Trump would have a strong shot to take Alberta away from Canada if he made a deal where citizens of Alberta no longer have to pay income tax. The income tax could be supplemented with the massive amount of oil in Alberta. If he made a sales pitch where he explained normies that they could save up to 50 grand a year in taxes they might actually go for it. Even if the vote didn't go through, it would drive the point home that Canadas government are massive crooks who squander all of Alberta's wealth.
what will be done with all the indians? will they become us citizens
>>539480973Yup, they are coming along for the ride
>joining the US instead of making your own countryalberta should just take montana and oregonthen california can make its own country and soon the other retard states will break off and form their own little shithole countries
>>539480890>it would drive the point home that Canadas government are massive crooks who squander all of Alberta's wealth.what as opposed to the American govt that squanders all of the US's wealth and prosperity to enrich billionaire pedophiles and Israel? let them keep their oil out of jewish hands.
>>539482831Canadian is run by jews already so it makes no difference to me
>>539482831It would be so funny to watch canadas government shit and piss themselves as their cash cow changed ownership.
You could only be a territory.How many fags are on Albert? You could keep all your gay leaf garbage and get American investment without your governments middleman or destroying the vote worse than trash island becoming a state.
>>539480890>a deal that can be broken at any timeIf they're retarded, maybe.Being serious, Trump would immediately take over the oil industry, and "Sucks to be you, Alberta. This is America."
>>539481147This would most benefit indians who would form their own little polluted bio-state, so it’s no wonder you advocate for it
>>539480890Albertans are cucks who won’t do shit just like Trump
>>539480973deport them back to BC
>>539480890Alberta would be the 3rd poorest state in the Union, right in between Louisiana and Alabama in terms of wealth and population.
I'm sure those Canadians are going to love our healthcare system and totally not eat a big fat fell for it it again award that every conservative enjoys doing apparently
I want at least 5 million dollars, personally.5 million and I will not just co-operate, I will stop people from working or speaking against the merger in my presence, and I will never utter a single word of the several extremely obvious ways to completely fuck with such a situation that nobody ever seems to mention. Why should I get any money?Because my country follows yours and you foisted mass immigration upon us. We followed your lead and where did that take us? Jihadis walk around in broad daylight, camouflaged by the rest of the third world. Also I don't believe the "no taxes" especially from Trump who constantly raises new taxes (tariffs are domestic taxes, I don't care what lies the tv told you to chant, if you want me to repeat lies along with you, pay me).Money up front. I honestly don't see the benefit in the US taking Alberta, we already give them all of our oil for pennies on the dollar, and even that's subsidized to hell. We already function as an organ for the US economy about as well as we possibly could, I think it would actually be more expensive for the US to bother with making us a state, and that we in Alberta would be the ones actually benefiting (assuming you don't just flood us with more poos and such).But whatever, 5 million.
>>539484126Which indians? Because the poojeet indians are getting sent back to poojeetville
>>539484300Initially, maybe.
Canada collapses without alberta
>>539485547Canada is collapsing regardless
>>539485504yea the average citizen in all those countries are famously wealthy
>>539487467prolapsing.
>thinking that any part of Canada wants to become Americawew lad get a clue
>>539480890>don’t tax us. Now America can understand exactly how delusional and entitled AB separatists are, always expecting special treatment and demanding gibs just because muh oil … which they’re too stupid to value add and completely depend on maritime labour and federal money and breaks to extract. “Oil” (really lowest quality sufferers tar) that can’t break even below $70 barely and when there a glut they cry for more cash. ProTip to Yanks: Albertans are the Alabama of Canada, take take take redncks with corrupt grifting leaders that add nothing. Avoid at all costs.
>>539488524alberta is literally holding the country together after trump stole our manufacturing sector that is actively getting bailed out by carneynext trump is going after the dairy cartel and im sure the government will bail them out also
