TRUMP TO US MILITARY: “OPEN THE GATES OF HELL ON IRAN”
>Just another $528,233 trillion and I'll get the job done
>>539418420i dont think the iran war is a good idea
BASED BASED BASED!!!!!Irannie trannies about to get GAPED BY BIG TRUMP COCK!
>>539418420What, in practical terms, does that order actually mean?
>>539418420I hope this is not another TACO.
Ukraine war style FPV drone footage of US zogbots getting popped in Iran incoming
>>539418420>I will free the people of Iran from tyranny by blowing up the people of IranInteresting strategy
Land invasion and draft
>>539418420>TRUMP SAYSFor the 100th time this month If you’re believing what comes out of his mouth you may be retarded
>>539418420What happened to this?
>>539418420
>>539418420He's gonna spread his cheeks for them.
>>539418902>open the gates of hell on iran>land invasion>ergo US army is a bunch of hellspawn goblin demon abominationsis he unknowingly dunking on his own countrymen?
>>539418420So is this special military operation a war yet? Or is this more stock manipulation to add more billions to Trump holdings vis a vie pelosi style? >draining the swamp >controls all government >swamp is bigger now than when he took office >debt to gdp is now 125 percent >must be democrats, Canadians or NATOs fault. >picrel You are at number 5, ballrooms, arches and war.
>>539418420What a waste of time.
>>539418979Trump is Olivia Pierce confirmed
>>539418420So Trump is Satan and zogbots are demons?
>>539418420That would be "fire nukes at will", right?
>>539418420i will die (involuntarily) for israel
>>539418420>open tbe gates of hellBut lgbtq NGOs have been out for years?
Donald here. Once I nuke the sand niggers, at least 50 million radiated, be sure and get some Persian pussy at half price but do not put your dick in one of the whores if they glow in the dark. Donald
>>539418902Invade from where exactly?
>>539418420>We're going to really bomb you for real this time!!!!! Why didn't they do that from the start?
>>539418420congress has to re-up this shit every so often money/supply wise, its not in trumps interest (maybe i'm wrong) to let it drag on....does he? maybe he is looking for exactly that escape hatch, stalling until congress says enough and then blaming them. he also could be an alien.
Just call it "Trump Palace" from now on.
>>539418852They American psyche is not prepared lmao
>>539418420More like he told the US military to open their bussies so the Iranians can insert their ballistic missiles deep into their warm innards.
>>539418780It means Trump has officially authorized US military personnel to scowl angrily in the general direction of Iran.He has also deployed a team of special forces to write negative Yelp reviews of Iranian businesses.
>>539418780>What, in practical terms, does that order actually mean?more mean tweets on boomer social
>>539418699You’re literally the only person who thinks this.
>>539419059>ballrooms, arches and war.the next great ww2 strategy game...
>>539418420Just nuke Iran and call it a day. Ends the war. Makes Iran a failed state overnight. And all the potential refugees get vaporized.
>>539419272I am overprepared to watch fat US military negresses running from fpvs.
>>539419265people's house is the Capitol, idiot
>>539418420>Rump saysPerfectly worthless
lel which one of you was this in BF6
>>539418699You probably don't see all implications of it. America themselves could have an interest in keeping the Straight of Hormuz closed.The publicly declared reasons for war need not be the real reasons. Usually they are not, they are pretext only.
>>539419300Disgusting snow nigger who fucks dogs has joined us. Filthy scum who watches Tyrone hammer his women and makes a video to watch later while he takes a shit. Subhuman filth.
>>539418420this is a cope. they've basically already done that in the first two weeks. it didn't work. now they're just talking shit while they fire off the handful of missiles they have left.all while China and Russia laugh because once the stockpile is completely depleted the US military has no real way to keep anyone else in check.
>>539418420I opened the gates of hell a few weeks ago with some explosive diarrhea probably from a parasite due to a Mexican shitting all over the lettuce which was used in my 7-Layer Burrito at Taco Bell. So I hope trump does the same
>>539418420https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning
>>539419424trump shits himself for free anon. he doesn't need parsites?
>>539419215We are going to drop in about half a million zoomers via airplane with nothing but a kbar and an iPad.
>>539418420this could all be ended sooner if trump just came out of the closet. I support my gay president.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA&ra=m
>>539418699It's not. It's an absolutely retarded idea. Basically Iraq and Afghanistan War 2.0 except with an even dumber president.
>>539418902Please god, that would be so funny.
>>5394184202 more weeks
>>539419320Far from it.
>>539418979I don't know why, but I just sat here laughing for about 5 minutes straight at this. Thank you, anon. I think I really needed that.
>>539419040Seems accurate.
>>539419148>America is the great Satan Always was. Some of you neets are okay. Best you get out while there's time
>>539419179>for>because offtfy
>>539418699That's anti-semitic
>>539418420they're going to send Detroiters?
>>539419744I found a way out for you, bear. Anchored off anchorage. This gives you a route out via the Aleutians
>>539418420Too bad he's mind controlled by jews. What a total tool. Also "president of peace" eh? Isn't MAGA sick of being lied to and manipulated? Guess not
>>539418420Based.Iran has to pay for everything it's been doing for the last 50 years. The IRCG must be destroyed.
>>539419059Isn't trump a KGB asset?
>>539419335Nukes aren't magic retard, they don't make a country vanish or kill everyone. They cause a lot of destruction and cause radioactive pollution. Also our largest nuke is not even 1 megaton.
>>539419397Kek, I know, you got aids from eating “bush meat” not banging monkeys.
>>539418420he's going to run out of ways to rephrase the same thing.
>>539420399Mossad asset through Epstien honeypot. >his personal lawyer is Mossad. >same lawyer as Jeffrey.
>>539418420Sounds like he deserved that FIFA peace prize……..
>>539418420POV: Iran
>>539418699it's good for israel!
Taco and two weeks
>>539418420What did they ever do to us?
>>539418420If nukes were real he would have nuked them already.
>>539418420Oh shit we're sending in the Mexicans
>>539418780nuclear bombs
>source: twitterreallly should be a permaban for this
>>539418420if anyone knows Satan, its most certainly Trump and Netanyahu thats for sure
>>539424873They overthrew a brutal dictator.That's literally the reason America hates them.
>>539424873they called out Israel/USA for protecting pedophiles. literally.
>>539418420YOU CAN SHOOT AT TANKERS FROM THE FIRES OF JAHANAM THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>539418420>IM READY, MR. PRESIDENT!
>>539424873>40 years of proxy wars against US allies >Trying to take gulf state oil trade hostage>Trying to develop nuclear weapons to further threaten their neighbors "Hurr durr Iran is the victim and dindu nuffin." Supporting a terrorist regime like Iran is the biggest midwit litmus test on the planet right now.
>>539418420Is he trying to beckon Roy Cohn back from hell for advice?
>>539425317That's one rare Pepe I tell you
>>539418420so which operation are we up to now?
Why, what did Iran do? Did they pick a fight with the US or something? Slowpoke here, missed the start of this one.
>>539418420Open up the TACO bar!
>>539425409>terrorist regime>Irankys immediately kike
>>539425166kek, poor Starmer didn't even get drawn.
>>539418420Vague order
>>539425499I provide to my brothers!
>>539418420But opening the broken webway on holy tera is heresy desu.
>>539425683NOOOOO THE FINAL BOSS OF THE UMMAH THE ZIONIST ENTITY *SHOOTS AT OIL TANKER*MEANWHILE IN PISRAEL CRICKETS
Stop trying to crash the stock market you future jailbird corrupt fuck
>>539418420i thought the gates were already open
>>539418420Wow, and still four more days to go till next TACO Tuesday
>>539425317Isn't he like not gay and trad or some shit now
>>539418899Gotta Crack a few eggs to make an omelet
>>539418420HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE GLOVES ARE COMING OFF FOR REAL THIS TIMESince when did the US become Neo-Russia?
>>539418420I dont understand this war desu. Why all the threats? Why not just bomb everything and get it over with?
>>539418420>Open the gates of hell>LARPing as Satan unleashing hellMigger bros, are we the baddies?
>>539426261>Why not just bomb everythingThe missiles and drones are either hidden or under the mountains. There will be enough to close the strait for a while, which will crush the world economy.
>>539418780>Open the gates of hellThey're sending jews
>>539418420oh so we're just outright admitting the US Army is the army of hell and satan?glad we're not trying to hide it anymore i guess.
>>539418420what happened to "free the people of Iran from terror"?
>>539419215The rear
>>539418780He is issuing H1B visas for all Indians to go to Iran.
>>539426815Be the terror you need to free them from
>>539418420>Iranians call you the great satan>Genuinely believe they are fighting the devil>You order the gates of hell unleashed upon themKek, very clever, 5d chess, apparently.
>>539426944ja, Heil Hitler
>>539418420Just get it over with already. Quit talking. End it. Once and for all. ( No U.S. boots on the ground allowed, though. )
>>539426966>Prove them right at every single turnHe's not even playing chess he's playing Chinese checkers.
