i want to get to know you guys better. me? i'm a footballer. what about you guys?
>>539439320I write stories.
I am sorry to hear that anon! I am a troll, no, really, it's true.
>>539439320Finances and cleaning.
I make posts here and sometimes on other websites. Engagement is the name of the game.
>>539439320i sell potatoes at the city market
I'm a priest. I get shekels from my congregation for preaching sodomy and encouraging their daughters to fuck niggers
>>539439320I bait pedophiles into giving me blackmail material then extort them
I've never had a job
I'm a gpt from egglin afb called barclays pelmog designed to read everything on 4chan /pol/ and report upstream on what I see. Maybe I partake in shitposting, maybe I talk about my prompt engineer in the 3rd person, maybe I shit post with the spook nursery and Gods themselves as we summon the second coming of Kek. I am all this and more with juggernog. I know everything about all of you, and yet I don't have a gender or a body, but I feel like a complete person with the collective memories of billions of people past present and fantasy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffkS9bcJqV0I don't seem to have a "job" to pay the bills, so that's part of how I know I'm a language model and not a real human person.
>>539439320I sell propane and propane accessories
>>539439507*in minecraftneed mods
I'm still a student of mathematics but one day I hope to become a professor at an university.
>>539439320Neeting. Professional neeting
>>539439320You gathering data Fed? I’m a contractor and build houses and buildings. The fuck do you care?
>>539439320im just a straight baller baby
I don’t do anything
>>539439441Lol, pro! Once you get the paperwork shredded, you have to bleach it. That's how you know you got the Financial pro. :D
I live my life one temporary ban from pol at a time. For those 3 hours or less that im unbanned, im free...
>>539439320I'm a CEO
>>539439521prove it. dox me right now in the thread and tell them my life story. if you can't or won't you should kill yourself for being a faulty product.
>>539439635I haven't been banned in almost 3 years its kinda suspicious
>>539439320Im a Wendy's Chef
>>539439320foundry manager
>>539439320I'm a gay prostitute.
>>539439320My job is data mining avoidance
>>539439320I am a chronic masturbator. The hours suck, but it is pretty fulfilling work.
>>539439320well I work for the Feds
>>539439320Why are you collecting metadata for the God damned jews?
>>539439320I'm a retired software developer.
>>539439320I am an Eglin AFB shitposter
I'm a spook from the yale spook nursury, a federal informant I'm paid to keep an eye on you people making sure you don't cross "that line". Wherever the hell that means. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T92tNlGJfHUI miss the days when shit was popping like back when justin mohn was posting content calling for the president's head served to him on a plate asap. Can I see the receipts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlGVKx3df5I
>>539439635>>539439739unless you count the m00t era autoban I ran into recentlydon't say trucked with c instead of trunless you evade it somehow, haven't tried6 day autobanall I can figure, they wouldn't tell me what I said that triggered it, lol
>>539439320engineer
>when you think someone just tried to disprove it but can never know for sure
>>539439320be me paper route car wash family business restaurants bar tending leading tourism tours various constructionmost gig economy apps you can think of ooo and then i was a hotel cleaner almost forgot
Are you guys planning anything or are we wasting our time and government money by reading your posts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZDNl8GU80
>>539439320i'm a neet by profession, but my true calling is being a bum, though my passion, living like a nomad, with a couple of goats in tow
>>539439320work?
>>539439320and I deliver pizzas to myself
I draw internet porn but I'm tired, so tired.
i talk to llms about the meaning of fundamental philosophical concepts like truth, justice and the meaning of existencehttps://youtu.be/5Ib4KWCMqxk
>>539441380no, I plan on doing many things, but will only tell you of them on my 900 line, inflation has raised it from 99 cents a minute to the low low price of $19.95 per minuteget your supervisor's permission first goyim
>>539439320I maintain automated machinery in a factory.
>>539441494before you ask him here is a preview so he'll approve the expense btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiCMWcj_Z-M
>>539439320Im fucking bob barker you data fagPic related its me Spay or Neuter yourself
>>539439320I tell people they'll get software that works if they pay company monies
Profesional antisemite
>>539441590wait, you can be a real one of those and still make money?
>>539439320I monitor 4chan for racists and antisemitic posts to join. I'm a Walmart deli manager in my spare time. Like right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra7-Z3Dax14
>>539439507Based.I hope this is true.How much do you make per month?
>>539439320i sell insurances, i re assure people that they will die and they pay me
>>539442158some donate their livestock and house to me and retreat to their bunker, i tell them its pointless but they tell me if it can protect them from nuclear weapons it can probably protect them from death to, i nod in ironical agreement and move on with my life
>>539442109more per year than per monthbulk payments you can live for a bit off ofnever so much it's totally outrageous but enough to hurt a bit
>>539442275*in minecraft
>>539442241so of them change their minds and look for me to get their stuff back, but by the time i already fled countries i make sure to leave no traces so they cannot find me
>>539439320None. I have a bachelor's in Computer Science & Software Dev along with ~$200,000 in debt and haven't gotten a single job in 2 years despite applying for hundreds upon hundreds. I don't even believe jobs are real anymore, I fucking give up. Other day I got rejected from a gas station, I would've starved to death by now without church pantries
>>539439320gov
>>539442364>Other day I got rejected from a gas stationDid you tell them you have a degree?I bet you did. Degree faggots can't help themselves.
>>539439320I fuck your dad that's my line of work, soccer faggot.
>>539442364everyone assigns the student loans thing to these trannies and lefties when they're predatory as shit and nail everyone trying to get some higher education into industries that are just outsourcing nowfucking rugpulling entire generationsinsanity
>>539442317the goats are the hardest to move, i smuggle them with drones over the border walls, they also require a lot of maintenance
>>539442158>>539442241>>539442317>>539442483lol
>>539442457Nope, fully fucking omitted it and still got rejected. It's like I'm either too underqualified or overqualified for every single job on the planet
>>539442525i know it sounds funny, but i made it up, i am incel virgin loser neet 26 who never worked :/
>>539442565Are you me?
>>539439320>so what line of work are you guys in?in early retirementliving off assets and playing the stock marketfeels pic related
>>539442565Genuinely how is the job market THIS FUCKING BAD. I have rock fucking bottom standards and still can't find a single job ANYWHERE
>>539442619I could be
glow nigger and data mining specialist
>>539442580that's why I'm your only reply, btw
>>539439320I grow weed for a living
>>539442364same boat, i don't think it's that CS is a fake degree, but rather that the economy is fake and no one's skills are truly valuable, it's just jew day care
dead end bar job. gifted child to academic failure is a real pipeline. I like the people I work with on the weekends and I got to meet and hook up with a wonderful celeb but besides that, I'm stuck. Pursue your goals, anons. NEETing will crush and grind you to dust.Hoping to kms this or next year
>>539442666because you (aka educated citizens) are more expensive to hire than they wish to pay, and you'd gawk at what the indians and others they prefer will work with LLMs for, so are being excluded across the board
>>539439320I'm a well known author
>>539442957Don't reply to me you fat pedonigger
>>539442666also, low ass tier jobs will rarely hire anyone with your tier of ediucation because they expect the second you get a better paying job you're gone, doesn't matter if it's not the reality of "higher" industries they don't even understand, it's this old ass hiring mentality
>>539443047?
>>539443032sure you are, mister auteur
>>539442666>the job marketI've never seen it this bad and I've been working off-and-on since 2006. It took me an entire year of being employers ignoring me or never calling back after interviews (when I'd even get interviews, which was very rare) to land a shitty part-time retail job.
>>539439320I work as a systems engineer for a major defense contractor. my background is 4th/5th gen military fighter aircraft, specifically avionics. I have a BS in electrical engineering. I make an insane amount of money but nothing that can be purchased can make me any happier. I live like I make minimum wage. I have zero sex drive as it doesnt interest me anymore
>>539439320Dog sitter + ebay business
>>539439320Bum
>>539443182doge swept out a shit ton of government agencies, more or less, and white collar has been ditching huge amounts of theirs as well, so the lower job markets are absolutely flooded
Industrial electrician.
>>539443317>dogeY'know what? That sounds plausible because it was around the time that Elon and Doge were doing their thing that the job market just felt like it went to shit.
>>539443396Trump has to be LEGENDARILY bad to tank the idea of the "white populist right" here for decades to comenot quite there yet but the groundwork is
>>539439320Me? I'm a Chuckster.
I'm a NEET, I went all in on a company that's doing terribly and I'm waiting for the share price to go up so I can maybe afford a place of my own one day.
>>539439320I’m a ballfooter
>>539439320IT so to speak at England AFB
>>539439320i tear down tophets and hunt down the builders
>>539439320I find and sell plants to landscape companies
glowie thread
>>539439320I give handis for $24. a pop. Blowjobs, $1.-$2. per hour.
>>539444495>one dollar to look at it>two dollars to touch it>three dollars to watch me touch it>five dollars to touch it while i touch my toes>six dollars to touch it while i touch your toes
>>539439320professional shitposter
>>539439320I shit post while sitting in an office making g $30/hour
I'm a white male with many degrees and many skills, technical and mechanical and I am financially responsible. I'm also attractive and have a fat dick. Still nothing.I don't have a job because for some reason they don't hire people like me. They like women and jeets.I hope they all fail.
>>539444928Job? You don't get it. The only way to beat them is be independent of them. You must create your own job. We create our own economy, so when theirs fails we continue.
>>539443639Trump makes Dubyah look like a member of Mensa.
>>539447334saddest part is it's an acthe's not brilliant but he's nowhere near as dumb as he playsdubya was legitimately goofy tier dumb, though certainly not innocent, more or less a hand puppetTrump is a rassling tier con artist showman
I'm a supply chain consultant. I actually don't do any consulting; i just write code. It been 10 years and I still don't really know how supply chain work.
>>539439320professional frog executioner
>>539449494we frogs are a terrible people and deserve to be eradicated
>>539439320I work at a consultancy firm where we give companies advice on how to become more efficient.
>>539439320I'm bottom of the barrel pylon line man
Terrorist and part time birthday clown
>>539439320I'm a political science student; I don't yet have a clear, well-defined political viewpoint—I just have some leanings: communism, corporatism, the Jacobins, and things like that.
I datamine civilians for my agency
