D4vd murder. I don’t understand this. He threw in 11 air fresheners into a DECOMPOSING dead body for literal months. Thinking that would help the smell? How do you think like this?Why did he think he would get away with this? Why would he put her body in his own car? Did you think they weren’t going to pull up your Amazon orders? He had a damn receipt from Ross For Less cause he went shopping with this dead body in car. they pulled up the surveillance footage. As if they wouldn’t find it to proof he was driving the carDid he really think “lemme just park this car on the curb. They gonna tow it and impounded it. No one will ever know”
>>539445142He's a nigger
>>539445142Yea that's stupid. Just use whatever tool you can find inside your own house to dig up your flooring and bury the body inside. Maybe a plant a tree on it later.They can't meaningfully turn up a star's house upside down to dig up a dead body. I would personally use Alkaline Hydrolysis
>>539445142>Niggers >Think
>>539445142> How do they think like this?
he's a gore fag he probably liked looking at his gf's corpse rotting over time
BUT I DID HAVE BREAKFAST!
>>539445142Tesla probably doesn't allow itself to be driven into a river or lake, and is a rolling snitch about location history. Worst car for crime ever.
>>539445142The mysterious 'N'-factor may be at play here
>>539445142what i don't get is how did he still not dispose of the body with a FULL ONE YEAR HEAD START ?!?!?!?
Don't waste energy trying to understand noggos; they are living in demon mode. Just avoid avoid avoid. You can't predict how they will react in even the simplest of situations.
>>539445142environmental storytelling
>>539445508Remember when they were chopping off albino people's limbs for witchcraft? And raping newborns to cure hiv?
The air fresheners were as forward thinking as he could manage
>>539446094>And raping newborns to cure hiv?i read that years ago and never thought it was real i thought i dreamed it
>>539446132I'm actually kind of impressed.
>>539445142They are a lower lifeform, you are expecting too much from niggers.
>>539446323oh sweet sweet 2D my first love
>>539446094And killing bald niggers because they had gold in there head
>>539446094>"Remember when"kek you think they have stopped?
>>539445142Why are you so shocked like that is the dumbest thing you've ever seen a criminal do?
>>539447011They*
>>539445142>hello kitty earringsNiggers really are zesty as hell.If they weren't violent retards that ruined society they'd be adorable.They're almost like if God made people as a four-year-old.>>539445700I'll never not want to drink horseshoe crab blood. It looks sort of like melted blue moon ice cream.
>>539446323
>>539445142If I remember this right, the amount of time it took to find the body was closing in on a year. Just think about that, in the span of a year, you murder somebody, don't cover your tracks, leave the body in your car in some lot and decide to go on tour instead. This level of stupidity is to be studied.
>>539447049The smart criminals are the ones that get away with it, or failing that have ridiculously bad luckthe dumb ones are the ones that get caught
>>539445142I would have buried her in a very, very deep grave.
>>539445322This.>thinking
A fox doesn't smell its own hole
>>539445142>How can you be this retarded?N
>>539445142I read he bought 11 chainsaws and body bags as well
>>539450679>11 chainsaws aI may have misread what I readit says several not 11but nonetheless
She was some dumb semi homeless latina,In truth no one would miss her .
Did this homosexual really waste a thread by creating one to talk about some literal who gen Z nigger rapper who killed some brown whore with shitty parents. A nigger killed a brown whore who fucking cares. He'll rot in prison and she paid the toll.
>>539445142Nig first, think never
>>539450834wtf is this take
>>539445508Like when you cock goes missing, or actually is still there but you blame someone for “stealing it”
>>539445142>violent and stupidyup. checks out.https://www.bitchute.com/video/0OkheGapNpvE
>>539445142> Burke allegedly ordered a shovel from Home Depot the following day and had it delivered to his home by Postmates. About a week later, he ordered two chainsaws from Amazon that were delivered to his home, and on May 5, he allegedly ordered a body bag, heavy-duty laundry bags and a blue inflatable pool, according to the documents.Fucking retarded. He couldn’t even bother to buy these things in person as part of a larger purchase and burn the receipts. Dude literally postmated a fucking shovel do. He should get the death penalty for the eugenics effect of removing this retardation from the genepool alone.
>>539451013South America has the highest femicide rate in the world.
>>539445142niggers are not smart
>>539445142Lmao that's nothing, I watched like an hour or so long documentary about this case and holy fucking shit it was so damn funny on so many levels.Not only this nigga was a pedophile that dated a teenager he met when she was I think like 14, he killed her and left her body in his own car for a really long time not even trying to get rid of it(lmao), this absolute braindead negro represented himself in court agahahhahaI really suggest to you watching him defending himself in front of a judge, it's pure fucking gold xD
>>539445700>Sally Ho
>>539451488we wuz matlock n shiet
>>539451625Nah fr mate you wanna watch it, it's so god damn retarded it looks like a bad comedy skit lmao
>How can [niggers] be this retarded?BREAKFAST!
>>539450834
>>539451759This is based though unironically.He wasn't knocked out how would he "get it"? Are they dumb?
>>539451426This dudes next level duh.Frenly reminder, this fucking cretin still managed to screw multimillion$ advances out of record cos.
>>539451847oh no not the poor record companies
>>539451488>this nigga was a pedophile that dated a teenager he met when she was I think like 14You do realise that "pedophile" (paedo = child) refers to children (loosely) in the single-digit year and below range, right?... Given that females ovulate at 9 years now, and that legal age of consent in some First countries is as low as 12 years -- e. g., #based Hungary's is 14, as long as there is no more than a two-year age gap.Notwithstanding, niglets are habitually raped by niggers -- it's a cultural right of (to their) passage, with sheboons are all almost victims of rape... Like, we're talking higher rates than in Buttrat, where outside of urbanised areas, it's at nearly 100%. "Age is only a number" is an urban axiom that most defines the nigger... Indeed, it dovetails with why nigger fathers are like dodoes -- the sheboons often don't subscribe to the having the product of their simian wombs sodomised. Thus, to hold niggers to the ever-changing standards and mores of the human societies to which kikes dislocated them to, is laughable.This fact is tacitly understood by all in the relative circles. It's just, as with parsing crimes for race; the MOA A / genetic predisposition to violence issue; and talking about the "19% ghost DNA" (et al.), kikes have made the aforementioned noli me tangere to broach.
>>539445331I have seen a couple of houses with trees inside and I would not recommend it. It's very messy. Just dump them in a large Lake or over a bridge, also weigh it down. You could also use chicken wire rolled around the corpse to cut the body as it bloats in the water so the fish can easily eat the flesh and reduce it's buoyancy.
>>539445142How many times must this be posted OP?
>>539445142Kikes want us to believe those nostrils are from a human btw.
>>539451194>Buying a body bag
>>539452301I've heard the body starts to float up after its rotten due to air cavity and CO2. I've personally been looking into alkaline hydrolysis since there's no safe way to buy or make concentrated acid to melt the bones I thought water cementation is good because it destroys the DNA. You can also try obtaining NaOH or making it yourself from wood ash. The biggest problem however is that water cementation is an industrial process that requires pressure and you can't exactly buy a human sized pressure cooked or pot lmao. You'd have to chop the body in pieces and boil it in NaOH in the pressure cooker but it's a very messy process.I'm open for suggestions for better more effective ways to do it.
>>539451194>buying 2 chainsaws and a body bag off Amazon
>>539452547The obvious (decomposing gf in the trunk) by side, I'm sure there's lots of plausible uses. And if you could think of a few, DvD's lawyer here would be most appreciative, ta.
>>539445142Why is he wearing hello kitty earings? Zesty niggers killing spic teenagers is another level of clownworld. It keeps getting worse
>>539445700>survive for half a billions years worth of mass extinction events including one giant asteroid impact>what finally does you in is the arrival of humansgrim
>>539452257>noli me tangereSuperbus
>>539451194if he's innocent, what was purpose was ordering these?>Burke allegedly ordered a shovel from Home Depot the following day and had it delivered to his home by Postmates. About a week later, he ordered two chainsaws from Amazon that were delivered to his home, and on May 5, he allegedly ordered a body bag, heavy-duty laundry bags and a blue inflatable poolthere has to be a completly harmless explanaition for these, right?
>>539452576You're overcomplicating it.Getting away with murder isn't as hard as it seems, just don't be a stupid bigger about it.
>>539445331Or maybe dispose of the body somewhere other than your property? Like somewhere it will never be found? Fucking idiot jeet "just bury it under your house sarr, they won't check under the floor!" lmao
>>539453104>blue inflatable pool>chainsawsThis won't End Well.
>>539453158Destroying the DNA of the body is 100% better if you can manage it.
>>539450834she was cute, but illegal tho.
>>539452576enough holes that those gasses can escape.
>>539453204He was probably waiting on his Tesla spontaneously combusting. Not be much left by the time that POS burns itself out.
>>539445142Niggers lack a frontal cortex; they can't plan beyond their limited imagination fuck it thy can even handle "if" statements and mirrors mess with them.
>>539451711Link or name?
>>539445142toll paid
>>539445322/thread
>>539453158kkek
>>539452301what do you think about the old mafia tale of draining out the blood in your bathtub first?
>>539445142He livestreamed himself with this underage girl and also wrote songs about killing her. Of course hes gonna fuck up disposing of the body too
>>539451488They wouldn't let you represent yourself on a murder rap, shurely. Not that the lovechild of a 3-way between Perry Mason, Matlock and Johnnie Cochran could do jack with this shitfest.
>>539452929The arrival of a tool-mastering civilizational intelligence is no joke. I bet the ratio of civilizational-life-bearing planets to all life-bearing planets is like 10000:1. Even we arrived pretty late on the scene, through various accidents, and almost went extinct at one point. The Toba supervolcano eruption brought us down to just 3000 humans world wide. We almost went dodo and somehow crawled back.
>>539453577(ratio inverted)*
>>539451194oh he's never having sex again so don't worry...well not with women at least kekmaybe karmelo and him can be pen pals are share strats on how to avoid getting bucked
>>539453340right
>>539453158You ever seen the video of the nigger Baltimore cop who killed his son and hid the body in a crawl space? Lol what a dumb coon, lol the White cop who finds it immediately grabs and cuffs him
>>539445142>How do you thinkthey don't
>>539453704Yeah I never understood the propensity of these guys to bury the dead under their house. As if the cops will never think to look there. I get not wanting to drive around with a body in the trunk but I feel like if you're going to kill people for fun, you should probably put just as much effort into hiding the evidence as the crime itself. Hang it by a hook, exsanguinate, chop it into pieces and dissolve it in acid or bury the pieces deep in the woods or dump them in a lake. Something. Don't put them under your fucking house lol
>>539445508they also think all children that arent born head first and facing upwards are witches, and kill them.
>nigger risks everything for underage poon>"why do they keep showing his gf as a 40 year old latina, where is the underage girl?"
>>539453204Holy fuck you watched too much TV...Just god damn hide the body so it won't be found in first place.First mistake this dumb nigger did was loading it into a Tesla, those cars literally record everything, then ordering a bunch of tools and stuff to his own house using his own credit card.What you wanna do is just hide the body at your place so no one finds it for a day or 2, buy some pre GPS era shitbox car, and drive to some bumfuck-nowhere middle of a forest or desert to dig a hole to save time, deeper the better, go back and spend the night or 2 at home calling and talking with people as if nothing happened, then load the body in, drive to the place you dug the hole at and just bury it. Then you can either leave the car unlocked with a keys in the glovebox in some ghetto neighborhood so it gets stolen or drive to some ghetto neighbourhood and just set it on fire to fet rid of any potential evidence you could miss leaving.
>>539445142Niggers are not human, and the world needs to stop pretending they are.
>>539453990shitbox is too much of a liability. cameras everywhere. you're gonna drive a shitbox to your house in the hills?
>>539445142Average IQ for American black males is 78, borderline retarded
>>539453315Fuck man I'm retarded, I was thinking of some other rapper called Ronnie O'Neal.That's the dude who murdered his family, fired his defense attorneys and represented himself at court essentially screaming at judge and everyone.Sorry but frankly those cases of nigger musicians killing their partners/family members happen so often they sound and look the same to me.
>>539453104>there has to be a completly harmless explanaition for these, right?he made a post along the lines of>digits decides what I order from amazonand got trolled hard
>>539453990How would you buy a "shitbox" wouldn't it show on your credit? >Sir what happened to the purchase you made what was that for>The dealer knows youThen you will have to avoid all cameras in the town to drive it out but you always have to scout the place so you know noone comes there at that time and noone will see you tossing that body in the pit. Even if the car does get stolen it can be tracked and then they will look for dna and stuff on it It's not bad but the biggest problem is avoiding all the cameras while driving out of your neighbourhood desu and vanishing the car purchase you made from any bank statement.
>>539445142>How do you think like this?it's called being a nigger, hopefully someone has already posted the pasta about how niggers have no concept of permenance, i'm too lazy to read the thread to check
>>539447169Subtle dig
>>539445142Holy shit not sure why this is dragging out. Ok I know why because america worships niggers but Jesus christ this is painfully cringe
>>539445142It's a monkey, they don't think very deeply. They don't even have brains evolved enough to think into the future.
>>539445142Jesus Christ.
>>539445142>How can you be this retarded? niggers
>>539445142>sing about murderAll these niggers who use this subject as an expression of art in their music must be thoroughly investigated. It's such a common occurrence.