lol this one's actually funny
I am a woman
>>539389739lol that's even funnier.
>>539389674Bwahahaha
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>>539389674lmao
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>>539389819genie belt second panel
>>539389674this is actually funny and i wish i could show my trans friends it without them melting down
>>539389980>my trans friends
Imagine being an unhappy pervert degenerate who jacks off all the time and you DECIDE to take chemicals that throw your hormones off balance as well as your sex drive so you can't even enjoy the relief of jerking it. Now you aren't a woman and your garden hose is fucked.
>>539389674>for my final wishWhat were her first two wishes?
>>539390084>Be me>Proud straight male>Never take chemicals>Didn't even vaxx>jack off all the time>Approaching my 40s now>Can't get it up anymore>Garden hose totally fuckedHow can I live like this?
>>539390258Just stop jacking off for a week or so.
>>539389674Not even that would do it, unless he miracled the memories of a woman from childhood into the troons brain at the same time as he swapped the equipment and erased all his experiences as a male. You would have to replace their entire life. The genie would have to alter the time-space continuum in order to change a person's sex for real.
>>539390258Stop jacking off for 2 weeks. Do some basic cardio every other day for 20 minutes.
New 'toss
>>539389674This is the first time I actually laughed at stonetoss.
>>539391209fuck off shitrat poster or you all get the forever sleepies
>>539390258Lose weight, stay hydrated, eat nutritious food not McDonalds you fat shit. Exercise. Cardio for improved blood flow and weight lifting to build muscle which increases test. Also make sure you get sunlight. Preferably sun bathe nude. It is critical to get sunlight on your testicles. Even better if you rub olve oil first to increase the effect. Massive test increase.
>>539390084Kek, remember when the "cure" for sexual degenerates was to cut their junk off and leave them to die in prolonged pain with an unhealed bleeding wound?>/pol/ remembers
>>539391255What's wrong anon?
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>>539389674Brutal.
>>539390084I was friends with a guy we called Stimmy because of all the energy drinks he’d have. His super liberal girlfriend and her super liberal friends convinced him he was really a woman so he trooned out 100%. He told me he was on estrogen and was getting his dick chopped off and I successfully talked him out of it. They broke up and now he looks like a 50 year old woman at age 27 but he still has his cock and balls.
>>539391209Each one of her boobs is probably bigger than the rats. How can she use this to her advantage?
>>539389674Kek
>>539390258I was and still somewhat the same. First off, similar age and so I can relate. Secondly, I noticed that sleeping 8 hours helped with our erectile dysfunction problem. I also take vitamin D copper, zinc, and magnesium but I dunno if that does anything. However, I do know sleep helped and I tracked my sleep using those smart watches. After sleeping more, I started getting those morning boners again, which is pretty sweet.
Jesus thats brutal
>>539389674I don't get it.
>>539390258>10mg high quality DHEA>10mg pregnenolone >5mg boron >10,000iu vitamin D with vitamin K2>take everyday with breakfast, they’re just pillsI’m about to turn 46 and I jerk off 3 or 4 times a day and I’m not even Indian.
>>539391209Every fucking time anything with a comic.
>>539390258I'm 40, out of shape, and can fuck for hours. Go to a doctor, man.
>>539389674where mogus
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>>539390155A wavy line dress was the first and a pair of oranges for boobs was the second.
IT'S NOT FUNNY YOU BIGOT INCEL CHUD NAZI YOU ARE SCARED
>>539392085>Sitzt ein kleiner Fink, Fink, Fink,>Singt nur immer: Mädel wink!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtvPXUxIQc4
>>539392085he's using their own spells against them
>>539391294>It is critical to get sunlight on your testicles. Even better if you rub olve oil first to increase the effect.This is the best post I've seen all year I think. I believe you anon, but fuck did that make me chuckle.
