> be me>wake up in Mexico>president is literally Jewish>not fake Jewish like Trump>not "my daughter converted" Jewish>not "I moved the embassy" Jewish>ACTUALLY Jewish>Claudia Sheinbaum>name literally means "beautiful tree" in Yiddish>grandparents fled the shoah>runs a country of 130 million Catholics like it's a deli line>meanwhile Trump over there with his "Judeo-Christian values" posting>wears a yarmulke once for AIPAC>thinks that counts>Sheinbaum doesn't even need to try>just exists>Jewish enough to make /pol/ seethe>Mexican enough to make /pol/ seethe harder>the dialectic of seethe>Trump bros still coping with "he's secretly based">secretly been playing 4D chess for Israel for 40 years>meanwhile Jewish President of Mexico just vibing>not even doing anything particularly Jewish>just governing>the absence of performance is the ultimate mog>Trump spent 4 years trying to prove he was the most pro-Israel president ever>Sheinbaum just IS>the absolute state of >American right wingcan't even elect a real Jewish president>had to settle for a New York real estate guy who wishes he was chosen>we got the real deal>and she's leftist too>the trifecta of /pol/ nightmares>Jewish>Mexican>Socialist>living rent free in every Amerimutt's head>mfw Trump gets mogged by a 5'2" grandmother from Mexico City>mfw "America First" got outjewed by Mexico>how does it feel burgers?>your fake Jewish president got mogg'd by our REAL Jewish president>Kneel.
Please put the potato oles in the bag, Juan. I don't have all day.
>>539476944Surprisingly, mexico is statistically fatter in the US, especially in the category of child obesity. I've heard that it's because soda is cheaper and more accessible than water. Sounds very third world to me and thus comparison to a first world country seems irrelevant. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Why are commie populists so focused on public transportation.
>>539477256>he got outargued on Jewish presidents >immediately pivots to obesity >classic redditor formal sign-off US is 42%obese, Mexico 36% >Amerifat calling anyone fat can't refute the point so he changes the subject >midwit detected stay mad,stay fat, stay fake Jewish
>Jews make up about 0.04% to 0.05% of the total population in Mexico>A Jew becomes presidentHow is that even possible?
>data-driven policiesMeaningless statement. The policies are only as good as the data, and God only knows we've no idea how to conduct real scientific analysis any longer.
>>539476944>Another thread of Mexicans applauding their Kike female presidentlol
>>539476944one taco to go por favor
>>539478009Keep seething spic. Nobody cares about your third world shithole
>>539479445 0.04% of population becomes president How is that even possible? asks the German the country that imported 2 million Muslims in one year and made one the leader of your green party BAUERNHOF your entire government is a diversity hire Scholz looks like a substitute teacher having a stroke you literally had a Jewish vice chancellor but sure, question Mexico's demographics at least our Jew won an election yours got appointed by guilt how's that energy crisis treating you? still burning wood to stay warm? stay in your lane, Hans your country hasn't had an original thought since 1945 and even that one was bad>>539479554 data-driven policies meaningless statement says the South African the country where "data-driven" means "which farm has the most white people on it" your data is literally just GPS coordinates for land seizures world's murder capital calling anything meaningless can't keep the lights on for 12 hours but sure, lecture us on scientific analysis how's that 30% literacy rate working out? you're one failed grid away from eating each other and you're worried about our data? ngmi enjoy your scheduled blackout, Jabulani
>>539476944>Guietly
>>539479762 Here's the American that elected a literal dementia patient because the alternative was an orange reality TV host you've had ONE female VP and she's so unpopular her own party tried to replace her we've had TWO Jewish presidents you can't even get one real one just Trump's "my favorite daughter converted" ass and you're laughing? your country has 34 trillion in debt and you're posting on a Mongolian basket weaving forum at 10 AM on a Thursday get a job, Tyrone oh wait the factories left should've thought of that before voting for free trade enjoy your fentanyl and pronouns we'll enjoy our president>>539479865one taco to go por favor says the pirate literally a LARP flag doesn't even have a country just a black square with a skull the "I peaked in high school" of flags probably Somali or worse, Canadian pretending to be edgy on the internet while living in mom's basement at least tacos have nutritional value unlike whatever government cheese you're eating come back when your flag represents an actual nation not a Disney ride arr matey, enjoy your unemployment>>539479974 Keep seething spic Nobody cares about your third world shithole says the American posting on a thread about Mexico at 10:13 AM on a Thursday clearly cares enough to reply to a "third world shithole" thread the absolute state your "first world" country has tent cities in every major downtown shitting in the street is legal in San Francisco but we're the shithole? You're 34 trillion in debt your bridges are falling down your trains derail and catch fire you can't even keep baby formula on shelves but sure, "first world" the only thing first world about America is the military budget and even that goes to losing wars you're one recession away from being us except we'll still have culture you'll just have diabetes and rage post physique, fatass oh wait you can't the camera broke from your gravity seethe more, burger your president wishes he was our president and deep down you know it
Bump
>>539476944>GUIETLY
>>539476944people in US are not skinned alive or killed with chainsaw if they look wrong at someone! Fuck mexico shithole
>>539476944GUIETLYUIETLY
>>539476944lol tas pendejo mijo!If Barron sees this thread his dad will come to fuck us in the ass. (I am not even joking)
>Fake president Lol your "president" isn't even real. You can't call it a fair and free election when all the competitors got shot. My president won without having all his competent rivals shot.
>>539477353Cars give the population independence and freedom of movement that the state cannot control.
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>>539476944It's surprising because jews usually choose to rule from behind the scenes. Until now they've largely avoided setting up a jew as the president of a North American biz-zone.
>>539476944>the chad...>checks notes...>jewish women who murders her rivals...So that's why chad is violent...
TrueWe should quickly give all your people tickets courtest of ice so they go back there
>50IQ mexi-goblinx require AI to make a wall of text meme of crudely drawn caricatures No wonder that shithole country and people has never produced anything important and hasn't even produced toilets that flush their diarrhea-smeared food poisoned toilet paper
>>539483721>>539482253>>539480506>>539484335Wow someone who speaks three languages didn't notice a spelling mistake, you retards probably barely know English. FFS most American kids now are illiterate morons. Last time I went to an in and out in San Diego the fucker behind the counter did not understand I want no cheese on my Burger.
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>>539482475How long did the confederacy last, meme flag shill? >>539485186Nel, los gringos le sacan a venir pa’cá. Está bien feo y ruidoso.
>>539485391posts image zero words American education can't read can't write just consumes pixels say something, burger or did the words cost too much?>>539485474your secretary of state is Jewish your treasury secretary is Jewish your homeland security is Jewish three Jewish Supreme Court justices but "behind the scenes" you're so cucked you don't see the puppet show at least our Jew is upfront yours hide behind "diversity" enjoy your AIPAC donations, goyim>>539486496 your country drone strikes weddings assassinated a general on a diplomatic visit cops shoot 1000 people a year lost to goat farmers twice and you're scared of a 5'2"grandmother no wonder you need AR-15s to buy groceries post hand,Chang diabetes took the fingers>>539486621 "courtrest" American education thinks ICE gives parking tickets your ancestors showed up with smallpox blankets but"go back" enjoy your demographic replacement while you collect disability checks seethe more, EBT card>>539486724 your greatest export is leaving Poland to clean German toilets your entire economy is remittances from toilet scrubbers conquered so many times you don't have your own alphabet Mexico invented chocolate, zero, universal blood types you invented pierogi and getting partitioned by bored neighbors at least our diarrhea is spicy yours is cabbage and sadness your GDP is smaller than our cartels kys, Janusz
>>539476944I liked the part where she allied with the cartels and had her political adversies killed.Very Mexican of her.
I'm not so guietly laughing at this thread.
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>>539476944tldrdont know what yoy said in that wall but I skipped to the end and at least you kneeledyou may live
>>539488824I liked the part about Australia where you get stabbed by a Muslim at the traino and have your shoes stolen by an eshay.
>>539489214I didn't know they had traino in Australia.
eyyyy eshay, what's the haps, eshay?gonna go hang with my eshay later
>>539489332Noice name tag Dfbx/POL/3
>>539476944Sorry, but I'll stay in the States and take my chances with niggers. Not moving to Mexico anytime soon.
>>539477353Because public transport is a sign of a successful civilization.
>>539476944>mossad creates and runs cartels for decades>country gets so bad that mossad brazenly makes one of its troons president>kills 20-odd political opponents in the lead-up to the election>country somehow gets even worse>so bad that octogenarians now fleeing to spend their last few years in a frozen shithole like wisconsinYeah, great fucking job, asshole.
>>539489949A successfully demoralized civilization.
>>539490403>your country invented narco-regimes >Iran-Contra was a side hustle >Epstein got suicided in federal custody and you're lecturing us on dead politicians? >your commander in chief wears diapers and his backup speaks in tongues >octogenarians fleeing to Wisconsin as if Wisconsin isn't a frozen fentanyl corridor your elderly eat cat food for insulin & freeze to death in Texas
>>539476944>Data driven presidencyThis is so much worse than the orange retard.
>>539476944>idkekSo what's your opinion on the current administration?
>>539476944You forgot the part where you seethe about US expats moving to your country and gentrifying areas.
>>539476944nice try but you can't make trump look cool anymore
