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D4vd murder. I don’t understand this. He threw in 11 air fresheners into a DECOMPOSING dead body for literal months. Thinking that would help the smell? How do you think like this?

Why did he think he would get away with this? Why would he put her body in his own car? Did you think they weren’t going to pull up your Amazon orders? He had a damn receipt from Ross For Less cause he went shopping with this dead body in car. they pulled up the surveillance footage. As if they wouldn’t find it to proof he was driving the car

Did he really think “lemme just park this car on the curb. They gonna tow it and impounded it. No one will ever know”
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>>539445142
He's a nigger
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>>539445142
Yea that's stupid. Just use whatever tool you can find inside your own house to dig up your flooring and bury the body inside. Maybe a plant a tree on it later.
They can't meaningfully turn up a star's house upside down to dig up a dead body.
I would personally use Alkaline Hydrolysis
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>>539445142
>Niggers
>Think
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>>539445142
> How do they think like this?
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he's a gore fag he probably liked looking at his gf's corpse rotting over time
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BUT I DID HAVE BREAKFAST!
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>>539445142
Tesla probably doesn't allow itself to be driven into a river or lake, and is a rolling snitch about location history. Worst car for crime ever.
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>>539445142
The mysterious 'N'-factor may be at play here
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>>539445142
what i don't get is how did he still not dispose of the body with a FULL ONE YEAR HEAD START ?!?!?!?
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Don't waste energy trying to understand noggos; they are living in demon mode. Just avoid avoid avoid. You can't predict how they will react in even the simplest of situations.
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>>539445142
environmental storytelling
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>>539445508
Remember when they were chopping off albino people's limbs for witchcraft? And raping newborns to cure hiv?
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The air fresheners were as forward thinking as he could manage
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>>539446094
>And raping newborns to cure hiv?
i read that years ago and never thought it was real i thought i dreamed it
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>>539446132
I'm actually kind of impressed.
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>>539445142
They are a lower lifeform, you are expecting too much from niggers.
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>>539446323
oh sweet sweet 2D my first love
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>>539446094
And killing bald niggers because they had gold in there head
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>>539446094
>"Remember when"
kek you think they have stopped?
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>>539445142
Why are you so shocked like that is the dumbest thing you've ever seen a criminal do?
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>>539447011
They*
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>>539445142
>hello kitty earrings
Niggers really are zesty as hell.
If they weren't violent retards that ruined society they'd be adorable.
They're almost like if God made people as a four-year-old.
>>539445700
I'll never not want to drink horseshoe crab blood. It looks sort of like melted blue moon ice cream.
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>>539446323
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>>539445142
If I remember this right, the amount of time it took to find the body was closing in on a year. Just think about that, in the span of a year, you murder somebody, don't cover your tracks, leave the body in your car in some lot and decide to go on tour instead.
This level of stupidity is to be studied.
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>>539447049
The smart criminals are the ones that get away with it, or failing that have ridiculously bad luck
the dumb ones are the ones that get caught
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>>539445142
I would have buried her in a very, very deep grave.
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>>539445322
This.

>thinking
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A fox doesn't smell its own hole
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>>539445142
>How can you be this retarded?
N
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>>539445142
I read he bought 11 chainsaws and body bags as well
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>>539450679
>11 chainsaws a
I may have misread what I read
it says several not 11
but nonetheless
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She was some dumb semi homeless latina,

In truth no one would miss her .
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Did this homosexual really waste a thread by creating one to talk about some literal who gen Z nigger rapper who killed some brown whore with shitty parents. A nigger killed a brown whore who fucking cares. He'll rot in prison and she paid the toll.
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>>539445142
Nig first, think never
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>>539450834
wtf is this take
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>>539445508
Like when you cock goes missing, or actually is still there but you blame someone for “stealing it”
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>>539445142
>violent and stupid
yup. checks out.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/0OkheGapNpvE
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>>539445142
> Burke allegedly ordered a shovel from Home Depot the following day and had it delivered to his home by Postmates. About a week later, he ordered two chainsaws from Amazon that were delivered to his home, and on May 5, he allegedly ordered a body bag, heavy-duty laundry bags and a blue inflatable pool, according to the documents.

Fucking retarded. He couldn’t even bother to buy these things in person as part of a larger purchase and burn the receipts. Dude literally postmated a fucking shovel do. He should get the death penalty for the eugenics effect of removing this retardation from the genepool alone.
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>>539451013

South America has the highest femicide rate in the world.
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>>539445142
niggers are not smart
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>>539445142
Lmao that's nothing, I watched like an hour or so long documentary about this case and holy fucking shit it was so damn funny on so many levels.
Not only this nigga was a pedophile that dated a teenager he met when she was I think like 14, he killed her and left her body in his own car for a really long time not even trying to get rid of it(lmao), this absolute braindead negro represented himself in court agahahhaha
I really suggest to you watching him defending himself in front of a judge, it's pure fucking gold xD
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>>539445700
>Sally Ho
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>>539451488
we wuz matlock n shiet
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>>539451625
Nah fr mate you wanna watch it, it's so god damn retarded it looks like a bad comedy skit lmao
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>How can [niggers] be this retarded?
BREAKFAST!
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>>539450834
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>>539451759
This is based though unironically.
He wasn't knocked out how would he "get it"? Are they dumb?
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>>539451426
This dudes next level duh.
Frenly reminder, this fucking cretin still managed to screw multimillion$ advances out of record cos.
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>>539451847
oh no not the poor record companies
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>>539451488
>this nigga was a pedophile that dated a teenager he met when she was I think like 14
You do realise that "pedophile" (paedo = child) refers to children (loosely) in the single-digit year and below range, right?... Given that females ovulate at 9 years now, and that legal age of consent in some First countries is as low as 12 years -- e. g., #based Hungary's is 14, as long as there is no more than a two-year age gap.

Notwithstanding, niglets are habitually raped by niggers -- it's a cultural right of (to their) passage, with sheboons are all almost victims of rape... Like, we're talking higher rates than in Buttrat, where outside of urbanised areas, it's at nearly 100%. "Age is only a number" is an urban axiom that most defines the nigger... Indeed, it dovetails with why nigger fathers are like dodoes -- the sheboons often don't subscribe to the having the product of their simian wombs sodomised. Thus, to hold niggers to the ever-changing standards and mores of the human societies to which kikes dislocated them to, is laughable.

This fact is tacitly understood by all in the relative circles. It's just, as with parsing crimes for race; the MOA A / genetic predisposition to violence issue; and talking about the "19% ghost DNA" (et al.), kikes have made the aforementioned noli me tangere to broach.
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>>539445331
I have seen a couple of houses with trees inside and I would not recommend it. It's very messy. Just dump them in a large Lake or over a bridge, also weigh it down. You could also use chicken wire rolled around the corpse to cut the body as it bloats in the water so the fish can easily eat the flesh and reduce it's buoyancy.
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>>539445142
How many times must this be posted OP?
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>>539445142
Kikes want us to believe those nostrils are from a human btw.
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>>539451194
>Buying a body bag
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>>539452301
I've heard the body starts to float up after its rotten due to air cavity and CO2. I've personally been looking into alkaline hydrolysis since there's no safe way to buy or make concentrated acid to melt the bones I thought water cementation is good because it destroys the DNA. You can also try obtaining NaOH or making it yourself from wood ash. The biggest problem however is that water cementation is an industrial process that requires pressure and you can't exactly buy a human sized pressure cooked or pot lmao. You'd have to chop the body in pieces and boil it in NaOH in the pressure cooker but it's a very messy process.
I'm open for suggestions for better more effective ways to do it.
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>>539451194
>buying 2 chainsaws and a body bag off Amazon
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>>539452547
The obvious (decomposing gf in the trunk) by side, I'm sure there's lots of plausible uses. And if you could think of a few, DvD's lawyer here would be most appreciative, ta.
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>>539445142
Why is he wearing hello kitty earings? Zesty niggers killing spic teenagers is another level of clownworld. It keeps getting worse
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>>539445700
>survive for half a billions years worth of mass extinction events including one giant asteroid impact
>what finally does you in is the arrival of humans
grim
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>>539452257
>noli me tangere
Superbus
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>>539451194
if he's innocent, what was purpose was ordering these?
>Burke allegedly ordered a shovel from Home Depot the following day and had it delivered to his home by Postmates. About a week later, he ordered two chainsaws from Amazon that were delivered to his home, and on May 5, he allegedly ordered a body bag, heavy-duty laundry bags and a blue inflatable pool
there has to be a completly harmless explanaition for these, right?
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>>539452576
You're overcomplicating it.
Getting away with murder isn't as hard as it seems, just don't be a stupid bigger about it.
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>>539445331
Or maybe dispose of the body somewhere other than your property? Like somewhere it will never be found? Fucking idiot jeet "just bury it under your house sarr, they won't check under the floor!" lmao
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>>539453104
>blue inflatable pool
>chainsaws
This won't End Well.
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>>539453158
Destroying the DNA of the body is 100% better if you can manage it.
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>>539450834
she was cute, but illegal tho.
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>>539452576
enough holes that those gasses can escape.
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>>539453204
He was probably waiting on his Tesla spontaneously combusting. Not be much left by the time that POS burns itself out.
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>>539445142
Niggers lack a frontal cortex; they can't plan beyond their limited imagination fuck it thy can even handle "if" statements and mirrors mess with them.
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>>539451711
Link or name?
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>>539445142
toll paid
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>>539445322
/thread
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>>539453158
kkek
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>>539452301
what do you think about the old mafia tale of draining out the blood in your bathtub first?
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>>539445142
He livestreamed himself with this underage girl and also wrote songs about killing her. Of course hes gonna fuck up disposing of the body too
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>>539451488
They wouldn't let you represent yourself on a murder rap, shurely. Not that the lovechild of a 3-way between Perry Mason, Matlock and Johnnie Cochran could do jack with this shitfest.
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>>539452929
The arrival of a tool-mastering civilizational intelligence is no joke. I bet the ratio of civilizational-life-bearing planets to all life-bearing planets is like 10000:1. Even we arrived pretty late on the scene, through various accidents, and almost went extinct at one point. The Toba supervolcano eruption brought us down to just 3000 humans world wide. We almost went dodo and somehow crawled back.
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>>539453577
(ratio inverted)*
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>>539451194
oh he's never having sex again so don't worry...
well not with women at least kek

maybe karmelo and him can be pen pals are share strats on how to avoid getting bucked
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>>539453340
right
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>>539453158
You ever seen the video of the nigger Baltimore cop who killed his son and hid the body in a crawl space? Lol what a dumb coon, lol the White cop who finds it immediately grabs and cuffs him
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>>539445142
>How do you think
they don't
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>>539453704
Yeah I never understood the propensity of these guys to bury the dead under their house. As if the cops will never think to look there. I get not wanting to drive around with a body in the trunk but I feel like if you're going to kill people for fun, you should probably put just as much effort into hiding the evidence as the crime itself. Hang it by a hook, exsanguinate, chop it into pieces and dissolve it in acid or bury the pieces deep in the woods or dump them in a lake. Something. Don't put them under your fucking house lol
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>>539445508
they also think all children that arent born head first and facing upwards are witches, and kill them.
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>nigger risks everything for underage poon
>"why do they keep showing his gf as a 40 year old latina, where is the underage girl?"
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>>539453204
Holy fuck you watched too much TV...
Just god damn hide the body so it won't be found in first place.
First mistake this dumb nigger did was loading it into a Tesla, those cars literally record everything, then ordering a bunch of tools and stuff to his own house using his own credit card.
What you wanna do is just hide the body at your place so no one finds it for a day or 2, buy some pre GPS era shitbox car, and drive to some bumfuck-nowhere middle of a forest or desert to dig a hole to save time, deeper the better, go back and spend the night or 2 at home calling and talking with people as if nothing happened, then load the body in, drive to the place you dug the hole at and just bury it. Then you can either leave the car unlocked with a keys in the glovebox in some ghetto neighborhood so it gets stolen or drive to some ghetto neighbourhood and just set it on fire to fet rid of any potential evidence you could miss leaving.
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>>539445142
Niggers are not human, and the world needs to stop pretending they are.
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>>539453990
shitbox is too much of a liability. cameras everywhere. you're gonna drive a shitbox to your house in the hills?
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>>539445142
Average IQ for American black males is 78, borderline retarded
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>>539453315
Fuck man I'm retarded, I was thinking of some other rapper called Ronnie O'Neal.
That's the dude who murdered his family, fired his defense attorneys and represented himself at court essentially screaming at judge and everyone.
Sorry but frankly those cases of nigger musicians killing their partners/family members happen so often they sound and look the same to me.
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>>539453104
>there has to be a completly harmless explanaition for these, right?
he made a post along the lines of
>digits decides what I order from amazon
and got trolled hard
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>>539453990
How would you buy a "shitbox" wouldn't it show on your credit?
>Sir what happened to the purchase you made what was that for
>The dealer knows you
Then you will have to avoid all cameras in the town to drive it out but you always have to scout the place so you know noone comes there at that time and noone will see you tossing that body in the pit.
Even if the car does get stolen it can be tracked and then they will look for dna and stuff on it
It's not bad but the biggest problem is avoiding all the cameras while driving out of your neighbourhood desu and vanishing the car purchase you made from any bank statement.
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>>539445142
>How do you think like this?
it's called being a nigger, hopefully someone has already posted the pasta about how niggers have no concept of permenance, i'm too lazy to read the thread to check
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>>539447169
Subtle dig
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>>539445142
Holy shit not sure why this is dragging out. Ok I know why because america worships niggers but Jesus christ this is painfully cringe
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>>539445142
It's a monkey, they don't think very deeply. They don't even have brains evolved enough to think into the future.
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>>539445142
Jesus Christ.
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>>539445142
>How can you be this retarded?
niggers
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>>539445142
>sing about murder
All these niggers who use this subject as an expression of art in their music must be thoroughly investigated. It's such a common occurrence.
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>>539447267
You don't need to be smart to get away with crime. Nearly half of all crime like murders become cold cases.
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>>539445142
You keep using the word 'think' here, yet your image shows a subhuman nigger. I'm confused.
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>>539445142
>How can you be this retarded
OP, I may as well ask the same as you, for even asking - as I am quite sure that you took notice of his skin colour at some point.
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>>539445322
fpbp
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>>539445142
>>539445322
This. /thread
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I never would've imagined this vid being useful in so many ways. When you can't make something smell better, sometimes the solution is to make it smell worse. Oh wait... I think I understand india now.
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You think it could come up with anything better? Shitbrained faggot nigger tosses air fresheners next to decaying corpse. world not surprised
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hmm interesting phenomenon I must study this further. Is this the new ceiling bird ?
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Yep there's definately a link
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>>539445142
You're the fucking retard who follows niggers. Knowing some nigger by name, so familiar you assume everyone follows niggers like you. loser faggot.
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>>539451045
wtf
explain to me how your cock can disappear?
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>>539450834
No one would miss you either so go ahead and an hero anon
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>>539461841
Shove them directly in the vent (leave some space for air to get out)



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