Share your secrets in this here anonymous website! How many people have you guys killed, if any? What crimes have you not been caught for? Get if off your chest! ps: not a glow-african-american
I watch movies at work sometimes in violation of company policy. Latest movie was obsession
>>539485949I once had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with my lawfully wedded wife.
>>539485949do you really want the truth?
>>539485949>How many people have you guys killed, if any?when i was a teenager i astral projected myself to a spot.i kicked a dude that was hanging out with my girlfriend at the time off a waterfall.2 hours later it was on the news.he died.
>>539485949I think I pooped a little.
>>539485949I killed 6 million Jews today, and it's only 3 PM.
it's never what you've done; it's what have you done latelyhttps://youtu.be/CoNVU2S7TVE
>>539486022go on...>>539486342yes, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. as you see, i type all lower case, so you can trust me>>539486453interesting, who else
I got access to a time machine which I used to rape myself a few years from now.
>>539485949I may or may not have an exorbitant amout of unreturned book fees at multiple libraries
>>539486563you are not ready
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I shot a man in reno
>>539485949I killed many with my hiv cum.
>>539485949Dear lord it has been 6 days since my last confession Yesterday I was standing in line at Walmart and it happened again...I thought I had more time. I was wrong. So wrong. I sharted. But not regular shart - this was nutty shart. It came out like sputtering shotgun. The fat nigger running the till laughed at me and I ran out of the store to my ford f150 just left all my shit on the counter.
>>539486506interesting. i dare you to troll us and post your name and SSN (laugh out loud)>>539486587kek >>539486667did you rape the monkey anonymous?>>539486729what year haha>>539486742not a crime in california so i don't care. why would i care actually haha
>>539486729Why would you do such a thing!?
>>539486563>interesting, who elsethe ex-girlfriend.except this time i just put hatred out and her new bf beat her to death.different ex's mom because she was a cunt to me.she died of an aggressive stomach tumor.sister-in-law's ex.he was a satanist that was going to sacrifice his wife, 2 kids, and then himself to the devil so i put out hate and he overdosed after i took his wife and kids away.i deal with the bullshit that comes from it.
I jerk off in the office restroom almost daily.
>>539486799Joseph Alden Johansson134-57-8996
>>539485949i've smuggled cigarettes in foreign countries by stashing them inside various electronic rack mounted devices. i've also done work in canada without a visa
>>539486784>fat niggerReported.>>539486813also how, where, when? KeK>>539486856haha yeah right! >>539486875meh who doesn't. wake me up when there's something incriminating. haha, just kidding!
>>539487011>haha yeah right!you don't have to believe me.it pays me no nevermind.sincerely,war
>>539486908FREEEEEEEZE
>>539486799Did the monkey turn you on, or why are you thinking about rape?
hey do you guys know what the cia keeps in their cargo pockets?
>>539487158No! Nuh-uh
>>539485949You can permanently disable most if not all military/surveillance/police and other oppressive equipment with this and its also cheap and simple to use.
I think I'm in love with my cousin. I feel deeply guilty and conflicted about it, so I've basically stopped hanging out with that side of the family outside of major holidays and birthdays and such. Worse is she came over a few weeks ago cuz she needed me to change her oil and check over her check engine light, and she was talking to me about dating and whatever. She said that her grandparents told her that I was basically what she was looking for in a guy. I laughed it off, "yeah, haha. Thats crazy". Then she asked me if I thought we could have dated in another life. Luckily I was under her car when she asked so I had a chance to sperg out without her seeing my face.Shes exactly my type physically and personality wise and shes always been kind to me. I can barely even jerk off because most of the times I end up thinking of her and I get too guilty to finish. Other times I do and I cum so hard I feel retarded. Then I'm consumed with guilt for days afterwards. I wish I wasnt so socially retarded so I could meet women and get her off my mind.
>>539487204enlighten us>>539491493Fake a suicide and get a new ID. Proceed to make cute lil tardy babies (Y)
>Currently in a narco sub about to land payload.>I get my passport back and a cool story to tell the grandkids.>Hopefully these beaners don't kill me first. >Next lot of subs apparently don't need piloting.>Had to shit in a bag for nearly a month.>One guy died and had to be buried at sea. RIP Pedro.>Mothership ahoy!
I have wondered lately how much of my mid twenties paranoia wasn't due to being a former GATE student/gangstalking/V2K/posting here but due to Weed. I always was OCD/autistic, to a degree (not formally diagnosed) and I had been depersoned/ritualized in the Theatre growing up. I don't know how to properly or earnestly explain that I was being groomed to be a glowie and tapped out, largely because of Jewish disagreements (you know, they called me and my family goyim, snipped an inch off my dick, my father killed for them [military] just the all classic signs that you are a TI)I did all the research, V2K, Lookoutforcharlies YT channel, street theatre and Zersetung. I should have taken more notes, cited instances my PC acted weird or work peers (recently hired and never stay long) would approach me and bring up topics from /pol/ or online that I never speak of, to gauge me.I also have a friend whose name is literally Mason who I have suspected was Freem or attends lodge. He is literally my best friend and I've known the guy nearly two decades but sometimes I feel like he's a handler or trying to bait me. but maybe a lot of my fear was excacerbated by weed. Just the extent, I will ALWAYS think (and KNOW) that their were instances of coordinated depersoning done to me, I don't need ti share them. What I write of today is accepting that some aspect of it may have been "over" or unrelated to a recent time of chaos in my life.Prayer helped.
>>539485949https://youtu.be/2LxXgX-yJI8
>>539491936>Proceed to make cute lil tardy babies (Y)I forgot to mention, we're not even blood. My grandfather remarried, so his step son is now my uncle, and my uncles daughter is my cousin. Our kids wouldnt even be retarded.
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>>539492003I wish you all the best anon
>>539491997lmao>>539492003Damn, we don't know anything about that. I mean, I don't know anything about that>>539492083make nike proud, just do it. fuck the haters (and your cousin)
>>539486667It's helen of troy
>>539492003>work peers (recently hired and never stay long) would approach me and bring up topics from /pol/ or online that I never speak of, to gauge methese are called "watchers".they never stop.they are not from cia.now you know.
>>539485949U.S. Intelligence watches me because i survived a torture camp out in Los Angeles and i started digging up the bodies from those places c:
>>539485949Once I re tiled my bathroom without a permit
