What happened to people like this? Men used to be men.
>>539386307That shit is good as memorization and body control, those sequences they do are really fucking taxing on body if done right As fight shit is pure faggotry
>>539386307Karate is just fag dancing you fucking FtM tranny faggot.
>>539386307>Why aren't men wasting money on Mcdojos that have been proven to be bullshit.Gee wonder why. Also this accelerated LE BLACK BELT program was strangely only accessible to celebrities. Though it did seem like the shit to boomers because just the basic tenets of training, leverage throwing a punch that's boxing 101, and if they had any sort of take down/wrestling would put you above the average drunk retard in a bar right.
>>539386307>be a man>do drugs and pretend jap kung fuSounds pretty faggoty tbqh
>>539386307you made fun of them for announcing kiai when performing a strike
>>539386400>>539386435It's far better than no training.No, I do not do karate, nor do I think Elvis was a black belt in 1977.
>>539386435the jiu jitsu part of karate is no joke
They materialized the concept of death, but truly, principly its a spiritual matter
>>539386307Rex Kwon Do
>>539386400Karate is one of the better fighting arts in the world, retard.>t. Judo National champion
>>539386835That is Judo, you fucking retard.Ippon Seoi Nage.As fucking retarded as you chuds are about anything and everything you know nothing about, you’d think I would leave this place and never come back.
>>539386772Why would you visit a restaurantThat’s like saying someone served a mimosa, so you need to fly to LA to have them pour OJ in your champagne
>>539386307I have a black belt in tae bo
>>539387107Congrats. You actually have more fighting experience than 98% of this board.
>>539386307MMA permanently cemented karate and kung-fu as meme sports with no real world value.
>>539387050its clearly nigger aikido baka
>>539386307lol he liked to show off his karate movesone time alice cooper was hanging out with him at a party in the 70's and elvis handed him a loaded revolver and was like>go ahead>point it at my headand alice cooper's all>for a brief moment>i held the life of elvis in my handsthen half a second later elvis did some fancy karate trick to disarm him
>>539387143Thank you sensei
>>539387050Judo is a modern highly specialized offshoot of the generalist predecessor Jiu Jitsu you moron. Judo is only a couple decades older than BJJ and BJJ is a 20th century offshoot itself.
>>539387540I know my history, you fucking gay faggot.Ju Jutsu for samurai to kill against armored foes unarmed.Judo at the turn of the 20th century with Jigoro Kano.BJJ not long after.Ippon Seoi Nage is Judo, you egregious dick sucking faggot.If you’ve ever been on a BJJ mat (49-5 in competition), you would know that BJJ cucks do not and will never know how to pull off a Judo throw. Wrestling double at best.Now kill yourself and never speak to me again.
>>539386307>It's called karate, man. Only two kinds of people know it: the Chinese and the King. And one of them is me-elvis
>>539387292Ahh, that’s DumbFuckDo.Ancient art, that.Take many year to master.
>>539387780Who said anything about BJJ you buttscooting faggot? The point is almost 100% of "judo throws" predate judo as a martial art even with the sphere of japanese martial arts, usually by centuries. And guess what one of those main line martial arts that all those throws were integrated from was? I'll let you connect that dot yourself.
>>539386307>WHAT HAPPENED TO MEN JUST DOING THIS!They still do, you just don't get outside enough to actually see it.
>>539386307I was gonna go learn martial arts at a place run by an Indian man but then I found out he only teaches jeet kun do.
>>539387228Camp after champ has a karate background
>>539387050You're not even part of the Black Dragon Fighting Society.
>>539387911Jesus Christ, you are such a fucking faggot.Did you not see the part where I was National Champion of fucking JUDO??If you want to be a fucking homo about this, then you are wrong.Ju JUTSU predates all of this. With a U.Now fucking kill yourself.
>>539388395How do I get invited to the Black Dragon Fighting Society, anon?They sound really tuff.
>>539388248I'm sure that really helps when you get to the part of the fight when you go slow motion and your opponent grabs your wrists.
>>539388485You have to know Count Donte.Look it up if you dare.
>>539387228Most of the dominant strikers in MMA have always been Karate guys (Rutten, Liddell, GSP, Machida, Wonderboy, Texeira etc.).
>>539387911I swear to God, anon, if you spout one more homosexual word at me, I will track you down use my secret Judo dick chop right on your microplastic filled ballsack!Fucking faggot!
>>539388426you're gay
>>539387050Knowing only memes and half-truths and having an extremely bizarre worldview because of it is /pol/ mainstream.
>>539388630Not as gay as your boyfriend, Mohammed.
>>539386307>what happened to men>admits being the pussy that he isYou are what happened to some men.Cope and seethe, incel.
>>539388524I always heard it was Sensei Dave-sama.Have I been lied to?
>>539388737You're also paranoid
>>539386307Look, when i get high as fuck and do naked karate in the yard the damn cops come and harass me, they dont let us have anything nice in this prison.
>>539386400>As fight shit is pure faggotryIn tense and spontaneous scenarios memorization and body control are extremely important, you would know if you had brawled out of nowhere in the streets and not prepped for a rules-based fight.Also Elvis didn't learn modern point-based karate, he learned the shit from okinawan army pros who still had old techniques and trained takedowns by pulling belts on trees.He was very lax on his personal katas tho and probably wasn't a killer but i bet he could give a mean punch to the sternum or strikes to the neck.
>>539388606When OPs picture was taken and up until MMA you could join a dojo and become a black belt without ever facing a resisting opponent. Nerds fully thought they could fight. Those players you mentioned had to fight despite the meme tactics.
>>539386674>strangely only accessible to celebritiesTrainers like to help famous people for money in personal sessions, also considering Abdul Jabbar's absurd stamina and balance in the NBA no doubt he learned a thing or two from Lee's talks.Some famous sportsmen were intermediate martial artists before, like Zidane (judo) and Ibrahimovic (TKD)
>>539386307hey, i'm fat, and i do fat silat in my backyard, which has a lot of traffic (i live next to a high traffic road)there are still a lot of fat guys out there, dont belittle us (get it?)
Elvis should have hired count Dante as his personal sensei
>>539387540kali and muay thai are betterjudo is basically just grappling, while the previous two are more attack oriented, i.e. real Martial arts
>>539387780>>539387911can you homos please make up, i'm your biggest opposition on this board, an armchair martial artistsyou're both wrong.>>539388052i go outside when there aren't many people.i rather be invisible than be seen.the art of being nothing, the neets martial art.
>>539387228>MMA permanently cemented karate and kung-fu as meme sportsLyoto Machida often knocked people out with traditional karate techniques in prime era UFC, Pride had a bunch of karate fighters although the champs were mostly kickbox strikers.And technically kickboxing IS kung fu sans the spiritualism and tactics. Also if you want to throw out the spiritual/metaphysic part then bad luck, Emelianenko is a qigong/inner energy advocate and the fucker took insane hits without much damage (the Randleman suplex)>>539389164Muay Thai trainers are snobby and want you to fissure your legs before teaching you the good stuff like grappling and the ? kicks, at least the ones around here. TKD trainers don't like to train people if they aren't underages with tight butts and strong musk.You are left with MMA guys who are mentally ill with so many roids and karate guys who are Elvis but without the charisma and good humor.
Elvis>served in the army through the normal route instead of special route>promoted to sergeant. Had good leadership and shooting skills>loved guns and owned a huge collection>trained in hand to hand combat from karate and militaryIts funny how Elvis is far more tough than a lot of artists who are portrayed to be "tough"
>>539389424
>>539388793Seriously look up the true story of count dante it's fucking wild.
>>539389357*Kicks you in the leg*It's been settled. mate.
>>539389357What are you going to do? Chop 17 water scored wooden boards with your pinky
>>539389424Didn't he break some dudes' fingers for putting pressure/extorting a dinner restaurant he visited? he seemed like a very flamboyant person who didn't care and still frequented all the things he did when he was a scrub. Hard to dislike coupled with the fact they say he was raised by his mom to be a samaritan.
>>539389605>>539389655nooo
>>539389673nigger he was taylor swift for goyim born in the 30's
>>539389673I think Elvis is just inherently a tough person. He grew up in the deep south in poor conditions. He was noted for being chilled but I really think it wasn't a good idea to get on his bad side.
>>539387780>Ju Jutsu for samurai to kill against armored foes unarmed.no-no-no... AIKIDO was the samurai hand to hand fighting. It favored quick decisive moves that are devastating when performed on the unsuspecting. If someone out of nowhere suddenly runs at you, to take you down... Aikido trains your natural reaction to be devastating.
>>539389843I can't see the comparison points
>>539389843taylor swift is(was) a 4chan user for the record so if anything it's a compliment
>>539386307Fat karate?
>>539388524>You have to know Count Donte.>Look it up if you dare.ha. I think it was spelled Count Dante.Other old time heroes that were later shown to be fakes. "Ashida Kim" was a con artist. As was "Frank Dux".
Elvis originally got his black belt from Hank Slomanski. He was a real black belt and could fight. All the later fat karate and other black belt ranks were bullshit obviously bullshit though. He also started fucking Priscilla when she was 14 and he was 24 lol
>>539388485My wife joined a women's wrestling gym called the black spade. She even got their logo tattooed on her ankle. She's really into it and they sometimes practice all night long.
>>539391666>Frank DuxYou know what's not fake.Blood sport has a cats meow in the background through out the movie and nobody can explain why.
>>539387292>Dat tax payer moves
>>539389054>TKDbased
>>539391799>>>539391666 (You)>>Frank Dux>You know what's not fake.>Blood sport has a cats meow in the background through out the movie and nobody can explain why.HOLY SHIT!I thought it was just me.Bloodsport as a movie, is cool. And one time I thought I noticed the kitty meow? I thought maybe I was just high and my cat did it, but... you just confirmed this.
>>539386307Little Elvis was a little hellraiser.https://youtu.be/SOPybPHjGQ0w7g1uJLxaWKcAu9g
>>539386307>What happened to people like this? Men used to be men.The matriarchy took over. Women hen peck all the real men to death. The men that are elevated are mostly submissive because that's what the education system rewards.
Is judo based or cringe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
>>539391988it's designed not to seriously hurt the opponent permanently so you can train all day. or have kids do it. ju jutsu which it is based on is the opposite.
>>539386307Elvis' obsession with jewelry would influence generations of niggers. Presley was the original blingtard.
>>5393863071pbtid
>>539386307>Men used to be menPeople used to respect the elderly and cherish their history and heritage. Today's zeitgeist can be summarised as, "women deserve more and men need to change. We know better than the thousands of generations that came before us, so their wisdom is not only useless, but toxic to our endeavours"
>>539391988>Is judo based or cringe?Pretty fucking based. Incomplete though. Biggest gripe is that it is sportified so they only teach defense against a single opponent.
>>539386307I have no respect for a man that dies a fat fuck on the shitter.
Karate is great especially if you start as a kid. You'll be spiritually strong and centered and you won't end up a NEET faggot weakling loser who jerks his cock to screens all day and watches trannime like an absolute worthless worm. If you knew how to fight you'd also maybe have a gf you could defend from shitskins but you can't even defend your emotions let alone your loved one. I've learned so much from karate and have been in street fights and won every single time except once when I got mugged by a group of spics with knives.
>>539391729>Elvis originally got his black belt from Hank Slomanski. He was a real black belt and could fight.mcdojo shithe has no professional recordjust bullshit legend crap like "defeated 126 japanese in two days"boomer fud garbage
>>539386307>What happened to people like this? Men used to be men.I'm still like this. I was doing fat karate at the gym just today. It's just not very professional so I gotta keep my retardation a secret.
>>539391799>nobody can explain why.I'll explain why. Jean Claude personally begged the filmmakers to edit the film last minute. They actually allowed it. The classic action movie people still love today is actually one Belgian steroid abuser's pet AV project from when he was high as a kite.
>>539387107That's good cardio, bro
>>539388108>but then I found out he only teaches jeet kun do.Wtf, that's a really fun one. That's Bruce Lee's legacy, go for it.
>>539388485>How do I get invited to the Black Dragon Fighting Society, anon? I think you gotta stab a guy in the dick
>>539395421r u belgian dutch
>>539386772Well, he did do a lot of shaking and jiving on stage. I mean, fat Elvis when be skinny my todays weight norms
>>539396511This, he wouldn't even be allowed in the shartmart. I wonder how fat Aja is.
