre-Weinstein Trial. Almost no ones fat or ugly. Then the market shifted towards feminism and DEI and all I can see are fat, ugly people telling me what's right from wrong. Not that they didn't do the moralizing before too
Generations are not real.Were there generations 500 years ago?The only unchanging fact is old people complaining about young and the reverse.
>>539385352>luckiesthow are we "lucky" exactly?Oh wait, it's just more boomer cope pretending they weren't the luckiest, most selfish, and most destructive generation in history.
>>53938574796 is zoomer
1997 boomer zoomerI got lucky!
>>539385352When I was 8, parents bought my sega mega drive 3. When I was 11, my father got the first PC, I remember him playing HoMM3 and Cossacks. Internet had the same line as a home telephone, so when someone called, internet connection was down. To get a game on your mobile phone with buttons, you had to send SMS. Infrared ports were a thing. How old am I?
>muh arbitrary year cut offs which give me my sense of identitykys retard. the only 'generation' that matters in a sociological sense is the baby boomers because of the massive amount of cooming in vaginas that happened after ww2it doesnt matter if someone born in 1993-1999 is a 'zoomer' or a 'millenial' because the distinction doesnt mean anything. its like myers-briggs personalities or horoscopes.
>>539385352>NewYou're at least 10 years too late
>>539385457Same
>Millennials are a demographic cohort born between 1981 and 1996.Zoomers want to appropriate the previous generation.Zoomers are so pathetic, first generation of goy slaves that haven't experienced normalcy or white homogeneity. They're the most brainwashed dysgenic and brown generation ever conceived.
>>539385864>Saar
Nice earrings, they look a bit like coom
>>539385558>>539385545>>539386048>Lucky It's Jewish media gaslighting. They're realizing a small cohort that doesn't fall perfectly into their zoomer/millennial boxes for propaganda and media mind control so ergo they are inviting attacks and changes against us since we're all oh so "lucky."
>>539386366>I grew up in an era when a home wasn't just a revolving door for disposable technology. Good line. I'm gonna save that for later.
>>539385352Microgenerations now? Divide and conquer is their main strategy
I don't think Zendaya is th archetypical zillenial. That filthy mongrel goblin only represents the worst of freaks.
>>53938671233 is still young, okay?
>>539385352Zillenials /late 90s kids are all subhumans, bugmen, ugly leftists, larpers, the bridge between terminally online and classical millenialism
>>539394646>33 is still young, okay?When you get older than 35 it feels like life is over.
>>539385889 It describes the way the Jew divides the generations by feeding each new generation with new media styles, new contents, new education. In the pre-Jewish times, all whites listened to the same classical and folk music across all age brackets. Nowadays every five years a new variation of chart music is spewed forth onto the markets.
>>539385558I don’t know man, I’m 33 and I got a house and 3 kids. I’m not rich but I’m not poor either and I’m happy with what I have.
>>539385493This is why they are so awful They basically were the first ones reading Buzzfeed and all other snopes approved websites.
>>539385808>Can't gamePlay Teamfight TacticsIt's the game of the refined strategist.(I'm top 900 NA, come let me shred your guts.)
>>539385558Same I call bullshit on Lichtenberg's article.
>>53938535293 is now zoomerish? Kek.
>>539394714I'm older than 35 and still feel like 20, except stronger, wiser and sexier (working out, noticing the jews, growing bald at the temples, bitches love masculine baldness patterns).
>>539385352>>539385493>>539385545>>539391575They're the luckiest generation IMO even topping boomers. But they complain the most in the internet and turns everything trash be it internet, vidya, movie,, they're the Teletubbies generation. Most retarded larping generation idk but certainly better than usual retarded generation catergorizing>>539385747No you retarded faggot. Millennial was always a retarded generational name. They weren't even born in 2000s.
>GenX here>I've deflowered many Zellenials>So yeah, they're lucky
>>539385352fun fact, if you keep subdividing a generation, eventually you'll get to horoscopes
No one talks about the early 90's recession. But it is quite evident. I am a measly 175cm, suffered from malnutrition for my first years of life that has continued to plague me throughout my life, yet my brother born a few years later in 1995 is 185cm and has never truly suffered. By the time he was of age the GFC was over and the hypermigration hadn't taken over Australia yet.
>>539394791Metaphysically your home, the country you grew up in no longer exist.Your Oikos is gone, feeling of home and belonging.You're a stranger in a strange land.
they have no fucking clue what to consider 95-97, ive been classified 4 different ways but my favourite was always "generation fucked"
>>539395023Is that an australian thing?
>>539395023Im sure 10cm was really all that changed your life
>>539385352>1993>kidbro you guys are 30+
>>539395120Zoomers are pushing 30 now, there are no zoomer kids anymore either.
>>539385352first time hearing about zillennials? It has been a thing for at least 10 years.
>>539385352punished millennials a generation denied gen y
>>539395048Half correct, but Canaan will be destroyed in our lifetime and Europe will be free and healed. Now that I understand the value of home and nation, I feel a stronger attachment than ever. Not the the jewish strangers who live here, but to the real Germans who still remember what we are.
>>539385352>1993 to 1998>worklollmao
>>539387491>x-playthat shit was garbagemy godthe entirety of G4 was cringe gamer shit with mass simpage, opening the floodgates to females in games
>>539391896It is funny as shit I still see this bulgarian's face randomly on /pol/ in 2026. I remember being in the thread on /int/ when he drew that and said it was basically his face. Same with wojak.
Generation theory is goddamned bullshit. The only metric that matters is 7 years.Why seven (7) years? Because that's how long you spend in middle + high school. The average age of a cell in your body is 7 years, and even in pro wrestling there is a code that after seven years, you can reuse gimmick and storylines because fans age out. Seven years is a generation
>>539395296We raise our arms, when the day will finally come we stand as one.
>>539394791>>539394714Aging is worse over 30 than it was when I was 22 and "felt old" because I have the clarity to know in 10 years I'll be whiningand looking back and saying "why didn't I get my shit together back then" and the answer is that the economy only gets worse constantly and I never catch a break either by having my investments actually pan out bigly or getting a job that pays well enough to make it worth it.
>>539385352>>539385457I hate box-definers. BOX DEFINERS COULD BE HERE. I've never been put in this box before. My homemade blend of coke, monster and liqour courses througj my completely normal veins and dulls my (warranted) hatred of social science majors and boomers in public discourse
>>539395068>19yos in 2019 not using tiktok????all the hoes aged 25-35 I've met are tokking nowadays.>>539395149>>539395120It's still 2016 in my mind if I wish hard enough.
>>539394742Good job man
>>539395414>>539395296yeah, rightshit's not happeningwe all lose to the jewstime to bury ourselveslooking back, it was all homo-fagged to the corei feel like the biggest fuckin fag now, all the absolute turbo queers that is the nu/right
>>539396385>i feel like the biggest fuckin fag now
>>539385457Yep, 1994 here.Played both Skyrim and OblivionToo young for all the NES shit and missed the IRC glory days.Too old for the skibidi shit and frfr no cap broccoli haircut.Just in time for crazy frog, emo gf met in German class because fan of Tokyo Hotel (I was a Rammstein fan), Crysis 1 as a benchmark for gaming PC, UT2004 LAN parties with the boys while listening to darude sandstorm, basshunter and far east movement.
>>53938535299 here i feel excluded
Boomers who held out beyond the last minute, and gen Xers who go in early.
>>539396792Hello Zoomie
>>539385352>/pol/ is cat women gossiping about socialite bullshit
>>539396468we are the queer/rightnothing but closeted fags in this campsearching for our next weiner
>>539397374You're a fag, i understand.
>born '95>coast through highschool because easymode>graduate near top of my class in a demanding engineering program>offered a 6 figure salary when it actually still felt like a 6 figure salary>marry qt3.14 wifey>have 4 kids>own 4br 2.5ba house w/ 2 car garage>wife runs the lab at a local hospital also making damn near 6 figures>mostly work from home for both of us>all of this before I was 30Article heading checks out.