>>539387177wood nut in cider
MATH WEASEL
>>539387226Fpwp
>>539387177whatever happened to this nigga
>>539387177what the fuck is up with her ears bro
What's fucked up is that is 100% true.
>>539387352nigga u gay, that's what billion-dollar pussy looks like
>>539387177ratmaxxing
>>539387177I'd throw a pokeball at that Buizel if you know what I mean.
>>539387177post feet pics if you got them
I would say would but do any anons itt know what jewess pussy smells like?
>>539387521It's 2026. STEMcels wait for the 1st to get their EBT cards recharged now.
>>539387521Both types will cheat on you so who cares?
>>539387177That face and flat chest though. It must grip like an upside down sloth.
>>539387177When you see beady eyes, round face and big forehead, this is the peak sex kitten category. Don't be fooled by the looks, they only do orgies.
Posting this broad without posting the pasta should be an instaban.
>>539387707couldn't be worse than your dog's
>>539387177A paper bag over that head solves the issue.
>>539387707Like a thousand pustules of Nurgle, bursting with the stench of sulphur and the very coals of Hell itself; a billion rotted fish steaming in a hot sun could not compare. Woe to any man who meets the wretched stenk of a kike's pussy with his nostrils.
>>539387177Hot mamma hot mamma
>>539387837Most ppl itt cant pin the weasel anon>>539387853you don't even know how the dog meme started vladim shoo shoo
still waiting on the polycule sextape
her husband forgives her lmao
>>539387707Yeah, I used to fuck a Jewish girl in college that was like pheromone city. I could go down on her and come up with painfully hard erections, and she wasn't even a five. You know when someone isn't objectively attractive, but looks distinct? Like that. It always depends on whether or not they perform basic hygiene. She was pretty clean, but I knew some Jewish girls whose pussies definitely had to be bacteriological-quarantine levels of rank.
>>539387446Jewish ears
>>539387737Pharmacy is a meme degree. 6-8 years of pharmacy school just to fill a pill bottle?! I could see if we were still in the mortar and pestle era, where you literally made medicine in the store, but those days are long gone. A vending machine could replace pharmacists.
>>539387304Teryaki
>>539387947This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
>>539387521Middle one in the bottom
>>539387377He went to Tel Aviv with his billions
>>539387835
>>539388160Used to be a guaranteed easy af $100k+ job 20 years ago. But just like with software, a shitload of dummies all started majoring in the same thing, unis catered to pumping them out, they spammed them everywhere, then the inevitable crash. It will happen to nurses on the other side of the boomer population curve.
>>539387177She looks like a White Somalian
>>539387853smells pretty close to a typical Russian. I wonder why?
>>539387177Whats the grippy?
>>539388288LMAO you just know never to leave your dog alone with them
>>539388209This anon has pinned the weaselWhat was it like did she go ?
>>539387562Nasty fucking jeet tier opinion
>>539387521All of them, separately or in any combination including all at once. Anyone who claims to disagree is a liar or a peter puffer.
>>539388306 $100k for putting the putting boner pills in a bottle
>>539388098She's not. I know it sounds crazy, but she is not.
>>539388416funniest redditor dilate
>>539388635CVS is something like the 5th largest company in the US by revenue now. But how do you make max profit of large revenues and razor thin margins? Jack the price up, and make that 3% margin worth more.
>>539387853Again and again and again.When will leafs learn?
>>539387707It smells pretty similar to a butt down there. It's right down there by the butt, after all, like with most other kinds of girls. You get a waft of butt smell, and of a slight piss smell. But ya don't mind, because you're right "in the moment". Not like a full on poop smell, like they shit their pants or didn't wipe their ass, but a faint smell of butt, and piss. Unless they are "unfresh", inwhich case it can smell like the stereotypical fish smell. Or, if they have a yeast infection, in which case it can be nauseatingly smelly, like a loaf of uncooked bread that's been shit on with poop. Then, just stay away. And never go around them again. Potentially, move to another state, even, just to be sure.
awful
>>539388288Lol unironically Greta is the most attractive one of the pack>gibs me dat gretussy
>>539388160Laughable.When I was in high school I used to deliver drugs to ole timer apartments and nursing homes. When I wasn't busy I would fill up the blister packs with drugs you wouldn't want, but it gave access behind the counter so I started stealing a few Valium here and there, fully expecting to be fired for it. But, I never heard a thing about it so I started stealing pocketfuls. Still nothing until one day I showed up and there was that yellow police tape blocking the front and back doors, turns out my boss was a drug dealer.HAHAHAPic is his house. It has an indoor pool, I walked up here one day to pick up his wife's brand new LSC for deliveries because the store Escort broke down. What a beautiful car.
>>539387563LOLkek
>>539387707if you would believe it. There was a jewish girl that was a huge slut when I was in seventh grade and I am a chink. I remember she didnt feel shame about showing her hoohah in all her hairy glory. She was a fire crotch with curly hair. I didnt get to touch it because I was a pussy. She gave me her number. I never called. Looking back. I wish I did. She also had this weasel’s innocent look.
>>539388219I like 9 the best since she looks like my aunt
>>539387177SBF really was living the good life until he got caughtwaking up next to cunny everydayrugpulling poors on his own cryptoexchangefuck my life
>>539388209Thank you for posting the pasta. I hate new fags so much
>>539388160>I could see if we were still in the mortar and pestle era, where you literally made medicine in the storeIt's rare, but some pharmacies still do this for specialty medication. I worked as a tech for 9 months, never saw it once, but the pharmacists did confirm it happens. Probably more frequent at specialty pharmacies.> A vending machine could replace pharmacists.Vending machines are exactly what they use for most pills. They still require hand counts by a tech afterward, then a pharmacist has to check their work. After all that they give the bag to the wrong patient and get a phone call from a pissed off customer who has the wrong order.
>>539387707Gefilte fish my good anon, gefilte fish
>>539387177Where is that green text about the speed orgy
>>539387707Yes, bad. They have a weird manly body odor that even a shower doesn't fully remove.
>>539387177I'd have fucked her in college, looks like my type. Quirky little nerd girls looked similar to her, I had a little fan club of those in college, LMAO.t. was sort of a chad-nerd.
>>539390620It's not even remotely funny.>>539390531How much money do they have?How much money does the silk road have?These nerds put old time bank robbers and embezzlers to shame, I think. Maybe the 80s traders compare.Hi tech = high crime, kids.
>>539387521from top Left to top Right, bachelorette #2 and bachelorette #4 is the back-up plan.
>>539387835I can't believe she got away with it
>>539387177>>>/biz/
>>539387707Could only approach maggoted. The dick stink lasted for days. Don’t do it bro
>>539387177why do I find ugly women so attractive?
>>539387177oh that little minx
>>539387177>>539390934>>539391173>>539388288I always say I'd fuck ugly women no problem but this is too far even for me lads.My ex looks like a world class model compared to these uggos jesus christ>>539387707ew.
>>539387377Living in San Francisco, quietly settled with everyone and walked away with $40m https://archive.is/WOeP5
>>539387177good from far but far from good.ewww
>>539387764>>539387521Unless you're truly hurting for money, who the fuck cares, man.Any woman who's not an active financial drain is okay in my book. I dont need her to contribute anything.>>539387835>>539391067SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITalso lmao imagine being known as the "sex cop" thats a pretty funny title>Tennessee sex cop Maegan Hall admits she ‘got stupid, desperate’ with randy male officers amid divorce
>>539391067The worst part about is that her fiancee stayed with her and married her. None of the male cops who were fired got a cent either.
>>539391173Because they seem more attainable.
>>539387177wouldnt be my proudest but...
>>539391829women can get away with stuff men can't.sooner you realize this is how society works, the better, lad.
would pin just to hear her squeal
>>539387177Truly outrageous.
>>539387837
>>539387177would pin this weasel
>>539388489you have to be 18 to post here.pin the weasel.
>>539387446Below the eye line. Neaderthal genes. Stay vigilant young warrior.
>>539388416Oh, it's pretty funny actually, because westoids always play dumb and saying some stupid shit like "russians are communist" but when you ask for the name of at least one russian commie you suddenly becoming antisemitic.
>>539393855Yea she doesn't even have a tail
>>539387707I was way too drunk and my nose never even went near that hole. But bitch was a freak for sure. Big titties but not saggers yet. Came inside, then while she was asleep I packed up, checked out at front desk and caught my 7am flight. Housekeeping took the trash out I assume.
>>539387835>>539387521I can absolutely confirm.BlogpostDated a lawyer with same phenotype. She was into anal, fucking outside, risky creampies and throatfucks, into trios and rimjobs, and deep deep kissing i felt her tongue in my amigdalas. And was only satisfied when she was bleeding or trembling or choked into catatoniaGood times. She is also crazy outside of bed sadly and somehow deeply religious
>>539388288Holy fuck.Welp. I'm rolling 1 for Greta. 0 is immunity 2-4 left to right top/bottom. 5-8 is I marry one, get divorce raped. 9 Is I get divorce raped twice and 2 kids with each.WISH ME LUCK!
>>539387707Coins
I neeed greta to brap on my cock
>>539394051I was posting her before you were born cunt. Now stop gatekeeping your secret "if you dont you know" meme and tell.
>>539388720retard
>>539394389>9 Is I get divorce raped twice and 2 kids with each.
>>539394492>I was posting her before you were born cunt.Yeah, you are really keeping up with the times there gramps.WTF do you think grippy can refer to?
>>539387226Kill yourself
>>539387562HAY YOU GUYS!
>>539390531>SBF really was living the good life until he got caughtand it had only just begun. i cannot fathom the weight of regret he must feel knowing his greed caused him to miss out on the roughly 100m as a result of their openAI investment. >>539391173freedom to fuck without falling in love is a serious perk
>>539394505On the plus side I have empty balls, a couple kids and if I choose the Cop lady then also a nice family dog.
>>539394562Asian boi princess anus?Sorry I’ve gone walkabout and my IP changed
>>539394638This nigga never gonna 'Pin the Weez' as we say it in the streets.
>>539387707Jewish pussy is oily and kinda rancid. Jews for some reason are more acidic than White people and their body produces a lot of oil. Miss bath time and it's stink city (you won't know this unless you live with one). The bigger problem is they keep their schizo under tight wraps until they have you. I know all women do this but kikettes are seriously DSM-5 certified schizophrenic.
>>539387446Sam got a little too aggresive once when playing pin the weasel with her, dude's a dick
>>539387521You know the dating market is fucked when even a 3-5 foid can afford to be a slut.When it comes to marriage, always choose values over looks, I can guarantee you will have a happier sex life with a 5 hardcore conservative than a 9 liberal.
>>539394492>>539394562this.also...>>539394667Wezzin the juice
>>539394818>I can guarantee you will have a happier sex life with a 5 hardcore conservative than a 9 liberal.Absolutely. The crazies put out for about 6 months until the schizo comes out and they expect you to be a therapist. Trad wife just wants more babies and will work for your seed.
>>539394613>freedom to fuck without falling in love is a serious perki would fall in love with a woman who looked like her if she had the right personality
>>539388489it's zoomer slang for a tight vagina
>>539395043regardless of what you do you will inevitably have a tard wife
>>539387177Spunk Gremlin
>>539388635>$100k for putting the putting boner pills in a bottlei would imagine these ppl would be in major trouble if they messed up and some boomer took the wrong meds that killed themi think most Ameri'mutts are too dumb for such jobs now
>>539395181Nigger, reality is not a porn fantasy. The best outcome for the average guy is a normie wife that respects him and his sexual needs, the worse outcome is a sexless, nagging marriage, especially with an attractive, mentally ill foid.
>>5393871774 hours and mods havent deleted this garbage
>>539395661Its because shes jewish and so are they.
>>539395767mods are glowniggers
>>539395767Oh that explains both why the thread is still up and why she has a head that you want to smash with a brick
>>539395603read my post again> tard wife
>>539388219>quads for the 8-way
>>539396009It's like saying "women wife", adds nothing. What is your point?!
>>539395661>>539395767>>539395798>>539395921my fav is when they leave up all the pro-nato trash spam, but quickly clean up anything making them look badboard is ran by glownigger miga trash
>>539387521The one in the green shirt isn't that ugly, best looks to vaginal tightness ratio.
>>539388219Rolling
>>539391067>not posting the edit with the police dogBoo
>>53938821934 is actually cute and is probably hot now. You can tell shes jewish and hiding big tits under that shirt.
>>539387177Raging incel here.I wouldn't touch that. Sorry.
>>539396644 <--Ahem HA >You should already knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFlhDu468vg
>>539395306>Spunk Germlini'm stealing that. ty>>539396066>>539388888Quads for the Quad Throne
