Have any of you sent out mass resumes to job ads in order to get at least 1 response from 500 ?If you did, was it successful?I've sent manually to like 20 places with 0 response and those were the ones that matched requirements that I fit. This is fucking crazy how difficult this is and I'm thinking mass-sending to even those that ask 2, 3, 5, 10 years of experience at this point.This costs nothing to me, I can automate all of this, I am just thinking if it's even worth wasting a few hours polishing scripts, etc that do all this...
>>539484818>$100,000/year salary to play at Chucky Cheese inside the office.Jewish daycare
>>539484818>Applying to 500 roles in hopes of getting 1 response (at leastUse the back door.HR women are toxic, thus single.Go on bumble and get dates with her and make her fall in love with you. The world is your oyster.The future is bright
>>539485369damn thats genius.
>>539484818you can claim you are brown and when you show up just say you identify as transjeet
>>539484818I don't think this is much different from watching anime.
>>539484818when I was looking for office work I'd get like 3 interview calls a week every monthall i had to do was put fake work experience on the resume
>>539485559>when you show up just say you identify as transjeetHelps to wear poop scented cologne or nah?
>>539485559There's better chances if you're a woman. Companies here brag about having 50% female workforce.Also, tons of 20-25 year old females (dumb girls) make way more money than men at that age simply due to hyped up HR, similar roles at these companies.
>>539484818ah, it's the >I can't get a job in the entire country because of nepotism comms engineer guy welp, at least you're trying, good for you
>>539486333ah, it's the>i got replaced by ai translation botsformer translator guy who retired>>539486333>because of nepotismIn the past few days I discovered tons more of it.Check our national telecom company LMT, the board have been sitting there since 1992 and haven't changed. These guys already have grandchildren who work at this same company, friends of friends, relatives, etc. This explains why are there so few job ads despite 1300 being employed there.
>>539486511>former translator guy who retired
I havent sent out many applications in my life, but when I did, I did so with determination. So I will tell you some tricks.. Ive sent 5 and 4 of them were accepted. The trick is knowing the company which means knowing your recruiter, talking to your recruiter beforehand is key. If your recruiter is ass, switch dont waste your time. If you find one worthy be a fool. Sent out an overly formal email and claim your application is in the attachment but is not. If you get a request for your application BINGO you have 1h to shape your application beautifully around your female recruiter.This is how i keep my hit count higher then you ai faggots
>>539485486>damn thats genius.I am a genius, 137 and that was 20 years ago when I wasn't as smart.
How to get a corporate job in 2026 as a white man:>legally change your name to include something like Mohammed or Singh>tan yourself, or put on fake tan>if your hair isn't black, dye it black>on linkedin profile and your CV/resume include they/them, "non-binary">on linkedin follow some niche community pages about diversity and inclusion>like the content, write comments, follow progressive types>do this for at least a few weeks, build up history>when applying for a job, copy and paste the job description into ChatGPT (or DeepSeek).>paste a high level overview of your job history (save it as a .txt file)>be sure to include stuff about animal rights, disability or gay/trans rights volunteer work somewhere>then ask the AI to write your resume as markdown>markdown to PDF>upload custom PDF to job application on linkedin>apply at least 3-4 jobs on average a day in this way>after like a month, you may hear back from some>in the interview, if it's a woman, put on a feminine voice, act like a fag, get excited when she brings up your progressive interests>if you're not an autist that stared at the floor or had too much dead air, you'll have passed the initial screen>at some point you'll have to do a more technical/in depth screen>for this you need to be a little more masculine and confident, not indian level confident but just sure of yourself>for this, there are browser extensions that will control your browser and use ChatGPT to complete any coding tasks etc.>this is the hardest part, they might make you jump through hoops of multiple video interviews and just ghost you>the final boss (or two) is the onsite interview, you won't be able to cheat for this but what I recommend is finding out as much public information as you can (copy their linkedin and other bios, any social media posts) and ask ChatGPT what such a person might ask you>essentially get it to help you prepare. also get it to coach you on how to answerGood luck!
>>539484818Last I tried mass applying I sent out 100 resumes and got 10 interviews or so. I did end up getting hired.
>>539487063>This is how i keep my hit count higher then you ai faggotsWhen was this? 20 years ago?You do know there exists AI recruiting tools that most large companies use?sage hrteamtailorteamdashrecruiteethey are popping up everywhere (applicant tracking systems)>>539487182>I did end up getting hired.Even when you didn't met requirements of 2+ years experience?
>>539484818>apply to 500 jobsTHERE ARENT 500 JOB LISTINGS THAT A SINGLE PERSON COULD APPLY TO WITH A SPECIFIC SKILLSET IN AN ENTIRE STATE.
>>539487063>"beautifully around your female recruiter"What does this mean?You need to add flowery, pink background or something that she likes personally (based on researching her facebook)?>>539487063>knowing your recruiter, talking to your recruiter beforehand is keyThat's when you basically have all the cards and maybe are skilled with tons of experience. I've never had a job in my life. You seriously think they wouldn't consider I'm some kind of mentally ill person or been in a prison for years hence my resume experience is empty ?
>>539487753the trigger is the feedback system you actually were in contact with xyz its the fail prompt i provided you with and a bit of social engineering
>>539485559That shit doesn't work. I am black and have been applying to everything from Walmart, Walgreens, CVS, etc. One year after and still unemployed.
>>539487971>SPECIFIC SKILLSETThose are reserved only for friends and family. This is the reason behind tons of ghost job ads. They farm resumes but at the end hire the friend that "magically matches" to the specific skillset.
>>539488057>fail promptYeah I understand what you meant. Are you bad at english or something?I just feel like this is how it could be done maybe 10+ years ago but not that much today.Today every HR female uses linkedin, so that's the place they are most active at, and HR emails aren't even found these days, you know this ?
>>539484818My ex-wife is highly educated with many years of experience at top companies and has a vagina. Yet somehow she never got a response from any company despite applying to many hundreds or even thousands of companies over the years, even unskilled jobs never replied. For context, she took materiality leave and we had multiple kids in short succession. Despite years of work experience and a high education from a top university and learning new relevant skills during her years of being unemployed nobody wanted to hire her. You literally pay for kids with your career. It's absolutely brutal.
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>>539488057Yeah, I checked and what you say is basically an old school method when it was acceptable to be tech illiterate. I am looking a job in tech/it, you know? Not a bartender.>The "Professionalism" Risk: In 2024, recruiters value efficiency and clarity. If you intentionally send a broken application, you are wasting their time. In a competitive market, being labeled as "that guy who messed up the application" is a fast way to get blacklisted by a firm.>Verdict: The author’s advice is a high-risk, "troll-style" tactic that works occasionally on individuals but fails against modern, data-driven recruitment software. It treats the recruiter like a person you can manipulate, while modern HR treats candidates like data points they need to process as quickly as possible.
>>539484818What position are you applying for that you are sending 500 applications?People bum rush anyone with any kind of competency.If you're in comp sci or something similar you should be working through a recruiter. Applying through job sites typically means you're a retard.
>>539485369Maybe the future is bright this is a good idea
>>539488529>People bum rush anyone with any kind of competency.There's a surplus of tech/it workers here in Latvia.Companies want only the best, the most skilled, the most certified possible.They do not bother training anyone because this is a poor shithole.I even applied to a ecommerce data entry job 3 days ago that offers 850 euros before taxes... That's 707 euros per month.I didn't even got a response for this. lol
>>539484818No because I have an actual useful skill so job recruiters call me and offer me stuff all the time
>>539488447dunno dude back at university they said how hard it was to get an interview and what amount of absurd tests they had todo - i do my way and be real nice about that
>>539485057why do moids seethe at the sight of women having some fun at work?
>>539484818I've gotten 1 or 2 actual responses in the last year or so "sorry not hiring rn glhf"Absolute joke my resume is not that terrible either
>>539488529>working through a recruiterPAY ME SO YOU CAN GET A JOB GOY!found the jew.
>>539488679you need something like github to proof your reputation it doesnt matter if you made a super complex arm64 transition or have a few minecraft mods in it. propably the others are hiding behind a wall of certifications and you are just not that professional
>>539488736>back at universityThat was which year?I already said it won't work nowadays.You will be seen as tech illiterate and a person that can't be trusted with any job that requires brains if you "FORGOT TO ADD CV FILE AS EMAIL ATTACHMENT".This is a mistake as big as crashing a plane into a mountain if you are a person looking for a job.>>539489371>something like github to proof your reputationI have it already and I listed my automation personal projects in my resume.No one cares, I get ignored anyway.
>>539484818Isn't your country in a labour shortage? I've seen news about your gov inviting people to come to fill roles, well payed ones
>>539484818I make 175k at my shit job. I've been sending resumes for 9 months. I've got 1 interview in that time. I've created multiple resumes. Higher paying job resume, lower paying job resume. I'm applying for jobs down to $80k. 1 interview. Numerous scams or MLM's.
>>539485369SmartI can see this working
>>539489459RWTH AACHEN 2012 didnt make it i spent my time here while playing dwarf fortress and eve online
>>539484818Welcome to jewish clown world.I hope you're enjoying your stay.Strap yourself in, because its only going to get worse.
>>539489516>I make 175k at my shit job.What job is that?I can larp too , you know?Everyone here claims to be a millionaire.I am ready to work for 900 euros monthly btw. That's 11k per year.I am literally shoplifting to survive and I can't find a job in this FUCKING SHITHOLE. Food gibs are taken away from us by ESF+ so they won't give me food.>>539489511>Isn't your country in a labour shortage?Nope, only these tech roles:seniorleadmidmid-seniorfull stackback-endfront-endc#c++javaReact Nativeleadingetc
>>539488877you steal resources and call it equalityi steal resources and you call it rapewe live in a society
>>539484818I think I know the girl on the Left.Took me 2 years and 200 applications to land a job here.Shit ain't easy. Latvia is hard mode.I saw on linkedin today a guy is heading back to Belgium after 1.5 years in Riga. Turns out living with white people ain't all that great if you're broke.
>>539489698Well there is a labor shortage here for sure.But it's largely menial work.Yard work and gutter cleaning and roofing. Shit nobody wants to do.
>>539488679Maybe you should have been born with a vagina so the E.U. sponsored Riga Tech Girls could give you a 2 week tech boot camp so an E.U. tax break funded foreign company could hire you with an inflated fake job title like devops engineer.https://rigatechgirls.com/
>>539490219>Yard work and gutter cleaning and roofing. Shit nobody wants to do.This is true, but that's because it's extremely underpaid. Literally a slave's job for 700 euros monthly - you can't properly survive on this or get even a healthy diet to replenish all the nutrients from hard work. Your bones start to break down from lack of calcium and protein in the food.meanwhile pol says "le go into heckin trades you faggot!!1 don't be a pussy!! i am millionaire being a tradie!"
>>539490393>inflated fake job title like devops engineerI applied to that too. I don't even get a response from a junior role at one company. It's been 2 weeks today.I don't understand whether they look for really dumb people that they can manipulate into being obedient (for low salary + loyal) at the job or overqualified boomer devops guy with tons of aws azure, amazon, microsoft whatever certificates?...Also I think rigatechgirls is not that hyped up anymore - it was back in the day but the funding might be running dry now due to lack of enthusiasm from local population.
>>539490551>rigatechgirls>>539490393>https://rigatechgirls.com/seems they are still active doing events every week basicallybut online engagement is tiny as fuckno one cares except those visiting on site
>>539490713I know some women who did their boot camps and got jobs immediately after.The vagina to tech job pipeline is real. Anything to get those gender quotas up.
>>539484818Nah, walked into a shop, gave the owner a firm handshake, gave him my resume and within a week I had a stable job. Kids today just don't know how to do it.
>>539490551There are very very very few good jobs in Latvia man. Like, the nepotism is huge. Even a basic IT job practically required connections to get.I know a guy whose father was the Latvian ambassador to the USA and Canada and he works basic bitch IT jobs.Imagine your dad is that powerful and the best he can get you is a basic IT job.Grim.
>>539491312>Even a basic IT job practically required connections to get.Yep, I recently started doing research on every company I apply (via reg. nr using saraksti.lv and datreal to see owners, board members and ties to other SIA, I research employees via social media, etc using non GDPR censored search engines like yandex, searx, and what I see is extremely eye opening. Never thought it's that bad.Explains why companies with 1300 employees have only like 12 job openings at any time given and only the most senior or experienced roles. Everything basic, mid is recruited via knowing friend-of-friend, recommendation from a professor, family member, etc.
>>539491874>saraksti.lvsaraksts.lve.g.: https://saraksts.lv/50003050931
>>539491975>>539491874Yea and the Igors hires Artoms and the Janis hires Ainars so there is that aspect to the job market here as well. Around 1/4 of all Latvians don't live in Latvia because they can't make money here that's just the way it is. Many reasons for it.
>>539492340>Igors hires ArtomsSometimes they get desperate for workers and hire Latvians.I know a guy who was hired at Russian-Jewish company as a driver. The company is all Russian except HR and public-facing operations are all Latvian in commercials, youtube, facebook, but everything behind the scenes is RU. They do business with restaurants in the Baltics and the Jew owner is very low profile + all the upper management is Russian and have houses in Jurmala (last I checked one house was worth 900k in Dzintari) not that far from where Alla Pugachova and Galkin lives.
>>539488254Maybe that's because she lives in the Netherlands?My distant friend of parents works as a janitor in Netherlands but has a bachelor degree in economics. She lives there for 20 years and knows Dutch language very well.Being a foreigner you should accept lower roles. Strange hearing that from NL since NL is the most multicultural country in Europe for the past 500 years. Maybe they prefer Moroccans over whites at the workplace?
>Senior Software Engineer>1mo>I recently received an offer from Accenture Baltic with visa sponsorship. The in-hand salary is around €2800/month. I have 8 years of experience in cloud and tooling>Currently, my salary in India allows me to save comparatively more, so I’m trying to evaluate whether relocating to Europe makes financial and career sense in the long run.>Would love to hear from people who have moved to the Baltics/Europe from India:>- Is €2800 a decent take-home salary there?>- How is the quality of life andhttps://www.glassdoor.co.in/Community/onsites-and-working-abroad/i-recently-received-an-offer-from-accenture-baltic-with-visa-sponsorship-the-in-hand-salary-is-around-2800month-i-have-8
>>539489237Any recruiter worth their salt is getting a fee from the companies they're recruiting for.
>>539484818I tried to get a part time job recently but they made it pretty clear its part time but they basically want me on stand by to work full time if someone calls out or something... Bitch I wanted part time with part time hours, not part time with fulltime hours and no bennies...WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A FUCKING SMALLPART TIME JOB?
