It's actually based that it's causing diarrhea. Filters the poorfag retards who still eat taco bell in 2026 and on the opposite end it filters the people with bad taste in what constitutes healthy food. Useless garnish meme food. Thank you Trump and FDA!
I grow my own lettuce. OP is chinese and you can tell from the low verbal IQ
>>539409573I just sent 40 shitskins to go poo in your garden
>>539409433I will not stand for this slander. Lettuce is based and you are a faggot for saying otherwise. I shall have a BLT for lunch to counteract your faggotry.
>>539409606>asian verbal iq intensifies
>>539409433you just want to eat ze bugs dont you
>>539409433it's a classic sandwich ingredient, the mexicanX invaders must answer for what they've done to our food.
>>539409433Uh oh carnivore schizo detected.
>>539409433you should wait til you try its uncultivated ancestor, lactuca serriola. it's even worse, it's spiky.
>>539409433Lettuce is bourgeoisie slop with no nutritional value
I will always pass up lettuce to buy one more avocado.
>>539409433Spinach is better
>>539409433All lettuce eaters must die!
Lettuce is great, but iceberg lettuce is garbage. Not even fit to feed to livestock.
>>539409941Lettuce contains vital micronutrients and minerals and contains fiber which is essential for a healthy gut.
Dark leafy greens = filled with nutrientsIceberg = shit
>>539413742iceberg lettuce just has great mouth feel.the crunch just feels great.
Green and flavorless = completely devoid of nutrientsGreen and bitter = you're tasting toxic compounds and they taste bad because you shouldn't eat themRed and tasty = good for you.>A juicy red fruit? this juicy red fruit?>NO GIVE ME DA GREEN SLOP that I can't just eat on its own, I have to smother it in not-food to make it even edible, maybe throw on some real food like cheese or meat to make me want to eat itYeah this is how you know it's not food meant for humans, it doesn't taste good unless you do special shit to it. Why would our natural healthy diet be pretty much inedible if not covered in dressings and toppings, or cooked a certain way?Meanwhile fruit tastes great on its own and so does meat.
>>539413863Mouth feel is the gayest term possible but you are correct.
>>539409433that cute leafy lettuce there shouldnt make me think "i am going to projectile shit across the room"
>>539409433All supermarket food is garbage. Lettuce from the fields is tasty
>>539410525Yeah, I want more spinach replacing lettuce.
>>539414101This is what a non-stop supply of HFCS does to a man.
>>539414850>He wants to eat fruit and meat instead of bitter green leaves?>Must be the corn syrup.People evolved the strongest throwing arm in existence to eat leaves off the ground. We can see colors, especially red (the color of ripe fruits) so well because we were meant to eat green leaves.
>>539414946>Bitter herbsThey have their place. Calorific they are not; sharts wouldn't understand
>>539409433It doesn't give me diahera. Maybe you should look at the shit they spray on it.
>>539415152>You just don't get it, we, as tree-dwelling frugivores, evolved to walk along the ground to pick up and eat bitter green leaves>You're AMERICAN so you wouldn't get it, monkeys came down from the trees to eat green leaves off the groundSeriously is there anyone who ever talks about health who isn't a bot? It's like every time it's the same spam talking points over and over and bot replies.
>>539415250in america, they have a problem with mexicans shitting on the fieldsim not even joking
>>539409433Just grow your own lettuce, no garden required, you don’t even need a windowsill. You can plant it in plastic bottles cut in half and hang them on the side of your house. It’s a very hardy, perennial plant, and bees and butterflies love its pretty flowers. And you’ll be happy, too, because lettuce is healthy. It’s great for colds, and its bitter compounds help cleanse the body.
>>539415283It's hard to take Americans when they are talking about health. You are the most poisoned people on the world and you spread your shit everywere, your CIA agents murders those who are talking about it even in our countries.
>>539409433Based
Lotta fat fucks itt
>>539414101 >>539414946>>539415283This is what a non-stop supply of sugar and HFCS does to a man.
>>539415404Another bot post again>Nothing about my post>We don't do this... IN EUROPEThey'll never actually talk about anything real, it'll just be talking about a flag jpeg. They do this for literally years of their lives and we're supposed to believe this is normal.Monkeys evolved to come down from trees and walk on two legs with throwing arms that can kill any animal on the planet, they did all of this to eat green leaves.
>>539415497>Monkeys came down from trees and risked being on the ground in order to collect zero calories from some flavorless / bitter green leafEvery single post forever is just a bot post. These aren't even real people.
>>539415503What reality do you want? Monsanto own all the seeds, modified to resist against the aluminium, barium and other shit they are spreading in the world. Your pigs are fed with plastic balls ect... It's embarassing that people don't give a fuck about what they eat, this is the first need for a human.
>>539415250>It doesn't give me diarrea. Maybe you should look at the shit they spray on it.Correct. Pesticides, herbicides, Monsanto Roundup, etc.Like nitrates or
>>539415592ur mom's not real!
>>539409433I think lettuce is ok. It's like some crunchy water in your sandwich.
>>539409433>poorfag>eat taco bellKek. In today's prices?
>>539415610I simply want the post to respond to what is posted instead of talking about something completely different. I've had zero actual responses this entire thread.
>>539415592You are reacting like a child here. You should, instead, look at greens and their vitamins and nutrients instead. Instead, you are reacting like a crying child .>wawa it tastes bitter>it doesn't taste like sugar or corn syrup. https://www.webmd.com/diet/health-benefits-lettuce https://foodstruct.com/food/lettucehttps://health.clevelandclinic.org/benefits-of-lettuce
>>539415774You have like hundreds factors and all laboratories are submit to Monsanto/Bayer. They won't give you independant studies like it was again possible 15 years ago.Reject their bullshits, use common sens.
>>539415913OK the first real response>Your senses are childlike Your sense are there to tell you what is food and what isn't.>Look up nutrition factsNo. All associative studies and meaningless. My senses honed through millions of years of evolution are better than some study.>Linking 3 studies you didn't read that cite papers that you also didn't readThis isn't science.Meat can be completely unprocessed and taste good, so can fruit, this means they're food that humans are meant to eat and they're healthy. I can't eat studies on vegetables, and the vegetables don't taste good either. At most you might nibble some once in a while, but there's no desire to ever actually eat a large quantity of them. Maybe a carrot or something.>>539415915I am using common sense, yeah.Basic human senses used on unprocessed food = common sense.
>>539415283>evolvedLiterally trained on r/ifuckinglovescience. Did they take "bitter herbs" out of your Scofield bible
>>539416131This is a chatbot.
>>539409675I enjoy the crunchy water too.Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a bunny and nibble a whole head of lettuce for a comfy snack.
>>539415913The chad Broccoli mogs lettuce cucks
>>539415913Btw this is what they claim is "healthy and full of nutrients", 100 grams of lettuce is a few cups of it, pretty much a full salad.The only nutrients they claim that it has is vitamin K, but it's the plant version k1 that has single-digit absorption rates and is cleared from the blood in 1-2 hours, vs the animal version k2 that stays in the body several days.Vitamin A - plants don't actually have ANY vitamin A, what they have is a plant version that has ~5% absorption rate, so divide this 40% by 20 to get the actual amount you'd get from this.So even with their fake and gay "studies" if you actually look at the plant versions they're basically useless for the human body, I could go down the list here but their top 2 you can't even absorb and it's safe to assume that the rest, which are found in 10% or less DV for eating a whole salad, are even less efficient.
>>539416174It's called phonepoasting. Keyboard boomers wouldn't understand. I never buy lettuce but last week I drove past a small field on the Usuthu river. Bought one. It was so tasty I ate the whole thing and bought another in a small town from someones garden the next week. I'm not hooked on lettuce but will buy again when I feel the urge
>>539416555Polyphenols? Antioxidants? Things they haven't isolated?
>>539416661Both are found in higher quantities in fruit and in larger variety, this isn't even up for debate, this is why fruits have those bright colors that actually also make them taste better. You can literally taste these in fruits and they're one of the reasons something like a raspberry tastes so good.
>>539416773Cultivated fruits are low energy. Bletted bush fruits is the way of the ubermensch. I picked a crate of strychnos Spinoza today; why am I suddenly craving a lettuce
>>539417163Cravings are pretty much based on what you used to eat in the past, your brain uses the for reference.It's possible for people to crave pizza, alcohol, haitians get cravings for dirt.
>>539416773Bright colors are antioxidants. It has to do with the interplay of light and matter. That's what the green molecules do in leafs. I'm also partial to mustard greens from time to time
>>539409433>>539410194avacados are way more based because usually a spic farmer's daughter was captured/tortured/murdered by the cartels to extort them for a piece of my money
>>539417538>haitians get cravings for dirt.They sell clay for eating at the side of the road. I haven't yet worked out it's magic powers. Vets sell kaolin for dogs. Cravings are your body telling you what it's missing. Your body won't know unless you have tried it before
>>539417805>Cravings are your body telling you what's missingTo an extent, until you start craving dirt and moonshine. You only have your past frame of reference, there can be much better sources of said nutrients but if the association isn't there you'll keep eating dirt forever instead of getting the nutrients from a real source that doesn't give you diverticulitis and heavy metal poisoning.
>>539409433>lettuce>causing diarrheaamerishart problems
>>539417924How do you think lettuce wormed it's way into our diets
>>539409433I've been eating lettuce in all my meals for 2 weeks and haven't gotten sick yet.
>>539418809Primarily as a garnish / leaves used to cook with, much like how they use grape leaves to wrap certain foods to cook, or banana leaves.It's one of the few things that will grow from seed to an edible size in a matter of days, post-AG food.
