ITT:predictions that came true (in someone's mind)
>>539480958
>>539480958Is that when blue beam hoaxes an alien invasion to get us all under the global war effort against radical non-conformists?
GAYLIENS
>>539480958Aliens wouldn't have invaded if Biden was president
>>539480958Finally getting my smoking hot supermodel alien girlfriend promised to me 9000 years ago
>>539483251
>>539480958I want green alien pussy. Don't even care that they have teeth.
The year is 2030.You (yes, YOU) still haven't experienced putting your penis inside a vagina. The year is 2033. You have resorted to hiring an escort but just as you are about to enter the diner in which you plan to meet him, you chicken out and go home.The year is 2050.You sit alone in the room of an apartment you have been assigned to share with a Chinese man. You are listening to him jerk off through the walls. The faint smell of noodles can be observed. You look out the window and watch a family fly by on a Tesla Ho-Vo. The sound of children's laughter makes your stomach tighten, whilst Xin Tsunami Pei climaxes obnoxiously in the background.
lol if they showed up in a million tons of gold. govt would be fucked.
>>53948238660% nice start. so india, africa and maybe china?they should shoot for 90%
>>539483994>The year is 2030
>>539483251My coworker says picrel happenedThey prolapsed his anus>But I think it was actually BBC gangbang
>>539480958I've been prepared for decades. I've got about 2 tons of industrial grade grease in my garage and a wall full of various sex toys
