>be me>leaf, kicked out of home after high-school, work hard to get degree and job and save for a house down payment>marry, have three children. >after hime purchase, wife announces she would have divorced me years ago but was waiting for me to buy a house to get free real estate>immediately starts sending videos of herself masturbating in the shower to her old guy friends who she re-adds to facebook>begs to drain their balls, begs to swallow their loads>leaves her facebook open on a tablet once and I see it all>she has never worked a job before, knows zero discomfort in lifeSo, I've been training all year to join the French Foreign Legion and leave this dog shit behind, contemplating leaving tomorrow. I hesitate a little because my three kids need a dad, but I'm about to get so raped in a divorce that I will barely be able to affoed seeing them every second weekend. Part of me wants to die, part of me wants to run. French Foreign Legion and new identity and never look back seems like the way forward. What say you faggots?
>>539445754I say that you should think twice. Legionaries are treated like disposable pawns, they will give you drugs that will fuck you for the rest of your life.
>>539445754Go broke and homeless. With 3 kids she's going to pulling baby bonus plus extra if they are under 18.
>>539445754you should fuck her sister first
>>539445754Do it and become a spy
>>539445873I have been told this - that they are given drugs and have to take them, but what kind of drugs and under what circumstances. Why?>>539445898She gets 2700$ a month in child welfare benefit, spends about 65$ on dollar store groceries and pockets the rest. She has gotten fake tits and a labiaplasty already with this money, and the government does not care
>>539445754Why don't you just kill your wife and dump her somewhere for bear to eat her?
mama jf that bitch
>>539445754mf from discworld
>>539446008It's a drug to keep you awake, modafinil according to google.But I remember I saw a video of a guy interviewing a ex-legionnaire and I think it was something else.His cogntive capacities were affected, he steuggled to talk. This is sad, the republic can bring you nothing good.
>>539446005What is there to spy on? You'd most likely be babysitting some rain forests in French Guiana or standing around in Estonia.
>>539446023Because I'm a Christian and I pray for her soul. Also, let's not make these types of recommendations and get the thread culled early. This is a serious political thread about society and male experience in modern politics>>539446073Whats this post mean?For real, the legion seems like the best bet to me. I hate my job and cant imagine commuting 3 hours a day and working 8 hours at a job i hate so my ex live in wife can cuck me. I could go on but I'll I really want is a weigh in the the French legion>>539446155I was in France in May and a former legionnaire told me they take like, cocaine and stuff and will beat you until you take it willingly.I dunno, compared to being cucked I think thats alright.
>>539446260In Terry Pratchet's Discworld story "Soul Music", Death seeks a way to forget, and visits a mystic who tells him that there are three ways of forgetting.1. Drinking the waters of a magical river2. Imbibing in vast amounts of alcohol3. Joining the foreign legion
>>539446260That's not alaright, anon. They do that so they don't represent a menace after they served.They turn you in vegetables. The French republic is masonic to the core. Listen to this guy who was also turned in vegetable for speaking the truth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmqdfTgYzJw
>>539446253Idk but he should just spy and report back with information; boards dead
>>539446260you must be one of the 'christians' that doesn't read your Bible. why would you volunteer to go fight for a foreign military? you'll be held accountable for all the shit you do, there is no 'just following orders' clause. also, 'christian', you aren't supposed to be abandoning your kids. you are choosing you and your life in this world over your responsibilities. a whore will be a whore, and there is a divorce for infidelity. there is a curse for a man who does not provide for his family; in this case, your kids that you so eagerly wish to be raised by a whore (as per your description)
>>539446155Captagon, maybe
>>539446826Yes that's it. Thank you.
>>539445754Offshore accounts and flee to mexico
>>539446544The state will take my kids away anywayIf it was up to me I'd come home from work to a warm meal and a kiss from a loyal woman. I would happily provide for my children but I'll have to pay more money to this whore than I get to keep myself, and watch her not spend it on the kids anyway.I know three people who sooey sided over similar or less circumstances. This isnt a joke, my life is fucked. Foreign legion, or teach english abroad, thats another option>>539446417I dont know why they do it, the drug thing, but falling asleep on a tour of duty would absolutely maybe get you wrecked and your whole team, so its not terrible to take stay awake drugs
>>539447003What's terrible are the consequences on your health on the long term. I told you, Im sure they do that so they do not represent a menace to the governement once they are useless to them.
>>539446544You don't enable a mentally ill whore. Ever.
Marrying and having kids on this system, as a man. You got fucked. Many such cases.
>>539447003Your solution and ideal new life is to become a slave for the French govt?
>>539448091Service guarantees citizenship! I'm willing to do my part. Are you?
Hey anon I was in the FFL from 2010-2015If you are willing to abandon your children, how will the recruiting staff know you won't abandon your comrades? I sympathise with you but life in the legion is harder than your current predicament and being a father will make that 10x harder
>>539448300So, the cost of living here is extremely high and I am going to have to live in my car or declare bankruptcy. I am fucked. I need the legion to survive. Food. Clothes. Room. I served in the army for 5 years. I know the army isnt a walk in the park.How was your experience there? Decent? Day to day life? What specialty did you pick?
>>539445982Yes or her female best friend.
>>539445754>So, I've been training all year to join the French Foreign Legion and leave this dog shit behind, contemplating leaving tomorrow. I hesitate a little because my three kids need a dad, but I'm about to get so raped in a divorce that I will barely be able to affoed seeing them every second weekend. Part of me wants to die, part of me wants to run. French Foreign Legion and new identity and never look back seems like the way forward. What say you faggots?Go ER
Don't go unless you have a good grasp on the French language.
>>539445754You have to stay with your kids and teach them how to yell at women. Or else the cycle continues.
>>539445754Do not join the Legion. I served with a Marine who joined after we EAS'd and he said it was horrible. Endless corvée, ethnic mafias, incompetent officer corps, meaningless assignments and the list goes on. Search "Taylor Cavanaugh" on Youtube to know what it's like (guy is a former SEAL who went legionnaire, and even he deserted). Do literally anything else. Also, you are not truly anonymous there. If you are going to escape paying your child support or something like this, I believe they will expose your true identity. France is a cucked fucking nation anyway.
>>539445754I've met Legionaries - they will fuck you Timmy.They will not accept you if you're abandoning your children neither. They do a deep dive.
>>539449372I paid 400 canadian loonies to get coaching from TCAV for an hour. You know what happened? I got excellent feedback at work and put in leadership, but my spouse still became a turbo slut. He told me try his advice and if it fails, try the legion. I guess its the legion
>>539448522I'd personally flood the house and spend as much of the money as ai could and then go "crazy" and get on . And tell your kids about how much of a whore their mother is, they deserve the truth, if you were told the truth you would have gotten a prenumpt. end the cycle, take away her reward. move on.
>>539445754lmao you are a massive faggot holy shit.best case scenario would be you die asap and the offspring goes hungry so they realise as soon as possible what a massive cunt spawned them
>>539449668or better yet, take all your money, sell everything, convert it to bhat, move to thailand. no extradition.
>>539445754Do you know french?
>>539445754Her new Black BF will be ten times the father you would be. You are doing you kids a favor by running off. The sooner you leave the sooner they will forget you.
>>539449766I speak French very well, yes
>>539445873>Legionaries are treated like disposable pawns, they will give you drugs that will fuck you for the rest of your life.This
>>539445754In such a hypothetical scenario I would contemplate whether homicide would be preferable or not. I would probably contemplate how to get away scot free
post your whore wifes feet anon. it's for the best
>>539445754>omg my wife is a whore time to die in globohomo army?????????????????
>>539446155>>539446008wow mega organic conversation guys
>>539449874>pic relThis is the kind of shit she sends guys now. The video is her masturbating for 50 seconds
>>539445754Fantasy Reddit thread. Your writing style isn't genuine either.
>>539445754> Joining french foreign legion I envy you anon. I wish i had the guts to do that.
>>539445982This
test voir si chu encore bannui
>>539450132and you are letting her do it to you you massive fucking cuck retard faggotI will never have empathy for retarded simps like you. KYS
>>539448258Go with the other idea of teaching English then. Still not the ideal choice, but at least you won't be a mercenary for immoral "leaders" who fuck up their own countries I would still advise you to stay and fight for your kids. Find a trade job that pays cash, and keep collecting evidence that she is a poor mother. Should not be hard to do, maybe hire a PI if needed
>>539446544This anon is right No matter what be there for your kids best you can, work under the table do whatever you have to do Without you their futures will be shit if only raised by your witless selfish whore exwife
>>539446544>>539450430you're actually both retarded faggots
>>539448300Hats off to you anon. Its an honor.
>>539449716>memefaggotStfu kike
>>539450497Stop demoralizing you dumb kikeIn his case cash job and trying to get his kids back is the best choice What alternatives do (you) offer?
>>539449780>black fatherKek
>>539450132> classy
>>539445754Are your parents still alive?If so, let your kids live with them so they dont have to be raised by a bitch wife of yoursAlso burn down your wifes car, set your house on fire, cash out all the assets and buy crypto or somethingDestroy everything so your wife has nothing to take away from you
>>539450132Not to doubt your story anon but this reads contrived as fuck or your wife has a serious mental condition. In the latter case, it should be easier for you to legally get your kids back. I say contrived because I have never met a woman who writes like this. I have been single in the past and associated with all kinds of people but I would get immediately suspicious if one of my female acquaintances sent me a masturbation video with that text.
>>539450497Eat a dick the long way tranny
>>539450717Its cringe af isnt it? But that makes it all the more insulting. She's just throwing herself at guys like a dog in heatMy lawyer says unless shes on heroine she'll be considered the primary caregiverShe was diagnosed with a learning disability in high school and has been on SSRI's for 2 years
>>539445754This isnt your blog site faggot.
>>539449798I thought about joining them years and years ago, for something to do.Until I watched a documentary about them and found out they had to have 27 precise creases in their dress pants...Fuck that shit.Ill hump 80 lbs through the desert all day and kill a nigger no problem, but ironing?Nahhh
>>539450934Why did you even marry her lmao
>>539450934It is that's why I hypothesized mental illnessYour best bet in this case, and it sounds very unethical but it is not, is to collect evidence that she is a poor legal guardian by any means necessary. Turn the kids against her but not directly, and have them keep tabs of her comings and goings as well as anything that can be interpreted as neglect. If they are not old enough for smartphones give the eldest a similar device with a camera and wifi and have them do it. It may take months, but based on what you say it should work.
