you have to bring your own kitchen or more often buy the old kitchen from the previous tenantfor example this tenant here is asking €15k for their 9 yo kitchen which is the typical price in Germany for such kitchens
Imagine not using a smart cooker in the current year
lol
>>539398688Just like in antiquity, man lives his life outside and home is just a shelter for sleep. You're not supposed to be at home all day you fucking virgins
>>539398688€15k for that 9 yo kitchen?can order a fresh high end one with installation for that price
>>539398688I've never lived in an apartment so I kinda just assumed it's normal to buy literally everything yourself? Access to a build-in washing machine etc. is supposed to be an "amenity".
>>539398779Why? People are evil. Leave me alone
>>539398779Why would a man spending 75% of his salary on his home, ever leave it?
>>539398688>15k for that kitchenrip-offalso, some do have kitchens (most?), and some dont, and thats why you have these weird>take over my kitchenproposals
>>539398688I would also prefer a normal toilet. I don't want to inspect my stool, I'm not that efficient with things. I don't believe in such efficiency
>>539398756no one takes the spanish seriously you worthless faggot, your country is good for nothing and nobody will ever remember it in 50 years. now shut the fuck up you nasty piece of filth, you're done.
>>539398688They gave all the kitchens to migrants
>>539398874Germans would be al ight if they weren’t so autistic. Well, the northern ones. I respect Bavarians
>>539398688Yea but only if the tenant is allowed to look for a predecessor which is generally not the case and he had to put in a kitchen into the apartment himself. So don't spread bullshit here. Usually the kitchen is the owner's property and the only piece of furniture already installed if you rent an apartment in germany.
>>539398903Look at this seething jew.
>>539398779>go back to workShut up Jeffrey
>>539398756>smart cookerYou really disgust me
>>539398688The appliances there are worth rpughly $2500 if I'm being generous, since its a wall oven.If you're suggesting he would remove the cabinets and countertop that's absolutely retarded.
>>539398688Is this the average european kitchen and kitchen appliances!? I don't care that it's an apartment. Pic related is a kitchen in an American apartment in the middle of fucking shit hole town.Are major appliances regulated there like AC is? Or is it because they are poor? Or both? The small European appliances make me laugh. Like who even makes them? They look like the appliances in my boat LOL.
>>539398688All you need is a single gas burner and you can cook pretty much everything.(If you know how to cook)
>>539398997shut the fuck up you fuckin dutch piece of shit, you retarded faggots are some of the dumbest motherfuckers in europe, bitch.
>>539398688One time investmentGet your choice of appliancesKeep quality of your comfort levelSounds like a good idea overall
>>539398688>you have to bring your own kitchen or more often buy the old kitchen from the previous tenantCorrect>which is the typical price in Germany for such kitchensIncorrect. Such a kitchen would cost 1k-2k max. There's pros and cons for the whole thing. If you see renting as something truly short term, so 1-3 years then yes the concept is absolutely retarded. If you plan to rent long term, so 5+ years I absolutely want to build in my own fucking kitchen.
>>539398688Yea it's fucking grim. I rented 3 different apartments in Germany tho and all had kitchens.
>>539398688Can one even get a place without having to move your own furniture in and out? I would want that taken care of without my participation.
>>539399170>"kitchen" label so that the american can remember what the room is for>large multi use fire extinguisher on hand in case an american tries to cook
>>539399258Its a fast filter you utter faggot. People love the dutch because you instantly know if you fit the group or not instead smearing gay honey just to realize a week later that it was a waste of time.
>>539398756ThisAll the nigger cattle still playing with fire while the gigabrained use a single cooker for the most nutrient dense meals tossed together.
>>539398688Kaiserslautern stationed Amerimutt seething again because he couldn't find ranch dressing to put in his underwear to prevent his circumcised penis from chafing>15kobvious ragebait
>>539399420Do apartments in Italy not supply them incase of emergency or are they too expensive? We also have smoke and carbon monoxide censors. Probably something else you can't afford lol.
>>539399170>everything needs to be large where we live because we're so fat>he thinks that's a flex
>>539399408Yea they're called movers. You pay them money.Or you rent a furnished apartment.
In Austria I got a lift home from a restaurant from a Croatian waiter who said he was building his kitchen himself with help from ChatGPT. I laughed, knowing how difficult joinery is, but I often wonder how it went.
>>539399170it looks like a pretty cheap setand 15k for that kitchen is completely ridiculouswhich is why the screenshot was taken and posted here, you dig?but i'd wager a lot of europeans keep their appliances for longer than our US counterparts, partly because of price, partly because getting old stuff out and the new in is much more of a pain if you live in some altbau or 50s apartment on the 4th floor than doing the same in a mcmansion
>>539398688>You have a kitchen? We don't have that in Germany.
>>539398797yes but where do you put it without a flat?
>>539399661You already know he was successful but failed in the maintenance of solid wood which dries and cracks.
>>539398688I paid barely €800 for mine. They even came and installed it lolJust make it yourself if it's more then the cost of wood, wtf.
>>539398688that's not worth more than 2kE, and I'm being generous. I made the right half of that pic for $100 and a few hours of work myself.
>>539398688Why do the boxheads lack any soul, or artistic flair, are they spiritually yiddish?
>>539398903Look at this maricon. We have pubs here that are older than america you jew shit. Youre just buthurt bc sanchez told you jews to eat shit in a political way. Go ahead shlomo eat shit
>>539398756You have no culture. You are a barbarian.
>>539398688>€15k for their 9 yo kitchen which is the typical price in Germany for such kitchensIt's a ripoff and too many people fall for it
>>539398688> €15k kitchen> no exhaust hood
>>53940011915 k for kitchebmn and then go out to eat kebab
>>539398895Ahh almost forget about the poop shelf...For the uninitiated: when Germans poop, it doesn't land in the water. Instead, it lands on a dry shelf where you can inspect it before flushing.
>>539399428nobody loves the dutch you moron, they're autistic kikes. if you let your child sleep over at a dutch family's house they usually try to bill you for feeding your kid dinner in the morning, and they always get totally humiliated when they try that bullshit with me.
>>539398688just say no thanks and bring your own kitchen, retard
>>539400030Unironically kitchen islands are a jewish invention
>>539398688Yeah nobody is going to pay that. It's gonna sit on the market for a long time price is extremely high. Maybe a few k at best.
>>539400119>>539400216Stop falling for bait retards
>>539398756>smart cookerA fucking what? That sounds like something you have to connect to the internet then get a software update just to make some toast with a subscription attatched to it. Fuck that.
>>539398688>for example this tenant here is asking €15k for their 9 yo kitchen which is the typical price in Germany for such kitchensthats too much its 2k at most no way its 15k. You can be sued for this its obviously some kind of money laundering.
>>539399170No, and that pic must be AI generated.The microwave directly above the stove = no exhaust hood over the stove.I refuse to believe that even Americans design such crap.In Europe, with perhaps the exception of Britain if you even consider them Euros, you will also never see the control panel of a stove on top behind the hot plates, but always in front underneath. Imagine reaching for the knobs through hot steam rising from the pots or hot fat sputtering from the pans. German Engineers would never allow this inconvenience.
>>539398688>>539398797And thats why anybody who leave it for more as 200€-400€ gtfo because i buy a ikea for 1k€-2k€ there. The Issue here everybody knows the kichen is overpriced but in some big cities Hamburg,Berlin,München and few others in a nice living area it is something like unwritten hush money to get the flat from the last tenant, you need to know that if the last tenant find a new one and the new one is financial of ok than the "landlord" is in many cases ok with that change he do not have to advertise it and has cash flow...
>>539398756>>539398756Not everyone has a functioning wife anon.
>>539398779Only if you're poor.
>>539398688because german landlords dont want liability to repair stupid bullshit like clogged sinks, blame niggers or jews for annoying landlords for sinks they keep clogging
>>539399254This
>>539398756Excellent bait, Omar. Quoting a product website: > WARNING: Cancer and Reproductive Harm> Monitor your meal with the app> 4 interest-free installments with Shop Pay, rates range from 0-36% APR
>>539398825I think it's the cabinet too, which is weird.
>>539398688>kraut rent goy cattleOK, and if I don't buy the kitchen? What will the previous tenant going to do with some used SH furniture and crap appliances?
I remember my first own kitchen as a student was around 500 bucks from ikea...what a weird fucking world it has become
>>539398688Tje more i learn about germans the more i dislike them. Same with the nips. Simultaneously greedy control freaks but demented perverts too.
>>539400695The microwave has a fan built in, most kitchens I’ve seen have be microwave over the stove
>>539398779Sadly that was back when retards didn't have 800kg steel made carriage that can disintegrate your body at 70km driving around every parts of your town
>>539398688What if you say no, is the owner forced to move that shit out?
In California landlords are forced to provide refrigerators and stoves forcing them to raise rent. There has never been a greater injustice.
>>539401472Its on secandery marked.Its not the Landlord who advertise this but the current tenant, which want to move for example from 31.08 and searching himself for new tenant.If the flat is in a big city, in an area with few imigrants , near to some private shool and so on there are pairs who pay that hush money just to not spend like 2h a day in car just to move from work too pick up kids till they are home.And the trick is offical you paid for used kitchen not for house searching service.
>>539401887>What if you say no, is the owner forced to move that shit out?Yup Some flats have the kitchen as renter property, but those are pretty rare.
>>539400695Lol what? Most US kitchens keep the microwave above the stove. There is a built in fan/vent system. They're called Over the Range Microwaves. Google them, you 3rd worlder. We have advanced past the microwaves of the 60s.
>>539398688You mean oven, fridge, etc.?I've never had those moving anywhere and it's pretty rare for them to be included.I bought a set 10 years ago and I move them with me.
>>539399356>There's pros and cons for the whole thing. If you see renting as something truly short term, so 1-3 years then yes the concept is absolutely retarded. If you plan to rent long term, so 5+ years I absolutely want to build in my own fucking kitchen.How about the concept of having the apartment come with an oven and stove, you retarded fuck.
>>539402396>You mean oven, fridge, etc.?>I've never had those moving anywhere and it's pretty rare for them to be included.>I bought a set 10 years ago and I move them with me.That's why you are inferior.
>>539402246>but we don't do that in JORMANY
That's so strange, here in Denmark, you can look up listings online and find countless of people who will let you tear down their kitchen for free. Obviously since they need to redo and it would cost them alot othersie, but you often still get the oven and fridge as part of the deal.
>>539398688We don't do that in the USA
>>539399584I love when europoors use this argument. There was a thread last night where a polish dude said that its better to only have a variety of 2 to 3 Companies to choose from in a grocery store vs the 50 Companies we get to choose from in our stores.Its the same cope citizens of the Soviet union used. "We just don't need it" cries the euro and Russian. You'll never understand American abundance. At least some of you got to experience it during the world cup. I know why many of you cried, when visiting our stores. You were shocked to see 150 types of meat in the butcher case vs the 1 sausage hanging in yours. Pic related is something euros are fine with lol. But hey! At least you can walk there instead of having to drive!
>>539402457Why? My oven is fucking great and I've taken care of my dishwasher so it still washes even though people clog them within two years
>>539398797Thats why you pay way less. 15€ here is just idiocy. You just say i pay 3k or take your shit with you. In my current flat i payed 1k for the kitchen with all the appliances.
>>539398688That's a lot for shit that someone else got to choose, and has used for 9 years. I'd tell him to get fucked and move his shit out. He can keep it.
>>539398756>smart cookerWhat's that? Sounds like something cattle use while watching AI videos on youtube
>>539401958Yeah, it's a scam. I just looked up now the average down-payment for buying an apartment in Germany, and it is insane, more expensive than Switzerland, like the system it's designed so the average person can never afford to own their house.If I were a kraut, I would seriously consider relocating to a different country.
>>539398756The pressure cooker was invented in 1679 by French physicist and mathematician Denis Papin.
>>539402800It’s a pressure cooker that operates electronically. I have one and it’s only really good for certain things like cooking beans or making a roast soup.
>>539402624>bot AI postgo back to facebook and try to fool the boomers lmao, nobody believes that bullshit. It's exactly the other way around - you fat fuck never left your country in your life. It's blatantly obvious with how you talk about other countries. Kek
Why do americans need big kitchens is all they do in them is reheating pizzas?
>>539398779>You're not supposed to be at home all day you fucking virginsBut virgins actually are supposed to stay home, when we leave the house Karens call the cops on us for giving bad vibes
>>539403570They need to fit their scooters in there of course
>>539398688this is max 5k. its satire.
>>539399170we are poor do you get it ? ammoriga could be an extraterrestrial alien civilization at this point, so huge is the divide in life experiences between europoors and ammorigans.
>>539398779Run rabbit run
>>539399170>They look like the appliances in my boat LOLI've been trying to afford a €10k second hand sailboat with €5k/year expenses for 20 years now and I still can't do that (it's always "next year", every year). Poor people are like this. Feels bad man.
>>539398688>leaving the kitchen in the house when you move outwe don’t do that in DJAAAHRMANEEE
>>539398903Found the kike. Go make up holohoax stuff elsewhere Schlomo.
>>539398756If you can't eat it raw, it ain't food.
>>539398825You live in America and you thought apartments don't come with fridges and ovens? Bullshit. Why even lie about something like that?
>>539399563Nigger apartments in italy dont even have cooking ventilation unless youre rich as fuckItaly is poorer than mississippi>t. italian
>>539405059Italian cuisine doesn’t stink up the place with MUH SEEZONIN N SHEEEIT like Afromerican fried sloppa cuisine does. Ventilation not required.
>>539405169italains eat a bunch of stinky ass seafood, doubt
>>539399170>Kitchen sign
>>539400695Ironically my above range microwave is made by Bosch. You’re not a real krautnigger, probably some third world “migrant”
>>539405169Ventilation isn't required because our climate allows us to just open a fucking window for ventilation, simple as
>>539399584Europoors refuse to accept the ridiculously low living standards they have and prefer to suck brown cock instead of do something about it.
>>539406557No, that can't be it. You're just fat. Weeaboo invader. Stay out of Japan you pervert
>>539399254>if you know how to cookYou obviously don’t if you think 1 small burner is enough, some people eat more than ramen
>>539405169The majority of niggers in the US are wealthier then the average european. Sad!
>>539398779/pol/ has come full circle. It’s no longer manly to know how to cook for yourself and your family. It’s now manly to have other men do that for you
>>539398756what the hell is a smart cooker? a rice cooker? frier? some kind of smart oven?
>>539399766Rent the flat. Tell the previous tenant to take his stupid old kitchen with him. >my kitchen is 35 yo
>>539399170>that tiny freezer>gas stovecringe. how do you even live as a person without one of pic related from lg?
>>539408564One pot meals faggot
>>539399254Induction tech is far, far superior to the gas meme, though.
>>539398688You dont need kitchens or dining rooms when you dont have families
>>539398688That’s retarded. My kitchen costs a lot and is the highest quality everything. It’s bolted into the house and would only fit my house. I can't hope to fit it into a new one. It's pretty typical, something like this. You realize this is an average home here. At least if the boomer owners didn’t rip off a wall of cabinets to open it up. We had this trend where old people thought turning their homes into a pavilion was best. I like my kitchen being more isolated so that it is quiet. So I bought a house that had the original walls intact. And it is nice and quiet in the master suite even if someone is using the espresso machine or ice dispencer. I also have a boiling pot filler. I don’t even have to wait for water to boil. No need for a kettle. Anyway, this stuff is all good and mine and bolted into the house. I have under cabinet lighting, dimmers.It would be so much work to even try to take this. I’d need another moving truck. I am not even sure how the granite could be moved without breaking it.Germans are weird. That's a lot of effort to penny pinch something that is really hard to move or reuse.
>>539399170burgers be like>I need a giant kitchenthen be like>my slop is too expensive, am I supposed to cook now reeeeeeeall you need is an ice machine, cattle grade cereal and a canister of chocky milk lmaoluxury of cooking clowns lel
>>539398688We don't do that in Germany.
>>539398688>15k for thatfucking kek
>>539398874Doesn't moving furniture that's been bolted to the wall make you feel like some kind of gypsy/refugee, though?
>>539409473Why the fuck would I use some krauts crusty ass kitchen utensils or cook wear. I would not trust some stranger if they offered a coffee maker to go along with the apartment for an extra 100. If I had the previous tenant say I needed to pay for their shit. I'd straight up tell that mother fucker to shove it up his ass and remove his property from my new apartment
>>539398756Imagine not living innawoods, killing your own food, and just cooking meals over a small wood fire.
>>539410503Pete Hegseth was in the Beverly Hillbillies?
>>539398895I think it would represent too great a temptation for you to stare too long at poo.
>>539398903jew or pedo jew?
>>539398688Turks don't need a kitchen. You 3rd worlders eat with your hands after all.
>>539398688for a similar price you could buy a new kitchen and have it professionally installed. do krauts really? is this some sort of virtue signalling thing about reusing old shit?
>>539398756You mean a smart bitch? The fuck are you talking about, boy?
>>539398688>no kitchen>it's literally a kitchenWTF?
>>539400297chances are, if you decline the offer, they will go down and down and down. if they make an offer, that means they don't want ot for where they move. if you decline, they have to sell it another way or even trash it, which means effort. basically keep declining until they offer it for free
>>539398688Complete Kitchen: microwave, air fryer, hot plate.You're welcome.
>>539398779Post a photo of your lean-to
>>539398874Its basically a bribe to get the apartment. We all know its a rip-off, but if you pay that tenant will put you forward as the next guy on the lease.
>>539400914>in a nice living area it is something like unwritten hush money to get the flat from the last tenant, you need to know that if the last tenant find a new one and the new one is financial of ok than the "landlord" is in many cases ok with that change he do not have to advertise it and has cash flow..
>>539398756Imagine being so poor u had to type that
>>539416957Difference is that as long as you don't stop paying rent, that apartment is basically yours to live in forever. Landlords also can't just waltz into your places as they please or anything. Friend of myine moved to london and his rentals landlord would literally use his keyx to show the apartment to new tenants without announcement while my friend was in there showering. Disgusting anglo shit.
>>539400296fucking pay me you deadbeat
>>539398779In antiquity people hanged criminals now we importing them
